Stanmore Tree Hugger – Brark

So today the Herald published the results of the Edinburgh Festival Jokes Competition:

7.  I needed  password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

6.  Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge ?

5.  I took part in the suntanning Olympics.  I just got bronze

4.  I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday.  I tell you, never again.

3.  I saw a documentary about how ships are kept together.  It was rivetting.

2.  Last night me and my girlfriend watched three videos back to back.  Fortunately I was facing the TV.

1.  You know who really gives kids a bad name ?  Posh and Becks.

Yes, I know….. this is beyond the SMH, it was a quote from the Guardian …. who quoted a dozen other sources……. Oh well. not so much a newspaper as a concentrator of other people’s news.