Anne Boleyn

by

Theseustoo

 

Anne Boleyn lost her head

And took King Henery to bed;

But only ’cause her little sister

Bore a son ’cause Henery’d kissed ‘er.

Anne didn’t want the brat, you see

To be the heir of Henery;

And when Henry didn’t want the bub

Mary sorely felt the snub.

Mary and the bub were sent

To Rochford; I think, somewhere in Kent…

Or else somewhere on the Yorkshire dales

Or could it be that little place in Wales…?

But Anne then married Henery

And gave birth to Elizabeth, you see…

But she regretted from the very start

That she’d given Henery her heart.

She wanted to give the king a boy

But a stillborn child gave her no joy.

In desperation to become a mother

Anne had sex with her own brother.

But George’s wife told King Henery

Of his wife’s infidelity;

And so Anne lost her liberty

And to the Tower of London sent was she!

“Not guilty Sire!” then pleaded she

To incest and adultery

But Henry’s anger was plain to see:

“Off with ‘er ‘ead!” says Henery.

Although just as true as that Anne was silly,

It’s true too that Henry could not control his willy.

And though she could have been much smarter,

She was something of a fashion starter!

🙂