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Who’s a clever boy, then ? Gooboy !

15 Thursday Dec 2011

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First Dog

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Best in Show

We have the greatest Moon Dog on Earth
He fills bleak days with riot and mirth
He never rolls over or has to beg
Just pisses on the bastards’ leg.

And in return gets pats on head
From all the Doggonauts well-read
In all his toons and bouts of whimsy
Lays bare the politics of flimsy.

He speaks for us with loud clear voice
Draws pumpkin scones like Barnaby Joyce
Destroying monster bigot rants with
Talking confectionery and underpants.

But best of all – and what a hoot
His Interpretive Dancing bandicoot
Presents the truth – don’t you agree
Far better than the ABC.

All hail to you, our Firstest Dog
More power to your right front paw
Keep on harassing disgraceful skunks, and
Chew the arse out of red swimming trunks

When tired from hard days of works
Of punching heads and dates of jerks
And stripping bare the false and venal
Go home to your loving pack and kennel.

Congratulations, Firsty and all the best from the Staff and Patrons of the Pig’s Arms

Albo on the Front Bench

07 Wednesday Dec 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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...Important for a minister to keep in touch with his constituents.... bags of fun too, apparently

My Fellow American

22 Thursday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Friends of the Pig’s Arms,

I received this Email in our contributors in-box, and in the spirit of open dialogue, I present it here.  Cheddar warning !

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Hello

My Fellow American is a film project in the United States devoted to recognizing that Muslims are our neighbors. I am reaching out to you because you addressed the recent events in Oslo, Norway, on Window Dresser’s Arms Pig & Whistle and I am hoping you will share this message of tolerance with your readers. We’ve put together a 2 minute film that I believe you will be interested in sharing, watching, and discussing:

http://myfellowamerican.us

I would love it if you could post or tweet about this and share the video. If you can, please let me know. I am here if you have any questions. Thank you so much.

Elizabeth

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Elizabeth Potter
Unity Productions Foundation
myfellowamerican.us
facebook.com/MyFellowAmericanProject
@usmuslimstories

The Right and Noble Thing – an update

07 Wednesday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Gregor Stronach, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Muammar Gaddafi, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam

Story by Gregor Stronach – updated by Mike Jones

Gregor wrote this when Saddam Hussain was tried and executed- 20 December 2006, but with a bit of tinkering, it works well for Osama Bin Laden and it will still work when Muammar Gaddafi takes the big step into the unknown. 

“To Hell with you!”, he screamed.

I, personally, would have gone with something more along the lines of “To hell with this!”, as I scarpered out the front door of the court / compound. Yes, he was shackled, and yes, he was wearing a 90 pound beard (seriously – that beard is a masterwork, and will probably go down in history as one of the Greatest Beards of All Time). But that shouldn’t have stopped him from making a break for it. It would have been a more dignified death than being hanged / drilled by US Navy Seals / bazooka’d into the next world by Libyan rebels / freedom fighters / detergents.

I speak, of course, about Saddam Hussein / Osama Bin Laden / Muammar Gaddafi, horrible tyrant, brutal dictator and any one of the hundreds of two-word epithets he’s been assigned by the world’s media. He’s the world’s biggest bad guy, the troll under the bridge of Freedom and Democracy, the bogeyman America uses to make sure the rest of the world eats its veggies and goes to bed by 10pm. And he’s been condemned to death. Many believe that this is perhaps the most prosaic ending for the man responsible for the untimely demise of millions of people. He was killing his own people, along with the countless thousands of men, women and children who died as a direct result of his paranoid ravings and rash decisions. Make no mistake – the man was a cunt nasty piece of work.

However, the judgement handed down by Abdel Rahman has prompted a range of different responses from around the world, and – as horrified as I am to say this – I actually agree with Europe’s two surrender monkey nations in their wet outlook on the penalty. Both France and Italy have come out simpering, calling for the execution of Saddam not to go ahead. It can easily be argued that they are merely taking the moral high ground (as I like to do whenever I can…) – after all, they have little to lose by calling for a reprieve from the noose for Saddam. Were they spokespeople for the United States, such a statement would be tantamount to strapping an explosive vest to their political careers and wandering into an opposition convention.

I have been extremely concerned by the reactions of Australia’s Prime Ministers, John Howard / Kevin Rudd /Julia Gillard. You can see the delight at the verdict writ large across the sizeable chunk of vacant real estate around his/her forehead region. But… and here’s the rub… (s)he speaks of this verdict out both sides of the mouth. On the one hand, (s)he’s vehemently opposed to the death sentence. Look at the hand-wringing and crocodile tears at the impending fate of the Bali Nine – a group of Australian twenty-somethings that have found themselves on the wrong end of the death penalty for smuggling heroin out off Indonesia. But on the other hand, when it suits our PM, (s)he’s all for it. Whether it be Saddam Hussein or Amrozi (one of the Bali bombing masterminds, for those of you playing at home), if it suits the political ends, our PM doesn’t mind if people are put to the drop, or in front of a firing squad. At least Tony Blair had the nuts to stand up and say he was against the death penalty… he won’t do anything about it, but he’s against it. So… erm… go Tony. I guess… but he didn’t have the nuts to say no to Rupert Murdoch and Wendy Deng when they asked him to be godfather to their daughter……

Further afield, the reactions are predictable at best. The United States has wriggled into an orgy of high-fiving, as the judgement became common knowledge amongst a populace due in the polling booth just a couple of days later. The timing of the death penalty decision and the assassinations – a major talking point – will forever be criticised by many as a transparent attempt to boost votes for an ailing administration. But dead dictators win votes, and GWB and BO’B have had this little apple land right in their laps. Down in the polls and steadfastly refusing to withdraw from an increasingly unpopular war, Bush has claimed the verdict as vindication of his decision to invade Iraq to get rid of Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction and for B O’B it was to swat Bin Laden … or rather SEAL his fate. Or get rid of Muammar Gaddafi. Or free the Libyan people. Or whatever reason it is this week – I’ve honestly lost track.

But the main places that the verdicts will have effect is in Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya. And it doesn’t take a geopolitical genius to see that Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya / Syria / Yemen / Egypt / etc’s are in desperate trouble at the moment, and that things will only get worse when Saddam  et al do meet their makers at the gallows or in their own bedrooms. The already fractured Islamic world will have yet more massive wedges driven between the sparring factions. The Sunni loyalists are even still lining up behind their deceased leader’s party. Fighting between them and the Shia, who now have control of the legislative process in Iraq, continues to escalate. And the Taliban against everyone else in Afghanistan and the pro and anti-Gaddafi forces in Libya and the pro- and anti-Assad people in Syria ….. And stuck in the mix are western troops.

I fear for the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Syria, Somalia, Southern Sudan ……. Yes, they’re getting themselves a “Democracy™”, but they’re each just another government born of violence and baptised in the blood of their former leaders. The sectarian violence doesn’t need another excuse to continue – but the bloodthirsty shouts of the elected leaders of the western world won’t go unnoticed.

George Bush was smiling when he announced that Saddam Hussein will be executed. He was glad that a man is going to die.  Obama was less overt with the assassination of  Osama Bin Laden…… but who in the West will not quietly cheer the demise of Gaddafi and Assad ?  The message sent is painfully clear… You are bad men, Saddam, Bin Laden, Assad, Gaddafi. You killed people, and killing people is Very Wrong. Ergo, we will show you the error of your ways by killing you. And we’ll be thrilled at the prospect of seeing you die.

No matter which way this debacle falls, the people of of these middle-eastern countries are in some deep, deep shit. Their world will be one of violence for many, many years to come and there’s not a damn thing 99 percent of them can do about it. If Saddam or Bin Laden or Gaddafi had copped a reprieve, the outcry would have been heard for all eternity. And with their deaths will come fires in the Middle East so huge that they will turn the desert sands to glass, stained red with the blood of the many that have died at the hands of the powerful few.

But that red glass will offer the world one thing – the perfect material to fashion the rose-coloured glasses the western world will need to wear when we look back on these events in 20 years, and try to convince ourselves that we did the Right and Noble Thing.

© Copyright 2002-2011. That’s a long time in Internet years.

13 sandwiches and a hobo were eaten during this period.

W+anchor & Skuttlebutt

06 Tuesday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Painting

W+anchor & Skuttlebutt

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

It surprises me sometimes, how emotionally sticky Australians are. But then it surprises me how deeply tolerant we are. Still we haven’t thrown W+anchor and Skuttlebutt overboard and they’ve been deeply irritating of late. W+anchor! Stop goading your sister! ENOUGH of Nauru. One more n-word from you and you’ll be put in goal.

There’s a particular wisdom that all parents should know. Never get caught out making a threat that you don’t intend to follow through. Never say NO if you’re not completely sure of what you would do if it didn’t work. Never do that, not even once. Now Skuttlebutt’s gone and done it. It’s hard to know what terrible consequence this is going to have, but we do know one thing, now that the high court has said NO, and Skuttlebutt has only become disappointed, very disappointed with you….to say in return, we know that things are going to be very different along our coastlines. My guess is, backpacking’s got tenure.

It would probably surprise a lot of Australians to learn that there are countries, even quite close to our own, where wanting to go to Australia is not considered illegal. Where finding a boat and catching a boat to Australia is not unlike the experiences of many Australians of catching a bus loaded with dead fish and live chickens through the mountains. It’s a bit risky, it’s uncomfortable, but then again it’s something to tell your family about.

Sometimes local transportation is just like that. But it’s cheaper.

If I were looking for a start-up business right now, I’d be off to one of those countries right now. I would find a nice building and open a chinese restaurant. Near the water. With a little guesthouse out the back. W+anchor and Skuttlebutt. At your service.

Qanda and The Melbourne Writers Festival – “Grubbiness is Part of the Human Condition”

30 Tuesday Aug 2011

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Q&A, August 29, 2011 (Click to access the ABC web page)

The panel for this special Melbourne Writers Festival edition of Q&A consisted of some of the attending writers. I’ve listed their works that were mentioned. I hadn’t read any but didn’t find that a barrier to following the discussion. All of the authors except for Malalai Joya are Australian.

Panellists
Don Watson, former speechwriter for Paul Keating. A Portrait of Paul Keating PM.
Kate Grenville, The Secret River.
Anna Funder, former international lawyer who has worked in Berlin. Stasiland: Stories from Behind the Berlin Wall and All That I Am
Malalai Joya, former Afghan parliamentarian who has written her memoir together with Canadian writer Derrick O’Keefe in a book entitled (in Australia) Raising My Voice.
Omar Musa, Rapper and poet. My Generation.

Kate Grenville provided the grubbiness quote that is part of this week’s title in her answer relating to Craig Thomson’s alleged activities with prostitutes. This struck a chord with me because it ties in with a commonly recurring theme of people who have made wonderful contributions to humanity and yet have led flawed, sometimes seriously flawed, personal lives.

The central theme of Kate’s book Secret River is Aboriginal-Settler relations. Apparently it has evoked a certain amount of controversy due to two historians that have taken a possibly pedantic exception to its content. The author herself was clear that it is a fictional novel inspired by a history that she describes at one stage as “a bit unpalatable” and says that she does not write with the intention of shifting people’s view of history but “with a view to shifting people’s hearts .. their minds also.” She expressed regret that the issues she wanted to explore are getting masked by discussion about historical accuracy.

Kate also provided the quote: “Someone’s gotta stand up for the Labor Party here”. Well, no. No problems with anyone’s views being informed by their political affiliations, but I felt cheated that many of Kate’s comments were echoes of standard Labor sound bites; if instead they had been personal insights I feel that would have been an altogether different thing.

Don Watson presented his own thoughts in his own words and in his own deadpan manner, and what a joy they all are. Were I to do more than cherry pick from all his worthwhile comments this article would be far too long but I recommend listening to his Q&A answers for the pure enjoyment, particularly the one about political speeches from 46:18 in iView. In his answer related to the public engaging with politics, he drawled “It’s not that I want from politicians inspiring oratory, I actually just want verbs – doing words – I want concrete language rather than abstract language.” I can’t be certain but I had the impression that any slur on English education in our schools that might be imputed from his inclusion of “doing words” in implicit parentheses after “verbs” was purely intentional. He argued that his approach to his biography of Keating was the correct one for him because he believed it to be, a position that might seem superficially shaky but ultimately comes down to artistic integrity.

In relation to politicians and prostitutes Watson made the point that it is not uncommon over the years for even politicians who have done great things politically to have had unconventional sexual histories, a point referred to by Kate Grenville when she made the grubbiness remark. Applying the more general topic of separation of personal behaviour from public worth, Don Watson’s respect for Keating reminds me that at some time I should make the effort to look beyond my dislike of Keating’s vicious personal putdowns.

Omar Musa writes about Gen Y, to the early 80s birthday end of which he belongs. He presented his opinions on all issues with the enthusiasm of youth, but I was impressed that they were well considered opinions. Loved the rap he performed at the end; a poetical series of (male oriented) pithy observations of the 21st century experience of his generation which culminated in a warts and all generational appraisal.

On non-literary questions Anna Funder was quietly spoken although her stated opinions were thought through. She got a bit more animated when discussing her books. She appeared to sympathise with Kate Grenville over the type of controversy that has engulfed her books and expressed a desire to avoid it. To that end made she made it clear that her latest book, although loosely based on a historical event, is a fictional novel and that she makes no claim to knowledge of what really occurred “in a locked room in London in 1935”. She let drop that courage was the central theme of her books and provided some interesting insights into the fallout from her portrayal of the ex-Stasi agents that she interviewed for the earlier book. She mainly left her books to speak for themselves but I got the impression that they have a lot of interesting things to say.

Although Tony Jones made an effort at unification there were essentially two separate but interleaved Qandas today; one about Australia and one about Afghanistan. For this reason I have left Malalai Joya to last. Although in Melbourne for the festival due to having published her memoirs, Malalai Joya is primarily an Afghanistani patriot and activist. Her life has been threatened in response to denouncing the warlords, who include members of the current government. This requires extraordinary courage and commitment. Her views are probably best summarized by her statement that in the Taliban’s time in government “we faced only one enemy, but now, these ten years of occupation, we are facing three enemies: warlords, Taliban, occupation forces. When the troops leave, who stop bombing from the sky … the backbone of these fundamentalist warlords and Taliban will break and our people … will fight to the end against the warlord and the Taliban because of the hatred that they have.” I have to say that this view is hopeful but very bleak as regards the near future.

Qanda Rides Again – Obama was a Muslim

23 Tuesday Aug 2011

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Q&A, August 22, 2011 (Click to access the ABC page)

Doug Cameron. Labor Senator and ex trade union official.
Daniel Pipes. Conservative American political commentator.
Hanifa Deen. Pakistani-Australian author.
Nick Minchin. Former Liberal Minister.
Suelette Dreyfus. Whistle-blowing researcher and Wikileaks co-authour.

By popular demand I present my final Q&A commentary. I disclaim any in-depth knowledge of politics but it might provide a springboard for discussion. Or not as the case might be.

Daniel Pipes came across as well informed and able to present a coherent argument, which ability I for one found a blessed relief. Where I found him most impressive was on the issue of the “African Spring”. His analysis is that so far it has resulted in no tangible move towards democracy, and in some States the result is tending towards Islamism. He explicitly expressed an opinion that Islamist is a derogatory term, ranking it together with communism and fascism as one of the three ugly radical utopian philosophies of our time. But he made a clear distinction between Islamists, who he clearly defined (I think I’m in love, what a pleasant change) as people who wish to apply Islamic law in its entirety, and Muslims in general. In answer to an audience question he expressed a belief that Islam is not inconsistent with democracy, that there is clearly a democratic faction in the African Spring countries, and expressed hope that Islamic democracies might develop.

It later became clear Pipes is not only a conservative commentator but a conservative advocate. He extolled the virtues of Israel as a model of democracy and defended its military record, including civilian killings, refusing to admit fault other than that it wasn’t what he would have chosen personally. This led me to question whether his assessment of the African Spring had a hidden agenda. Later he blamed the GFC on over-regulation. He advocated for less market regulation in general and refused to address the specific issue of financial regulation, claiming lack of knowledge, an approach I found disingenuous at best.

Curiously enough, it turns out that at one stage there Obama was indeed a Muslim. But not in an interesting way. He was listed as Muslim at his Indonesian school by his mother when he was six years old. Dreyfus made a fair fist of challenging the relevance and intent of this revelation, rather than denying the facts, effectively nullifying it.

This issue had been raised by Tony Jones, was of no importance, and attracted the populist sneering that Jones must have known would be inevitable. One of several occasions on which I have felt that Tony Jones needs to restrain his tendency to switch into insider gossip mode.

Hanifa Deen came across as a Nice Person. As charming as this is, I eventually found myself wishing that she would respond to Pipes by raising coherent arguments rather than by raising her eyebrows. She totally lost me at the information level when she expressed the belief that Turkey would join the EU within the next ten years. With the EU still struggling to absorb its Eastern members, and grappling with twin financial and immigration crises leading to rising inter-country rancour, the last thing it needs is a member with yet another refugee entry point on its border with Syria, and with relatively low cultural compatibility. However Deen did successfully project a positive image of what she called the Islamic diaspora, of which I gather she is a member. (This is why I included her ethnicity in the brief description by the way, it seemed directly relevant to her comments on Islam.)

In his dual capacities as Labor Senator and ex union official, Doug Cameron had the job of defending Craig Thomson. Thomson is the Labor backbench MP accused under parliamentary privilege of misspending union funds, back when he was a union official, in a variety of ways, the most salacious of which being to pay for prostitutes. Cameron presented the innocent until proven guilty defence well. After having heard from all the other panellists though I am of the view that this counts for little when a crime has clearly been committed against the Union, although not necessarily by Thomson, and yet the Union has made no police complaint. This smacks of cover-up and I concur with the chortling Minchin that Thomson’s only chance of re-election is to be exonerated by a full investigation, not protected by a cover up, regardless of where the truth lies.

As an aside, my conclusion was quite clearly the one that Tony Jones was promoting in his promptings of various panellists. While this is cause for some unease, they were speaking freely. It makes me wonder sometimes how used politicians are to discussing issues in an insider echo chamber, rather than explaining their views to the general public who are not always au fait with the latest developments. Minchin should have filled in the background facts about lack of police complaint, instead it was left to Jones.

Cameron was likeable but there was little substance behind his rhetoric. He expressed a belief that I felt was totally sincere that the Australian government has a clear responsibility to maintain manufacturing, but discarded protectionism as a solution and had no alternative suggestions other than convening a meeting.

Nick Minchin expressed this same belief, but had no more idea what to do about it than Cameron, agreeing with him that protectionism is not an option. Bye-bye Australian manufacturing. Jesus wept. Minchin expressed fairly standard conservative Australian views on all topics. One point where this varies from the standard American conservative viewpoint is that our conservatives back more effective regulation of the financial markets. Again, little substance.

Suelette Dreyfus mentioned the importance of social media and Twitter at least twice that I noticed. I felt her most effective moment was her aforementioned addressing of the ‘Obama as one-time Muslim’ issue. What should have been her moment was the final question about whether Wikileaks’ exposure of behind-the-scenes diplomatic communications served the public interest. Instead this was the moment at which Tony Jones’ previous excursion into irrelevancy came home to roost. Each panellist gave a brief sketch of their predictable views, but any elaboration or in-depth discussion was precluded by time considerations. Not happy Tony.

More Qanda Musings

17 Wednesday Aug 2011

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Q&A, August 15, 2011

Q&A, August 15, 2011 (Click to access the ABC page)


If you are lovely click here.

Uncouth People (You Know Who You Are) Section

Panellists: Several

Loathe as I am to inject myself into a review, I feel compelled to commence this section with an apology. Comments on my first attempt at a review of the ABC’s Q&A TV program force me to face the fact that it was rather amateurish. In brief, it waffled about. I can only beg your indulgence and try to improve this time.

This week several questions were asked on ABC’s Q&A TV program to a number of panellists, some of whom were politicians. Which brings us to that burning political issue at the PA: Whose female politicians are more fuckable, Ours or Theirs? Last week there was unanimous agreement that it is Ours.

Skip the rest, it is a lot of silly waffle.

Lovely People Section

Panellists:
Stella Young: Disability advocate.
Lachlan Harris: ex Labor staffer and media man.
Jackie Kelly: ex Liberal minister.
Malcolm Turnbull: Liberal shadow minister.
Deborah Cheetham: Indigenous Australian opera singer.
Tony Burke: Labor minister.

In the immediate aftermath of this week’s performance of the improv theatre that is the ABC’s Q&A TV program, there had been no single outstanding feature by which I felt inspired to write.

Gratifyingly, both MPs spoke calmly and behaved like grown-ups towards each other. Tony Burke had the difficult job of selling the official reason why the recently announced National Disability Insurance Scheme has to wait seven years, being two to three governments away. Malcolm Turnbull had the difficult job of showcasing his own Party leadership potential whilst supporting 100% the incumbent leader and another potential rival. Verdict on Malcolm: You might say that he backed them to the hilt.

Tony Burke struck a particular chord with me when he said the objective of the disability scheme is effective delivery, not money going out the door. I for one am heartily sick of hearing unfocused demands for more money for this or that area as an end in itself, with neither vision nor concrete objectives attached.

Malcolm Turnbull came across as quite the elder statesman, combining a degree of bipartisanship with measured criticism of the government. He also played to perfection the role of faithful Party member ably discharging his duty to defend an errant leader. The nudge-nudge wink-wink here is that he and we really know Tony Abbott is an oaf. The prize for best actor in a supporting role goes to Tony Jones for repeatedly setting up Turnbull’s faithful defender scenes. Regardless of how this drama pans out it is an interesting sub-plot in the theatre of Australian politics.

Lachlan Harris, in parallel with his real-life job as a political commentator, remained on the periphery of the discussions, making a couple of good points about the political process along the way rather than addressing issues directly, except of course where the process was the issue.

Jackie Kelly has a certain rough diamond appeal. I really related to her heartfelt hope that Penny Wong’s new baby would keep her up at nights, as poetic justice for her disapproving tutting at Jackie’s personal presentation being negatively affected when she had been an embabied MP. As Deborah Cheetham empathised “you have to live it”. I found myself growing increasingly sensitised over time to Jackie’s belligerence though. When at one point she directed it squarely at Tony Burke, he didn’t so much respond to as weather it, successfully defusing the fleeting potential for a verbal stoush. This week it was Jackie’s turn to be the guest with the socially incorrect moment, with her unfortunate ignoring of The Disabled Person’s comment about how disabled people are often ignored, in order to pursue a point Stella Young had just rebutted.

But Stella turned out not to be a Disabled Person after all. Yes she’s disabled, and visibly so, but in the end (and indeed, from the outset) she proved to be an actual person, and an intelligent and thoughtful one. It seemed apparent that it is the government’s prioritisation of the surplus target that is behind the hugely delayed implementation of the expensive Disabled Person Insurance Scheme, rather than the prominently brandished productivity commission report’s estimated time frame. Stella made an excellent point about it actualising the wasted potential of people with disabilities, enabling them to contribute economically as taxpayers and increase the surplus. But in the meantime, just get/stay healthy people.

Deborah Cheetham was introduced as an aboriginal opera singer. I dithered over whether to include a racial/cultural label in my own brief description of her above, but I came down in the affirmative because she did seem to deliberately inject a broadly Aboriginal perspective into some comments. I felt impressed by her personal togetherness. Impeccably groomed, well spoken, and above all, warm, she was the only person to explicitly characterise the disability scheme as a social justice issue, which is an indicator of the extent to which the political debate is currently mired in financial territory.

Ultimately it was the understated impact of the two “non-political” panellists that developed over time into the inspiration to put metaphorical pen to paper. OK, that and the feminist push back above. 🙂

Louting and Writing

17 Wednesday Aug 2011

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Story and Photograph by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

I think that we should not place too much emphasis on the underlying motives and motivations for rioting and looting. Once it gets big enough it’s no longer individual rage. It’s spectacle. Spectacle every bit as large and sumptuous as the royal weddings. Of which there was one only last week. Wasn’t there? People love spectacle, and now with our social media we can all be part of them, whenever the and wherever the bigger all-present Media should point our attention.
People think that there can’t be any connection between a riot and a wedding. Especially if they’re not happening at the same time. But there is, people are glued to the television screen, it’s very big, very grand. The fact is, we can’t really get excited and make large pronouncements about natural phenomenon so well. But we can get excited about people tying knots and making their desires so public.
I don’t know what you thought, but I liked the brooms, I thought they were a very nice touch. I was really looking forward to the waves of looters, waves of brooms, waves of looters. Then I read that the brooms were a media construct, and I was disappointed. The waves of looters, they were the real thing, and then those brooms, they weren’t. And there I was, foolishly, imagining that they had all been doing their thing imagining themselves to be on camera.
Off-camera, I guess it might have been a little different. The problem is, there isn’t really any such thing as off-camera any more, if you’re English. All public space and much of the private space is now on camera. What that means is that as soon as there’s a hint of trouble on the streets, anything coming after that, anyone shown anywhere, are as good as there. Any youth not wanting to get his or her face on Television this week really had to cover up with anything they could. And anyone with anything on their face was, we all know, a looter.
Not a few months ago people with something stuck on their heads were called ever-so-fortunate, and were assumed to be guests of the Royal Wedding. Can we say that the prevalence of headwear at this riot is some kind of response to the tendencies of the British upper classes to dress up their heads? Maybe, probably. Perhaps the hoodie phenomena speaks to us of the facelessness of the riot monster creature, it’s headless-but-many-eyed, limbless-but-many-armed organic/robotic octopus-like presence.
Young people like social media spectacles because they can be part of something bigger than themselves. They let go of themselves and become part of the event, the machine, and if the machine tells them to loot, to light fires, to perform, that’s what they do. It’s a performance. Performance is no longer confined to the defined and delineated event. If you are connected, then in some way your mobile phone will hear of it and will call you. You do not need to make a decision to opt in. You are called. Your presence is sought. Your participation is assumed.
We’ve all no doubt gone through some kind of trying ordeal. Gotten to the end of it exhausted and confused; confused because we could not say why we would have done such a thing, such an ultimately unprofitable thing. We couldn’t see the enormity of it before we started, and by the time we did, it was too late. I’m sure a lot of people who participated in the events of London.
But what of those who wanted a riot, went into a riot, deliberately chose to riot. Most times a riot gets put down before it really gets to the size that it can be called a riot. Perhaps we can say that in this day and age, there is only a riot where there is a television camera. And yet, generally where there is a television camera there is also police, confrontation, conflagration, and the violence is usually put out before it can escalate. Perhaps this is a case in which the predictable chain of events did not happen. Social media getting ahead of Big Media, changing the conditions. Or maybe not the Medias at all, but the players. The performers.
The Police changing their strategies. Instead of jumping in, they were directed to stand back. This spectacle changes the rules. Instead of the performance we find it was the audition. The real performance will be the next one.
What’s it going to be, the next one? While all the aristocracy of the olympiad strut their wedding finery on the field will the surrounding suburbs be holding the torch? It’s clear that many young Londoners are looking for an excuse to party. And who could blame them. They watch their Greek compatriots, the Egyptians, the Libyans, and they have some real passion in their performance. England is neither too sheltered nor too miserable for comfort. Just irritated. A year to go to the Olympics, a lot of potential partiers have just gotten their wrists slapped and their mugshots snapped.
I too was a bit shocked to hear that ballet dancers, young ambassadors, school children had been involved in the looting. Usually we just call them youths, or unemployed, or black. Even our troubles are becoming gentrified. But then, ballet dancers have been outed by Bigger Media. Hollywood Herself. As has the U.N., and therefore anything ambassador.
We’re all going to seem quite old-fashioned if we don’t start gearing up for local riots. Clearly they are where the news is. Where the eye is. Not long before brands start popping up deliberately in the flames, not just the luck of the draw. Photographers breaking windows so they can set their models on fire, what a nice piece of editorial that would be. Designers wishing and praying that theirs will be the next target. Before long we’ll all be out hitting the shops. Getting a little of that cachet.

Qanda Musings

09 Tuesday Aug 2011

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Q&A Aug 8, 2011

Q&A Aug 8, 2011 (Click to access the ABC page)


Panellists:
Tom Switzer. Conservative (right) editor.
Mark Dreyfus. Labor politician.
Noni Hazlehurst. Labor supporter and ex Playschool presenter.
Kelly O’Dwyer. Liberal politican.
Graeme Richardson. Anti-Liberal (Labor?) political commentator and ex political operator in the Labor Party.

Wow! Are good looking younger female politicians being given preferential treatment on the ABC’s Q&A TV program?

Last week they had Tanya Plibersek seated next to a fairly unsympathetic control freak member of and apologist for the right wing press. She is well spoken and only had to make Nice to look good. This week they had Kelly O’Dwyer next to Graeme Richardson. She only had to make a few remarks about behind scenes manoeuvrings in the Labor Party to look good.

But Kelly did more than that. She dominated the discussion. Usually Tony Jones prevents any individual taking control, but her interjections were done so smoothly and always courteously, particularly towards the host. Lesson there for future panellists wanting extra time. (Was there also a bit of that good looking younger woman factor?) Kelly exploited every little slip of her opponents, on one occasion ably assisted by Mark Dreyfus who actually handed her an opening on a platter by addressing a (probably intended as rhetorical) question to her. You have to watch it to see how she used this to absolutely demolish him from a debating point of view. Later she’d gathered so much rope she was in danger of hanging herself with it. But she redeemed her performance by neatly avoiding the trap of dissing Noni Hazlehurst’s views/actions outside the political sphere (unlike that Tom Switzer fellow) even supporting her with a personal story, which always goes down well. Look out Malcolm Turnbull.

By contrast Mark Dreyfus seemed to be wearily going through the motions. Moreover he came out saying Malaysia is a better solution than Nauru because almost everybody sent to Nauru was accepted into Australia! Oh dear. So much for Tanya’s Niceness the week before.

Tom Switzer supported Kelly’s financial pronouncements, sandwiching Mark Dreyfus between them. His borrowed quip about Wayne Swan’s budget demonstrating his adhesion to the Dolly Parton School of economics was rather good although as Tony Jones, who had tried to cut it off, said, no doubt well rehearsed. (An unbelievable figure, blown out of all proportion, with no visible means of support.) Proved he’s no politician however by attacking Noni Hazelhurst’s morals and hence alienating every Australian woman who became a mother in the final quarter of the twentieth century.

Does anyone know whether Richo still holds Labor Party membership BTW? From the little I watch of politics he has positioned himself in the media market as a well-informed honest commentator on Australian politics with insider understanding of the Labor Party. The resultant picture of Labor is not pretty. For example, Richardson said that the reason why Gillard will retain the Labor Party leadership is that the agreement with the 3 independents is a personal agreement between them and herself, not an agreement between them and the Labor Party. He also said “I think Labor has already lost the next election”. Notably he came out in support of onshore processing of boat people (pardon the shorthand). Perhaps he’s trying to destroy Labor in order to build them back up in a reformed version? Or is he just trying to redeem his image?

Now, from the point of view of understanding Australian politics from the inside, we need a Liberal equivalent of Richo. Maybe there is one but I can’t call them to mind.

Noni Hazlehurst tediously established her credentials as a Labor supporter by making a remark about budgie smugglers and big ears. But her remark linking Abbott with two year olds who always say no was at least original, appropriate in the context of her professional background, and got a laugh. Loved her featured reading of the Go The F**k To Sleep book and her background on why she got involved with it. And gotta love her Playschool insider bean spilling on Big Ted.

In the context of a broader question about denigrating the office of Prime Minister, the panellists were asked whether they believe Gillard is being particularly denigrated because she is a woman. Switzer ignored that part of the question. Richo and Dreyfus agreed. Noni agreed but couldn’t make a cogent case as to why, rather disastrously implying that Arabs aren’t good people along the way. I was disappointed that Kelly first ducked the issue then characterised it as a non-problem. But apart from dutifully seizing the opportunity to highlight legitimate political criticism of Gillard, it is risky politics for a female politician to support the ‘female politician as victim’ story. Particularly when the younger female politicians are performing so well on Q&A.

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