
Seafood of the Gods - or Mermaids for Voice
By Theseustoo
Digital Food Stylist – Warrigal
Croesus had lined up his army on a low hill overlooking the coastal city of Sinope; on the Euxine Sea. They had arrived the previous evening. Now, as the sun started to climb above the blood-red horizon, well fed and rested, they were drawn up in battle formation, awaiting only their king’s command to attack the city. As Croesus sat on his horse in the centre of the front rank, intensely regarding the town which was their goal, Sandanis rode up to him,
“Your majesty has chosen the ground very well…” he said, “This region is called Pteria; it is the strongest position in all Cappadocia; if we defeat the Syrians here and capture their city of Sinope, the rest of Cappadocia will soon fall, giving us a strong base to defend against Cyrus, who will surely come in response to our invasion…“
Croesus nodded silently; his mind already focussed on the battle ahead. To the trumpeter at his side, he quietly said,
“Sound the advance!”
At this the trumpeter played a brief fanfare; repeated it twice and then concentrated on keeping close to his king so he could relay his king’s orders to the army as they marched determinedly towards the poorly-defended city.
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It had not been much of a battle, thought Sandanis as he watched his men looting the city. Indeed he’d been surprised how poorly defended such a crucial city had been. Although her walls were high and strong, yet they were ill-maintained; worse still, her menfolk had become fat, lazy and careless as the result of several generations of peaceful trade between Lydia and the Asian Greeks. They had not been anticipating any attack, let alone an attack from what had hitherto been the friendly trading nation of Lydia. Croesus’ cavalry simply rode into town through the open gate, followed closely by the Lydian infantry and rapidly seized control of all strategically important administrative centres. Completely unprepared for Croesus’ attack, Sinope’s small garrison quickly capitulated.
But Sandanis realized that Sinope occupied a strategically crucial position on Cyrus’ trade routes; controlling all trade going through Cappadocia, which in turn was the gateway to many countries in the region. This enabled Croesus to put an effective embargo on all trade heading eastwards along the King’s Highways; the network of ancient roads which the Sumerian king, Hammurabi, had built to encourage regional trade and facilitate his government of what several centuries earlier had been the largest empire in the world.
Staging posts had been built at regular intervals along all of these smoothly-paved highways, where fresh riders and horses were permanently stationed, thus providing a reliable and speedy messenger service throughout what under Cyrus would become the Persian Empire. But if these roads were the very veins and arteries of the Empire, its heart and mind was the bureaucracy he’d established and housed within the Great Tablet House. In this huge complex of educational and administrative buildings Hammurabi had installed the whole tribe of the Magi as his court astrologers, teachers, scholars, archivists and bureaucrats; choosing the Magi specifically for the talents with which they were already particularly gifted; the result of their ages-long quest for knowledge.
The roads made trade safer and easier; and at the same time it facilitated troop movements, enabling the Great King’s armies to travel from any state in his fast-growing empire to any other state in a matter of several days, or at the most a few weeks, whereas similar journeys made before the King’s Highways were built had often taken several months. These roads were thus crucial as a means of social control for they allowed the ruler’s armies to quickly and easily reach any potential rebellion. At the same time the roads had increased the wealth which paid for the vast armies which had made the vast expanse of Hammurabi’s empire possible.
Indeed, it was accurately said that the Kings’ Highways were the net which had held first the Sumerian, and then the Assyrian Empires together; just as it now held the Persian Empire together, even though Cyrus had greatly extended her borders. Already, Sandanis now realized with a start, Cyrus had conquered more territory even than Hammurabi; and the King’s Highways now stretched unbroken as far north as the Hellespont; and almost as far south as the Sinai and now eastwards too, through Media and Persia. In spite of himself, Sandanis was very impressed at this marvel of both social and physical engineering.
But, as he supervised the blacksmiths, who were currently riveting heavy iron fetters onto the wrists and ankles of the surviving Sinopeans who were about to be sold off as slaves, Sandanis thought grimly, these roads would also make it much quicker and easier for Cyrus to reach us.
“No matter” he thought; “…we’ll be ready”.
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Cappadocia is where my daughter spend some time teaching English. She always thought it was an amazing place.
Your story mentions it being close to a sea. I am hardly pedant but are there or were there other Cappadocias?
In any case, it does not matter. Your writing overcomes all and is a joy to follow. By the way, in Sydney there are many buildings wtih Cyrus, Cyros or even Cyres written on them.
I know that Greek influence was big thousands of years ago, but in Bowral NSW?
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Gerard, I think it’s quite likely that the boundaries of Cappadocia have changed considerably and more than once over the course of the centuries, and this must explain your surprise at the ‘coastal’ city of Sinope… In describing it thus, I am merely following Herodotus, however, and make no claims to expertise on ancient geography…
My description of Sinope and Pteria as a crucial trading post is largely my own speculation, though, but it is in part based on a guess that ‘Pteria’ may actually refer to the ancient city of Petra (also spelt, Patara in other places…) which, of course was one end of the Silk Road, which I’m sure would most likely have been fully operable at the time.
Thanks for the compliment on my writing, Gerard, and I’m glad it gives you such pleasure. But I can’t really comment on why so many buildings in Sydney have ‘cyroid’ names… Does Sydney have a particularly Persian connection in its history? As for Bowral, did it have any connection with the ‘Afghans’ who traded all over this great south land and left camels roaming wild in our deserts?
Maybe one of the other piglets can answer these questions… I hope.
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Apologies: ‘operational’, not ‘operable’…
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… And maybe I should mention that the sea-coast referred to is not that of the Mediterranean, but the Euxine (Black) Sea… I’ll try to find a map showing the location of Sinope if you wish, but be prepared to be disappointed; maps of the ancient world are often sketchy at best.
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Sorry Gerard, I have looked but have been unable to find a map showing Sinope’s location… Sardis, however easily found… That, of course is Croesus’ capital, but it will be another chapter or two before we go there…
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Warrigal’s Mermaids are so much prettier than Gerard’s maggots…
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Very true, Helvi… but I wonder if Gerard’s maggots may have attracted them… Maybe they thought it was a smorgasbord…?
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Watch the Siren’s song. Many a sailor was enticed to their death by their lures.
Stick to maggots, play it safe.
Apart from that, how does anyone deal with those tails?
I think John Safran would have his job cut out for him.
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I watched the Sirens’ song, Gez… but it smelled a funny colour!
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You know, Warrigal… your mermaids have given me an idea. Maybe I should tell you all the story about the boy and the dolphin… Whaddya reckon? Atomou? Helvi? I’m sure you and Voice would both like dolphin stories if you like mermaids…?
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That’s rather wonderful Warrigal. No wonder Mike couldn’t wait for the next space story to show it off even though it spawned the flimsiest of flimsy segues.
I rather like the cricket ball hurtling through space too. When Mike gets Jason TWPG onto removing the old dot comments, we should get a gallery going. I’m thinking of being able to group a bunch of pictures somehow, by putting them in the same directory or attaching them to the same post, and having them automatically displayed in a grid of clickable thumbnails. I noticed you can get add-ons but there might be a cheap way to do something simple in standard WordPress.
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I did a lone mermaid at her toilet in the style of the Pre-Raphaelites which was meant just for you. Perhaps you could ask MJ to forward it if he doesn’t put it up it with a story.
Of course it was Titian and Rubens who were fond of the odd toilet scene. I could never see the point unless its simply a kind of fine art voyeurism.
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As a teenaged boy, Warrigal, I used to think that the whole notion of ‘fine art’ was merely an excuse for voyeurism… though I never did understood why such an excuse should be necessary.
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In the exquisitely ornate remnants of Venice there were, and presumably are still, some wonderful paintings by Titian on display. Or is it Tintoretto? I know very little about Art. Funnily enough I don’t recall the subjects at all. But the amazing light and colour made a lasting impression on me. I recall a vivid red in particular, I think in some of the garments.
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In the Dutch galleries I remember seeing Rembrandt, and learning (from the leaflets) about his bility to capture the light. The Nightwatch was one that I remember.
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With all due respect Julian if you see a painting first hand and still have to read about their ability to capture the light, they are no Titian ( or was it Tintoretto?)
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Yes that’s perfectly valid Voice, but he has a talent for that. And that is what was explained.
He manages to illuminate his paintings with shafts and shadows, which add an eerie realismm and a unique branding .
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Jules, you are right, it’s Rembrandt who catches the lights and shadows just right, don’t be too humble…
My young kids thought all those early Dutch paintings were too dark; they think differently now….
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Oh, I see what you meant JL.
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I think the ‘gallery’ is a wonderful idea, Voice… and indeed before his European tour I sent the Emm of Jays a couple of shots I thought might be interesting to look at, but sadly, I think that his tour must have knocked them completely out of his mind…
If you’re listening, Emm, and can’t find or remember the pics I sent you, I’d be happy to re-send them if you want me to… and I do hope you include Warrigal’s ‘lone mermaid’ in a story… love your work, Wazza!
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Mmm. I might have a couple or three for that
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On the case. Well, JUST on the case, T2. I’ve not forgotten and I’ve been discussing it with Jason. I gather that WordPress does have a gallery facility – but like the the bloody WAV problem (btw WordPress doesn’t accept an MP3 – but an AVI or an MP4 is apparently OK), I’m bloody flat out with work.
Post Europe we had a month of starvation and now we have four concurrent jobs – two with tight deadlines – so the First Mate and I have worked most of the weekend …. and I’m still on the job – as they say….
Will do the gallery thing as soon as I have a breathing space. Doing interviews for a system requirements assignment starting at 8:00 tomorrow – kind of need to do a bit of homework…..
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Okay Emmjay, all is forgiven… I realize you’ve been extra-busy lately. But I do hope your workload eases up a little in the not-too-distant future.
So, wordpress doesn’t accept mp3s eh? I wonder if mp3s can be transmuted into mp4s? or can .wav files be similarly transmuted?
I’ll experiment with my mp4 player… if it transposes .wav files into mp4s then maybe we can still have a ‘musical exchange’ blog too! Wish me luck!
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PS: Best of luck with your homework!
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Thanks, and good night !
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That sounds like a catch phrase Emmjay.
I had a go with the gallery keyword of WordPress a couple of months ago but found the results unpredictable. Meaning that I didn’t understand how to set things up to make it work I guess. I also think that it might be version dependent.
My observation from then is that it would pay to categorise pictures as you go; it’s tedious and time consuming looking for what you want. I took the liberty at the time of prefacing some of Warrigal’s picture file names by WDM, so that you can quickly find them using Search Media. If, for example, you prefaced any subsequent space ones by WDM_SP it would make it a heck of a lot quicker later to group them into however you implement a gallery.
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It’s goodnight from me: And goodnight from him.
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Julian, that is, of course, the catchphrase of Eric Morecombe and Ernie Wise; but didn’t Frankie Howard often use ‘Thank you and goodnight!’ as one of his?
BTW, do you remember the joke Eric and Ernie always used to end their show with? They’d start the joke, but never finish it… it would go something like:
Eric: There were two old men sitting in a deck-chair…
Ernie: You CAN’T tell them that one… this is a family show!
Did you ever manage to hear the rest of this joke? If not here it is:
There were two old men sittting in a deck-chair; one said to the other, “It’s nice out isn’t it?” The other one said, “Yes, but you’d better put it away; there’s a policeman coming!”
Boom-Boom!
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Lovely shot of the ‘Catch of the Day’ Wazza!
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I thought it was a work of art myself, asty.
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How do you cook mermaid?
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Sushi..
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I prefer them fried with garlic and black pepper with a slice of lemon, myself…
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… www … www
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Errrr… we’re talking ‘mermaids’ here, Voice, not maggots… And I only ever eat the fishy bits…
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Now were talking..
Oops; better read the story I suppose.
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Glad you’re enjoying the story, CC… Some great battles coming up…
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