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Story by Pig’s Arms Cub Reporter Boo-Boo Bear
Faithful wife of 70+ years admits that it was a mistake to allow her late husband to drive himself to his own funeral.
“I should have known that no good would come of this” she told the Pig’s Arms.
Bystanders reported that the driver, referred to only as a Mr Duke swerved to avoid an allegation that he was an entitled racist bigot, before losing self control and rolling joints several times.
First responders on the scene administered Tenant’s Lager and confiscated all cameras, except that of our PA reporter who was cleverly disguised as a hedge fund manager.
The crack Edinburgh Metropolitan Police specialist VIP traffic accident cover-up team attended and reported that although the man was known to them, whether he in fact was licensed to do anything he wanted was unclear, but pretty likely to be the case and who am I to drop any big wig into the poo and still have a pension in tact said an alleged man dressed in serge.
Mr Duke was whisked away in an unmarked (because he hadn’t driven it) whisk and given the royal treatment by a generously proportioned celebrity chef given to sampling her own creations from the tips of long, sensuous fingers that have never seen a day’s work in their lives beyond the morning struggle with an unruly bra strap.
The Range Rover’s black box flight recorder has been recovered and is undergoing psychiatric analysis.
Reblogged this on AuntyUta.
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Thank you. Glad you liked it 😊
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Yes, I like it a lot. Thanks for sharing! 🙂
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Given the mass hysteria by the media I dread to think what we are in for when the Queen dies.
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Well HOO they’ll haul out a conga line of major and minor royals to blurt something. Interesting that they allowed Prince Nonce to speak to the media.
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Malcolm Turnbull ?
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Good one.
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Hopefully we are not going to get years of Duke speculations as we did with Princess Dianne.
All those serious faces on TV talking about dead. I’ll stick to the Aldi catalogue.
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I reckon, having a look at the Aldi catalogue is not a bad choice! 🙂
I love to reblog “Wife Admits Error of Judgement”! 🙂
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Sweet Baby Cheeses, bring on the Republic.
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I see the son, the non sweating and Woking Pizza Express aficionado, Prince Nonce has been let of the leash and tells all that the whole nation are rallying. In what I don’t know.
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Maybe they’re all going on a big car rally? Is that what he meant?
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Well the dead driving, these Royales can do no wrong. Look at nonce, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
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The main trouble is which Nonce are you talking about
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Tish boom!
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I was hoping to get Foodge to sort the Pronce Nonce fiasco out, but I got busy and he was complaining that there’s too much Covid over there. I promised that he could also interview that socialite organiser woman with the big rack and a predilection for a bit of a complicated roll in the hay and a hide in the New England bushes … and so he’s having a think about it.
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Near the Virgin Islands maybe?
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You’re right, maybe he could have a poke around.
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Boss, I wondered what you most recently might have Foodge lined up to do for your Highness. Might you line him up to paint the porch or fix the cupboards on the landing?
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Our Dear ‘Shoe, the images that went through my mind’s eye are not repeatable. But I did enjoy them and laughed a lot 😊
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Always humble in the presence of Your Greatness.
Your Dear ‘Shoe. 🙂
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