Merv on leave
Merv and the Discarded Episode.
Merv was going to say “Granny, where’s me coffee?”
And Granny was going to reply “In your mug you great big mug” but she didn’t, see this episode has been discarded, so everything that was going to be said didn’t actually get said.
“Thanks Granny” Merv was going to say, then he was going to give her a peck on the cheek, but alas, no instead nothing happened. No advanced frottage either.
Gib was going to say ”Will you two love birds stop it” but no, nothing happened.
Angler was going to pipe in about how it should be legal to discharge shot guns in the front bar but given the circumstances thought better of it.
Hon, Nurse Barbara and Sister Yvonne all seemed unusually quiet. No discussions of nursing rounds, first aid remedies or lippy and eyeliner were discussed. Cigarettes and ale were the order of the day, well sort of. Men’s arses, fair enough.
“Frigging Gord” unsays Hon Shades “don’t ask me about ROM or COM, just computer bullshit”
“Untolded you that Merv would unask for this” unsays Nurse Barbara.
Foodge entered the bar looking unresponsive. Oh yes, you know this could be the new, you know, thing, maybe the new thing but, be careful what you wish for. Expensive etc. may now finally get a rest. I hope everyone understands what I am not unsaying.
Anyhoo even the finest barrister in Inner Cyberia could only muster “Canoe of Trotter’s Special” but even that didn’t get said and a simple hand gesture to Merv and the order was placed, almost.
Now for the bad bit, er, um, unless you think this is already unbad or only moderately bad I’m sorry but this story is only going to get better or worse or even better unbetter and unworse.
I could go on but the Unpolice are here to take me unaway. let’s keep reading and TV’s crap so anyhoo O’Hoo unentered the bar after waking up on the pool table. Bruising aside he looked remarkably well for an octogenarian in his thirties. How unthinking of me, yes unback to silence between Granny and Merv.
“It’s over, the people have unspoken” unsays Merv.
“Unlook, okay” unsays Granny “ but how about one more unfuc@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@”
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
Oh, ungranny…
I think I’ll stay on holidays in Thailand
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Watch out for shot guns
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No mate its the 16 slices of bacon for breakfast.
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What ‘d I say? Now Algy’s staying on leave. Meanwhile looks like I’m on leave.
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Don’t worry shoe, if this story ever makes any sense to you then worry.
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So it is all going to be kept on the quiet. Fine by me. We can just let our imagination run riot. As it should be. Nurse Barbara will be offering full body massages at $95 an hour – in a private room. No funny business, just a massage.
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On medicare?
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For you, Mark, of course, for everything else, there’s American Express.
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No – honestly !
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Really?
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Who’s doing bar while Merv’s on leave? Did I miss that?
He may never come back if he goes on leave.
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I think Manne may, or may not, have washed the shit out from under his fingernails.
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Unhilarious. I didn’t roll around on the ceiling not laughing. Does this mean that Granny and Merv are out of love? Or in unlove. I guess this sorts out the unwanted pregnancy.
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Not sure whats worse
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Nice to see Merv in his Steely Dan shirt.
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It’s not unfunny when you think about it. Better than most unsatire.
Hung, you’re good. I unlaughed more than I haven’t for years.
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Unthanks Hon Shades 🙂
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I’ve got onto the people at Word Press to sort out I can’t to log into my account. I lost my password unbook none of us unhave. WordPress has disallowed me other than if I open a new account. Sucky.
So I’ve lost my lovely painting of me for our wall. I don’t want a new account. Boo Hoo! That will mean a new name (I unthink). (Sobs and blows Hon nose loudly).
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tie po alert.. to sort out I can’t log into my account (Sobs and blows Hon Nose pathetiquely) …
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Friends for life Hon.
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Hate them tie poses
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Thanks Hung. Here’s lookin’ at ya.
Tie poses are sucky too. And I’m not really sad. It’s my big son’s birthday but. I have posted this for him on Facebook. Two of my fave items in one package, the song and Phil Emmanuel doing what he does do so well.
I was up partying and burning data like there’s no tomorrow. Sweet dreams to the bar.
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Got to see Tommy and Phil live at Thebarton, great gig.
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Saw Tommy E twice in Albury – very long concerts – he just played and played and played.
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Fantastic guitar players both of them
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