“Gordon fucking O’Donnell ” cries Merv “I have to be responsible for you piss heads”. “Re spon a la billy tea for all of you, RSASDFGTREY, get it, [Any one not covered see Emmjay.] Oh, for fuck sake”
“Merv, not so much swearing pleas” crows Yvonne.
“Another glass canoe” interjects Foodge.
“Did you say pleas?” presses Merv.
“No” replies Foodge “do I have to say pleas?”.
“Yep” says Merv “and pleas and fank ewe”
“Fank ewe for fucking what and some dots like this … just to make it a bit spooky” says a nameless character that won’t exist next paragraph, probably Emmjay.
“I have to swerve you reprehensibility okay, dot, dot dot” says Merv, doing his best to get the word count up. Grrrr.
“Wheeze a bunch of piss heads, tod, tod tod” says Gib W.
“That’s not dot dot dot” interjects Gerard trying to keep a straight face.
“I agree with Merv, from now on no more swearing or cussing unless we fucking feel like it” inserts Angler On, as you do.
“Yea…dot dot dot” cry the patrons.
“Now, how many drinks has everyone had?” enquires Merv.
[Sorry: Service is down due to abnormally high numbers coming in form the enquiry.]
“It’s the gubbermint that is putting down the working classes…dot dot dot” says HOO
“Shithouse service and dot dot dot. Next you’ll work for channel mime, dot dot, dot.” informs Nurse Barbara as she lights here fag and sips her pint, may as well slap arse on the way…, all good.
“Are you responsible bunch of pissheads?” says Merv.
“Yea…dot dot, dot dot” says the patrons.
“Well that’s all right then. RSA over, situation normal, well sort of” adds Merv.
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Vivienne, I’m in Myrtleford.
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Lovely spot Yvonne, my wife and I and kids stayed there. Beautiful.
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Poor sod, I reckon he has that dys-lex-ia . Maybe we could hold a cake table to get therapy for him????
“Wheeze a bunch of piss heads, tod, tod tod” says Gib W.
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Beyond redemption I believe Sister 🙂
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I was about to refute that remark, but had to get a glass of ale to get through the comments.
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And, I have to confess … what is RSA??
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Dear Sister Yvonne, the sheltered life you lead at the convent hampers your progress at times. RSA means the responsible serving of alcohol.
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Oh, in my ‘hood it’s ISA, of course. Silly me.
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…dot dot dot 🙂
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Now none of this … or I’ll tell you to …. off if that’s …. OK
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… 🙂
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Could do with a good Bar- a -bar- a, right now, Mark. Do you hire out canoes with or without a paddle?
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To you Sire, anything.
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I’ll have one without the paddle as I will be going up shit-creek.
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Me Gez, Ill be paddling up Fecal Stream
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Mark, settle down, Gez is now a famous auffor, wiff books at the Amazonians. fabulous stuff by all accounts!!
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It’d be alright if we all lived at the Pub wouldn’t it? Let’s just all officially move in and fuck the RSA. It’s a thought anyway.
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fanks viv took me five minutes to get off the floor 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Well, yes and no. We wus all gonna move to Albury, or Wodonga, or wangabloodyratta, but a wicked witch has moved in and taken the hospital away before it was even a twinkle in a architect’s eye.
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Urk, now you’re talking about my stamping grounds dot, dot, dot.
You’re all welcome to settle up here, we can go snowshoeing together (in the winter, I hasten to add).
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I’m near Albury.
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I’m not but I’ll be there in July
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