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Factotum
By Sandshoe.
I read a lot of short stories from all over in an intense episode of study of the form and… adored … a hard back series of volumes, ‘the best of the year’ American short stories. Aside I enjoyed others. I discovered a voice in them that communicated to me a depth of humour and drama, but an urban rhythm and culture I somehow knew. Who knows how. Stories told to me as a child in the 50s of the American ‘occupation’ of northern Australia during the final days of WWII, American movies, popular culture, a professor at University, American friends.
I’ve only just this evening watched the movie ‘Factotum’ based on the novel written by Charles Bukowski.
I was spell bound. I enjoyed the production design and as for the lead role played by Matt Dillon it is a voice captured. As if I was reading him off the page. Its the personification of an American 20th century writer living on the skids of his dream, its rhythm hypnotic. I get the story. He skid rows from one place of urban employment to the next in shitty job after shitty job, chain smoking but it’s about so much more. About humanity, love, sex, hate, the movie filled me with hope for my own humanity, that it continues to prosper and my personal success day to day, week to week in the smallest and more significant ways, writing ‘stuff’ as I do from time to time, growing a garden, seeking a living by it if only by provision of a meal and a communal lifestyle attracting like-minded people, having worked enough shitty jobs, lived enough shit experience.
Whatever. Its inspiring to watch an actor (Dillon) transform a story of happenstance and a role into a work of creative genius. See the best.
It really got me out of a tinge of the doldrums caused by having picked up a glossy brand spanking new its skin paperback collection of an Australian sports commentator’s yarns off a neighbour’s kitchen table only a few days ago … such purest chance I saw it … and read a snippet why he had doubts, but included in his
volume the Frog Joke he described as “a radio joke”. The bit that first threw me was his native honesty he did not say he wrote it. I recognised in the same moment implication left so wide open that he did, any undiscerning reader may think he said he did.
I know he did not write it given I wrote it and aside I have radio experience
including as a copy writer, to demonstrate ‘an ear worm’, as a simple exercise in a period when it was in fact a job of mine among many I took on to write and teach, facilitate a group of fledgling writers.
Our sportscaster in his introduction of it makes a comment that I’ve made independently, many times, that he could never understand its success.
How might he imagine I feel, how unimaginable the incredibly and entirely ridiculous Frog Joke was told mostly unchanged the world over and at one time in so many different forms, by children and adults alike, play acted, brilliantly adapted, used and sold over and over in one anthology after the next and the next.
I was working in one shitty job or another, gripping from toehold to toehold onto the surface of the earth, oblivious to it. There was even a brilliant animation
decrying how silly it was. I felt it as a great pity the video was withdrawn from circulation no questions asked and its creators it seemed ran away for perhaps fear of a reprisal when I contacted them.
The twist towards the end of ‘Factotum’ is his mail is intercepted, an acceptance of a short story letter opened and read, set aside. We don’t have it confirmed by the movie, but it seemed likely a long time might elapse before he would stumble on realising he made it as the writer nobody believed he was or could be.
Revealing that doesn’t spoil the movie and the declarative speech that is the punchline. Better see it if you haven’t.
Best is I was across it, moved, inspired by ‘Factotum’. I understand his chaotic life.
vivienne29 said:
For me this is one of the most exciting events – news that I know (even though not in person) the woman who wrote this brilliant and original joke. K O’Keefe really should make it known the joke wasn’t his.
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sandshoe said:
Vivienne, #1 big fan of the enterprising Frog. Bit slow off the mark, thank you. I treasure your enthusiasm for it. Anxiety and self consciousness dominated my feelings about it for so long, that it was all over the world virtually unchanged and me helpless I truly needed your unbridled admiration and praise.
I’ve suffered for my art. 😉
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sandshoe said:
That you like it is very special to me. Pink drinks.
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Mark said:
Apparently I just killed StevueWi ndor
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sandshoe said:
I hope you are fighting fight whoever you have done in, Hung.
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sandshoe said:
…should read ‘fighting fit’, typo, darn…
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vivienne29 said:
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf0zw6Mhrhs
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vivienne29 said:
Could you expand on the frog joke please. Otherwise, lovely.
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vivienne29 said:
Is it about a frog going into a bank ….. his father’s a rolling stone?
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Mark said:
The one I know I only half remember but a man walks into a bar with a frog on his head and the barman says “Mate, did you know you have a frog on your head?”. The frog says “Damn, it was a pimple on my bum this morning”
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sandshoe said:
I am happy you enjoyed the piece, Vivienne. Thank you.
Mark’s frog joke however eloquent is not one I’d think to pen. It caused me to try to ‘see’ that …. no,. but catchy though. 🙂
It is the frog goes into the bank for a loan joke. I wrote a short version and a longer one elaborating what the loan was for. They are both out there. I don’t know where he got it from, but Kerry O’Keefe ‘s reading of it was only one of many, I noticed the Daily Telgraph commented he ‘apparently didn’t write it’.
Funny, I wrote it literally in pen .
I tracked down since I learned about it being out there the person I believe was the first unwitting person to share it on. From an English group I emailed it to … and I think they were running a competition (and I forgot all about it). He’s in the United States. He was not sure where he got it. His life was really full on. I didn’t expect he would remember. He laughed when I spoke to him on the phone and said he felt quite proud he selected it to share (nice fellow, very pleasant and grounded).
I posted it to my late brother too, a prominent and well known then Sydney identity, in the context of a letter to him, rather thought I did but I posted two letters that day.. 🙂 I posted them in the wrong envelopes…and therein is another story, the history of the 2 letters because I know something of it. Months and months later I received the letter to my brother marked ‘Return to Sender’. You sometimes can’t make people’s real reediculous iives up. Aint that a truth.
I messaged a number of people in what I thought was a friendly manner that I wrote it. I messaged our Sportscaster too.I cannot remember how. Through a publisher perhaps. I’ve never heard back. I’ve not persisted. The writers of my group were aged and are deceased. Funny, one said ‘I’ve heard that before’. Haha. Yes, I said. 🙂
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vivienne29 said:
WOW, wow and wow. Did you not sign it after you wrote it and before it went off into the never. What year was it Shoe? Darned amazing. It is one of the funniest and most clever jokes ever. I’ve still got the recording of it. It’s side splitting and it’s clean!
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Mark said:
Frog walks into a bar and says, “Hey,anyone seen my brother?”
Barman says “Wad did he look like?”
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sandshoe said:
Another one, Hung. Like it. What’d he look like. They’re all news to me. Have a sound of you being funny to them. Originals. 🙂
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Mark said:
Sorry shoe, I cannot relate to what you are saying. My circuits and computer code will now shutdown.
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sandshoe said:
Hung have you taken a code exception to what I said about the joke about the pimple on the bum? You’ve misunderstood my meaning. Catchy refers to it also being an earworm in my head. It was a pimple in the morning and a Froggy in the evening …and at Suppertime Be my little pimple (froggy, sugar)… and love me all the time. Catchy.
Maybe catchy isn’t appreciative enough Help me out, Hung.
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Mark said:
Sorry shoe, I really la785b you. I’m going to bed now, Tutu will be here tomorrow and unfortunately sensibility will now take over.God bless Betty.Pleece, no more questions from anyone other wise I will visit my friend Suzie Cide.
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Mark said:
Just joking around shoe. No offence intended.
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sandshoe said:
Hung, no offence taken. I was a little bit worried, ok I fretted right but that only lasted all day and night and woke up fretting, dropped by the bar early.. 🙂
Christina.
Friends for life. You said.
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Mark said:
Friends for life shoe, I will never retract that. Cheers mate.
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vivienne29 said:
Shoe, would you like and can I have permission to send the audio of the joke to Emmjay and/or Hung who could then put it on here for everyone to enjoy. I tried to copy and paste but that doesn’t work.
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sandshoe said:
It is readily available on Youtube, Viv so if you can copy and post the link it will play as videos do. By all means. It’s just I can’t do it on my mobile phone at the moment.
Or the audio/podcast link is somewhere on the ABC just telling the joke and it was voted his best joke on his retirement, too..
By all means if you like send the link to Emmjay or Hung otherwise for them to post.
A lot of cricket people have it on their phones. I run into it all the time. When I say I wrote it and I’m careful now who I say it to I get the either uncomprehending stare or a dismissive putdown. I’ve had it explained to me it’s…no…it’s the one that etc …or, a woman texted me and told me about the broadcast “you know that joke of yours that went feral, I’ve just heard it on the cricket”. I had a melt down of self conscious anxiety. I’m used to all the permutations now.
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sandshoe said:
Oh sorry Viv, I did not compute. Auggh. Copy and paste didn’t work. xo
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vivienne29 said:
Done – my original audio I have on file just refused to be copied and pasted here. I never thought to check You Tube – it has everything. Shoe, you’re famous and anyone who doubts you wrote it is a total twat. So catchy !
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vivienne29 said:
Dear Shoe – don’t fret. I’m sure if Hung heard the joke he would understand what you were saying. See my other comment – I’ve got the audio of it. It really needs to be heard.
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sandshoe said:
I won’t fret trying to identify what Hung means, Viv, thank you.
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Mark said:
When you write Sister Hon Shades you usually touch my heart. That is a very difficult thing to do yet you have this uncanny knack of achieving that most of the time. Well done shoe.
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sandshoe said:
Thank you Brother Hung. Thank you, too for adding illustration to the text and creative genius adding a ‘down a squeaky clean toiley’ image. You a funny man.
‘Shoe aka Hon Shades
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