Re-blogged with thanks to the Shovel.
A video emerged this week of the Prime Minister claiming he has been called upon to ‘do God’s work’.
But is he really carrying out the work of God? It turns out, yes. We’ve uncovered eleven quotes from the Bible that substantiate Mr Morrison’s claim.
John 12:16 – John 12:16 – And the people said unto the Lord ‘Why hath we no immunisations?’ And the Lord said unto them, ‘That is a matter for the states’.
Luke: 5:21 – Jesus looked at the poor and the helpless and the needy, and he said unto them, ‘Unfortunately I have no money to give you because I gave a $22 million taxpayer-funded handout to Gerry Harvey’.
Romans: 8:33 – And John, who was one of the Lord’s 40 media managers, said to Jesus, ‘Lord, your poll numbers are down. Let’s set up a photo shoot of you building a cubby house for chickens’.
Matthew 25:35 – For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you locked me up in an island prison for an unspecified amount of time.
Mark 8:17 – The people suffered through the worst pandemic in a hundred years. And Jesus went to Bunnings.
John 11:18 – Jesus said, ‘Send me your sinners and lepers and Robodebt collectors. Especially your Robodebt collectors’.
James 2:8 – And Matthew, one of the Lord’s disciples, said, ‘God’s love is for everyone. But especially those living in marginal Liberal electorates’.
Luke: 2:12 – The fire burnt for 40 days and 40 nights. And Jesus hopped on the first flight to Hawaii.
Mathew 21:12-13 – And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers. And then – furious at what they had done – he demanded they go on a six-week empathy training course, on full pay.
Corinthians 6:21 – Peter, Jesus’ disciple, didn’t like the mean things people said about him. So he sued for defamation.
Mathew 13:47-50 – Jesus told the people the parable of the three workers. The first worker called a rape victim a ‘lying cow’, but she kept her job because the government had only a one-seat majority. The second worker took a photo up a woman’s skirt, but he kept his job and was sent on an empathy training course. The third worker gave her staff Cartier watches, “And if she does not wish to stand aside, she can go!”
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What every said (under me at this stage as I am advancing by being late). Come on, thinking about it that’s how Sco Mo got his uppance from Marketing. He was pulled out of Marketing and placed nek minit, better than all the rest, late. I arsks ya. Could anything be more poetic of me?
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*forgot ‘one’ after every, before said. That looks like an act of dumb stuff and a bit tired (not God, not Satan, me)
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Good one.
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Well Scotty the Stupid proports to be a Christian, its not for me to say otherwise.
Here’s what I have a problem with. Stupid has no understanding of the Commandments and lacks understanding of Christ’s teachings in the Gospels or any of the letters after that. He uses his supposed Christianity as a prop as does he do the church he attends and now this conference that he has attended.
To even suggest that “God is on his side politically” is a complete falsehood, and simply demonstrates his lack of understanding what the Bible says. I guess the Crusaders quite wrongly thought the same. What next, he’s infallible!
He’s more the Emperor without any clothes.
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So I subscribed to the Shovel. While I’m working, why not ?
This is what hit my inbox …
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Well The Australian is a newspaper, quality well our family prefers Sorbent.
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To quote John McEnroe “Are you serious”
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Scum bag is a dick with ears.
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