Hello patrons de la salle de porc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know that many of us are facing that peripatetic perennial question of what to buy loved ones at the yuletide time of yulishness.  The good news is that the Pig’s Arms resident T-shirt recycler and painting painter of the sharp eye and steady handliness has brought forth her bountiful talent and we are now able to avail ourselves of a Lehan Winifred Ramsay had-painted recycled T in an extensive range of colours and sizes (WYSIWYG).

Competition for these shirts will be ferocious, so you need to get in early and offer Lehan a competitive price for an original LWR T so your Christmas stocking will be well and truly stuffed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please note that these Ts are works of art and are not guaranteed to be any kind of fast.  They should be washed only by virgins using triple-distilled oxygen.  They must be dried flat in the shade by punkah wallahs and stored respectfully.