Please Mr Trump – Can Australia be Second ?
14 Tuesday Feb 2017
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14 Tuesday Feb 2017
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10 Friday Feb 2017
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Afrikaans, Elbow, Iluka, Malcolm McLaren, Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Paul Kelly, Sinkane, The Living End, The Whitlams, Thievery Corporation, Timothy Nelson, Wagons, Wilco

Playlist by Algernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5_vrZMEYQ
Out on the weekend – Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPqQ2AWShqc
I can’t stand it – Wilco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAI6EriYy8
Blue jean baby – Iluka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlqf43YSP1g
Chase the eclipse – Wagons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zfUPkcFo4
I make hamburgers – The Whitlams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh79619xxk8
How to make gravy – Paul Kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOIbXJTVIc
Air Afrikaans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foMWCBfRvJY
We never change – Timothy Nelson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQl5KYiiFDI
Magnificent (she says) – Elbow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4azMok_WF8
Depth of my soul – Thievery Corporation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6frq4MRRftY
Keep on running- The Living End
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgmgkyhPZ4
U’huh –Sinkane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ4jMSCBswY
Double Dutch – Malcolm McLaren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDUj_FSarGI
I had a dream, Joe – Nick Cave and the bad seeds
06 Monday Feb 2017
Posted in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms
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Story by Emmjay
So, Tasmania always looks like a great place to move to when the mercury hits the thirties and above on the big island. That is, unless you need a job.
And you wouldn’t want to get sick in Tasmania either.
The Hodgman government is allegedly looking for ways to address overweening demand for emergency services at the Royal Hobart Hospital. (Where have we heard that tune before ? Answer: every state and territory in the federation.)
But for my money the lowest mean act is that to save money they are defunding Palliative Care Tasmania. According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania is the organisation that trains palliative care workers and offers support to terminally ill people and their families. This is without a doubt an outrageous thing to do.
Patients with terminal illnesses and their families in my opinion are the people smack dab between the rock and the hardest place one faces in life. Anyone who has sat with a loved one in God’s waiting room and shared the pain and suffering so many folk experience at the end of their life will know just how critically important is quality palliative care. And the carers in my experience do the most difficult, incredibly important and demanding jobs – for the lowest pay. SO this is a double if not a triple whammy.
But it’s lucky that the Taswegians have a sympathetic ear in Canberra. Regardless of who’s the Minister for Health and ageing this week. Gadzooks – NOT GREG Hunt ! They’re really up shit creek now.
According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania has worked with 250 organisations across the state, has been going for 20 years and was granted $2.6M in 2012 to ramp up its programs. The fact that the organisation is facing closure now because government funding has dried up, gives the lie to the allegation that state and federal politicians and bureaucrats have any concept that government is for the long haul. And it’s certainly not rocket surgery to understand that with an ageing population the demand for end-of-life care is rising.
It beggars belief that the Minister Darren Mathewson recognised that this would be a significant loss. That was it. Well done Darren. Thanks for coming.
Effing outrageous.
On a lighter note, the Turnbull government has managed the unthinkable – lower approval ratings than even the Abbott government. Couldn’t possibly be because they haven’t actually done ANYTHING since they fluked re-election. Could it ? Well, I suppose standing down Susan Ley was a major achievement. And replacing her with Greg Hunt. Masterful leadership, Mal. Fucking masterful. And what a great job you’re doing looking after the refugees.
This is not a government. Cat spew would be better at running the country than these guys.
So, if Tasmania is out, and the American rich have not purchased all of New Zealand, maybe it’s time to cash in some of the goodwill Australia has gained by accepting, no questions asked, kiwi economic refugees in the past.
31 Tuesday Jan 2017
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Neville Cole’s Lie Detector
Story by the Pig’s Arms Emeritus North American Correspondent – Neville Cole.
I’ve never smelled rotting human flesh; but I can’t imagine it is a whole lot worse than old dog farts.
I bring this up because I am now very familiar with old dog farts; having been holed up “in an undisclosed location” for the past 10 days with a very old dog. When my old dog let’s rip my mouth curls, my eye’s water, and my hands wave in a desperate attempt to clear the air. It’s not just a smell. It’s a dank disgusting stink so thick you can taste it. Old dog farts roll in dark and heavy like a toxic fog.
But that’s not the worst part. The worst part is my old dog has taken to farting every time she hears Trump lie. I am at my wits end.
“I saw 1.5 million people out there” Gack! Choke!
“3 to 5 million people voted illegally…and all for Hillary!” Cough! Phew!
“This cabinet has the highest IQ of any every assembled.” Argh! No! Not again.
“This is not a Muslim Ban!” Please! I beg of you. No More!
“I got a standing ovation from the CIA!” That’s it! I can’t take it. Kill me now!
Maybe I should just turn off the TV and ignore this all. I could save myself so much pain and suffering.
Maybe I should turn my old dog out into the rain and cold. She would she would miserable but I would be spared.
Maybe I should make the best of a bad situation and buy a gas mask. Desperate times and all that…
People all over this country are trying to figure out how to deal with Trump’s Old Dog Farts. I’ve seen them. I’ve hard them. They are trying to dealing with the stench… working through the stages of grief.
On the night of the election we saw universal Denial.
“No!” The people cried as one. “This is not happening. What the hell? This is disgusting! What’s that smell?”
The toxic fog of election night seemed to hang in the air all the way till the inauguration. You’ve never seen such gagging and tears and revulsion; but still the inevitable reign of Trump loomed large.
I’m not saying there weren’t moments of hope. When Trump’s Russian Shower party was (uh-hem) leaked to the press it nearly broke the internet. Surely, this completely believable hilarity was going to save us all. Just the fact that more than half the nation heard the story and thought: “yeah, that probably happened” should be a clue that things are rotten in Moscow. We couldn’t possibly swear in Putin’s puppet! Not in the US of A! Not in the land of Reagan. Could we? Say it isn’t so… Argh! What’s that smell?
And so we’ve come to this. The Inauguration has set off a tidal wave of… Anger.
Hooboy! Are we pissed! You bet your fat ass we are! Hell No! He must go! F-bombs rain down across this nation from sea to swearing sea. From Congress to California, from states both red and blue; we’re mad as hell, to all a fuck you!

Punch a Nazi Day Celebrations
Right now in the USA… The rules have changed. Civility has given way to invective. Want to get likes on Facebook? Forget puppies… post a video of a nazi getting punched in the face. Want tweets retweeted by the thousand? Better be sure to end with fu** YOU!
But here’s the rub…
Can we maintain our righteous anger? Will we soon start to slide from anger into bargaining, depression, and (gulp) acceptance? Will Trump’s gung-ho zeal for scribbling half-baked Executive Orders with his big black sharpie out last us all? Will there be ANY line that Trump will cross that will cause Republicans in Congress give a fu**? Will the damage done eventually be too much? Will we be able to put back together what Trumpty Dumpty has broken?
Or…Will we one day soon just get used to the smell?
30 Monday Jan 2017
Posted in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms
Story by Emmjay.
With every announcement of Trump’s latest malfeasance, I ask myself how does it come to be that the world’s richest and most powerful nation can contemplate – much less actually elect a complete and utter moronic rapacious self-interested boof-headed lying maniac toupee with attached clown..
I imagine that the main reason is that Trump’s simple message of “Making America Great Again” speaks to the massive underclass of Americans who enjoy no economic power, have sporadic employment in impossibly low-paying jobs – or no jobs at all – as do those inhabiting the rust belt states where manufacturing is a distant memory. We have seen them on TV – toothless denizens living in ramshackle squalor with no prospect of ever having a decent life; generations of poverty, poor health with no access to social services, no access to quality education and NO WAY OUT.
Hillary called them the “deplorables” – and what a vote winner that quip proved not to be !
I guess that if everything is basically shit, what’s there to lose in electing somebody who promises to shift the disenfranchisement across international borders ?“ He’s gonna smash those fat cats in Washington. He’s gonna whack Muslims and anybody else we have been trained to hate. Great ! Damn the collateral damage – full steam ahead. Nobody seems to demand an answer about for whom the new America WILL be great – or just how that greatness will pan out in hillbilly heaven.
How can anyone be so bone-headedly stupid to believe Trump – or even for that matter the local Hansonite loonies ? Hispanics for Trump – is that an oxymoron or what !!
I’m betting that here we have a perfect storm of cause and effect. America’s notoriously unsuccessful education mess (who would call it a system ?) leaves many people unequipped to understand simple facts and concepts, or to be able and wanting to question lies – far less understanding complex issues like their own welfare. The people who unquestioningly do what they’re told to do by the loudest redneck media for the reward of a fleetingly short illusion of being included – in anything – for the first time in their lives.
Does anyone with a scintilla of an education ever vote for arsehats like Trump ? Certainly a large number of gummy hillbillies do ! And women who don’t think rampant misogyny is any big deal. Not when pussy-grabbing has been, for them, a family sport for generations.
“I’s toothless because I cain’t afford no dentist”. Same or worse for medical care.
This is something I just don’t get. Why is it that the impoverished are so against Obamacare ? Why is it that so much disease and ill health is caused by incredibly poor lifestyle choices like diets composed exclusively of fast food, hi carb fructose-laden shit ? Well, it’s because BIG FOOD is monstrously powerful politically and flogs junk food with impunity. And probably also because a black man conceived their first shot at affordable health care.
And guns. How difficult is it to join the dots between a lack of gun control and mass shootings ? The USA – dumb and dumber.
I also struggle understanding why it is that such an allegedly God-fearing nation is so ignorant about ethics. “I have built a fortune selling shit to masses of stupid people. God has helped me do it. So it must be OK. God is not aginst anyone getting rich … and since I don’t have a camel, I’ll be right getting into Heaven.”
I would like to believe that a decent education is a fair preventative – for stopping or reducing the compulsion for anyone to vote for a complete arsehat. That may or may not be right however – I give you Scott Morrison, Peter Dutton, George Brandis, Adolph Abetz, Tony Abbott, Arthur Sinodinis and Barnaby Joyce. Perhaps a fairly good education is a necessary but not sufficient pre-condition for preventing fuckwit voting. I’ll grant you that in the US, it was a diabolically hard choice – between a very questionable Democrat and the ultra-right of the Republicans.
To explain the Trump win, perhaps we need to throw in plebeian susceptibility to swallowing a good media bashing. Maybe a dash of herd mentality, a soupcon of casual indifference, a scattering of snickering malice and a penchant to resort to abuse in lieu of debate.
A Guardian article told a story about some of the heavy hitters from Silicon Valley already fuelling up their Lear jets in anticipation of the coming apocalypse. The piece said that the dude who created PayPal – a Facebook board member has led the charge to a place as far away as you can get from Trump’s shitstorm – New Zealand. When a NZ parliamentarian asked how was it that this chap could buy $4 million worth of lakeside land in the South Island without foreign investment review, the reply was that this chap had already taken the precaution of becoming a New Zealand / US dual citizen …. So, no problem…. Nice. Nothing quite so fine as being in the upwardly mobile.
The education line of argument is a compelling one in my book. How is it that fat cat western nations are ever going to secure peace in the world ? Not by thinking “us and them”.
But by educating our populations to understand that no matter how hard the west bombs the crap out of belligerents, or raises walls against the poorest refugee, peace will be elusive until the west understands the source of belligerence, respects the fact that those folks have a genetically-held belief in their position, a right to fair humane treatment and that force and violence against them will work no better than their use of it against the west. Otherwise we will remain stubbornly in the dark ages of Trump and his ilk. Complex problems are never going to yield to simplistic solutions. We need the hoi-polloi as well as the elite to know stuff – and be able to apply logic to sort out the mess and to be able to fend off Trumpwits. Locking the front and back door is no long-term solution when the hordes come over the barricades.
I read a quote in the Guardian a few days ago that said Trump is a good thing because he will take the US and possibly the rest of the western world to such a low place that the only future direction is up. The way to a strong democracy is via a pernicious fascist dictatorship.
Wow. Great !
28 Saturday Jan 2017
Posted in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms
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Brook Benton, Bruce Springsteen, Cilla Black, Clairy Browne and the Bangin’ Rackettes, David Bowie and Mick Jagger, Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, Jimmy Cliff, Kirsty McColl, Nancy Sinarta, Nina Simone, Radio Birdman, Ram Jam, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Stevie Wright, The Kinks, The Style Council

Playlist by Algernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPveBD6WWXc
Evie Parts 1, 2 and 3 – Stevie Wright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QccPUSTMriM
There’s a guy who works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis – Kirsty McColl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7-QBw862zk
You’re my world – Cilla Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZW1v81jj0
These boots are made for walking – Nancy Sinarta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
Dancing in the Street – David Bowie and Mick Jagger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPE1rEdAdI
Stranger to my happiness – Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouI5KcyHfE
100 Days 100 nights – Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
Born in the USA – Bruce Springsteen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
Black Betty – Ram Jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKRAgcQAEkw
Wonderful world beautiful People – Jimmy Cliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
Don’t you forget about me – Simple Minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m94ip38UKs
Shout to the top – The Style Council
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC1oQ3jdzCU
Aloha Steve and Danno – Radio Birdman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
Over the Rainbow and Wonderful World – Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1rVcRWvnMc
Love song to the world – Clairy Browne and the Bangin’ Rackettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDRbF80NKDU
Rainy night in Georgia – Brook Benton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs09J_x6-c
Sunny Afternoon – The Kinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57jXNMC1Vl4
To Love Somebody – Nina Simone
21 Saturday Jan 2017

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20 Friday Jan 2017
Posted in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms
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801, Doug Ashdown, Doug Parkinson, George Benson, Harry Chapin, Harry Nilsson, Herman's Hermits, Leonard Cohen, Little Feat, Midnight Oil, Nina Simone, queen, Steely Dan, the Bee Gees, The Buena Vista Social Club, The Spazzys, The Style Council, Uriah Heep

Playlist by Algernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbRZ73NvlY
The Buena Vista Social Club – Chan Chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWYefe9EzI
Massachusetts – The Bee Gees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbCE53s9hQ
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3FXFnoTzE
Don’t let me be misunderstood – Nina Simone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dwksSbD34
Taxi – Harry Chapin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE
Everybody’s Talkin – Harry Nilsson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvoRRMSSGU
Dixie chicken – Little Feat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
Halleujah – Leonard Cohen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej6_oaETVp8
Winter in America – Doug Ashdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxZY0DIxIk
Easy Livin – Uriah Heep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw4BjU62t5Y
Dear Prudence – Doug Parkinson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LesWfbkJJlQ
No Milk today – Herman’s Hermits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8OU-7JDFA
My Old School – Steely Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14pitnJlcv4
Breezin – George Benson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJhfE08wxE
My Boyfriends Back – The Spazzys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3FQwovIJw0
Wedding Cake Island – Midnight Oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkGXUn0Kuuw
Tomorrow never knows – 801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhWXamkfw8
The Paris Match – The Style Council
15 Sunday Jan 2017
Posted in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms
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Adele, Amy Winehouse, Astrud Giberto, B52s, Chet Faker, Ella Fitzgerald, First Aid Kit, Francoise Hardy, lairy Browne and the Bangin’ Rackettes, Lene Lovich, Missy Higgins, Nina Simone, The Stone Ponys, Vale Peter Sarstedt

Playlist by Algernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57jXNMC1Vl4
To Love Somebody – Nina Simone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM
Gold – Chet Faker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKL4X0PZz7M
My Silver Lining – First Aid Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKmit_uQrSQ
Cedar Lane – First Aid Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMM2tgnzNhw
Corcovado – Astrud Giberto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsFaI0YlWU0
Oh Canada – Missy Higgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVvRImExKc
Different Drum – The Stone Ponys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8i3FOUhqU
Whatta Man – Clairy Browne and the Bangin’ Rackettes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WaVv874DfE
Where I stood – Missy Higgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxR70fpZ870
It’s only the beginning – Deborah Conway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5jI9I03q8E
Ain’t got no, I got life – Nina Simone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zsf7reJTo
Stairway to the stars – Ella Fitzgerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri7-vnrJD3k
Set fire to the rain – Adele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqNrkOQmWKQ
If I could lose you – Nina Simone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxYRbzGi8Rg
Our day will come – Amy Winehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkzvM7Skxg
Rock Lobster – B52s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGoEmhQP774
Lucky Number – Lene Lovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-b8QIYOpM
Tous Les Garcons et Les Filles – Francoise Hardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo
Where do you go to my lovely Vale Peter Sarstedt
07 Saturday Jan 2017
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Story by Emmjay
Just up the road from the Pig’s Arms is the local office of the sub continental usury association A.K.A. – a nameless fast food and petrol franchise famous for dudding its staff and ripping off its customers by charging exorbitant prices in the name of convenience.
You know the one – the bastards that Alan Fels allegedly would not piss on if they caught fire – as they sometimes do.
Anyway, the one just up the road from the Pig’s Arms was on the TV tonight – apparently one of the local wildlife (as FM refers to them) allegedly ran amok with an axe and a knife – allegedly slashing some poor punter’s face in this suddenly less convenient store and allegedly whacking another (remarkably articulate woman in a stunning neck brace) in the back of her alleged head with the aforementioned alleged axe.
Somehow the alleged woman was restrained – the one with the axe, not the one who later appeared on TV in a stunning RPAH neck brace. And true to form, NSW’s finest arrived in their dozens just in time to take charge of the by then almost fully citizen-resolved situation.
This is not the first time our local retail swamp and petrol store has been plunged into the nation’s spotlight. Sometimes the inner west makes half-arsed attempts at emulating the southwest with the occasional heist or drive by shooting. The after effects of routine heroin usage on the forecourt is part of the local environment – but lest you traverse the site, dear reader, you would be well advised to take care not to run over any of the poor human detritus eking out their existence on the bitumen thereabouts.
The last time some allegedly criminal types tried to knock off the bastion of commerciality resulted in kilometres of that checked police line tape and a shitstorm of fingerprint dust that ended up with Manne being asked quite a lot of probing questions at the local nick. To be fair to Manne, about two thirds of the front bar patrons were also in attendance at the constabulary because they used to use the convenience store on a regular basis to buy alka seltzer (allegedly) and their dabs were all over the place.
So, in the interests of rebuilding the complete lack of confidence with which the local community regards this convenience, The Pig’s Arms has offered the alleged petrol and convenient items store the services of our ace security guard and generally impressive “don’t fuck with me” personality – Mr Crispin Bacon .
I would like to add that there is absolutely no truth in the scurrilous assertion that Merv wants to see whether the alleged convenience store has the balls to dud Crispin with some kind of pay dodge. Prediction is that if they DO, a knife and an axe would not constitute adequate defence weaponry.
Stay tuna.