As a community service, the Pig’s Arms has opened a new clinic for the terminally boared.
Our latest bulletins:
1. If you receive an Email warning you to avoid eating pork, ignore it. It’s just spam.
2. The Hell’s Angles were concerned about recent reports of sine flu – but they were just going off on a tangent.
3. Merv rang up the swine flu line but all he got was crackling.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
I suppose someone’s already put out the
4. Swine flu but did pigs fly? bulletin
Further bulletins..
5. There is a report that Harry Trotter flu at Hogwartz.
6. Susan Boyle flu into a rage after being described as a pork chop on a doily.
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Number 6 made me spill my ouzo, Mads!
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Amanda Holden’s career, has taken off on the back of Boyle. No reverse pun intended.
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