HELL HOSPITAL
Episode 12
By theseustoo
When John and Mary Swan had finally decided to phone the hospital to find out about their parents’ protracted absence they had been told, in order to ‘spare their feelings’ that their father had suffered a fatal accident at work and that the shock had been too much for their mother, who was being kept in the psychiatric ward for the time being and the baby was being looked after in the hospital nursery. A social worker was sent to help arrange social security benefits for the children and with this done they were promptly forgotten.
But the bills had begun to arrive and it quickly became clear that social security benefits were not going to be enough to pay them all. John knew that he and Mary would have to find work in order to support the rest of the Cricket Team. The duty of ‘babysitting’ their other siblings devolved on the third and fourth eldest, Algernon and Vivienne, who, as their elder siblings had done before them, immediately rose to the challenge and put away the toys they had been playing with to don a more ‘adult’ persona as they intuitively assumed the mantle of authority whilst John and Mary, children competing for work in an adult world, went out day after day to look for work; their lack of early success was disheartening, but like the troopers they were, they always maintained a brave and cheerful face in front of the other members of the Cricket Team. Eventually they found work stacking supermarket shelves in the evenings at Coals; the pay wasn’t great, but it would pay the rent and bills and leave them just about enough to feed the Cricket team, so, for the time-being, they were satisfied.
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As for their poor deceased pater, Swannee, as the bible says is true of all the dead, was aware of nothing at all. His recently animated corpse was still a corpse; capable of movement and obedience to simple commands, perhaps, but a corpse nonetheless. Without a mind to give it volition or purpose of its own, it was still very much a dead thing; a zombie. Neither was the zombie’s mistress, Elaine, any more aware of what she was doing than was her zombie creation; her own mind having been supplanted by the will of the Dark One and forced to retreat into subconsciousness; all her actions were now directed by the Dark One, to fulfil purposes only he could understand.
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Dave returned to the hospital and demanded to see the doctor who had handled his injured and now de-calcified foot so roughly that he had re-fractured the fourth meta-tarsal. The doctor had not been impressed with Dave’s display of temper when he loudly accused the doctor of having broken his foot again. But when Dave had threatened to ‘see how you like having your bones broken!’ whilst advancing menacingly towards him, the doctor instantly shouted for security. The two burly security men who instantly responded, upon seeing Dave yelling at the doctor, immediately assessed the situation, sidled round behind him and, each taking hold of one of his arms, held him securely, in spite of his loud demands that he be ‘unhanded forthwith!’
“He’s raving,” the doctor said, “I believe he’s having some kind of nervous or mental breakdown; I’m going to give him a sedative…” With that he filled a syringe from a small bottle and quickly swabbing the skin of Dave’s upper arm, which the security guard who was still firmly holding it had thoughtfully uncovered, injected the syringe’s contents into Dave’s arm as the latter swooned into unconsciousness.
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Hell, indeed, T2. Hell indeed. I love a craftsman who wastes nothing – not even a dead character. I’m hanging out for a walk-on part.
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I’ll see what I can do boss… (about the ‘walk-on’ part, I mean!)
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Fabulous T. Kafka with a sense of the humorous absurd.
And dry, so very dry, so dry I need a drink. I really liked it. I’m sorry I didn’t read it earlier now.
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Thanks Warrigal… Glad you like it!
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Hello asty
Keeping Swannee in the story dead is a class act. 🙂
Hell Hospital is loose.
‘ … AND [my emphasis] leave them [John and Mary] just about enough to feed the Cricket team.’ Stacking shelves in Coals? Howls of laughter. Love it. 🙂
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Glad to hear you’re enjoying it , ‘Shoe…
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I’ve never come across a recently animated corpse. Except in Unleashed of course.
Swooning! I’ve done that though.
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Zarking brilliant T2, best yet, love it especially the corpse bit. oh and the sedative bit, oh and John and Mary on social security bit……
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Thanks Hung… never seen you get quite so carried away; you’re positively garrulous! I I was expecting was the standard, ‘Yo’! Glad you’re enjoying it!
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Absolutely verbose for me but I couldn’t stop laughing
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They better send mum and the baby home, before the the baby turns into a toddler..and walks home…
Nice picture too!
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Its bound to be in Mediterrania
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Haven’t though about what to do with the bub yet, Helvi… But Catherine isn’t going home just yet… I have plans for her; very vague plans, but ‘plans’ nonetheless… All will be revealed in the fullness of time!
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I’m not responsible for the piccie, Helvi, but is a very colorful looking place isn’t it? Wonder where it is…?
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Nice picture . Everyone so cosy and close together, well away from risk of tsunami and not a zinc alume fence in sight. I bet the sea food restaurants are doing well there. A good example of medium density living. We could easily live there. No comparison with Ramsgate, is it?
Still, would be hard to get around with a de-calcified foot. On the other hand, the bills would be paid by the Social Health Insurance.
Pros and Cons everywhere. Nice close knit story Asty.
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Nice work T2.
Will the Dark One win?
How will the kids get on?
Will Dave manage to escape the locked ward?
We are all poise, waiting for the next installment.
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Will Dave divulge that he accidentally killed a motor bike policeman and had the audacity to go to the police station to report it only to find out that all of the policeman’s colleagues thought the dead policeman was an arsehole so now Dave is on the the Governor Generals honours list, funny thing life,
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Now that sounds like a good plot for a novel Hung… ‘Killed a motorcycle policeman’ indeed!
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See the comma for the reply
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Kinda reminds me of the movie, “Electraglide in Blue”…
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