By Ricardo

I’ve got the Coronavirus Blues…. in the current circumstances, eminently worse than the constipation blues….

So a little poem honouring the Lou Rawls Appreciation Society Doomsday BOGOF (Buy One Get OneHundredand Fifty) Triple Quilted Hoarders

Alas still no toilet rolls in Asda so instead splashed out on a can of Febreze air freshener.

(Pronounced Fa-brais-ay)

So when you are sat on a crapper unable to clean your bum,

Just sit back and relax and try not to be so glum.

And serenely breathe in in the soothing aroma of Thai Orchid by Febreze,

As you ponder the eternal merits of investing in a bidet