When I was but a young kid, my Mom used to refer to him as “John Thomas”. This was fine until I met a guy whose name was “John Thomas”. I was thinking you “poor dick – how cruel are YOUR parents” !
Big you’d be closer than I am. I’ve noticed some odd names from my involvement with kids sport. These parents seem to forget that kids have to live with these ridiculous handles
Try ‘absidee’ spelt abcd, ‘Jaxon’, Evol (love spelt backwards), ‘Aleerah can have as many vowels as you like, Kristal, Hunter, the list goes on forever.
Sophisticated for folk who didn’t spend much time at school, and entertain themselves playing electronic games. The outrage if you happen to mispronounce the idiotically spelled name!
We should have a National (something) Day similar to this —->
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html
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Ah, the Japanese ๐ What will they think of next by way of plastic robots ?
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The girls with the frozen treats was “interesting” as was the one with the nose adornment.
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They’ve cocked the whole thing up.
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I’ve heard people called life savers before but being a nose in front well.
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But my names not Dick๐
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Is your dick’s name “name” ?
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My dick is called ‘My Dick’.
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When I was but a young kid, my Mom used to refer to him as “John Thomas”. This was fine until I met a guy whose name was “John Thomas”. I was thinking you “poor dick – how cruel are YOUR parents” !
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When I was at high school the Head of the English Department was Richard Head. he was such a lovely bloke that very few took the piss.
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Their parents can’t have been thinking when they named him. Bit like someone with the name of Hunt calling their son Michael
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Algy, you should see all of the idiotic names for babies, these days!
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Big you’d be closer than I am. I’ve noticed some odd names from my involvement with kids sport. These parents seem to forget that kids have to live with these ridiculous handles
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Try ‘absidee’ spelt abcd, ‘Jaxon’, Evol (love spelt backwards), ‘Aleerah can have as many vowels as you like, Kristal, Hunter, the list goes on forever.
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Seen a few Jaxons. I wonder about those with the multiple vowels like Keeviin etv
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There are also plenty of names with multiple ‘phy’ and ‘cy’ in them.
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.Makes them sound sophisticated
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Sophisticated for folk who didn’t spend much time at school, and entertain themselves playing electronic games. The outrage if you happen to mispronounce the idiotically spelled name!
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Ah the life of a bogan or those in party of SE Queensland
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Might be Percy but don’t quote me
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Is Percy the green engine?
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Not bad with porcelain apparently
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Happy National Dickhead Day to all.
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Love First Dog.
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