Suspected Australian Political Jihadist Walid Tokay
Please note, this is a fake politician – Digital Mockery by Warrigal
In late breaking news, our freelance Pig’s Arms Middle East correspondent Armin di Nihill reported this morning that a senior figure sought by the APF – Sheik Walid Tokay has reportedly been arrested by Saudi Super Secret Spy Society (SSSSS) agents when he tried to infiltrate the Saudi cabinet.
Apparently Sheik Tokay was only discovered when he threatened to cross the floor and vote against his own party on a matter of conscience. This was unprecedented in Saudi politics. Not crossing the floor – because there is no other side, but actually having a conscience.
More surprising was the revelation that Sheik Tokay is also embroiled in an emerging scandal referred to in the Saudi official media Al Wankar as the “Money for Wheat Scandal”. Al Wankar cartoonist, Effdog Moon says that details are sketchy at this stage, but there has been a suggestion that an un-named boat person has been photographed by the SSSSS exchanging a brown paper bag suspected of containing hard currency – for a box of Wheatbix.
There is also a suggestion that Effdog Moon was in fact merely drawing his own conclusion and the photograph was simply a supermarket transaction.
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That’s funny the time must be wrong. I’ts just appeared..
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While speaking Jeehadd
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Actually yours was better, but I only had nine minutes.
7 if you deduct the time for CC’s first retort.
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You are too modest JL.
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Did you notice that my final limerick version was a kind of acrostic (if you string together the first letters of every line they have a recognisable meaning, in this case SSSSS).
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To be honest, I didn’t. And apparently no one else did either.
You are just too smart. But then I have always thought that.
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Not really Jayell. Even Arnie (The Governator) is doing acrostics these days.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/f-you-schwarzenegger-sends-lawmaker-special-message-20091028-hkgc.html
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I’ll read it in a second. But, I was thinking that it would be nursery rhymes that he remembers.
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Jayell, popped up then. These bloody computers.
Arnie claims that it was an accident I see. Whereas you are claiming a coup.
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That I am claiming a coup, Julian, is one possible interpretation. But the wrong one.
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I don’t know why you are so tetchy about it JL (although there’s a fair chance you’ll be even tetchier real soon now). You wrote two of the most evocative pieces on this site and I’ll bet you’re fully aware of that.
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Don’t be silly. I was just joshing.
I’m hardly ever serious. You should know that by now.
After all there isn’t long to go now- so we should keep smiling!
“Real soon?” Are you planning something?
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🙄
Anyway I’m glad you were just joshing.
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A footlin limerick by voice
was devoid of comedic choice.
The punch line was sour
Asylum arrivals per hour
Are seeing The Anti ruddsters rejoice
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Everybody here can see, the poetry of good CC
faster to write, yet no quick fix;
fitted in some politics.
Oh I wish I was so quick,
full of fun and fully sick.
(for you Chop Crevice)
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Some Australian Political Jihadist
Said a Hypercritical Sadist
Stopped to talk about Jihad
Sadly though he had
Said of limericks this is the baddest.
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Agreed!
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Good to meet a chop crevice with taste. I think.
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I had the PA’s home made Tee on today- to do a run to Brisbane Airport.
My son, daughter-in-law and grandson are going to Angleterre for 3 ½ weeks.
Anyway, forget that! That’s not the story.
I popped into see my Mum when I got back; and she asked me what the slogan meant. Si I showed her the latest story. This one. On my laptop.
She remarked that she had just been shopping in Aldi and they had a whole shelf of those in the kitchen wear section.
Anyway that’s not the story.
Did you know that the RBA is corrupt? Paying bribes in the international intrigue of the ‘ funny money’ for polymer notes.
These are the guys that are entrusted with steering our economy. Oooch, what next?
Oh yeah Rudd to do deal with New Zealand to billet the Asrilym Tricksters there. Oops hang on after a couple a weeks there they can come here anyway as Kiwis- and get dole, first home owner’s grant and 24 hour cricket (when the footy’s not on)
junior correspondent.
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Whoever he is, this Sheikh Tokay certainly seems at home, doesn’t he?
😉
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As far as infidels go, this is nice photoshop work.
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You are too kind. I wish I was better at it, but a little dogged determination gets me there, or at least close by anyway. I do it mostly for fun, though harassing right wing poli’s I see as a social obligation.
May I compliment you on your choice of icon. I have a particularly soft spot for old grey snouted dogs. A brindle Great Dane, or am I mistaken?
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You can’t fool me. he looks far too nice and gentle to be a jihadist. I reckon there is more to Sheik Tokay than meets the eye.
On the other hand, the chin is rather firmly set on whatever he is planning. It could be an impersonation of Wilson Tuckey reliving a senior moment of a past Croation war.
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Could well be, Gez 🙂
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