Story and photographs by Big M
This may come as a complete surprise to most of the patrons of the Pigs Arms; I’m not a professional writer. I’m a Nurse Practitioner in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
A frequent part of my job is to head a team, which travels to regional hospitals in our area health service to retrieve sick or preterm infants. We often travel in our own ambulance but this is impractical beyond about 200 kms, so, we need to fly. Today we had a call to pick up a thirty-four weeker (born about six weeks early) with Respiratory Distress, in a Special Care Nursery around 400 kms north.
The first thing we did was to have a sandwich and a quick cup of tea, empty the bladder, and change into our flight suits. The equipment is in a constant state of readiness, so there’s very little to prepare, except for driving down to the helipad and loading the chopper. The pilot and crewman are usually happy to do an inter-hospital retrieval as there’s never any winching of personnel out of surf, sinking ships, fires or flood, just a scenic trip!
Whilst the whole concept of flying sounds exciting, it’s pretty tedious, and takes about an hour and a half. We arrive at out destination where wardsmen help move our equipment to the nursery whilst the crew refuel the aircraft, as well as themselves.
The baby is pretty stable; as her doctor has requested she be transferred to our unit before she becomes more unwell, and the nurses have done everything to enable us to swap over to our ventilator, monitors, etc, then move back out to the helicopter. Naturally we talk to the parents, who seem to take everything in their collective stride. Mum is not stable enough to come with us, so will be transferred later.

Retrieval Unit loaded into the back of Bell 412 Helicopter - with purse-carrying nancy-boy installed.
The trip back to Newie is unremarkable, except for the baby trying to disengage herself from her respiratory support. We have a tailwind, so the homeward trip is slightly quicker. The terrain from above is remarkable. One can imagine huge glaciers carving out the various valleys along the coast, with rivers, and creeks ‘tidying up’ eons later. Some towns naturally evolved into a kind of ‘inland port’ on riverbanks where logs were sent downstream. Other towns formed next to various bays and harbours, no longer loading produce onto ships, now providing accommodation for holidaymakers.
I’m happy when we land back at the helicopter base, for two reasons; the baby has done well during the worst part of the trip, and my neck aches from the weight of the helmet. We return to our hospital to admit the new patient whilst the crew refuel to take an adult retrieval team to another location on the north coast.

Totally adorable. If anything could ease the parent’s concern, that big guy’s face would be it. Or a flash of petticoat.
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Hey Big M.
A good rapport of the day’s event. What I wouldn’t give for a ride in a helicopter. Have any of the piglets ever jumped from an aircraft? I haven’t, but sometimes imagine I will one day.
Now-a-days, one would only be allowed to jump piggy backing on an experienced parachutist. Still, jumping from the plane on the back of a big strapping female jumper with big laced up boots could be something to look forward to .
Many years ago, dangling from a bosun’s chair treating concrete cancer I realized I wasn’t scared of heights. Of course curing concrete cancer doesn’t make one a nurse (or a sister).
Loved your story BigM.
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I went up in helicopters a few times as a photographer’s assistant, that was good.
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Never jumped. Surprised I didn’t fall.
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Thanks, Gerard, I was inspired by, what I call, ‘Gez’s travelling stories’. You always manage to make , what probably started as a routine trip, into a great vignette. I’ve done these helicopter retrievals plenty of times, but, this time had the camera. It’s a pity I missed a photo of the roadside banana stand, but we wizzed passed pretty quickly!
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Lehan started it with her poodle-attack photo, now we have the action man Big M pictured here; what about if we all get brave enough and send recent pictures of ourselves…
Any takers ?
As Emmjay has put many of his holiday shots here, and I have been seen celebrating the rains in Brayton, I also remember that Jules and ato are here too, so we are done…who’s left …?
Oops, sorry, Hung, gez, Nev, Voice and asty, we know what you look like…so it’s only Algernon, Sandshoe, Warrigal, and Viv left 🙂
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Basically all recent photos of me are not to my liking. I will have a visitor here next month who can take a decent photo so will see what eventuates.
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I am up to this when I can sort some new shots. I do have a photo ‘in’ with Mike Jones that he might put up attached to a story that’s in the queue, but its significance is it was a publication photo. It’s not recent.
I wouldn’t mind a black and white one of me to get some shadow catching the outline I do have a large mouth. Atomou has a class black and white shot on his blog site at the moment that looks quite dramatic and different from the colour shot he had up there. It made me think of the fascinating difference between what is ‘captured’ in colour and what communicates in black and white. 🙂
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M, I changed your picture in the painting, you now have a wider forehead and sunglasses, helmet hair and your moustache is bigger. If you should want me to paint a helmet over the frilly nurses cap you should post a picture of one.
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Thank you so much, Lehan. No leave the frilly nurse’s hat as is.
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Yes it kind of looks like your off to the Melbourne Cup as it is now.
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Lehan, I’m having trouble viewing your webpage. The page comes up but the piccies are blank??
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Try this, it’s the second picture down.
http://lehanramsay.blogspot.com/
if you click on the picture you will get a larger version.
The only reason I would think is that the page was taking time to upload. If it doesn’t come up let me know.
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Just lovely. I think the nurse is a bit of a hunk.
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Nothing worse than hunky nurses, I reckon!
I have left specific instructions with my doctor that if I ever need mouth-to-mouth I should not receive it by a hunky nurse… unless it’s a really and truly real emergency!
I can’t see the petticoat, Big one!
You haven’t given it to tomokatu, have you?
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A good nurse never discusses his lingerie!
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Ohhhhh, go oooooon!
I won’t tell anyone!
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I am so proud of you Big M! I did work out you are a Neonatal (very specialist!) nurse, but that you have shared your story is very lovely. What a difference a lovely story makes to understanding.
Skip, I suppose you will put the pic up on Movember and the link unless you already have! It will go over well with movember bro’ Brian Gibson and his team. They will love it! 🙂
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I did forgot to say you are so absolutely beautifully pleasing with that gorgeousness of smile and that gorgeousness of hair making a statement! 🙂
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Sandshoe, thanks for your lovely words. the Patrons of the Pigs Arms have a Movember Team at http://au.movember.com/mospace/795682/.
The gorgeousness of hair is called helmet hair!
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Well done Big M. Good pictures.
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Thanks Hung. Emm added the ‘purse carrying nancy boy’!
Sorry Emmjay, dobbed you in.
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Typical big brother syndrome 🙂
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Also.
Great smile M. You have the happy face of a man content with his lot.
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Lovely yarn M but I have to pick you up on one small point.
The last time there was any glaciers around Newie was more than 250MYA and they would have been just the seaward tongues. Where Newie is now was then at the bottom of a shallow but wide embayment, later with coal swamps lining the shores all the way from just above Newie then in a broad arc taking in Lithgow and ending up somewhere in the Illawarra.
Subsequent tectonic uplift then pushed all that sedimentary sandstone, and the now deeply buried coal measures, up into the air to produce the landscape we see today, which we mine and which is, of course, being steadily eroded down to sea level again.
Sorry to be a pedant but now at least you can show off at the pub with your deep knowledge of the former geology and geomorphology of the Hunter Valley and Newcastle.
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Thanks for correcting me, but it is the impression one gets from the air. No, I won’t show off at the pub. Everywhere one turns in Newcastle there’s an unemployed geologist with a PhD!
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We’ve heard of Hot Cookers for Sausages and Chops Galore. Can it be…
🙂
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Warrigal, thanks again for your comment. It stimulated me to look up some facts about the geology of the Sydney Basin. It seems that the proposed drilling for methane under Sydney is only the tip (excuse the pun) of plenty of exploration. I do remember an old geography teacher in high school raving about how much coal was under Sydney, but. ‘don’t worry lads, no-one’ll ever mine it!’ It seems he was wrong!
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Hey nice moustache, M. Clearly you should have got a wider forehead in the painting. It must be great to work with a team of people when things go as well as they did in your story.
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Thanks Lehan. the crewman who took the photo did movember last year and managed to look like a stripper from the 70’s within about two weeks!
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Hey you’re right, they do make you look a bit like 70’s strippers! Fantastic.
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This is entirely by their own hands, Lehan. They load their mo into movember or they do not load their mo photos as they choose. I wish I had a quizzical smile to put up here… a kind of a curly-whorly one to communicate something of me is quizzical about how they manage to get themselves looking like fancy boys from another era when they are not the era …and au contraire are our home team and spun boy Piglets (cute aren’t they? 🙂
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