Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner in The Shire has been announced and then quietly cancelled, in a touching tribute to the former PM’s reputation for never actually going through with anything.
Organisers of the event said they wanted to create a send-off for Morrison that captured the essence of his time in office. “When we thought back to what he had achieved as PM we came up with absolutely nothing. And that’s when we knew we’d hit on the perfect farewell,” one of the organisers said. “What better way to honour the man than with an elaborately-announced but never-actually-implemented leaving do?
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How pleasing to see. It was being compared by the worst thing to come out of Epping Boys’. I see Scotty from Marketing will be replace by Simon from Consulting. Simon of course was the failed candidate for Bennelong who aligned himself with anti Vaxxers and conspiracy theorists, thinking that being the school captain of Epping Boys’ would be enough for him to win the seat, it was a disaster from day one for him.
Just wondering if they will build a statue of him at Kurnell shaking hands with Captain Cook who circumnavigated Australia.
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Correction: Captain Cook circumcised Australia. (According to the suppository of all wisdom).
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“How good is that?”
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“How good is that!”
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