Story and Photograph by Lehan Winifred Ramsay
I think that we should not place too much emphasis on the underlying motives and motivations for rioting and looting. Once it gets big enough it’s no longer individual rage. It’s spectacle. Spectacle every bit as large and sumptuous as the royal weddings. Of which there was one only last week. Wasn’t there? People love spectacle, and now with our social media we can all be part of them, whenever the and wherever the bigger all-present Media should point our attention.
People think that there can’t be any connection between a riot and a wedding. Especially if they’re not happening at the same time. But there is, people are glued to the television screen, it’s very big, very grand. The fact is, we can’t really get excited and make large pronouncements about natural phenomenon so well. But we can get excited about people tying knots and making their desires so public.
I don’t know what you thought, but I liked the brooms, I thought they were a very nice touch. I was really looking forward to the waves of looters, waves of brooms, waves of looters. Then I read that the brooms were a media construct, and I was disappointed. The waves of looters, they were the real thing, and then those brooms, they weren’t. And there I was, foolishly, imagining that they had all been doing their thing imagining themselves to be on camera.
Off-camera, I guess it might have been a little different. The problem is, there isn’t really any such thing as off-camera any more, if you’re English. All public space and much of the private space is now on camera. What that means is that as soon as there’s a hint of trouble on the streets, anything coming after that, anyone shown anywhere, are as good as there. Any youth not wanting to get his or her face on Television this week really had to cover up with anything they could. And anyone with anything on their face was, we all know, a looter.
Not a few months ago people with something stuck on their heads were called ever-so-fortunate, and were assumed to be guests of the Royal Wedding. Can we say that the prevalence of headwear at this riot is some kind of response to the tendencies of the British upper classes to dress up their heads? Maybe, probably. Perhaps the hoodie phenomena speaks to us of the facelessness of the riot monster creature, it’s headless-but-many-eyed, limbless-but-many-armed organic/robotic octopus-like presence.
Young people like social media spectacles because they can be part of something bigger than themselves. They let go of themselves and become part of the event, the machine, and if the machine tells them to loot, to light fires, to perform, that’s what they do. It’s a performance. Performance is no longer confined to the defined and delineated event. If you are connected, then in some way your mobile phone will hear of it and will call you. You do not need to make a decision to opt in. You are called. Your presence is sought. Your participation is assumed.
We’ve all no doubt gone through some kind of trying ordeal. Gotten to the end of it exhausted and confused; confused because we could not say why we would have done such a thing, such an ultimately unprofitable thing. We couldn’t see the enormity of it before we started, and by the time we did, it was too late. I’m sure a lot of people who participated in the events of London.
But what of those who wanted a riot, went into a riot, deliberately chose to riot. Most times a riot gets put down before it really gets to the size that it can be called a riot. Perhaps we can say that in this day and age, there is only a riot where there is a television camera. And yet, generally where there is a television camera there is also police, confrontation, conflagration, and the violence is usually put out before it can escalate. Perhaps this is a case in which the predictable chain of events did not happen. Social media getting ahead of Big Media, changing the conditions. Or maybe not the Medias at all, but the players. The performers.
The Police changing their strategies. Instead of jumping in, they were directed to stand back. This spectacle changes the rules. Instead of the performance we find it was the audition. The real performance will be the next one.
What’s it going to be, the next one? While all the aristocracy of the olympiad strut their wedding finery on the field will the surrounding suburbs be holding the torch? It’s clear that many young Londoners are looking for an excuse to party. And who could blame them. They watch their Greek compatriots, the Egyptians, the Libyans, and they have some real passion in their performance. England is neither too sheltered nor too miserable for comfort. Just irritated. A year to go to the Olympics, a lot of potential partiers have just gotten their wrists slapped and their mugshots snapped.
I too was a bit shocked to hear that ballet dancers, young ambassadors, school children had been involved in the looting. Usually we just call them youths, or unemployed, or black. Even our troubles are becoming gentrified. But then, ballet dancers have been outed by Bigger Media. Hollywood Herself. As has the U.N., and therefore anything ambassador.
We’re all going to seem quite old-fashioned if we don’t start gearing up for local riots. Clearly they are where the news is. Where the eye is. Not long before brands start popping up deliberately in the flames, not just the luck of the draw. Photographers breaking windows so they can set their models on fire, what a nice piece of editorial that would be. Designers wishing and praying that theirs will be the next target. Before long we’ll all be out hitting the shops. Getting a little of that cachet.

Yep, rage is catching. Chanting is catching. Partying can become euphoric. Churchgoers go into rapture. Schoolgirls squeal hysterically in unison at pop singers. Gangs unite to fight. Writers foam at the keyboards about politics–turning descriptions into profanation.
Jonestown 😦
BTW, Lehan, nicely written. .I loved this …”I don’t know what you thought, but I liked the brooms, I thought they were a very nice touch. I was really looking forward to the waves of looters, waves of brooms, waves of looters. Then I read that the brooms were a media construct, and I was disappointed. The waves of looters, they were the real thing, and then those brooms, they weren’t.”.
Poetry.
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I like the title.
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Good insights there Lord Funston… Lehan’s article reads like poetry.
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I think The Drum likes you to be some kind of eggspurt or archetype. Whether or not your sphere confers any particular knowledge of the actual event is completely irrelevant. You then write very earnestly about how the event confirms what you’d been saying all along in your area of expertise. Hey presto. A Drum article.
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I imagine this works best for futurologists. Sorry, futurists. I’m thinking of becoming one. Some time in the future.
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No need to be a futurist, Emmjay. I must have expressed myself poorly, so let’s try again. Here’s a free template..
Expertise: [Modern food] is not good for you.
Topic: Riots
Article Skeleton: Studies have shown that 20% of schoolchildren today are [hyperactive]. Schoolchildren today [eat modern food]. This proves that [modern food] causes [hyperactivity]. Watching the looters on television the one thing that stood out was how [hyperactive] they are. Until we all start [eating porridge for breakfast], these events will become more and more common.
I’m sure gerard can supply you with some equally logical rhetoric for how it was caused by curtains, giving you two templates to choose from.
Knock yourself out. 🙂
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Not just curtains but the rise and rise in the Anglo world of zinc alum fencing to replace draw bridges and moats.
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Oh dear. gerard missed that crucial linking step. Let me assist.
Expertise: Everything in the whole world, but especially curtains.
Topic: English riots
Article Skeleton: Studies have shown that 80% of schoolchildren today are [living in houses with curtains]. Households today [close their curtains at night]. This proves that [schoolchildren] causes [closed curtains]. Watching the looters on television the one thing that stood out was how [they avoided burning curtains]. Until we all start [removing our curtains], these events will become more and more common.
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Oh dear,
Vor has missed it again. Babbling on the periphery and skirting along on a pretense of the esoteric. Relishing dishing out negativity to others without ever risking giving a personal insight, ever.
It’s not the curtains closed at night, it’s the curtains being shut and blocking out of anything in the outside world during the day. Surely you’ve noticed that one. I am surprised so many houses are built with widows at all. .
The natural shrinkage of paling fences still allowed a peek or movement of life next door in the past, that venue too has now been sealed off with the zincalume fence phenomenon. Privacy above all. (Till we go nuts and start looting just to meet and see others) This silly and ridiculous hypothesis is as good as any.
Now Vor. What do reckon might be a reason for the upheavals in the UK? Go on, take the risk.
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There you go, an excellent example of the genre and one that makes equal sense with my own above.
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Here’s a personal insight, gerard. The custom of open or missing curtains is specific to the Netherlands, and I think Finland. It’s not the norm in any other country. In the Netherlands the custom is associated with forcing people to prove they’ve got nothing to hide, a rather unpleasant and vaguely threatening overtone. I feel genuinely sorry for immigrants to the Netherlands if the Dutch people there are checking up and judging them over their curtains there as you are doing here. As to whether I myself have noticed the closed curtains in England, I haven’t lived there since the early eighties. But it’s extremely unlikely they’ve adopted the Dutch curtain thing. On this side of the world, sorry you had culture shock arriving in Australia, but you’ve surely had long enough to get over it by now. We aren’t going to adopt the Dutch curtain thing either. Neither is Spain, France,Greece, Romania, Brazil, Uruguay, Egypt …
How about you adopt the tolerant approach? If you don’t like closed curtains, leave your own open or don’t buy any.
My take on the upheavals: Most of the commentators I’ve read are correct except you. Yes, the initial riot was at least partially a race riot. Yes, poverty and hopelessness were a factor. Yes, lack of instilled values was a factor. Yes, family breakdown was a factor. Yes, a sense of entitlement from getting things too easily was a factor. Yes, lack of social cohesion was a factor. Yes, criminality was a factor. Yes, join in the party was a factor. Yes, social media was a factor. No, curtains and fencing were not a factor.
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P.S. I don’t even begin to understand how it’s even possible to do a pretense at the esoteric. I can’t help wondering if you know what esoteric means.
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Yes, I too, had worried about the use of that word, but decided to keep my mouth shut. Just in case I had to suffer more insults against The English.
Any way, time to move, methinks.
Reports that the scenery in “Cat on a hot tin roof”, was excellent.
The lead female’s words were lost in her Southern (US) accent, but some of the co-actors were very good.
You’de think that the director would notice such a major gaff.
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Love it, Lehan!
Artemis only knows why the ABC didn’t publish it, or why they publish whatever they publish and not whatever they don’t. Peter Reith seems to be their hero these days so, anyone else… well, they’ll just have to wear a hoodlum’s hoodie or a crook’s crap-smeared face.
I’d wear this rejection as a badge of honour, mate!
The crown evolving into a hoodie is simply precious.
Well done!
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I loved it too. Those rowdy bloody Poms.
Perhaps you should join one of these think-tanks, say the Institute of Porcine Affairs. You could hold the Kristina Keneally Memorial Chair for Social Phenomena. It worked for Ted Lapkin and Peter Reith!
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Brilliant Lehan, too good for the DRUM.
It is indeed puzzling when there are those public upheavals, a kind of mass hysteria.
Years ago we had the same happening in Australia, except it was an outpouring of joy. We just carried Alan Bond around our shoulders, totally besotted and out of control, for having won the America’s sailing cup. A public holiday was declared and those that wouldn’t pay for the day off, declared a ‘bum’.
We would have declared him a King if at all able to convince all to declare Australia a republic just for him.
Alas, Alan turned out to be crook and was jailed.Typical,isn’t it?
I still think that clip of Alan stamping on a journo’s business card a classic. Very funny.
As for those riots in the UK, I reckon it is those curtains being kept closed, I know It is a bit biased and just a personal opinion, but it is mine.
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I don’t remember!
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Why do you put Alan in front of your bond?
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Sorry, mate, ‘e’s me brother, Alan, a bit limp minded, ya know, anyway, gotta get back to modellin’ me singlets.
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DAMN I really wanted them to post this one!
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Lehan, they put up one about a nail salon instead..
I like your one ; hats and hoodies, weddings and riots, brooms and Tuscan holidays…
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Well, we might not have the readership numbers, but we have the readership quality, and we moderate rather well, even if I do say so myself.
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