One of the more lasting impressions of my distant past are memories of our neighbour, Bill Miami. Bill Miami was of Italian descent but adopted out to an orphanage as a baby. At least, that was the story told by others. He never spoke about it and why would he? Our family who had only recently arrived in his neck of the woods, Revesby, were his new neighbours for many years to come. Bill was married and also had six children when we arrived. So with twelve kids all-round, there was plenty of activity. Never a dull moment, as they say.
My memories of Bill were his fondness for keeping his lawn. During an industrial accident he had lost four of his fingers which left him just his thumb on his right hand. Despite this handicap Bill would spend hours each week-end on his knees prising out unwanted grasses. He wanted a stable mono-grassed lawn. Every now and then he would stand up, overlook his little pile of unwanted weeds and proceed with rolling compressed tobacco between his open palms. The cigarette paper was held between his lips. After the ‘ready rub’ was loosened to satisfaction he would roll it into the cigarette paper and light up. These were probably his moments of greatest joy and satisfaction.
We had a lunch yesterday at the Dungog Ladies Bowling Club. We walked in and as expected, it was suitably empty with just a few ladies bowling outside. One lawn was perfectly cut and groomed. The other lawn was artificial lawn, perfect for bowling. Not a man in sight. I felt I was treading on a very hallowed but flowery carpeted ground. The bowling club was from the 1965 era. At least that is what the honour rolls seemed to indicate. You know those brown maple veneered boards with scrolls and golden lettering? There were lots of names of lady champion bowlers dating back from 1965. There were champions from single, doubles, triples and foursomes.
We walked into the restaurant part of it, all still decked and decorated out from the opening date of 1965, I suspect. They had those tables and chairs with splayed legs, soft vinyl covers on the chairs. Plastic embroidered table cloths and huge menus. We had sizzling pork, vegetables with oyster sauce and a chicken-chilli dish. We were the only customers.
While we were eating our meal, some lady bowlers walked in silently, all in correct white attire and with small cases that must have held their bowling balls.
It reminded me so much of the days of Bill Miami and his lust for lawns and ciggies.
Off course, back in the seventies and eighties, anyone with a leaning to the left would not be seen dead with either a beer or a bottle of wine, especially not a St Henri.
It was strictly the gallon cask of rough red. The beer was condemned to the ocker aussie chucking Saturday arvo wheelies in the burbs or fire extinguishers through windows at inner west ALP meetings. Bottled wine was for the Double Bay mob.
Anyone remember Frank Knopfelmacher?
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G, I’ve never been able to take bowlers seriously, It’s the uniform I think. My father always gave them a rocketing when I was a boy, particularly if they were wearing their hat while driving. But you may be interested to know that young Wordsworth is an avid watcher of the bowls on ABC TV. Never misses “Jack High” and has expressed an interest in learning the game. All of that notwithstanding I none the less also have to admit that my next door neighbour, a retired chemist just turned eighty, has promised to take me night bowling at his club in the next couple of weeks. He reckons it goes off. I’m really looking forward to it, even if only to find out what “going off” means to a bunch of eighty year old bowlers.
Here’s some more rock trivia for you Emm. John Bliss, drummer with The Reels, went on to be a champion bowler. Won all manner of pennants and cups apparently.
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Waz:
Yes, it is the uniform. Why can’t they enjoy bowling like the French do with their boule our boche, in the shade of a plane tree and a glass of vin rouge a la St Martin. The same with cricket, all that emphasis on form and dreaded etiquette.
Hold on to your chairs everybody. It’s going to be a rocky ride after 5pm tomorrow.
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There is a great boules group in Sydney. Does the name Gary Hosie (The Sets) ring a bell Warrigal?
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Rings a very big and familiar bell, Vox.
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In fact I’ve just gone and found an old Mustard Club T shirt and now I’m descending into a pool of fond remembrance of the brothers Hosie and The Sets and The Allniters and the whole early eighties thing. Where you there too Vox?
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No mate. I’ve only ever heard him perform at an event for the Boules Artistes Petanque Club, for which he is a great organiser, last year.
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Gez, the Emm parental stock were Picnic Point Bowling and Social Club founding members in the very early 1960s. Dad was an excellent bowler even when 7/8ths pissed. Which was his standard weekend handicap. Flag ale, for pete’s sake.
Mom was actually a better bowler than Dad and was great at making him look better than he probably was. She played many seasons in the No 1 pennant competition and won that once and was amongst the winning teams in the club championships many times. Club life member, president for three terms, treasurer for three terms, District President until she was unable to play any more.
The men owned the club and let the ladies play there (except for Saturdays) provided that the women’s club staffed the kitchen for free. Ah, emancipation, ain’t it grand – or should I say weren’t it so.
But it would a welcome Gez if he punched that destination into the GPS – provided they were open – otherwise it’s the Starlake Chinese Restaurant – frozen in a kind of prawn chow mein time warp.
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Emm,
At least I do understand the finer points of bowling which is more than what I can say about cricket even though they all seem to want to wear similar coloured uniforms.
By the way,
I wasn’t shaved clean by the ‘Yes Optus Fusion’ after all and enjoyed a $ 879.71 credit. I think it was Voice who enabled me, with great courage as well, to badger Yes Optus into submission.
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Ah, Flag Ale, those were the days. Should I mention DA?
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Ah, Helvi and Gez, you could have continued on to Newie and had dinner with the Ms!
I agree with Gez, the Sat Nav lady can be overly insistent, plotting routes that make no sense!
Glad you enjoyed Dungog.
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No, Gez, we were not the only ones; we lunched with your brother and your sister in law. Also soon after our arrival a nice old gentleman walked in. Listening to him talk with the chef’s wife/cum waitress i recognised an Russian accent, I also heard that he was going to visit the Svetlana land.
I’m not partial to pork being a piglet myself, but the the chicken dish was suprisingly spicy for country Chinese.
There were also two white clad ladies eating some fried rice as we walked out.
The GPS guided us faultlessly from Dungog to Southern Highlands. Last time we went through Maitland and other places and found out that we were heading to Newcastle instead of Sydney.
I made Gez to promise to leave the navigating solely to theGPS lady, he behaved and did not interfere, which was pretty surprising 😉
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