Pig’s Arms Opinion
Is it true that AJL professional drug takers have often been caught playing football ?
What kind of message is that sort of behavior sending Australia’s youth ?
Playing sport while being whacked is madness and should not be encouraged.
These people are letting the side down and they should get back on the couch and chill out with some junk food and more sponsors’ product.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Well I’m just happy Manly won last night.
All that athletic prowess with Hopoateing to be seen.
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Well – in my day way back in the 50s and 60s in Melbourne footy was nothing like it is now. The players and the fans. Players weren’t paid much – they actually had a job in the ‘real world’. A knitted scarf in the team colours was about as fancy as fans got and even then you had to knit it yourself. And if you saw a match on the tele it was in black and white! The obsession with footy has been over the top for too long. The evening news starts with a drugs in footy story and end with more footy.
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Only yesterday I saw them on a field of green stuff, rolling around and grappling with each other. Balls were being squeezed, bums fingered and fondly entered and dated by totally besotted people, mainly men dressed in silky shorts and bandaged knees.
What is it all supposed to mean and where will it all end?
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It’s worse when people dress in bright costumes, complete with ‘club-coloured’ faux top hats, and giant hands with ‘We’re number 1’, or ‘go (insert team name)’, to yell at the silk shorted, bum-hole fingering folk mentioned above. We have traffic jams, mobile phone failures, and a few of these chaps being run over (in spite of the council installing high fences on median strips to prevent illegal road crossing) on ‘home game’ days.
Yes, Gez, where will it all end?
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Indeed. Big M
They are now resorting to table tennis and,.. it gets worse… close your eyes now,…the horror…chess. I saw one sniffing around a queen before the other moved, what looked like a horse , obscenely over the queen. When will it end and how? Bestiality has taken a firm grip.
We must hold hands and be united, always act with respect and dignity. It is our only weapon. Let’s use it sparingly but justly.
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…no effing silk,you two, it’s bloody polyester satin…
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So…what about the bum-hole fingering?
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. I know nofink about dat, GO fantasizing…. changing sides…
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Crikey, hope not!
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Like any magician, I don’t mind pulling a hare out of a bum.
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