By Vivienne

My motto in life:

I’ll come to that bridge when I’ve crossed it.

Two of my famous sayings are:

• You could have knocked me over with a boulder.
• Don’t make me the prawn in your sandwich.

I have a husband and two fabulous daughters and one little dog (Lola).

This is Lola not long after she turned up at our place.  She had been dumped, was on heat, hungry and had no microchip.  She is now fully grown though not much bigger, just on four kilos.  We have always loved dogs and the last one passed on the year before so there was a vacancy.

Our driveway.  The trees were planted in 1981 as little babies.  They look a bit light on in the foliage department as this photo was taken a couple of years ago.  With the wonderful rain we have had this year they are now looking much healthier.

I plan on writing some food articles for those interested in seafood, curries, old fashioned cooking and reasons you should indulge yourself every now and then.

PS:  merit certificates will be awarded to the wittiest remark as to who has the best tits in the photo.