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That was my third mistake …

08 Friday Jan 2016

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Travels

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humor, Red velvet pancakes

That was my third mistake …….

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Solar Powered Hula Dancer

Story by Emmjay

Yes, mea culpa for imagining that Hawaii was the same as Disney portrayed it in the days of my youth and that it would be all Hawaii 5-0 like the 1970s.

Come on, that’s how you probably see Hawaii in your mind’s eye too.  Wafting palm trees on white sandy beaches fringes by lovely coral reefs, turquoise waters and cloudless blue skies.

On the beach there’s a stand of long boards that rely on the fact that despite the reef, there is somehow surfable waves.  Did I mention the lovely dusky grass-skirted wahines with their floral garlands and surprisingly comfortable half coconut shell bras ?   And the politely seductive hula.  Yes – that too.  There’s the hypnotic sound of ukulele and slack key guitar music, transporting one into dreamland.

Hawaii

Over the way is a benign volcano, waterfalls and lush tropical jungles interspersed with pineapple, banana, sugar cane and coconut plantations – the stuff of many many daiquiris.

The Late Great IZ

…. The Jetstar silver bird touches down gently at Honolulu International.  It is a state-owned and managed airport firmly trapped in the 1960s – a concoction of dark timber and naked concrete.  The customs people are surprisingly friendly and we are whisked to our taxi, chauffeured (by a former veteran from Texas) through an industrial landscape not unlike Mascot.

Down the Nimitz Highway and into downtown Waikiki to the Ilikai Hotel.  The Ilikai was where they filmed the start of the original Hawai’i 5-0.

We arrived exhausted after an all-nighter at about 7:30 am, Hawaii time.  “Sorry sir, the room isn’t available until 3:00 pm.”  …. Thinks  (what – there’s no other room that’ll do for a shower and a quick kip in the mean time ?).

“OK – so can we climb into our swimmers, put our bags in storage and go and snooze on one of the banana chairs by the pool ?”  “Certainly, sir.”  So that’s what we do – grab a quick shower in one of the 1960s change rooms and set up as described.  Towels provided free !

But you see, dear reader that this is Hawaii in the Winter time – which is not on paper so bad since the daily temperature range year round is 27-28 degrees.  But there’s a rider.  In Winter, it rains – hardly worth the name, but 15 or 20 sun showers per day can play havoc with a sooze outside.  We huddle two banana chairs under a large pool-side umbrella.  But apparently the Hotel does not allow the guests to MOVE the chairs.

This turns out to be a bad omen (sniffle sniffle).

We persist and eventually our upgraded room on level 23 becomes available and we score the shower, a snooze on a Hawaii Corrections Department discipline bed (honestly I could have slept on a concrete floor with a bed painted on it – and  that may have been preferable.

We rouse ourselves in time for dinner and fortunately “Claire” and Australian girl from Narrabeen who visited “Cinnamon” – the Ilikai’s casual in-house noshatorium – a few weeks ago recommended it unreservedly on TripAdviser.  I can see now with hindsight that “unreservedly” meant that she didn’t have a reservation.

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I would describe the food as nouveau Long Jetty with Pasadena accents.  I ordered the red velvet short pancake stack – not because I expected a fine dining experience, but because, by late afternoon tea time I was famished.  Now those of us unfamiliar with red velvet pancakes may benefit from a description.  Imagine a circular computer bag capable of protecting say a 12” laptop – made of fire engine red velvet, stacked on top of an identical twin.  Both of them topped with a cheeky lattice of white chocolate extrusions.  Note the above picture is a long stack, but lacks the essential half a kilo of white chocolate lattice on top.

I suppose you’d also want to know what it tasted like.  I’m not so confident I can help you here, but do you know that an average Australian adult (not completely sedentary) male needs to consume 8,700 kilojoules per day ?  Two big Macs will blow that out of the water just about.  Considering red velvet pancakes ?  Consider your baggage allowance first.

Sorry, where was I ?  Oh yes, the food thing.

Now I don’t want to get you upset by what I’m going to say.  We all know I’m not ageist or sexist beyond what would be considered approximately politically correct at an RSL prawn night, but the most alarming thing – that was to be repeated over and over during our stay on the formerly-pineappled isle, was that the waitress (goddess bless her cotton socks) – was, as the British like to say “extremely fit”.  I would like to add “ … for a person in her 70s.

She was / is a fantastic waitress, but it made me sad that I was supporting a society so ignorant of appropriately civilised norms that Americans think it’s OK for people the same age as our Nan to work shifts waiting table for slave wages.

This put FM and me in the invidious position of having to tip Nan (one was actually called “Babette” – I kid you not) 20% just so she could pay her electricity bills.  That meant that a couple of short stacks of red velvet pancakes, a couple of “weak as piss” coffees* and a pineapple daiquiri (to steady my nerves) ran out at about A$70.  Goddess help us when we had to set down to proper food.  This fortunately only happened twice in ten days – excluding breakfasts we made ourselves.

…….. next up, the 10% discount, the 20% surcharge, the $15 per day hospitality fee, the $150 discount with strings attached and the $50 Neiman Marcus voucher… subtitled “Come in sucker”

  • Tom Waits in “Night Hawks at the Diner” tells a story where he was sitting in a diner and his pork chop “got up off the plate and beat the shit out of his coffee.  Well, the coffee was too weak to defend itself, heh heh.”

A Weekend in the Riverland

26 Thursday Jun 2014

Posted by Mark in Mark, Travels

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Banrock Station, Loxton, Loxton Hotel

Houseboats moored at Loxton

Houseboats moored at Loxton

Recently the wonderful Tutu and I spent the weekend in the delightful Riverland village of Loxton. The reason we went there was many years ago I worked for a company where I would travel all over the state and up into Northern Territory. One of my jobs was to help an injured worker who lived in the township of Berri, which is just up the road from Loxton. Anyway on my return trip home I would pass through Loxton and stop at the pie shop which I can truly recommend. I was always amazed at its beauty but also its history. Beautiful old sandstone buildings just simply tug at my heart strings and I vowed that one day I would revisit the township and take it some of its beauty. Well I did and for me it was a great experience.

Loxton is a small rural town on the Murray River that serves as a commercial centre for neighboring farming districts. It has a population of just under 4000  and surrounding farms produce fruit, grapes, sorghum, barley and livestock. Tourism is also important as us “townies” flock in for the the river and the wineries. It is about 2.5 hour drive from Adelaide and the road is pretty good. We stayed at the Loxton Hotel an the accommodation was high quality as was the food in the Dining Room.

Loxton is damn hot in summer and damn cold in winter so the best time to visit is in the in-between seasons although from my view the only two months of the year not to come to South Australia would be February and August, the rest of the time it is not too bad.

The Loxton Hotel

The Loxton Hotel

Like I say, I love early Australian history so to me it is a fantastic place to visit. If that’s not you thing maybe leave it till for your grey nomad trip. Or another alternative would be to fly from Sydney to Adelaide, borrow Hung’s car, spend three days in a houseboat forgetting about anything that bothered you, return Hung’s car and fly home, easy.

Loxton Historic Town

Loxton Historic Town

Apart from the history here a trip out to Banrock Station for lunch is superb. An eco-friendly fine dining experience that is hard to turn down. Check out the hotel as they have special musical events that would be worthwhile seeing or just walk around the town and take it all in. No art gallery I’m afraid but they do have an art trail, amazing bird life and the Historical Village. Now if you visit the village it takes a good couple of hours to get around but it has been beautifully put together, old banks, post offices, schools etc all with authentic displays.

Banrock Station

Banrock Station

Here are some links.

http://www.southaustralia.com/info.aspx?id=9002400

http://www.loxtonhotel.com.au/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loxton,_South_Australia

http://www.loxtontourism.com.au/

Mind the Narrow Mind, Mind

12 Monday Nov 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Travels

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G.K. Chesterton, mind-broadening, national traits, travel

Gilbert Keith Chesterton 1936.

Story by Emmjay

It is or perhaps WAS said that travel broadens the mind.  There is no information about whether the broad minds travel, or whether travel minds the broad.  I suspect that the former might be answered in the negative. And the latter in the negative too, but there is clearly an underlying assumption that the mind could do with a spot of broadening -that it is somewhat narrow in the untraveled state.

But travel is more likely, according to G.K. Chesterton to achieve the reverse – bringing out our disapproval for places, people and practices that may differ from those with which we are familiar. He was suggesting that there may be no inherently inferior aspect, but that it is human nature to find fault on the basis of difference alone.  We tend to regard the familiar as naturally better.

Chesterton went on to say some seriously non-PC things that shout national stereotyping. I won’t repeat them because to do so is to cast scorn upon a man for having lived in a different era where it was OK to spruik generalities about “the Turk” and contrast his personal and collective peccadillos with those of the long-held to be superior British character, particularly since we know that this chap was simultaneously responsible for the genocide of over a million Armenians at the same time the ANZAC diggers were lauding him as such a worthy foe.

We may think that travellers, far away from home for long periods might not be the most unbiased observers, and in fact may themselves display characteristics not typically seen amongst their countrymen at home.   Chesterton cites the example of “the Americans”, we know as kind, polite and generous hosts in their own country curiously turning into loud dressers with even louder voices and outrageously insensitive ignorance of local manners when they are abroad.

I once met a family like that visiting Franz Joseph Glacier, South Island, NZ. It was 1973. They dragged along a teenage son who was painfully shy – well everyone looked shy next to Roger and Marjorie.  I remember the poor lad’s name to this day.  Marjorie was the photographer.  She shrieked “Stand by the glayshure, WORREN”.  Not such a difficult request since it was everywhere around us and underfoot to boot.

But I have to confess that when touring, I would have to be very homesick before I would gravitate towards many Aussie accents.  As Englishmen have never caught on to how ridiculous they look in shorts, long socks and sandals, so many Australians cannot bear to leave their stubbies and thongs locked in the wardrobe at home.  It’s as if the attire is taking the person on holidays and not the reverse.  I suppose the payback for dressing like you’re at home in the rumpus room, when you are in fact travelling overseas, is that people who cover up and wear stout shoes are the ones who survive longest when the plane falls from the sky in a ball of fire.

Thankfully, if Chesterton is right, we’ll avoid narrowing of the mind by avoiding travel – and not giving oxygen to shock jocks.  We can taste the cuisine of Tuscany at the local Italian and visit the Uffizi online.  No queues.  No deep vein thromboses.  No beggars.  No airport security.  No jetlag or snappy customs officials.  Toilet in the next room.  Safe water in the tap and no ripoff money changers.  Mind expanding ?  You bet !

Break(fast)ing News – Julian in Sydney

01 Sunday Apr 2012

Posted by Voice in Julian London, Travels

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Gold Coast identity Julian was sighted in Sydney this morning, out on the town with a few friends.

Julian Meeting Some Pigs Arm's Friends

Julian's Pigs

The Good Looking Ones Hitting the High Spots

Silver Fish

27 Saturday Nov 2010

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay, Travels

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China

Story and Painting by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

I just read a piece of…um, journalism…over at unleashed about China. I usually feel annoyed when I read stuff about China. Interesting to me is that stories about China often remind me of stories of Murdoch. “It’s big, it’s cruel, we hate it” often appears to be the crux of the story. This one I just read appeared to have been written in Starbucks after a few nights of, ah, chasing leads. Sweet Chinese girls who answer the phone with a hello.

I’ve never been to China. Only Hong Kong, not the same thing. Only guest houses and hotels, not the same thing. Even a hotel in China is not the same thing. I think it would take about as long to get a story on China as it takes to get one on Japan, and I’m thinking that’s a minimum of 18 years. The same length of time as it would take a person to get through the school system.

One thing that caught my attention about China was the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Partly because it was the first time I ever noticed the Language of Olympic, seeing more than anything else in that great extravaganza a New Improved Version of the Sydney Olympic Opening Ceremony.

But what did impress me were the fields of people making something out of almost nothing. Brushing drums to create immense music. Small gestures animating that entire field. I think China might be the only country left with that kind of concentration and discipline. So when I hear these stories of Chinese might, and as always that might rests in the cruelty and calculation of the Chinese Leaders, I think they’re stupid.

We underestimate the population of China. We count only the gazillion inside the country. How many Chinese blooded people have been born outside China? To be always somehow Chinese. It’s that invisible population that gives China the appearance of a Murdoch. China is itself a World Wide Web. It’s maybe the only country that parallels the Internet.

Cows and Annemarie

23 Tuesday Feb 2010

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman, The Other Side of the Carpark, Travels

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Battered old brown leather suitcase against a white background

When I was told that ‘Dutchies’ were popular with the girls in Melbourne, I packed a small suitcase, kick-started the Lambretta and headed south. At age 17 the discovery of Ma paw and her five daughters some years before had grown a bit wearisome and needed reviving. The change from left to right hand did not quite satisfy the yearning. I longed for a real girl friend and tales of conquests from work mates at the factory of Spectacle Makers in Clarence Street  only egged me on to at least give Melbourne a go.

I packed a suit, recently bought from Reuben’s Scarf. The two suits for the price of one was the deciding factor. The coats were a bit big and would have looked better on a Paganini just before his burial where some claim he could be heard to play his final violin concert even underground afterwards. In those days, the wearing of a suit was somewhat superfluous but with the fragile state of my confidence, I thought it would stand me in good stead with those Melbournian girls in need of a Dutchman.

My father was most circumspect of this journey by a 150cc scooter and held grave fears. Never the less, at departure I shook hands and kissed my mother. Strange, thinking back of that shaking hands business. Back in 1958 travelling to Melbourne had been undertaken before. My dad made me feel as if I was Mawson on discovery of another polar region.

The suitcase had survived the Trans Atlantic and Indian Ocean trip a  couple of years before and even though battered, it did have locks on the lid with a key that fitted. It was made of leather looking carton and also had a handy strap with a buckle just to make sure it would not open un-expectantly. The rest of the suitcase included fresh singlets, shirts with ties and some Lambretta spares, contact points, spark plug and spanner, underpants. I still had the address of a Dutch family and a lovely daughter named ‘Annemarie’ whom I had met on the trip over a year before. The table tennis tournaments on board of The Johan Van OldenBarnevelt were made more interesting by the enthusiastic playing of Annemarie, she was fast and while bending over the tennis table I noticed her teen cleavage. I was lost already then!

‘Don’t forget the catechism Gerardus Antonius,’ mother urged me with some concern of my deeply soiled soul, no doubt worried about those nocturnal emissions on singlets. “Have you got your maps handy”, mum asked kindly? Yes, mum.” What about the spare spark plug?” ‘Yes dad.’ A final handshake and a kiss to mum, I kick-started the scooter and rode away like something out of ‘High Noon’. I looked in the mirror with mum still waving but dad had gone.

The beginning of the trip went past areas that I had been before, Bankstown, Liverpool and Ingleburn. Then new territory opened up and from then on it became the adventure that lasted about three weeks. Somewhere past Gundagai and Wagga Wagga I turned left and this is where the adventure became a bit more serious. Most of the roads became gravel or dirt tracks and through steeply mountainous terrain. After about travelling a hundred kilometres or so, a huge mob of cows blocked my way. I stopped and tried to look and behave as nonchalantly as possible. I was terrified they would trample all over me and my scooter and suitcase. ‘A rampaging herd of cattle trampled a lone traveller with scooter.’ ‘My dad would read in the afternoon edition of the Mirror, with an arrow pointing to my body and dead scooter.’

They were in their hundreds and did not want to budge. Their bovine manner got to me and I thought it best to pretend to be one of them. I started mooing and instantly became one of them, disguised my scooter with branches and just waited while smoking my Graven A’s, hoping the cows would understand!.

It seemed hours but the hunger for food must have got to the cattle. A couple started sauntering past me, bellowing, and signalling perhaps for the others to follow. Then, as on cue, they all started and with incredible agility they all ran past me. The dust was choking me but I had escaped the hooves and horns of the mob of cattle.

My expected arrival at Melbourne did involve a stop prior to knocking on the door of Annemarie’s parents place and behind an old eucalypt, changed into my Ruben’s Scarf suit and did a general spruce-up!

Annemarie, here I come!

From Here to Nairobi – Chapter 5: Communing with the Ancients

20 Saturday Feb 2010

Posted by nevillecole in Neville Cole, Travels

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From here to Nairobi

 

Koobi Fora and some old fossils

Story and Photograph by Neville Cole

The wind is still blowing my curtains horizontal. I walk back to the patio to find John and Justin quietly drinking strong, sweet Kenyan coffee. Do these African guys every sleep, I wonder. John pours me a cup without having to enquire whether I’d like one.

“We’re thinking of heading up to Koobi Fora this morning.  Are you interested?”

“What’s Koobi Fora?” I ask.

“It’s a paleoanthropological archeological site,” Justin replies as if those multisyllabic words quite naturally roll off everyone’s tongue at seven in the morning; then, noting my blank expression, adds:  “Leakey established a base camp there in ‘68. He set up a Kenyan search team called the hominid gang who discovered hundreds of fossil Hominins in the area. Mostly they found Homo habilis, homo rudolfensis, and homo ergaster but they discovered Australopithecus remains up there as well. It a very important site paleoanthropologically speaking.” By now I could tell these two African boys were enjoying themselves at my expense.

“Let me have a cup of coffee before you try to explain any more of this,” I moan. “It too early for all these fucking big words.”

Justin and the Frenchies are flying up to shoot some big scene for their documentary so I thought we might as well go along to check it all out.”

“You can see the movie being made and commune with the ancients at the same time,” Justin adds, sipping slowly on the thick, black liquid in his cup. “We’d take you in the helicopter with us but they are carrying all kinds of shit with them today: wave riders, ultralights, hang gliders…the entire crew, some local Turkana hands to set everything up and, of course, all the models and Cristo.

“Cristo?” I repeated.

“That’s the name John came up with for our new mysterious, wandering friend. It was getting tiresome last night continually referring to him as friend or stranger or bearded one.”

“I decided his full name is Jesus Cristo,” John added with a cynical snort. “He’s our most glorious existential messiah.”

“Anyway,” Justin continued, “You should come up to Koobi Fora with John and check it out. It’s going to be crazy.”

I am not one to want to miss crazy, so naturally I agree to go along.

“Great,” said John getting up from the table. We leave in about an hour and don’t worry about the costs; we’ll figure it all out when we get back to Nairobi.”

The flight to Koobi Fora took us all the way to the very tip of the Jade Sea.  Here the landing strip is not only perpendicular to the prevailing wind but also covered in a three to twelve inch layer of loose blowing sand. Twenty-five feet above the ground we drop suddenly out of the sky and bounce violently to a rapid stop. “Wow!” John screams.  “Lucky we didn’t snap the landing gear with that one!  I only hope we’ll be able to lift up out of this quicksand later today.”

The ubiquitous African buggy picks us up at the strip. We see that the French crew and their small army of Turkana production assistants have arrived before us. Out of the enormous Russian helicopter has poured a mountain of equipment and that small army of Turkana production assistants. They have set about transforming the badlands landscape into a fully-fledged movie set. The first order of business it seems was to establish a base camp complete with a craft services tent and a hair and make-up station where the models will apparently to undergo some kind of prehistoric makeover.

In the distance I can just make out Justin and Cristo helping to lug two hang gliders to the top of an extinct volcano cone. Michel is talking to a couple of crew members who are busy constructing an ultra-light that will be rigged with a mounted camera. By the lake, I see a buggy unloading wave riders into the water. Jean is discussing the sequence of shots with the DP while grips set up two main cameras and and an array of reflectors. Everyone has a job to do but us.

“I’ve talked the driver into taking us down to the fossil fields,” John says tossing me a bottle of water he has snagged from craft services.

“I thought these were the fossil fields.”

“This isn’t where they find all the hominids,” John says already loping his way back to the buggy. “But Chongwe says he can take us to them.”

Our driver, Chongwe tell us he has worked at Koobi Fora for nearly half his life. As he drives us down the long, winding, rutted trail to the fossil fields he explains that searching the area for fossils has become his life’s work.

“Did you know Kamoya then?” John asks.

“Oh yes,” Chongwe smiles. “Mr. Kamoya is one of my most dear friends. I was one of the hominid gang. I helped Mr. Kamoya find Turkana boy. I was only a boy myself at the time.” Later John would explain that Kamoya Kimeu, is one of the world’s most successful fossil collectors. Kamoya worked with the Leakeys and is credited with making some of the most worlds most significant archaeological discoveries. The “Turkana Boy” Chongwe referred to was an almost complete Homo erectus skeleton found nearby in 1984.

As we trudge along the trail, Chongwe explains that, after the rains each year, the area is awash with rivulets and along each pit and gully new potential discoveries are exposed.  That is when the team really goes to work. It has been a long time since the last rains; but it is still difficult to take a step without landing your foot on a piece of ancient history.

“Look at this!” Chongwe bends to down to pick up two, small, cone-shaped objects.  “Crocodile teeth. This whole area was flooded by the lake about a million years ago.” John points out a curved fossil jutting out of gully which Chongwe says is a hippo jaw. I pick up shiny black rock about the size of a Swiss army knife.

“That is volcano rock. Over by the volcano we found an area where homo habilis made tools. That is knife for cutting fish. See? Fish bones everywhere.” We find fossils of every kind and size but our short excursion uncovers no identifiably human remains. Presumably those were all discovered soon after the last rainy season ended.

“I have done good work last season, my friends,” Chongwe smiles. “Everything there was uncovered I have found. Soon, the rains will come again and we will be out searching out for more ancient wonders.” We wandered with Chongwe for more than an hour. Slowly making our way up one gully and down the next like small children lost in a maze. Eventually we stop pulling up fossils and badgering Chongwe to identify each insignificant find. Instead, we find ourselves standing silently, trance-like, staring out over the post-apocalyptic sedimentary plain; all black lava, red claystones, brown siltstones, and grey sandstones, scattered with bone white fossils. None of us says a word for twenty minutes, maybe longer. Finally John, who has been unusually silent all morning, sidles over to me and whispers unconvincingly: “Well, this is almost as much fun as digging up graves.  Let’s go see what the Frenchies are up to.”  As we walk back to the buggy John is suddenly in the mood to talk again.

“So what do you make of that Cristo character?” he asks conspiratorially.

“Well,” I say, “he tells an interesting tale but I don’t believe much of it is true.”

“He says he’s been wandering out here for years?” John snorts. “I’ve seen backpackers who been out here for one week and they are without fail covered in welts and bites and their hair is a nappy mess. He looks like he’s just come from the spa. Did you see his hands? Not a callous on them. You are not going to wander through Africa the hard way and look like that. It is just not going to happen. If you notice, even the animals out here are covered in ticks and bites and scratches. It’s not a zoo out here. It’s the real thing! Anyway, we are agreed, right? He’s up to something. I just wish I could figure out what it is. Oh Jesus!” He says suddenly staring almost directly up into the sun. “Take a look at this, will you!”

Like Phoebus driving his chariot, the ultralight bursts out the glaring equatorial sun and buzzes directly over our heads. We scamper up the nearest hill to get a better view of the proceedings. From the top of the hill we can see the ultralight swooping down past a group of models positioned dramatically jet black lava flows. Each one stands, arms outstretched, with a thirty-foot trail of fluttering colored cloth blowing in the wind behind her. Narrowly missing the models, the ultralight turns and chases the wave riders along the lake shore; again each one carries a model clad in similar fashion to the lava sirens. Finally, the ultralight banks sharply back toward the volcanoes just in time to catch the two hang-gliders as they step off into the void and climb higher and higher into the piercingly blue sky.

“Whoa man!” says Chongwe who has scampered up the hill to join us. “This is some kind of show. Good thing we didn’t miss that!”

“What the hell is this documentary about anyway?” I wonder aloud. Nobody seems to know but we are all pretty sure it will look spectacular.

From Here to Nairobi Chapter 4 – The Tale of the Bearded Stranger

14 Sunday Feb 2010

Posted by nevillecole in Neville Cole, Travels

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From here to Nairobi

By Neville Cole

“So my friend,” Wolfgang interrupts deliberately shifting the conversation.  “How is it you chose to end up here tonight?  How did you get here?”

“I’ve been wandering around this area for years,” the bearded stranger replied matter-of-factly.

“You walked here?” Wolfgang exclaimed.  “Now that’s a story!”  Justin sat up sharply as if he’d just remembered a really big secret and leaned over to Wolfgang.

El Moyo - early morning

“He has been living in one of the El Moyo huts for a week. We blew it down this morning so I invited him to come up to the lawn tonight.

“You really walked here?” Wolfgang repeated.

“Walked, rode, drove, flew…I’ve done it all,” the stranger replied.

“He came right across the Sudan.  It’s a miracle no one shot him.”

“I got shot at,” the stranger replied. “I just never got hit.”

The way our new friend told it, he’d had been a traveller from birth.  Here is an abbreviated version of his story as he leaked it out in dribs and drabs during the course of the entire meal.

He described riding across southern Europe as a child in a gypsy caravan. His father apparently doctored farm animals and traded horses. He described picking pockets while his mother told fortunes at fairs. He talked of moving to Paris and how his parents struggled to keep the family together working in a factory.  In Paris he said he first discovered Marxism, Existentialism, and Sartre.  Then as a well-read, seventeen year old, he struck out on his own.  Drifting first to Spain and then on to Morocco he said his travels thorough North Africa proved to him that, although Europe was his birthplace, his spiritual homeland was Africa.  This was the land of the nomad, he said.  His political leanings had faded somewhat over the years but he never tired of travelling.  Somehow he managed to get by, primarily because he was well trained on getting by with just about nothing.  He spoke English, French, Romany, and enough Swahili to trade for just about anything he needed.  He was currently undertaking a solo stroll generally along the length of the Rift Valley but was more than willing to accept any ride anywhere down as many unchartered paths as possible. He admitted that actually rode a good portion of the way across the Sudan aboard a World War Two MAN troop carrier with a bunch of Dutch evangelicals headed for Cape Town. His method of funding  this existential pilgrimage was unclear but he did at several points in the story offer up a number of blunts, which were summarily passed around. His story, which I believed to be about twenty percent accurate, seemed to have the desired affect on the models, one of them had moved so close to him she could have been sitting on his lap.  She either was very turned on by his tale or really liked grass. Of course, the girls had pretty much been limited to a small crew of workmates for the past few months, so they were probably more than normally interested in some fresh meat.

As our epic dinner ends I look over to John.  He has the stare of a Vegas gambler who’s been beaten by lousy bluff.  He is obviously used to being the centre of attention and riding in the back of the Bearded Wonder’s bus isn’t sitting well.  I can see him searching for a bone to pick.

Italian painter Pino Daeni’s "The Gypsy"

“So, my gypsy friend,” he smiles suspiciously.  “You must play guitar, don’t you? Isn’t that a required part of Romany education.

“Of course,” the stranger replies.  “I play a little guitar.”

“Wolfgang,” John raises to his feet with some difficulty.  “Do you still have the guitars Peter left here all those years ago?  We need some party music.  My friend wants to play us a gypsy song and I will see if I can play along.”

Peter Beard’s vintage guitars are summoned and after some brief tuning by both players the stranger strums a slow progression then picks out a simple melody line.  John joins in with a dramatic flourish.  The two play together for a short time but it is evident that each is trying to out do the other and take the lead; however, once they each realize that they were both pretty damn good, they settle down and we all get up to dance.  Just another night at the Oasis; dancing under the stars to dueling gypsy guitars. The wine, the warm, steady breeze off the lake, the delicious food, the company, the philosophy and the laughter quickly drain my dwindling energy and by twelve-thirty, when the rest of the group is just getting going, I excuse myself and drift back to my room to sleep.  I have made it.  This is what I’ve been longing for – peace at last.

Home of the Brave. Land of the Free.

13 Saturday Feb 2010

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The Loved One

The Loved One on the Los Angeles to San Francisco Train

By Susan Merrell

It was a year ago, almost to the day that I first travelled to the United States.  It was President’s Day weekend (third Monday in February) when the plane landed in Los Angeles. It was the first Presidents’ Day where the White House incumbent was black. So, did the election of Barack Obama to the most powerful position in the country, if not the world, signify that racial prejudice and the white superiority complex was a thing of the past in America?  Did it hell.

Not a cloud was in the sky the Saturday morning we left Los Angeles for San Francisco. From the warmth of our train carriage you could be forgiven for thinking it was summer. It wasn’t. The temperature was hovering around freezing. The weather in stark contrast to what it appeared to be – as, we found, were so many other things here.

It had taken only a few hours on US soil to ascertain certain vital things. Like ‘regular’ coffee is undrinkable. If you really want to drink the coffee rather than just use the cup for warming your hands, ask for ‘espresso’. Neither is there such a thing as a ‘small’ size. Small equates to large and the sheer volume of liquid in a ‘large’ could break the drought in country Victoria.

Having only one night in LA, the ‘loved one’ and I spent it at the theatre. Playing was a musical comedy, Minskys at the Ahmanson Theatre in downtown Los Angeles – just a pleasant stroll from our hotel. Pre-theatre, we’d dined at a charming French Bistro nearby.

In the theatre foyer during interval, we amused ourselves people watching. Americans speak English, but not as we know it.

“Where yer headed?” for instance, was a question that would stump my husband time and time again.

“He wants to know where you’re going,” I’d translate.

But, be that as it may, things in LA had a certain air of familiarity grace of our televisions and movie screens. And some of those television characters were right there in that foyer. I swear, if I’d only heard her voice and not seen her face to convince me otherwise, I could easily have believed that the actress who played Robert’s mother-in-law in Everybody Loves Raymond was in that theatre foyer. You know the one – she has a high-pitched, little girl’s voice. Her voice so exaggerated that you’d think nobody could really speak like that. Wrong.

There was something disconcerting about this theatre audience that we couldn’t immediately quite put our finger on. Ditto the congenial crowd at the bistro. In a ‘light bulb’ moment it came to us. Almost everyone was white. (The exception was a couple of Rastafarians sitting in front of us at the theatre.) Where were all the dark-skinned Americans?

It’s not surprising that we, as Australians, took so long to become aware of their absence as, grace of the now defunct ‘White Australia Policy’, (Australia’s very own substantial contribution to racial discrimination) Australia’s contingent of dark skinned people, especially African, is still not large.  There’s no expectation that we will encounter many in our everyday lives.

But African/Americans make up 13.5% of the population of the US and that night in Los Angeles, African-Americans were grossly under-represented in the few places we’d been: a four-star hotel, an upmarket French Bistro and the theatre.

The next day, in the early hours of Saturday morning, cocooned in our warm, comfortable taxi en route to Union Station we found the missing Americans.

The taxi meter had not clicked over very far when mean streets replaced the congenial boulevards of downtown LA. They were bustling with humanity unlike the still empty weekend streets surrounding our hotel. Clearly homeless, these people were wrapped in blankets against the cold. It seems when you’re homeless and it’s freezing sleeping late is not that desirable.

And it was very cold. Warm breath turned white when it made contact with the icy LA morning. People blew this warmth onto their hands to thaw out rigid fingers. They were queuing. I don’t know why. Perhaps for food, perhaps for work. There were few Caucasians. Poverty and skin colour seemed to be bedfellows in downtown Los Angeles.

To give further credence to this developing theory, in our first class cabin on board the train to San Francisco all were Caucasian.

Notwithstanding this, the people with whom we struck up a conversation were nice, decent, friendly people…except…when we started to talk politics their necks grew increasingly red.

They had an evangelical approach to democracy.  Wishing to impart their beliefs worldwide they favoured doing so whether the recipients of their largesse wanted it or no.  It was their justification in advocating the right – nay the duty – of America to intercede in global skirmishes and, if necessary, to invade other sovereign nations. “It’s for their own good, you know.”

Opinions were resolute even after I’d identified myself as an Australian journalist and asked if I could record the conversation and quote it in future articles. They were delighted to cooperate and it wasn’t too long into the conversation that I realised their ease in expressing their prejudice had a lot to do with the colour of my skin.  They’d assumed because I was white I was simpatico.

The scenario was akin to the episode in Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Borat movie where a bunch of young American men’s reactionary views escalate into something grotesque with the encouragement of Borat and alcohol. I wasn’t encouraging them, in fact I struggled to remain neutral, to rein in my often shocked reaction in order to let their voices through.

Only one of my co-travellers suspected that I might in the future betray them in print.

“You’re going home to tell of these cock-sure Americans. I bet,” he said to me as he left the club carriage. Bingo!

From Here to Nairobi Chapter 3 – Art for Sartre’s Sake

09 Tuesday Feb 2010

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"Mr Dali, do you use a dictaphone ? No, I usually use a lobster."

Story By Neville Cole

Dinner arrives not a minute too soon. Most of us have been drinking for more than two hours already and we are all quite besotted. Meals at the Oasis are served family style so introductions are quite naturally in order. Everyone seems most interested in learning more about the bearded stranger taking his seat at the table. All he will offer up is that he no longer uses a name but that he will always answer to “friend”. Most of the group appears quite willing to accept this rather peculiar comment and leave him to his anonymity; John, of course, is not one of them. Leaping to his feet he is clearly ready to pepper “friend” with further questions but his attack is cut short by a more pressing need: food.

The meal starts all out quite remarkably with an appetizer of Lobster Turkana (actually Nile Perch in a white crème sauce but Michel, after one bite, spits his on the floor later explaining he is allergic to crustaceans and was momentarily convinced it really was lobster). Perhaps feeling a need to draw attention away from the retching Michel and more importantly to himself, John seizes that exact moment to raise himself up to his full, gangly height and call the entire table to attention.

“I’d like to make a toast…” he says while keeping quite remarkable balance for one so tall and tipsy. “To Wolfgang… to Lake Turkana… to beautiful African skies and even more beautiful women!” Now, that was something the whole group could agree on, and glasses around the table were duly raised.

I can’t help but think that we look quite a sight this night. The bearded stranger sitting at the center of our long table and the rest of us spread out to either side disciple-like with John next to me at the far end.  I can already tell that John is more than primed to play the part of Judas. Of course, unlike The Last Supper, our two dozen or so includes four strikingly gorgeous girls. The girls don’t say much and they eat even less. In fact, until three bowls of salad are set down before us, not one them has a single bite.

I find myself transfixed by the tall blond next to me who is diligently carving her tomato into impossibly thin slices and savoring each bite with almost orgasmic delight.

“You really like that tomato, don’t you” I ask finally.

“Mmm, yes” she answers with a distinct Russian burr. “I have not ever tasted such a flavor.”

“They are very good, aren’t they? You can really tell that they are fruit.”

“Fruit?” the Russian says while posing seductively with a thin slice of tomato poised next to her full lips.

“Yes, you know…” I continue. “As opposed to vegetable… I always had a hard time thinking of tomatoes as fruit because in the States where I live they don’t have much flavor.”

“Mmmm?” she adds with little conviction. “I suppose you must be right.”

I am clearly losing the battle for her attention so John leaps into the fray.

“Neville is a writer and a filmmaker too” he exaggerates. His interruption fails to hit its mark. The Russian continues on her oblivious tomato-loving way. However, all is not completely lost and Michel turns to me with sudden curiosity.

“You are filmmaker? You did not say this earlier. What film you make?”

“I’m not a filmmaker, exactly.” I have to admit. “I make videos. They’re kind of like travel videos, but not exactly…and I write kind of a travel blog, but not exactly.” I’ve never been very comfortable describing what I do and this floundering attempt quickly loses everyone’s interest and imagination and is quite rightly overshadowed by the arrival of the main course, a mountain of grilled perch filets and fresh vegetables.  Before we can fill our plates, the bearded stranger raises himself up and all eyes are immediately drawn to him.

 “My friends,” he says warmly. I have a toast for us tonight as well…” His toast is delivered in what appears to my ears to be almost perfect French. When it is completed we all drink with the requisite convivial gusto but John in his typical fashion is the first of us to ask for clarification.

“Why don’t you translate your toast for the rest of us so that we can all know what we just drank to?”

“Of course,” the bearded one smiles. “I said: What we choose is always the better; and nothing can be better for us unless it is better for all.  We have all chosen to be here together in Africa tonight and that I believe is a good thing for all of us.” 

I look over at Jean. He is sipping his wine and whispering quietly but with great sincerity something about “l’essence” and “l’existance.”

“What was that last bit, Jean?”  John asks with a cheeky smirk.  “I guessing some more Sartre, but it’s been years since I discussed French existential thought.  I’m afraid I’m a tad rusty.

“Very good, my friend. You are correct. We are both quoting Sartre.” The bearded one replies. Jean reminded us that: “Existence comes before essence.”

“Is that supposed to mean something?” I ask myself before realizing I have just spoken my thoughts out loud.

The bearded stranger holds out his glass of wine.  “It’s like this glass,” he says holding it to the light. The person who created this had a one purpose in mind – to make a beautiful container for wine. Whoever made it knew exactly what it would be used for.  The glass is made in a certain, definable manner and precisely for a specific purpose.  In the case of this glass, its essence – the sum of its production and its purpose – came before its existence.  The same is not true of us. We exist first then create our own essence.  Our choices determine what we are.”

“And God or some supreme being doesn’t enter into it?” John asks, quite obviously simply for the sake of stirring the philosophical pot.”

“Man is his own creator. As Sartre wrote: “There is no supernal artisan. There is no human nature because there is no God to have a conception of it. Man simply is. He is in possession of himself and the responsibility for his existence is squarely upon his own shoulders.” The bearded one then finishes off his glass and reaches for a new bottle of wine.

“I agree with the whole self-determination idea,” John says without a trace of cynicism, “but I don’t see how that necessarily excludes the hand of God from setting the whole thing in motion.”

“It’s science, man!” Justin suddenly blurts while knocking over his wine glass for added effect.  “Everything fits together.  Look around you, the formula works.  We are all one fucking big science project!”

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