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Municipal chaos

By Sandshoe

Whoever rents the Pig’s Arms wedding suite (Chant; Top Dollar!)

will find the flaws in the paintwork (Chant; Zeus!)

I say to you Boss “He is no painter, Foodge
in whom you trusted.” (Chant; my Oath!)

Boss, he is a private dick (Chant; Gumshoe!!)

You surely knew (Chant; Boss!)

from the fowl house perches (Chant; Most High!)

and even to the piggery

he will lay no ground sheets as covers.

You’d think he’d learn under threat of death (Chant; Tar and Feathers!)

his splashes spoil car parks and entrances.

You will fear the Painter of the Night,

as he works as dick by day (Chant; Tar and Feathers!)

the pest will paint by night in darkness;

anyway still expect lunch at midday.

A thousand bucks likely dwindle,

ten thousand no worries [fade Pig-tel jingle!]

but he will splotch the Jag. (Chant; Not the Jag!)

Boss, you will see the results (Chant; Expletive Deleted!)

Then know the punishment has no end.

Say “Shoe Decorators and Painters,

make most too of this my pub’s verandahs (Chant; Most High!)

No harm in a fresh coat

On them; suspend a tent Indian style1

For the Kama Sutras when they visit the Pigs

to toss their knots and kick their heels up.”

They do strange things with turmeric.

They will be easy

and glad when Foodge evacuates the wedding suite.

You walk a thin line like the lion on the cobra.

You risk he treads in paint dollops and the tray.

No point your saying he loves you and rescue him

from drips and clean him with turps and water in spots.

Shoe Decorators and Painters (Call 6-double-6!).

Test not he can’t be that bad and

Gez will deliver the paint by bicycle?

It’s a long trip from the tip; it

will take forever, Boss

between the hot Milos and the slop (Chant; Strewth!)

Apologies to Psalm 91: Psalm 91 (New International Version, ©2010).

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+91&version=NIV