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Beauty school was tough for Glenda and it took her a long time before she was able to successfully contour an eyebrow without injuring the client.
Warrigal’s Digital Mischief
Pig’s Legs Waxing and Beauty Salon
03 Wednesday Nov 2010
Posted in Warrigal Mirriyuula
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
I have a few close shaves in my life.
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A brazillian would be a worry.
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It certainly is far.
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Dam nation. Post Cup Hangover.
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Oh, Lehan, it’s you! I thought it was a three-headed policeman…
😉
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Astyages? What are you doing there? You don’t work there do you?
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No, of course, I don’t work here, Lehan… I just came in to get my nostrils waxed…
Yeeeeeaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh! Oooooh, that dunnarf make yer eyes water!
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Have you really had your nostrils waxed Astyages?
I can kind of see why such a beauty clinic would be so popular with the regulars. The nasal equivalent to a naked woman in stilletoes walking over your back.
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Your time starts now “Hmm, and how did you feel about that? “
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Glenda? Is that you? You didn’t, ahhhh, notice you’d lost anything after our session did you?
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Glenda is unavailable at the moment. Your call is important to us so we have placed you in a queue…..
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These reposted images are much smaller than the originals…..
Geez!!! I’m jus’ sayin’….
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I was looking for the original posting to compare: found it at the Ladies Lounge…
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I’ve been on Hold for some time. Surely I must be at the top of the que’ue by now? DAMN this Greensleeves.
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It’s been a bit like that since Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Majors died.
I don’t think Glenda has quite recovered from the loss of her favourite customers.
Let’s see whether Madeleine knows where Glenda is.
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Durn it is easy to go puce when you’re green. I wrote a sentence almost identical (I think in style) to Emmjays, ‘Let’s see whether Madeleine knows where Glenda is’ … as a refrain in a story just different characters and when I was living in Melbourne I sent the ms to a publisher. Who sent it back (wot else), but suggested I try another address (they published text books or summat). As ewezhal I am thinking hacker. As ewezhal I am considering a call to the ACIS team. They are ewzhally pretty good.
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ACIS? Mental health intervention?
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i) Where do you live? Are you suspicious of absolutely just everyone?
Not of Lehan. Lehan is OK.
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May I speak to Glenda?
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I recall with fondness all the jokes about 44 gallon drums full of eyebrows in the Pig’s Arms car park awaiting collection from The Pig’s Legs Waxing and Beauty Salon. Glenda, pleas come back dear, we miss you ! And a good gossip session.
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Hung one on and Warrigal are not the same person, right?
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No. Warrigal makes the pictures for my Father O’Way stories. As a site administrator I post stories on behalf of contributors. This is Warrigal’s work.
Thank you for your enquiry 🙂
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Thankyou for your response.
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Your response has been placed into a queue. At the Pigs Arms we refer to this as the far queue. Should you need a response, press,
1) Counselling
2) Medical attention
3) A Hmm Job
4) All of the above
Press the appropriate number after the tone.
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We used to joke, at work, about doing waxing to augment our incomes, particularly at night. I always wanted to be in charge of stray hair.
Glenda looks like some of our anaesthetic nurses, on a good day.
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