
The Ordinance Inspector's ute in the days when he still cared to keep it clean - outside the Molong Town Hall .
Story and Pic by Warrigal Mirriyuula
The Emergency Department of any small country hospital is used to trauma, even major trauma. You may get gunshot wounds and stabbings in the big cities, and of course there’s always the motor vehicle accidents. You get those in the country too; but you don’t get the crushing and penetrating trauma you get off the farms.
So it was no surprise to the young attendant when Sister MacGillicuddie, spying the bloodied young man being helped through her doors, had stepped out from behind the reception area and taken efficient, no nonsense charge of the still bleeding Inspector. She took his weight on her big shoulders and helped him to a gurney in the curtained triage area. The young attendant, now with nothing to do, ambled about the reception, poking and sticky beaking for a bit, trying to hear what was being said behind the curtain without making it too obvious. He heard something about “no fracture”, “there’s a lot of blood here”, and he heard the young Inspector draw his breath in and moan slightly as Sister cleaned the wound. “You’re going to need some serious stitching. I’ll better call Dr. Wardell.” She left the injured young man holding a wad of cotton wool and gauze to his head and went off to make the phone call.
The young attendant watched as Sister walked briskly up the centre of the hospital’s one general ward, her starched white sister’s veil looking like some Chesley Bonestell space illustration he’d seen in Life magazine. The phone was at the other end. She’d be gone a minute or two. He slipped behind the curtain and took a look at the young Ordinance Inspector. Half his face was developing a beaut bruise centred on the injury hidden under the wad he gingerly held to his hairline. He’d be alright the attendant thought.
“Listen mate, I gotta get back to the roadhouse. You’ll be alright. Old Wardell’ll stitch you like a Sunday school sampler. A handsome scar. The girls love a scar.” He put his hands in the pockets of his greasy overalls and swung on the spot for a moment.
The Ordinance Inspector, still holding his head looked up and wanly said “Thanks. Really thanks, I dunno what might have happened. Those bloody dogs might’ve tried to eat me.”
“Mongrel and The Runt!??! The young attendant just laughed. “Don’t be bloody silly man! It was Mongrel came and got me. He must think a lot of you that dog. He’s not one to put himself out unless there’s food in it for ‘im.” Something occurred to him. “What were ya doin’ up there anyway?
The young inspector took an inward look at himself. Molong wasn’t working out for him. Christ, he couldn’t even catch a couple of stray dogs without making a complete cock up of the entire issue. “I don’t know. I really just don’t know.” he sighed. Nothing seemed to make much sense. “I suppose I’ll have to buy those dogs a steak.” He tried to stand up and shake the attendants hand but was still too groggy and slumped back against the edge of the already rolling gurney. The attendant grabbed him and ensuring he was upright got the gurney back and helped him to lie down.
“Thanks again.” The inspector lay back with his eyes closed. “I don’t even know your name.”
“Billy, Billy Martin. Me an me brothers run the roadhouse.” He held out his oily right hand but of course the inspector’s eyes were still shut. Billy looked at the filthy paw and self-consciously withdrew it.
“Well thanks Billy. I’m Algernon, Algernon Hampton.” He opened his eyes and looked at Billy.
“Jesus, is that ya real name? S’bit Biggles init? Algernon? He said the name as if it actually had a bad smell on it. “What’a ya friends call ya?” He was genuinely convinced that no one would call him by that name.
“I’m not sure I’ve got any friends. Well not this side of the Victorian border.” He sighed again.
“Now ya just bungin’ on the agony.” Billy laughed. “It’s just a bump on the bonce mate. You’ll be right as rain in a few days. Anyway look, I gotta go or my idiot brothers’ll burn the place down or somethin’ worse. Come out and see me when ya get outa here. I’m always there.”
He turned and pulled the curtain aside just as Sister was about to do the same from the other direction. Old Wardell was bringing up the rear. The three of them outlined a complex rondel of apology and side stepping which ended with Sister barking, “Oh for goodness sake, Billy! Just get out of the way! You shouldn’t be in here anyway with your filthy clothes and hands!”
“See ya Sister, Doc. See ya “Head Case.” Billy called back, feeling better not using that other name. He ran outside, jumped in the ute and took off.
Sister sniffed a peremptory sniff. “Head Case indeed.” She muttered. “Still, he’s the only decent one amongst those brothers. Idle loafers except Billy.” She turned back to the Doctor and the patient. Doctor Wardell was looking at the dark blood oozing in vermilion beads along the laceration. The patient’s eye was beginning to close and the bruising was swollen and darkening to an ugly crimson purple. He looked like he’d done fifteen with Dave Sands.
While Sister prepared the curved needles with fine gut, Doctor Wardell did some very fine and fancy stitching. Particularly at the point in the laceration where a side cut produced two small flaps of skin that didn’t want to sit flat. He’d looked at the wound for several minutes in silence. The young Inspector looking up through his one open eye thought the old boy had dropped off, but then the doctor had said, “Right that’s how we do it.” and with much muttering at the tiny fine stitches and some help from Sister the wound was finally closed, cleaned and disinfected once more, and a clean dressing applied to soak up the little blobs of bloody ooze.
The doctor washed his hands in the basin and said over his shoulder. “Algernon isn’t it?” He turned and flicked the water from his hands onto the floor before drying them on a towel from the dispenser. Finishing up by drying between his fingers, he threw the damp wad of linen at the small laundry bin. It missed and fell onto the floor. Sister tisked audibly at the liberty the doctor took.
“Algernon you’ve had a very severe knock, you’re concussed and still suffering from a little shock, but your pulse is strong and regular. I’ve managed to close the wound nicely and the scar shouldn’t be too grotesque.” He puffed a little with an old man’s pride in a simple task done very well. The quality of his suturing was known throughout the district. “I’m a bit concerned about that eye though; and of course, as with all head cases, it’s best to wait a day or two to see what happens with your vision and memory, cognitive skills. That sort of thing.” He began to pack his bag. “I’ll get Sister to give you something to help you sleep and I’m recommending that you stay overnight or maybe until Monday morning. We might need to get Gruber out here from Bloomfield.” Bloomfield was a large psychiatric hospital located in Orange about 22 miles east. “He’s a specialist in these sorts of head cases.”
Algernon had heard about Bloomfield. “I’m not mad Doctor.” Algernon hurriedly interjected, “I’ve just had a crack on the scone.”
This amused Doctor Wardell and he had a chuckle. “Don’t worry, I’ll call him in his capacity as a specialist neurologist. You seem clear to me now but you never know.” He lightly gripped and squeezed the younger man’s arm. “Now you must get some sleep. I’ll drop in tomorrow morning.” He turned to Sister, “Give him a shot of phenobarb and make sure the nurse monitors his breathing through the night.” He pushed his stethoscope into his bag, snapped it shut and threw the brass latches. “Thank you Sister.” Doctor Wardell did a stagey bow. “As usual your assistance has been both invaluable and reliable.” He smiled a broad gracious happy smile at her. “Oh go on with you Doctor. I’m not moved by such soft soap.” But you could see she really was.
The sun was going down and with the doctor gone, Sister had helped her patient into a bed in the general ward and given him his sleeping pill. There was only one other patient in the small ward. He was a snowy haired old bloke and he had his ear glued to a little portable radio while making notations in a newspaper with a stubby pencil. Algernon thought he recognised him and smiled a painful one eyed smile. The old boy turned and smiled back, then suddenly wincing in what was significant pain, “Kidney stones.” he said, as if each of those two simple words cost him an effort, sucking the air in between nearly clenched teeth. Algernon didn’t hear the rest, if there was any. He was already falling into a head throbbing barbiturate sleep.
Meanwhile Mongrel and The Runt had made their way down town. It was a beautiful Summer evening; warm air, clear skies and a light breeze. The dogs were hungry. They hadn’t eaten since MacCafferty’s that morning and after their eventful day they were on the hunt for some grub. They wandered all the way down Bank Street until they were outside the Freemasons. The front bar was noisy and still half full with the afternoon drinkers. They’d dissolve away over the next hour or two while the evening crowd crushed in for the darts tournament. There was twenty quid in it for the winner and a money prize always drew a big crowd of punters who’d wager loudly through out the bar. They’d bet on a single spear, they’d bet on doubles and triples, they bet on individual players and the teams comp; in fact they’d bet on anything. There was a roster for the cockatoo so no one bloke missed all the action. Hundreds of hard earned pounds would change hands on the grand final match at the end of the evening. Blokes’d be cadging smokes and botting beers ‘til next payday if it didn’t go their way; and it had gone that way very badly indeed a few years ago. A ring in team from Bathurst had turned up pretending they were the regulars from St Pat’s. One of them however was a past state and national champion. After blundering through the early rounds, the ring in had just turned it on and torn the locals apart. The ring’d taken the local punters for a little more than was thought fair in a country town. The issue had been settled a few weekends later at a dance in Blayney when one of the more robust locals made short work of the bloke who’d organised the ring and fixed the tournament. There had been talk of hand injuries to the ersatz champ but the kybosh was put on that as going too far. He was a former genuine champion after all. He ended up with a black eye and a fat lip instead. The St Pat’s team had played fair ever since.
There was nothing to eat at the Freemasons but both dogs could smell BBQ on the breeze so they set off to find it. It wasn’t far. Just up Bank Street at the Telegraph. Clarrie had decided it was such a nice night they’d have some music and spit roast a couple of pigs in the courtyard out the back of the pub. They’d been on the spit for about half an hour and the delicious smell of sizzling pig fat and crackling had drawn Mongrel and The Runt as though on leads being wound in by the turning of the spit. The courtyard out the back of the Telegraph had originally been an ostlers yard for the Cobb and Co coaches that carried the western mail before the railways. The courtyard was connected to Bank Street by a carriageway large enough to take big coaches and four. Mongrel didn’t hesitate and ran through into the courtyard where Clarrie was basting the dripping pigs with a paintbrush. “G’day Mongrel” Clarrie called as the dog ran up to him and sat down at his feet, looking from Clarrie to the pigs and back to Clarrie.
“Ya hungry mate? Where’s The Runt?” Clarrie looked around and then spied The Runt sitting in the shadows of the carriageway. He turned the carriageway light on and the smaller dog flinched a little. “Well come on then,” Clarrie said to The Runt, as he got down on his haunches, “Come on in. I won’t bite you.” but the little dog didn’t move. He just sat there against the wall in the carriageway. “Suit yourself Runt.” Clarrie said equably, knowing the little dog’s ways. He got up and went into the pub.
Emboldened by the departure of the man, The Runt joined Mongrel by the spit in the courtyard. In a moment Clarrie was back with a bowl loaded up with a couple of bones and some old lamb chops that had seen fresher days. Clarrie took the food over by the old stables. The dogs followed. Clarrie dumped the meat on the cobbles and filled the dish with water from a tap on the wall. “There ya go boys. That’ll sort ya out.” He gave Mongrel a ruffle on the top of his head but The Runt was keeping Mongrel between him and Clarrie. “You’re a funny little bloke Runt. You really are.” Clarrie smiled and shook his head and went back to basting the pigs.
The dogs wolfed down the chops and lapped and slopped their way through a good drink. Then, selecting a meaty bone each, settled down to give them a good chewing. The Runt looked up from his bone and across at Clarrie occasionally. Clarrie wasn’t a bad human, and he had just fed Mongrel and The Runt, and he always felt friendly and had that sweet beer smell, but for The Runt people were a problem. A dog just couldn’t be sure if or when they’d turn on you. It was always better to be cautious. He kept an eye out for Clarrie but, like Mongrel, having had a good feed, the next pressing issue was a snooze. The dogs lay down together on an old sugar bag in a corner. They were both asleep in minutes.
The pigs turned, Clarrie basted, an odd assortment of locals turned up with guitars and fiddles and harmonicas. Beryl, Clarrie’s wife, loaded an old trestle table with salads and fresh bread, plates and eating iron. When the dogs woke up the courtyard was full of people. Mongrel noticed the young bloke from the roadhouse talking with Clarrie as Clarrie carved into the first pig. The young bloke was a freshly bathed pink and wearing an ironed shirt. Mongrel could smell the odd mix of mechanical swarf and soap all the way over in his corner. He seemed excited and Clarrie was hanging on his every word, looking over at Mongrel and The Runt from time to time as the young bloke told his tale. When the young bloke finished he stood back slightly and winked over at Mongrel as Clarrie just looked at the dogs, his mouth slightly open. Then as if gathering his senses he shook his head and laughed. “I’ll be buggered!” he exclaimed.
It was one of those nights when everything was right in Molong. As Algernon the young Ordinance Inspector slept his deep barbiturate sleep, the evolutionary miracle of regeneration repairing his battered bonce, aided no doubt by the painkillers and a shot of anti inflammatory Sister had thought prudent to add to his chart, the town enjoyed a memorable night.
It wasn’t that anything particularly exciting or important happened. They seldom do in country towns. It was that everyone who came into town that night found company enough, a good feed, a yarn and a joke. Many danced, some sang, every body that could, played an instrument or two. Raconteurs found ready audiences and drank well and deeply in every corner of The Telegraph and The Freemasons. Lies were told, myths were remembered. Even the Rev. Gamsby came down from St Johns to the Telegraph and danced with Beryl while Clarrie played congenial host. The company and communion of people just like themselves, with whom they shared a kind of spirit of place. Just like the old blackfellas; like Yuranigh whose grave was just out of town. It was a magic night. Even The Runt had a great time after Porky turned up at the Telegraph. They’d stayed together all night while Mongrel played the show off. Singing along with the fiddler, doing his entire repertoire of leaping tricks, nudging all and sundry for bits of pork crackling. Mongrel really liked pork crackling.
Down at The Freemasons the local team won the darts. Even those blokes that’d lost more than they could easily explain to the missus went home feeling good, and some of them that had won went home not a little amorous. What’s more, while a lot of beer was drunk and there certainly were many sore heads the next morning; on that magic night there were no fights, no crashes and no one embarrassed themselves on the way home. In fact every one went to their bed happy and safe.
It was special in its very ordinariness, but the most interesting thing that happened that night was that the people of Molong, having heard of the injured young man and the story of Mongrel’s run for help, began to think differently about the young Ordinance Inspector. He became one of them. No longer an outsider. The very rocks the town was named after had reached out and knocked away the past. In a curious way Mongrel, having run for help, had conferred on the young Inspector the same welcome he and The Runt knew from the people of Molong. It would be said around town that if this young bloke was good enough for Mongrel and The Runt, he was good enough for Molong.
Clarrie, having cleaned up the courtyard and shared a last port with Beryl in the cool night air, turned off the light in the carriageway and went in the back door of the pub. He turned around in the doorway with his finger on the courtyard light switch. He could hear Beryl climbing the creaking stairs to their apartments at the back of the hotel. He looked across the courtyard and saw Mongrel and The Runt curled up together on the old sugar bag. The Runts little back leg was kicking slightly. Clarrie smiled and snapped the switch off.
As he climbed the stairs after Beryl his smile broadened a little. He’d loved it when Beryl and the reverend were dancing. He’d remembered the bush dance at Cumnock all those years ago when Beryl was a slight and shy young girl and he was a diffident young man just back from the war. As he stepped onto the top landing he realised in an almost overwhelming moment how much he loved his wife and family, how much he cared for the people of this little town, how good his life was, how rich.
The lights went out in Clarrie and Beryl’s apartments. Most everybody else in town was already asleep. A few wispy clouds slid over the moon and the stars twinkled in the deep blue black of the western sky. Every now and then a dog barked or a curlew called as Molong dreamed a new day into beginning.
Yes a great readable story WM. And I’m glad that you lost the odd Mulga type word, that was in the last episode.
A funny feeling though. I have just read this after mentioning Biggles in The Dot. Very disconcerting that. I knew that there was something to read, but have only just come to it.
Now this Sister, with the starched veil: I am sure that the story would have benefited with a reference to her stockings (possibly with suspenders), or even a cleavage allusion. However I have managed that for my self.
A great word came to mind when i was speed reading, and misread a sentence. Broadacious. I can think of the odd occasion when it could be used.
A good atmosphere with plenty of grub, smells, music and maudlin whimsy.
PS I still can’t get over the Biggles thing.
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“Mulga type words”?
As for Biggles; I had originally called the character “Jeremy” and he was always going to be called “Head Case” but later, after a facility with the clarinet became known around town, he was gong to get the nick name “Jaz”, but then I threw all that out and called him Algernon to get the Biggles ref. in. I figured a young bloke from the bush in the post war years would read Biggles and I do have a very strong sense that a name like Algernon would have been suspect back then. My problem now is how to make any new nickname both apt and amusing. He can’t continue to be called “Head Case” because that would be inappropriate in his future.
Got any ideas. I’m open to suggestions. Anyone?
Your Helmut Newton version of Sister, while both appealingly suggestive and full of tumescent promise, sadly just doesn’t fit this story. She’s not a “Sista” but a Registered Triple Certificate Nursing Sister. The kind that takes enormous trouble to ensure that the starched edges of her veil could take an eye out if you don’t get out of her way. Though she has always harboured a secret soft spot for old Wardell. Let’s see if he can stitch that one up.
I’m appropriating “broadacious” for later use somewhere. I’ll let you know and promise attribution.
As for the twilight zone moment. We live in a stochastic universe. Sometimes coincidences are just that.
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Yes, I did enjoy it.
I can’t find your last story. I printed off to read, which I did. This one I read on the screen.
I am not sure how to navigate around that site and find your last episode- and the printed version got used for scrap. I am a great believer in paper re- use.
But I think that you used the word deleterious! ?
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And a few holy wrabbits
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I’ve let it simmer overnight. It has reduced beautifully; but I still can’t work out what you actually mean. Are you referring to Rev. Gamsby? I didn’t think so, it’s too obvious, but you never know.
A very young, freshly ensoutaned Reverend Gamsby married my parents in St Johns Anglican Church in Molong, and christened my elder sister. For reasons never made clear my younger sister and I were however never christened. Maybe that’s why God never got a foothold in me. No foundations to build on. My younger sister did go through a religious period during which she became part of many somewhat curious sects including a crowd called the Four Square Gospel Church. She tells me now that it was more a social thing as her friend’s family worshipped there.
These days none of us subscribe to notions of numinous divines.
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Neither can I
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I concur with all comments made about this piece, Waz! It’s simply brilliant!
“They’d been on the spit for about half an hour and the delicious smell of sizzling pig fat and crackling had drawn Mongrel and The Runt as though on leads being wound in by the turning of the spit.”
An enchanting, smile-packed image. Wonderful wordsmithing!
I love how you’ve given each of the dogs a different character, mindset, demeanour and how you reversed the roles of man-dog relationship: “A dog just couldn’t be sure if or when they’d turn on you. It was always better to be cautious.”
And even though the story is dripping with bush australiana, it resembles me, my sister and the wonderful relationship we had with the villagers back in Greece. The Telegraph, Clarrie’s pub is nothing short of a cut ‘n paste of our lives, I reckon.
And the very last paragraph feels like the very beginning of Dylan Thomas’ “Under Milk Wood.”
I’d certainly pay to read such stories and I’m grateful you write here, Waz. Please keep it up, mate!
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And I just remembered the village D Thomas set his play in: Llareggub, which, of course, is Buggerall in reverse and it echoes in your “I’ll be buggered.” A lovely, subtle and fine allusion to Milk Wood. I can hear Richard Burton’s dulcet tones through a crackling radiophone.
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Three things.
1. Thank you once again for your kinds encouragement and praise. I’m so glad you’re enjoying it.
2. While Llareggub has been much in my mind, as well as Lake Wobegon; and I love the lyricism of Thomas’ masterpiece, “starless and Bible black”, “slow deep salt and silent black, bandaged night”, “the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing sea.”, (And that’s just the intro), it has been my intention that through the character development and description the reader hears the voice of Molong itself. Sort of like Molong is the narrator as well as a character in its own right. In this regard it is different to Llareggub and Lake Wobegon. Perhaps it’s my relative lack of literary skill that keeps this from being obvious.
3. if you are in earnest about being willing to pay to read such pieces, and you know what they say about a fool and his money, may I suggest that you send whatever amount you think reasonable and fair to MJ to assist him in his work as chief cook and bottle washer here at the Pigs. It may also help to defray any costs associated with maintaining MJ’s relationship with “the First Mate” whom I’m sure has every reasonable right to suggest that MJ spends too much time pandering to the likes of us whilst in her probably correct opinion neglecting more important and rewarding obligations around the home. Indeed I’ve been thinking that it wouldn’t be completely out of the question for us to “subscribe” a little every now and then, whatever seems appropriate, to help our licensee keep a head on the beer here at the Pigs. Just a thought. What do you and the other Piglets think?
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I am in agreement. Why don’t you post his postal address in The Dot?
It is more private there!
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Warrigal, both Gerard and I are perfectly happy to help Emmjay to keep the pub going in any which way, financially, editing, (Gerard), contributing with stories…count us in…sorry if I been a bit slack lately…it’s school holidays after all…
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Warrigal, your talent shines through these Runt and Mongrel stories, there’s no doubt about that!
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Above is Helvi’s but I agree with her. Looks like you are an author already.
The plot thickens.
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Helvi, is this really you?
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H and G, I cannot begin to tell you how heartening your enjoyment of The Dogs is to me.
Perhaps it’s my subject that’s drawing the writing out of me. I do enjoy it immensely and it is at time’s surprisingly cathartic. To think I have paid therapists money in the past to achieve what writing this yarn is doing for me. At this time I’m just happy working my way through this tale, and continuing to work cautiously on the Mirriyuula yarn. I find I’m enjoying the process very much.
As for being an author already; that’s very kind of you and it is true in a small way, though I think there’d be a long way to go before a soppy yarn about a country town, its local misfits and a couple of stray dogs would find a publisher other than MJ. Anyway, that’s not my purpose at this time. I’m just following where the yarn leads and feeling enormously buoyed by your responses.
Thank you once again.
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This is good stuff WM. Many years ago when I had lots of friends unlike now, we would do a lamb on the spit, bring our guitars and have a jam session into the night, ah yes, youth, wasted on the young.
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There’s things about the Inspector that would find a harmony in you Hung. That line about not having all that many friends sounds like you’re “bungin’ on the agony” a bit yourself. You’ve got a posse of friends here and I’m sure you and Tutu enjoy a wide circle of friends and acquaintances.
What’s more, I love your yarns. They contain a broad vein of humour that cannot be faked. It’s a natural gift. One that I recognise as “absent” in what I do. I may be able to turn a funny phrase or describe a funny situation but it’s all artifice, an intellectual conceit. Your stuff is just funny, and that’s priceless.
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Thanks WM. Your story is very powerful and I get easily into the mode of the characters. I like to be funny but I would like more word skills.
By the way Tutu got me that book Time Machines etc for my birthday. I’ll pass in round the Pigs Arms when finished.
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Sorry to butt in, but I was gifted Swallows and Amozens.
A paperback with a pretty little drawing of a boat on the cover.
I had mentioned to Mes London, how much I enjoed it years ago. It was an unexpected etra Christmas tree gift .
Chapter I:
Roger, aged seven, and no longer the youngest of the family,ran in wide zigzags, to and fro, across the steep field that sloped up from the lake to Holly Howe, the farm where they were staying for part of the summer holidays. He ran until he nearly reached the hedge by the footpath, then turned and crossed the field again.
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OOOps Amazons, of course.
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There are too many dead letters on my keyboard now.It is taking two thumps on the Z , X n Y.
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This is beautiful stuff, Waz. Many thanks.
AAA grade prose – and as you suggested, not asking for division.
I’m enjoying the fine details too. Dave Sands was one of my Dad’s favourite fighters. And Dad (who was a toolmaker) used to snaffle an occasional tin of swafega and bring it home so that when we tinkered in the garage (on one of his string of crap British four cylinder cars), we had the best hand cleaner to remove grease and oil – of which there was plenty.
If you’ve not already gotten a literary agent, I suggest you start looking for one.
Kind regards,
Emm
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So your dad made you then is that right?
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Tool maker, Hung, tool, not baby!
Geez some boys!
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How many Hail Mary’s?
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At least two!
And a dozen or so Hail Jesus!
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I just spotted this one, Hung.
You’ve cleverly suggested my inutility with a reference to its opposite. Few tools are useful fro more than one thing. Isn’t it ?
I think things are going to take a turn for the worse for O’Hoo. I’m thinking pain and violence. I’m thinking woman trouble.
Not really a payback. Maybe a small instalment though.
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Sorry Boss, just couldn’t resist an opportunity. Please be kind to O’Hoo
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Imagine what Hung would have made of it if your Dad had been a Fitter and Turner, MJ.
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Yes any fitter I’d be an epileptic
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As for this literary agent business; just how does one go about procuring a literary agent? Given the state of Australian publishing at this time I would imagine that a good agent would be as rare as good writers, and just as likely to be busy taking care of that which is already on their plate.
It would be nice though. To be professionally published. The dampener is that I’ve been in music publishing myself and know how easy it is to say “no” to some aspiring creative type. I don’t imagine for a moment that literature is any easier. Indeed I suspect it’s probably much harder.
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I know that it must seem that I am stalking you today WM.
But I just happen to be sitting here and the mail notifications are coming up.
My brother, who I tried to get interested in putting up some Pigs’ stuff, had some publishing done.
He did it through Amazon. I had hoped that he would have given me more info. ll he hasn’t and I haven’t pressed for it. He’s not secretive just a tad lazy.
I’ll revisit it to see if there’s anything worth passing on.
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Whom, my literary agent, whom I don’t have, would I’m sure advise.
God! That was a mouthful.
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Warrigal:
Here is one way but perhaps not the only way.
http://austlitagentsassoc.com.au/finding.html
I tried and failed with them so far. The Australian market is small and agents seem to stick to proven authors, also fiction is out and then in again, biographies were in but not this week, may be next week! All a bit fickle tricky.
Of course, with your writing talents, who knows!
I love the Australian way of your writing and the Runt and Mongrel’s superior moral fibre give the story a lovely and unusual uniqueness. The Ordinance Inspector reminds me of my Weed Inspector. A ratbag.
I just remembered that Lyn Tranter was the most encouraging. Here some details.
Australian Literary Management
2-A Booth Street
Balmain NSW 2041
Australia
Lyn Tranter
Karen Colston
Phone 02 9818 8557
Email: alpha [ât] austlit [dôt] com
Internet site: http://www.austlit.com/
Australian Literary Management was established in 1980. In 1993 Lyn Tranter joined the agency and is now the director. She has travelled widely and often overseas, building the agency’s reputation and establishing strong links with publishers and other literary agencies. Lyn acted as President of ALAA (the Australian Literary Agents’ Association) from 2005 to 2008. The agency specialises in adult fiction and non-fiction, and also accepts typescripts for children’s books and fantasy. Clients include Robert Dessaix, Arabella Edge, Jennifer Fallon, David Marr, Gao Xingjian, Susan Kurosawa, Margo Kingston, Amanda Lohrey and Christine Harris. Please phone or email the agency before sending submission. Visit website for further information.
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Thanks for that G, but I think I might try to finish the story before I call on any potential agents.
I really appreciate all the complimentary comments but my offerings here still don’t amount to that which I can be completely happy with, which is to say that I wouldn’t offer something that I would reject. It’s the “John West” test. I’m still one of the salmon they’d reject.
Besides, I wouldn’t like being chopped up and living in a tin.
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