Are you tired of wearing unattractive Covid masks, but cannot imagine getting yours off in public ?
Well, thanks to Pig-Tel there’s a new alternative to looking like an extra on “Call the Midwife”.
We are offering a special limited time exclusive bonus for the first million customers who send in their stories stapled to a $20.00 note.
The new crotchless Pig-Tel Allure 2030 mask will ensure that you can get into all the hot spots without compromising your allure.
All I our products come with an embossed certificate of authenticity carefully designed to float in the air above the label.
Look for the Pig-Tell Tail quality symbol !
And remember to consult our knowledgeable sales staff if you develop a nasty discharge.
Send us all your cash for an obligation free quote. Fiancée can be arranged.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Would look better if it were under the nose.
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True, but how much fun did I have with a mis-manufactured mask. I though FM would die laughing when I announced the first crotchless mask 😂
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Huh. WP won’t let me ‘Like’ comments. WP has become a censor.
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Are you good now ? Sometimes it does that to me too ! I think it’s been partying too hard recently 😊🍾🥂.
Happy New Year !!!!
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There, it liked you TT!
Happy 2023 to you also.
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I’m not falling for that.
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It’s everything a loveless divorcee could hope for. Please send fiancee right side up.
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Algy said it would have been funnier if I’d worn it with my nose protruding from the bottom 😂😂😂
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That’s a bit spooky and trying to work out where it would begin and leave off is disturbing.
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