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Cyrus Part the fourth

02 Sunday Aug 2009

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cyrus the Great: Chronicles

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CHAPTER 2:  Born to Die

Harpagus

Harpagus

“Curse you all for fools!” Astyages bellowed furiously. His advisors cowered fearfully as he berated the Magi from the throne, “Less than a year since you advised me to marry my daughter to Cambyses and the gods have sent me another dream; and this one is even more worrying than the first… Now you’d better tell me what it means and be sure you tell me the truth or, by all the gods, I’ll make sure none of you is troubled by dreams ever again!”

The Magister paled visibly as the blood instantly drained from his face in fear; he bowed deeply as he fearfully replied, “Your majesty, we will do our utmost; tell us, what is the nature of this new dream?”

Calming down only slightly, Astyages said, “I dreamt that from Mandane’s womb there grew a huge vine, which first filled the whole city and then grew to over-shadow the whole of Asia. Now, tell me what you think this dream means?”

Terrified, the Magus answered, “Lord, this dream is very similar to your first dream; if your daughter should give birth to a child, that child would grow strong enough to rule over all Asia…”

“As I thought…” Astyages mused darkly, the furrows of his forehead deepening as he frowned and finally asked, “And is there nothing I can do to prevent this?”

The Magi looked at each other desperately; each hoping to find some kind of inspiration in the others’ eyes; only to discover there was nothing there but the reflection of their own terror of what their king might do to them should they fail to find a satisfactory answer. Although they said nothing of it, the Magi had to a man instantly realized that this new dream suggested Mandane was already pregnant; just as quickly, they had also realized that the only way to avoid the future which now threatened them would be to either kill Mandane before she gave birth, or else to kill the baby as soon as it was born.

None of the Magi dared to even remotely suggest either of these desperate courses of action; yet they knew they must find an appropriate response; Astyages was already looking at them impatiently. The Magister took his courage in both hands and looked his king in the eyes, frankly revealing to the monarch the terror that was in his own, as he answered, “Sire, it is not for us, nor for any man, to tell you what you must do with your own family; this must be for you alone to decide…”

As the Magister had hoped, Astyages was astute enough to understand what this reluctance to answer him signified; indeed, it was much as Astyages himself had expected. His expression turned from anger to misery and then finally to determination, as he finally turned to his servant, Harpagus, who was standing beside the throne, and said quietly to him, “Harpagus, send a herald to Persia to fetch Mandane!”

The servant bowed respectfully as Astyages continued, “She is to come home at once! Say nothing of why; no-one is to hear about this dream. Is that understood?”

Harpagus bowed again deeply and said, “Of course, your majesty; at once, your majesty!” With an obedient bow, Harpagus quickly left the room.

Once he had gone, Astyages turned once more to the Magi and barked at them, “Now get out of my sight before I have your useless heads removed from your bodies and displayed on spikes at the city gates!”

As the Magi backed out of the throne-room, bowing and scraping even more deeply than Harpagus had as they went, they each said silent prayers of thanks to the gods that they still lived; to suggest that a man sacrifice his own grandchild is a very delicate thing; to suggest that a king should do so, unthinkable!

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Astyages realized that he would not have been sent this second dream if Mandane were not already pregnant. Even so, he felt the need to observe his daughter’s condition for himself, but he feared that if he were to meet her, his face might reveal the darkness of his intentions. He decided that it would be wiser not to greet her in person; he instructed a slave to greet the couple for him, with apologies that the king could not personally attend their arrival due to the pressures of state business. As soon as these slaves informed him that his daughter’s carriage had been sighted in the distance, Astyages climbed up onto the battlements which overlooked the gatehouse with Harpagus and the Magister so they could observe her arrival unseen.

The same enormous wagon, drawn by its team of a dozen oxen, which had taken them to Persia less than a year ago, now brought them back; pulling up noisily just inside the city gates. As her maids helped Mandane to descend, Astyages observed that she was indeed heavily pregnant. With a woeful expression which reflected the utter misery he now felt, Astyages turned to the Magister as, grasping the latter’s shoulder in a strong grip with his right hand and shaking him roughly, he said,

“Pregnant! By the gods, this news should fill me with joy, but all I feel is dread! Well Magus, what do you advise now?”

The Magister’s’ response was darkly enigmatic, “My Lord,” he said softly, “it is not for me, nor for any man to advise you how best to manage your own family affairs; if there is still some way to avoid the disaster foretold by your dreams, you alone must find that path…”

The consistency with which the Magister had insisted on refusing to answer this question, merely repeating his earlier response, underlined for Astyages that there was no way to escape the horror that appeared to be the only way he might possibly avoid catastrophe; yet the alternative horrified him even more. But whatever it cost him; regardless of what, or even whom he must sacrifice to do so, he was absolutely determined that his sovereignty must be preserved.

“Well then, now I know what I must do! Out of my sight, worthless dog!” he said, dismissing the Magister and waiting for him to go, before he turned to address his minister,

“Harpagus, escort Mandane to the women’s quarters; she is to stay there until she delivers her child; if it’s a boy, you are to bring it to me as soon as it is born.”

(to be continued…)

Cyrus – Part the third

30 Thursday Jul 2009

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cyrus the Great: Chronicles

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By Theseustoo

Astyages

Simulated Astyages

Mandane’s wedding-feast was magnificent; even the oldest of the old women agreed that it was by far the most wonderful spectacle anyone in Agbatana had ever witnessed.  The ceremony was held within the city’s gold-covered innermost wall; beyond which no-one other than the king’s own family and servants ever ventured unless he was on official government business.  Only guards, government officials, and the Magi were ever allowed within the six walls which surrounded the city in concentric circles; each wall a different colour; and built around a low hill so the battlements of the inner walls overtopped those of the outer ones.

This was the first time since Deioces built the city that the common people had been allowed a glimpse of the immense wealth and splendour in which their king lived.  Within this innermost wall was a wonderful golden palace set in a fabulous landscaped garden; a multicoloured jewel set in gold.

The wedding was attended by what seemed like the entire population of Media.  Even the herdsmen had left their cattle in the care of their elder sons, or with a trusted slave, so they could attend the feast. The guests all sang and danced and feasted with genuine pleasure, for Mandane was both pretty and popular. For many this was the most fabulous day of their lives; never again would they see such splendour or experience such a wonderful and elaborate feast.

Everyone, from the King’s minister down to the humblest field-hand, wore their best and most colourful garments.  The crowd was a rainbow-coloured sea of goodwill as the dancers gracefully ebbed and flowed within the golden wall as, for this one day, the people forgot even the toils and hardships of their own lives and put aside all care to help their young princess celebrate this happiest of occasions. And the bride certainly looked happy, for even though her husband was unknown to her, Astyages had hired a matchmaker to describe him to her in the most flattering of terms, so that, just as Astyages had hoped, Mandane was quite excited at the prospect.

Hundreds of cattle, sheep and goats were sacrificed and roasted whole over huge bonfires to feed the guests; while thousands of flat, freshly-baked loaves of unleavened bread and honey cakes filled with figs and other delectable fruits, together with an endless variety of delicacies and sweetmeats, were constantly produced in the huge clay ovens of the palace kitchens.

Astyages was resplendent in purple, white and gold.  Even wearing only a modest circlet of gold, tastefully adorned with a single large and flawless blood-red ruby, upon his noble brow to indicate his royal status, he looked every inch a king.  He wore an ankle-length white robe, intricately edged with delicate golden embroidery, over which he wore a vivid purple surcoat, also heavily embroidered with depictions of lions and elephants. Even his sandals were covered in gold.

His pale-skinned and shaven-headed Magi advisors, enveloped from head to foot in their voluminous black silk robes of office, solemnly performed the ceremony, orchestrated by the magister himself.

Cambyses, dressed in a silken robe of a deep emerald green, trimmed with gold, held his bride’s hand as the Magister raised his eyes and extended his hands heavenwards to invoke Ea and Enlil, the Father and Mother of Heaven; calling upon them to witness the ceremony and accept the sacrifices which Astyages now offered to them in the name of his daughter and his new son-in-law.

Ten years younger than her groom, the lovely Mandane wore a simple though very elegant high-waisted white dress, tastefully decorated with designs of leaves, trees and various flowers embroidered in gold thread. Her head was covered with a cunningly-wrought headdress of gold which modestly hid her luxuriant, ebony-coloured hair; while the sultry, dark-eyed beauty of her lovely face was modestly, if thinly, disguised by a white veil of the sheerest silk.

As the Magister intoned his prayer for the future well-being of the young couple, Astyages scrutinized Cambyses carefully, mentally comparing the Persian to his own men. The Magi had not lied about him; he was a handsome young man of about twenty-five summers and average height. His skin seemed unusually pale; as if he spent little time out of doors. Cambyses also had a smooth and unblemished olive complexion; the complexions of Astyages and his Medes, however, were tanned to a tough, leathery texture by their constant exposure to the elements; and their faces were often disfigured with old battle-scars.

Though not exactly fat, this Cambyses seemed remarkably soft; his skin and musculature had a soft roundness to it, like a baby’s; a plumpness which seemed to reflect a life of luxury and indolence; quite unlike the hard and sinewy musculature of the Medes, including Astyages himself, who like every Median man over the age of fourteen, was no stranger to the hardships and rigours of war. But no matter how hard he tried, he found he could not imagine this Cambyses in any kind of warlike situation; the thought was ridiculous; such softness would be entirely out of place on a battlefield, Astyages thought; he would not last ten seconds.

The king shook himself out of his reverie as the Magister eventually reached the culmination of the ritual and asked Mandane the age-old question, “Do you Mandane, daughter of Astyages, King of the Medes, take this man, Cambyses, Son of Cyrus, to be your lawfully-wedded husband?”

The young bride solemnly replied, “I do!”

The Magus repeated his question to the groom, “Do you Cambyses, son of Cyrus the Persian, take this woman Mandane, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

Cambyses had not seen his bride before the wedding, having accepted Astyages’ offer partly for political reasons and partly because he really had no choice; one does not insult a tyrant like Astyages by refusing to marry one of his daughters when this is offered. But when he saw his bride; her beauty clearly visible in spite of her veil; he could not help himself, but fell truly and instantly in love with her. It was fate, he decided, that had brought them together. Gazing lovingly into Mandane’s beautiful brown eyes, Cambyses gently lifted his brides’ left hand and slipped a plain golden ring onto its third finger, as he replied with equal solemnity,

“I do!”

“Then I pronounce you man and wife! You may now kiss the bride.”  The Magister smiled indulgently as the young couple kissed, with perhaps just a little more passion than either he or Astyages might have expected.

Well, the match appears to be popular at least, Astyages thought to himself, as the crowd cheered wildly at the top of their lungs, enthusiastically applauding Cambyses and his bride as the groom helped her into a large, ox-drawn carriage for their journey to their new home in Persia.  As the carriage left the courtyard the crowd ran noisily after it, following it out of the city for some distance to ‘see the young couple on their way’.

Astyages sighed deeply. Then, turning to the Magister, he said, “Well, he certainly looks soft enough; indeed I’d be surprised if this Cambyses is man enough even to father a daughter. Indeed, it’s fortunate that they seem to like each other at least…” The king laughed, obliquely amused by the thought; and all three Magi nervously echoed their king’s laughter, hoping desperately that everything would turn out as they all hoped.

(To be continued)

Cyrus part the second…….

28 Tuesday Jul 2009

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cyrus the Great: Chronicles

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By Theseustoo

Simulated Magus

Simulated Magus

The Prophecy

Astyages had a dream one night which troubled him so much that he sent for his advisors to interpret it. These men were from the Median tribe known as the Magi, which was famous for its knowledge of both the heavens and the earth, and for their ability to interpret dreams. Over the course of centuries the Magi, realizing that knowledge was power, had collected, compiled and categorized all that was known of the earth and the heavens. As a result of their ever-increasing knowledge-base the Magi came to dominate the bureaucracies of first the Sumerian and then the Assyrian Empire. So powerful were they, that the Magi alone, of all six Median tribes, were exempted from providing an army for the defence of the kingdom. When Assyria finally fell to the Medes, their new masters too were obliged to continue to allow this immensely powerful tribe to continue to function in their traditional manner, for they were indispensable as the primary source of the state’s officials, educators, astrologers, historians and encyclopaedists.

Astyages glared down at them sternly from his throne. Still in his thirties, Astyages was a tall and darkly handsome man with the characteristic high cheekbones and craggy features of the Medes; his angular face dominated by a thin, fiercely hooked nose, which gave him the appearance of an eagle about to swoop on its prey. This effect was enhanced by the bright glint in his coal-black, deeply intelligent eyes, which shone out from under the bushy, black eyebrows which delineated his heavily-lined forehead. His darkly-tanned, leathery complexion reflected a man used to the outdoors; a man of action, rather than some cosseted princeling who ruled from a distance while sitting on a comfortable throne inside a palace.

The Magister, the principal Magus, unlike the hereditary princes of the other Median tribes, had not inherited, but rather had earned his title and position after more than thirty years of study, service and internecine political intrigue. He realized that Astyages was in a particularly dark mood this morning. Stepping forward nervously, he asked, “What troubles your majesty?”

Astyages replied, “I had a strange dream last night; I can’t get it out of my head; I want you to tell me what it means.” Again he paused, reluctant to trust anyone with the contents of his dream. Slowly he began to speak: “I dreamt that from my daughter Mandane’s womb came forth a great stream of water which filled not only my capital, Agbatana, but even the whole of Asia… can you tell me what it means? You may speak freely, without fear of my displeasure… if you will only answer me honestly.”

To the Magister the dream’s meaning was perfectly clear; yet he was stuck for words as he wondered how to phrase it so that Astyages would not take offence and have him executed. His voice quavering just a little, he began to speak,: “From your daughter’s womb will come someone whose strength will flood over Agbatana and fill all of Asia; Majesty, Mandane’s child is destined to be a king. I fear this child may one day usurp your Majesty’s own rule…”

“Indeed; it is as I suspected.” the king said, as if to himself. Then he fell silent for a while, embarrassed by the inescapable need to ask the Magi for their help; it made him look weak, he thought, to admit that he needed anyone’s help. But he realized only too well that he did need them; so, gazing directly into the Magister’s eyes he demanded, “What would you advise me to do to prevent this?”

The Magus was reluctant to suggest that the king’s dream might indicate some flaw in either the king’s character or his policies; and even more reluctant to suggest that a change of dynasty, foretold like this in the dream of a king himself, was unavoidable; nevertheless it was clear to him that, because of Astyages’ notorious cruelty, the harshness of his rule and the extreme nature of his excesses, heaven’s mandate had been revoked. Slowly, he said, “Majesty, if the gods will it, nothing can prevent it… yet perhaps they do not wish this to happen and have sent this dream to warn you…”

Astyages rounded on him impatiently, “Don’t prevaricate with me you fool! Just tell me what I can do about it!”

“Yes Majesty! Of course!” the Magister blustered, bowing obsequiously. Put on the spot like this, his mind churned rapidly; long years of patient study had made him intimately familiar with all of the meanings of the symbols which the gods encoded in dreams and sent to men in their sleep. Even so, this did not help him to formulate the plan of action he needed now. Grasping at straws the Magister improvised desperately, “It is well known that sons take after their fathers, majesty; you must make sure that Mandane does not marry a warlike man but a gentle one.”

The king considered this suggestion and decided it seemed sound, but for one minor detail. He asked the Magister, “But where can I find such a man? To a man, the Medes are all fearsome warriors; the terrors of all Asia! They have known nothing but constant warfare ever since this Kingdom was founded by my great-grandfather.”

The Magister had anticipated the king’s question and responded immediately, “Your Majesty, when your grandfather Phraortes wanted to expand the kingdom he first conquered the Persians; one of our own Medes is worth at least five of their fighting men; perhaps you may find among them a man so gentle that no warlike offspring could possibly come from him?”

Astyages could find no fault with this plan. “Hmmm…” he said, “Do you have anyone in mind?” As the king seemed content with his plan so far, the Magister briefly conferred with his fellows. After a few moments; and ever so delicately; he put forward the name that they had decided upon, “Majesty, there is one Persian known to us, by the name of Cambyses, who is very fond of music, women and poetry; he is soft and gentle… and has never taken part in any warfare; indeed, he has a personal abhorrence of any form of physical violence. Majesty, this man could never father a warrior strong enough to subdue all Asia. If the Princess Mandane were married to this man we think your majesty could put his mind at rest.”

Astyages recognized the name; although this Cambyses was a Persian; subject to Median rule; and thus technically a slave, he was descended from a wealthy and noble Persian family. This man had such a reputation for effeminacy that Astyages had felt an instant shock of anger rise in his breast that such a man should be suggested even in jest as a potential suitor for his daughter. In any other circumstance such a proposition may well have proven fatal to its originator. But, although he was still somewhat reluctant to have such a notorious weakling as this Persian, Cambyses for his son-in-law, after a moment’s consideration, he heaved a heavy sigh and in a resigned tone, said, “Very well; your advice seems sound enough; let all be done as you have suggested… and let it be done as soon as possible; my daughter, Mandane, is already of marriageable age; I shall ensure that she is kept in the women’s quarters until the wedding can be arranged.”

(To be continued)

Cyrus – the Prologue

27 Monday Jul 2009

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Cyrus the Great (Persian First XI)

Cyrus the Great (Persian First XI)

by  Theseustoo

Prologue

A Brief Overview of the History of the Median Empire:

The first king of Media was Deioces, who was chosen for his wisdom, honesty and judgment after the Medes revolted from their Assyrian overlords,. He built the city of Agbatana and established himself firmly on his throne, being careful always to display the same kind of wise and impartial judgment in his dealings with the people now that he was king, as he always had.

Deioces was succeeded by his son, Phraortes, who extended the kingdom significantly, conquering first Persia, and then all of Asia east of the River Halys, with the exception of Babylon. Phraortes even laid siege to the Assyrian capital, Nineveh and would most certainly have taken the city, had it not been for the sudden invasion of a horde of nomadic Scythians, who were following a band of Cimmerians whom they had chased out of Europe. These Scythians tyrannized and oppressed Asia for the next twenty-eight years spreading waste and destruction throughout the entire region until finally all of their leaders were slain at a treacherous feast planned by Cyaxares, the son of Phraortes.

Cyaxares, the third king of Media, finally drove the Scythian invaders out of Media, thus returning to her the dominion over Asia which had originally been won by his father; and which he saw as his birthright. Cyaxares finally conquered Nineveh, and thus subjected the Assyrians, who had formerly ruled all of Asia, to the dominion of their former subjects, the Medes, with the exception of the remnant of the Assyrian aristocracy, who had fled to Babylon, the final stronghold of the Assyrian Empire, to establish a government in exile.

When Cyaxares died the throne passed to his son, Astyages, who was thus absolutely determined that the fledgling kingdom of Media would never again fall so easily to invading foreigners…

(to be continued)

In the next thrilling instalment of ‘Cyrus’, hear all about the prophetic dream which threatens Astyages’ kingdom and how Astyages decides to deal with it.

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