Deep Deep Shadow Minister for Immigration Scott Morrison - our thanks to the Monthly
– a new Coalition low – Inferring asylum seekers are riddled
with nasty diseases
Hideous Diseases Tango
Step off the leaky boat here and then we will scarya,
And accuse you of rampant malaria.
We’ll whisk you all off in our spotless new buses
As you cough up a lung with pertussis.
And if it’s your dickie that smarts and often tingles,
It’s probably syphilis or shingles.
So if you decide here and now you will threaten us,
We’ll know from your lockjaw – it’s tetanus!
Step off your overloaded barge with a nasty discharge –
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases Tango.
Well, look here, midst your underweighted babies
I could swear that I see some definite signs of rabies
But in the growing xenophobic hysteria
It could well be a case of dyptheria.
And those dribbly drops of pus
Gonorhhoea, it seems to us
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases tango.
Wasting away ? Another TB day !
Sc0tt M0rris0n’s here to say
“Take your Hepatitises away!”
And we’re sorry that we must leave ya
With just a touch of Chlamydia or Dengue fever
Dehydrate ? Oh my, it’s important not to die
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases tango.
So take your partners and the underweighted kiddies
Cousins, nieces and hairy toothless biddies
To some sh1thole Malays1an hotel
You won’t notice the smell !
And you can dance to the Hideous Diseases tango!
As we fiddle the refugee Grand Total,
You can contemplate lice that are scrotal.
We’ll pretend to process your shonky application.
Feel grateful for the love of our great nation.
We might process your batch –
If you try not to scratch,
Just keep dancin’ the Hideous Diseases tango !
Ole !
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
The ugly face of the Liberal Party . I really don’t know WHY people vote for these clowns, says a lot for their Christian Leader ?
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Roger, my dodgy peepers just revealed that your avatar is a handsome Shar Pei ! The lovely Kali J Dog (goddess of destruction) – our very own 10 year old chocolate Shar Pei was very excited by the news. However, I might pas up on telling the First Mate because her other one – the handsome golden boy – Tensing – had a heart attack and went to the big kennel in the sky in his youth. Sadly missed.
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Excellent ballad of the purest satire about this ugly nonsense, emmjay.
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Thank you – kind ‘Shoe !
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What an ugly man, the inside ugliness is shining through, and is making a perfectly normal ordinary looking man to a monster-like creature…scary…
Good one Emmjay, inside and outside, nicely written, good content!
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I read somewhere that he’s a hardline Pentecostal Christian, H. Not a great advertisement for the cause, is he ?
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He says he’s a christian, though I’m not sure if he’s a pente or not. He does list his favourite pastime as going to church. I don’t know where the parable of the good samaritan for example sits with him. Or how 1 Corinthians 12 and 13 sit as well.
I find many Liberals (and some other pollie really) say they are christians for appearances.
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Agree with you Helvi. To me all the Libs and most of the Nats look hideous, false smiles, giggling idiots, faux concern. The last reasonable very senior Lib was John Gorton and he had a lovely smile.
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This has nothing to with their features, it’s to do with their lack of empathy, the smirking that makes them ugly.
We have a friend who actually could be Morrison’s son, yet i see him as an attractive bloke because he’s a good person, generous and with a fantastic sense of humour.
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Good one Emmjay. I like the word biddies: thesaurus, or light-bulb?
One quibble. Their children are usually well-fed, and the young men have enviously honed abs, set of with designer sunnies—as one would expect from fee paying (20,000.oo AUD) passengers. A family of three, paying a staggering 60,000.oo AUD. Unbelievable isn’t it?
However, I agree; Scott Morrison is a goose (not a swan. A goose, dumkopft).
Hang on I’ve just gone into a dream here…………………………………………Just think what a Sudanese family could do with 60,000.oo AUD?
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Vl, you have to stop talking in dollar signs 🙂
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60,000.00 AUD = 173,068.26 SDG
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VL, I know that you are a great fan of the high fee paying illegal immigrant/queue jumper, but, where’s the evidence?? I’d like someone to find one, or even a few.
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Big M, if Sudan is such a fantastic place for money making, then perhaps our friend VL should go there and start a profitable business, like all those asylum seekers have had…wonder why they want to come here… and face all the hostility…
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We have some Sudanese cleaners in the hospital. They’d only ever seen dirt floors until their arrival in Australia.
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I’m still waiting for VL to give us some examples of these rich boat people!
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Still nothing from VL?
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I can’t imagine where you get your figures from, VL or what point that makes anyway?
As for referring to ‘their’ children…I particularly don’t get the impertinence of introducing a discussion about ‘their children’ into your ‘quibble’? Designer sunnies?
I feel heart broken about what is going on. Vulgarity.
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VL,
You have a serious case of being delusional. Just think it out a bit. $ 60.000.- is a serious lot of money even here in Australia. Now, with that money in their pocket they risk a leaky boat journey all adorned with designer sunglasses and rippling abs which they flex as they get smashed ashore somewhere or the boat goes down just off the coast of Java or Sumatra?
The oceans are awash with floating money and Oroton sunglasses. Of course they drown deliberately just to draw attention to themselves. Even during their final moments going under and in final death throes they keep flexing their abs and flaunt their riches as they wipe their Orotons with wads of money. Is this your way of logic?
🙂 By the way, did you see the news about refugees in the UK, sleeping under bridges and no way of getting back, they destroyed their identity papers. Are they part of those filthy rich as well? Gee, they are a cunning lot. 🙂
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