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Story and Photograph by Lehan Winifred Ramsay
Most of those people who would go to an Occupy Wall Street protest do not have stocks and bonds and huge investments. I don’t think we need to occupy Wall Street. If it’s change we want, I think we need to occupy Apple.
Steve Jobs is gone. I love my apple computer. I love my ipod. I heard that someone bought their son an ipod and then had to buy them a computer to make it work. It really never occurred to me that I needed a computer in order to drive my ipod, because I already had the computer. But I’d have bought it anyway because I like them all. I like the way they look, like the way they feel, and to be honest I like the way they invest you with ignorance about the internal organs of the things. A friend of mine just made a computer, he said it wasn’t difficult, you just work out the things you need and put them together.
No Mac user ever has to be bothered with building their own. You will never need a garage for your mac. At most you will need one white cable that connects your mac to something else. You might be able to borrow that from one of your friends, but it’s good to have your own. It’ll make you feel a little less powerless if something goes wrong.
I think that some of the grumbling is right. Perhaps the Occupy Wall Street Sub Slogan should be GIVE UP YOUR MAC. Give up your ipod. Give up your iphone. Give up your Solar power unit. Give up your external water drive. Sorry, tank. And your speakers. Sorry, sprinklers. Are we really going to admit that we have bought into the habits of the wealthy 1 percent and stand to lose our quiet bystander status by standing up to ourselves?
I want to know why we are selling power generated by solar panels to the electricity companies. Do they really want to buy it? Aren’t they actually in the business of selling electricity? Isn’t there by now some way that we can sort and bundle all the power of our block?
I want to know why turning off lights and unplugging devices has gone out of fashion.
Couldn’t we start a QUIT POKING campaign to get people not to plug in so many things? Shame everyone into giving up the white cables? I want to know why blackouts have gone out of fashion. I want to know why we all blame Kevin and Julia for not finishing the insulation. I want to know why we are such careless people. But I guess I do know.
This problem is so much bigger than we can manage. Even if we do something, chances are the Chinese and Indians and all the other baddies-du-jour will just use up more, and we likely will only achieve a balance. With us getting a little less and them getting a little more. And actually we don’t care to give things up just to share.
If nothing else we could turn around and look at one particular system and its efforts to become energy efficient and thoughtful about their use of the world’s resources. Apple.
Apple is very cutting edge, and in the eulogies for Steve Jobs we heard that Apple products have been designed some years in advance. What is the Future as Apple sees it. And more importantly, is that future changeable? If we, Apple’s Loving Masses, feel that we need to change, become a little more technologically simplified, does Apple have the flexibility to respond, as it always has, with new product?
Are we still going to be following Steve Jobs, is I guess my question. And we have followed him, through expensive bulky packaging and cables that redesign for each product, and recalls that go by word-of-blog. But we should have got the hang of this beauty thing, this design thing, we should just get it by now. We don’t need to be taught any more, and anyway there isn’t a great IT design guru to teach us. We should get it. What is necessary, what isn’t, what constitutes great design as useability and function and what constitutes great design as line shape and colour. And where the vision of the future is, where you can see the next product peeping out. In fact, we should be ready to design our own.
I loved Steve too. And I spent a lot of time reading stuff and watching stuff and thinking stuff, I wanted to learn from him even if I couldn’t meet him in person. Now I think I’m nearly ready to give him up. I went back to the 1984 Apple advertisment, and I watched it until I understood that it was the kind of lame preppy boy dream of a lecture room full of bored computer engineers fantasising about the babe out the window practicing for the sports festival. Would Apple, if we were to ask them, if we were to occupy their thoughts, make for us a new story, a new narrative, in which we were all liberated from Big Business?
I love my computer, but I do not love my own stupidity. Sure I can simply upload from one computer to the next, never having to start again from scratch, and although the computers have been designed to do this, the cost of having your computer fixed often more than purchasing a new one and sucking the brain of the old one – Apple doesn’t really recommend it.
I find Apple to be a great company, I have many positive experiences with both it and its products. I always wonder about organisations that are difficult to criticize, and so when I find one I examine it. I am old enough to have tried to learn some computer programming at school, without the computer, and to have found it unfathomable and discouraging. I am old enough to have studied Typing at school, and to have avoided shorthand. So it could be that my attachment to Apple is gratitude, for sparing me a lot of discomfort. For not having to be ready to pull the computer apart when it didn’t turn on, but to have to rely on a professional.
Most of those people who would go to an Occupy Wall Street protest do not have stocks and bonds and huge investments. I don’t think we need to occupy Wall Street. If it’s change we want, I think we need to occupy Apple.

You’ve been having a hard time, Hung?
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Hi Lehan,
Very kind of you to ask. As you know better than most, life is a paradox.
My job is good but hard, reasonable pay however unsociable and demanding. Funny that I like it. 🙂
Home life is a bit lonely after having a family but I am getting used to it.The ex and I get along really well now so its okay in that sense. Strange hey.
Cheers
Mark
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Well I agree, life as a paradox is about the kindest way to describe it. Otherwise we might call this “life” a bit odd and strangely unfair.
I’m sorry to hear that you are not in the same relationship with your wife, but glad to hear that you are getting on. That must be a relief anyway. There is nothing worse than not getting on and thinking that you never could, a relief to find out that it’s that particular arrangement that was the problem. Nowadays what do you do with your spare time?
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Very little at the moment Lehan. I will need to change that. One problem I have is my roster. I work 3 nights have one off then 1 night on. In the second week I only work one night. This means I need 3 recovery days where I am too stuffed to do anything. I sleep a lot, usually catch ups, go for walks and do house work. At the moment I am on a very tight budget but am looking to increase my hours to gain a bit more disposable income. Once this happens I might be able to pursue a pastime.
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And there are NO sweet girls where you work? Just to share a cup of tea with.
It doesn’t sound like a particularly good situation for that “moving on” period. I sympathize.
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Yes, there are a couple. Working on them 🙂
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It’s for a reason, people say. That long, long afterwards you think that you’re glad it happened. That might be madness, mind you.
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Imagine this though. We said: okay, now we’ve all got mac products, we’re all investors. And we all sat down and occupied Apple. I’m not sure how, perhaps in the same way that people are occupying Wall Street. What would Apple do? Would it ignore us? Or would it do what we decided it should do. If all the people that bought the product said: no, it’s not the people who have made a lot of money out of your shares – it’s US, the buyers of your products, who are now your shareholders – and if those people demanded something – what would happen? Something like – Now make your apple products do THIS. And not do THIS.
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I’m struggling with the idea of occupying Apple because we might feel like wanting something to happen although we’re not sure what. Still, it’s a way to kill a lazy afternoon. Perhaps wait for a hot day to take advantage of the aircon. I don’t have an iPod so it could be a good opportunity to get a bargain.
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Is that you, Hung? Being Gordon O’Donnell?
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Yes Lehan it is I. My real name is Mark. I choose Hung One On as it was much more distinctive when blogging on Unleashed which as we know is now the Drum. When I was a young man a supervisor I had at the time would stir you up if you looked a bit sleepy by saying “Have you hung one on boy” meaning are you hungover. Gordon O’Donnell is a character out of the Father O’Way series that I wrote for the Pigs Arms. Gordon is an astrophysicist from another dimension that created the universe we live in as a science experiment.
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Gordon is part of the quantum theory… the chaos theory… the theory that there is a black hole in your head after you have too many ouzos and not enough falafels.
O’Donnell is the guy who lost his troozers when the wind blew high and the wind blew low…
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies say, “Hello!
O’Donnell, where’s your trousers?”
I just came down from the Isle of Skye
I’m no very big but I’m awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
“O’Donnell, Where’s Your Troozers?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fizeoT22g
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Good fun track ato, thanks 🙂
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Oh, the other thing is that Gordon’s initials are GOD. 🙂
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My name’s Mark, too. The old man’s not very imaginative, is he?
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Don’t know what the Irish Rovers are singing a Scots song.
I occasionally lauch into this when pissed.
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Didn’t you know that a Scotsman’s just an Irishman with his brains kicked out, Son of GOD… BTW, your dad certainly lacks imagination if he never bothered to give you a name but just called you ‘Son’ all the time! I suppose it’s ’cause of all those people who’re claiming to be his son that’s behind it all… He’s probably worried about all those paternity suits! Or the inheritance perhaps; after all, with so many people claiming to be his heir
who would he give priority to…
😉
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Oh, of course!!!
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Churchill was a wise man. ( building a brick wall) Good for you to point that out Big M:
At the same time, while enjoying a real pink drink, also realise that alcohol is a depressant. Its euphoric effect is short lived and undone afterwards by an increase in even blacker moods.
Has anyone ever looked at the stats of the horrendous over-subscribing of medications in Australia? We are firmly in the hands of the big pharmaceutical companies.?
If one has lived to a ripe middle age with bouts of depression, perhaps it might be worth considering that the medications have either been the cause of it or ,’at best’ they haven’t helped much.
There are lots of web-sides that relate to anti-depressants. Check it out.
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Cooking is a good anti-depressant. Translating ancient Greek is a good depressant. Sometimes I need the one and sometimes I need the other.
Actually, translating ancient Greek is a depressant because it shows me how fast my memory is deteriorating. What was that word again?
Luckily, I’ve got all these scrumptious ladies around me. “It means ‘do not approach with spears,’ dad!”
Ah! That’s Theseus, of course!
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Did anyone watch Peter Cundall (from Gardening Australia on the ABC), mention the last time he saw a doctor was in 1951?
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Yes, Gez, a non-alcoholic Pink Drink, not a Trotter’s Ale, or one of Granny’s IPA’s!
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Gez, I am loathe to say to anyone “reconsider your meds”. A dear friend of mine struggled with undiagnosed depression for five years. She was just about to go under big time when one of us convinced her to give the medication a go that she eschewed for a couple of years when she had been diagnosed. Two important things happened. First – there was no outward sign that she was on the meds except that she was a lot steadier – lower highs and virtually no discernible lows…. And things looked up at work ….. And the talking therapy started to have far better effect.
The way I see it, the meds just put a floor under her emotional state and made it possible for her to climb out of a hole that was otherwise too deep to allow much progress.
I very much agree that alcohol is a big non-no for someone with depression. FM and I have dramatically reduced our consumption – both as a sensible health measure and in support of our friend.
Lastly, I think middle age is a very fertile ground for depression – when one realises that there is more past than future and that some of the aspirations of our youth are never going to be realised. I find that now as I approach 60, when people I know seem to be dropping off the perch a bit, and the age when my Dad skipped out, that the fragility of life becomes painfully apparent. These are hard lessons and having someone who cares for you is a key to – (as Warrigal noted) the Doors said “breaking on through to the other side”.
Really, lastly – I think it would be good advice to say that medication alone is far less likely to be successful than a more holistic approach. I advocate meditation, exercise, sensible diet and finding a good therapist too. The lot. Do the lot.
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I can certainly see your point. The same crowd who complain about mobile phone radiation all use mobile phones like they’re going out of fashion, those who blame the stock market get very excited when their superannuation returns (which are all investment based) take a dive, and those who despise Chinese manufactured goods have houses full of Chinese TVs, stereos, aircon, etc.
The only real way to get back at them is to stop consuming!
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Love the QUIT POKING, Lehan! Love the phrase, hate the concept! I’d die within minutes of its declaration. I’m poking now and loving it! I’m poking all round the world and the world is poking me back. Poking at.
I began life with apple. Bought their first one in OZ. It had a program by which I could write my own fonts and since there were no Greek fonts to be seen anywhere at the time, I constructed my own which I copied on dozens of floppies (and I mean “floppies” -little 4″ square disks) and then used them in my Greek classes. Kids couldn’t believe what hit them. They’d print out stuff in Greek and take it to their parents and their parents thought their kids were the cleverest geeks in the world! How times have changed, ey? Now those kids leave me for dead! A dessicated IT carcass!
“QUIT BEING GREEDY!” though is a placard I’d flap about outside any of the major banks or Stock Exchanges with great alacrity and passion. And “HANG ALL WAR MONGERS!” or, “DON’T BOMB, POKE!” and such like expressions of love and hate.
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Revolutionary concept Lehan. We occupy the mental and emotional space of big business instead of them similarly occupying us. Simple and straight forward, or so it would seem.
What if the reality is that these seemingly different and disparate spaces are actually the same? What if we are all at the same point on this philosophical gradient, unable to experience the difference in a low energy transfer environment, unable to be that impartial arbiter of the utility of all that is new, precisely because we are so much a part of, so inculturated to the way of being, the blandishments of big business that we can’t see the problem for the iPods, iPhones, iPads, iHands, iHearts, iMinds; all so exquisitely designed and marketed that life without them seems a prospect too much to bear, an inhuman prospect?
Are Apple products actually the fetishistic expression of modern consumerism? False consciousness is now never more than a free download away; a quick, apparently painless flash of corporate correction.
Be Silent! Consume! Die!
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Good one Lehan. (again) We ought to occupy both; Wall Street and then Apple.
“First we take Manhattan and then Berlin” by Leonard Cohen seems to have hinted at that some years back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCR8kSSmqw
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Dreary
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Perhaps you’d prefer the Burnside Refugees’ version of this song, Gordon…
😉
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It is much better fun to play. I must admit though Night shift has sucked out my energy however I have noticed in the last few weeks that my sleep pattern is starting to swing around a bit more to suit the night shift lifestyle. I seem to be in a bit of a trap at the moment. Either working or recovering from work and only have random energy spurts. The depression is back and I will need to see my GP soon about it rather than ignoring it like in the past. Don’t give up on me yet. I am hoping the jam instinct will return soon so we can have another go. I have become very isolated and sometimes it’s great and other times it’s bloody horrible.
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Dear GO’D, much sympathy with your struggle. DO see the GP and take the meds regularly. And remember when things seem crappiest, that you have some rock solid mates in this pub. All the best, Emm. Same for you, Asty and good on you Voice for your non-advice.
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Thanks Emmjay. As I said at the dinner when you and FM came over, without your support I would never have had the opportunity to write, something that Hung struggles with however Gordon seems to have taken a different stance. Yes, everyone at The Arms are my mates, even Tomo.
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Gord, I know just how you feel… really I do… I saw my GP today for exactly the same reason (check out the conflab I’ve been having with Voice over at the Dot!). Let me know when you have a day, or even a night, off and I’ll come over and visit you; even if we don’t jam it’ll do you good because, as they say, ‘misery loves company’…
BTW, make sure you DO see your doctor; and SOON! You’re my best mate and I wouldn’t want you to sink any further into that pit than you absolutely have to… or doing anything silly…
Black dogs are snappin’ at our heels man… let’s kick the bastards in the teeth!
😉
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Good on you HOO and Asty. Yep, nip it in the bud, get sorted.
Do what Churchill did, go outside, enjoy the fresh air, build a brick wall (at least that’s what he used to do when he was really down!).
I can empathise with you both. Don’t forget that a Pink Drink is only a tap of the keyboard away!!
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I agree totally, Big. FM insists that I go with her for a long walk down the beach along Botany Bay – and often for a swim. We bought lightweight wetsuit tops. I find the sea air, salt, sun and sand are great tonics. I totally ignore scantily clad women (yeah, right).
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I work very hard at trying to overcome it M. My employer told me this morning that I was the best RN that they have employed. Hung would have said “Shit, the rest must be bad” but Gordon said “Thank you, I am truly chuffed at the compliment” Was that good?
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That was excellent. I have a favourite client where the CIO looks after me too, good days and less-wonderful days. Gold kind of bloke and the beast leader / boss I’ve ever met. He knows when I’m struggling and he has said that even on a struggle day, I’m better than a lot of people on their best days. A bit of positive support really helps, I reckon.
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Gordon, I believe all compliments I’m given…they always make my day…
I was walking Milo earlier on by myself. One nice gentleman stopped and said: You have a very nice puppy, I like his red lead… and then added, smiling charmingly ; It matches your beautiful red ear rings…
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Jaysus, Hung, you almost sound civilised!!!
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I’m glad yo said almost
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I almost said ‘almost’.
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It’s very nice of you folk to boost my comments numbers again. But hey. A little on the topic, please.
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