Hi. Father O’Way(FOW) here. You know me now as Sandy, affectionately I’m sure. Anyhoo I have been asked to interview Lourdes Shitstirfer Muckrake(LSM). As you know there has been a lot of debate going on over at The Drum about climate change so I’m interviewing a leading critic against climate change. Here’s a transcript.
FOW: So, Lourdes Shitstirfer you oppose climate change and even say that the planet is cooling?
LSM: Please, call me Shit. Most people that know me refer to me by that name.
FOW: Okay, Shit, you claim that the planet is cooling?
LSM: Yes, from one year to another the temperature changed, big deal, I mean who gives a fig. If you look at 2000 to 2010 the temperature went down.
FOW: However the temperature from 1880 to now has gone up, how do you explain that?
LSM: That’s crap.
FOW: Sorry, I thought you said it was Shit.
LSM: Yes, it’s Shit but that’s crap.
LSM: Yes, shit.
FOW: Hmm, how about the oceans are acidifying?
LSM: Hey, nothing wrong with a bit of acid man, I mean, my school days and that, wow.
FOW: What about the rising coastline?
LSM: Yeah, man, surf’s up in the western suburbs, whoa!
FOW: How about renewable energy?
LSM: If it’s renewable and that energy can be renewed then I think that renewable energy is very renewable and therefore renewable.
FOW: That’s crap?
LSM: No, Shit.
FOW: You actually didn’t say anything
LSM: No shit.
Sandy O’Way signing out, In His House, Nowhere.