future smart phone

Scientists at the No Idea University in your Capital City have designed this futuristic smart phone as a way of over coming neck injuries. Apparently these scientists used data from the ABS(Absolute Bull Shit) that show one in three smart phone users will develop serious neck injuries later in life.

Chief Scientist from the university, Dr Nothing Is Unbelievable told this roving reporter that the committee decided to mount the smart phone directly in front of the eyes so that users will be able to totally dedicate themselves to their online activities. When questioned about safety and that users may walk over cliffs or get killed by passing traffic the good Dr noted that with every scientific advance there are always risks.