Stanmore Tree Hugger – Brark
So today the Herald published the results of the Edinburgh Festival Jokes Competition:
7. I needed password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
6. Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge ?
5. I took part in the suntanning Olympics. I just got bronze
4. I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you, never again.
3. I saw a documentary about how ships are kept together. It was rivetting.
2. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three videos back to back. Fortunately I was facing the TV.
1. You know who really gives kids a bad name ? Posh and Becks.
Yes, I know….. this is beyond the SMH, it was a quote from the Guardian …. who quoted a dozen other sources……. Oh well. not so much a newspaper as a concentrator of other people’s news.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
That tree is making a right tit of itself.
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Good one !
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Seconded !
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Personally I prefer a wireless bra…
What, Bluetooth?
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Wirelesss bras have been around for decades, long before Bluetooth (which I do not have nor want).
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Aren’t most tree huggers male? A jockstrap next please. I am happy with my Bond underwear. Nothing ever escapes from Bond.
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I think that deserves a gold star, Gez. Clearly, your word is as good as your bond – or is that your wand is as good as your bond ? I think I might be keeping my bonds past their use-by date. Date – get it ?
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Tried to comment yesterday but could not get the reply to work. The jokes are good in that they are short and to the point and I might be able to remember them.
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Did you like the picture, Viv ?
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It is very good. Personally I prefer a wireless bra which I think the tree would also find more comfortable.
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Viv, I’m happy with my Berley sports bras, usually bought on sales…..
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