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The Adventures of Mongrel & the Runt

Singing in the Shower

04 Friday Feb 2011

Posted by Mark in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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By Warrigal Mirriyuula

 

Warrigal Sings For His Supper

 

Yes, I have to admit, I sing in the shower. I always have done, and what’s more the shower repertoire has stayed much the same for many years, though different songs do seem to “star” at different times.

 

It’s my father’s fault. He always sang in the shower, usually hymns he learned under duress from his lay preacher father though he had a fondness for “Remember The Red River Valley” and always threatened to turn “Abide With Me” into a cha cha. I have included “I Dream Of Genie” as a tribute to him; though the lyrics he sang were entirely of a different colour scheme, predominantly blue.

 

So here they are, some of the usual suspects from showertime. Get yourself a towel and some soap and knock yourself out.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCgf6_M7i4&feature=related

Diana Krall Fly Me To The Moon

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_VOU93wvKc

The Duprees You Belong To Me

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0udu4KYv1zI

Jeremy Brett On The Street Where You Live

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy8ba2eL7cI

The Sandford Townsend Band Smoke From A Distant Fire

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt75y38J00s

Joe Walsh Rocky Mountain Way

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Po9CZRzzWI&feature=related

John MacCormack I Dream Of Genie

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gytmVi-Wh5w

The Temptations Night And Day

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5BBFQo3dc

The Beatles Here There And Everywhere

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xzFemv8Ld0

Gloria Estefan Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sX5fq9kUiQ

Bobbie Gentry Ode To Billy Joe

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaRMum_gWU

Jo Stafford Autumn Leaves

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPKA9U6ik8

Val Doonican Delaney’s Donkey

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw&feature=related

Lonnie Donegan My Old Man’s A Dustman

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdTBml4oOZ8

Luciano Pavarotti Nessum Dorma

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjKkdRwbAEs

Peggy Lee & Bing Crosby Slow Boat To China

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2Xa4RUBCk

Pattie Page Old Cape Cod

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2rZWaasvww&feature=related

Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYRz5_rnSo0

Nat King Cole I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself a Letter

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXJL7tlECg0

Dean Martin Everybody Loves Somebody

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iub6PQxUJgQ&feature=fvst

Gram Parsons Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

 

Friday Night on Saturday

29 Saturday Jan 2011

Posted by Mark in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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humor, music, Warrigal

By Warrigal Mirriyuula

 

Getting In Touch With My Inner Gay Guy

It’s a great pity that men who enjoy a little musical theatre every now an then are often dismissed as tired and emotional gays guys with little or no grip on reality. It’s said that the merest sight of Judy Garland can send them into paroxysms of hand flapping and gushing praise.

Well I enjoy a well turned out musical and frankly my inner gay guy has helped me out of some scrapes that the deployment of my more masculine tendencies would have seen me throttled, or worse.

So; got ya tights on? It’s time we went into our dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr71H1nb3Q

There’s No Business Like Show Business from Annie Get Your Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C6J9gij5SQ

Oh What A Beautiful Morning from Oklahoma!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuHAh-2xGxw

If I Loved You from Carousel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY

Why Can’t The English Teach Their Children How To Speak from My Fair Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuwyTzAQH8

Hernandos Hideaway from The Pyjama Game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QS7wWzwak4

“America” from West Side Story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LzmdovYoAI

Consider Yourself from Oliver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oimHJCURbo

The Lambeth Walk from Me And My Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wCXr_6wgns

What’s The Matter With Kids Today from Bye Bye Birdie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q&feature=related

Money Makes The World Go Around from Caberet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95cECKO3-A8&feature=related

I Will Wait For You from The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GY-dgWfjwM

Lullaby In Ragtime from The Five Pennies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ9rSeu1CR0

The Music Goes Round and Round from The Five Pennies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QffCZs-bg

Tonight from West Side Story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMauNjr7_ZE

Tenterfield Saddler from The Boy From Oz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kzsZreG0o&feature=related

Sit Down You’re Rocking The Boat from Guys and Dolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

Sweet Transvestite from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRnbtRPC6v4

Thank Heaven For Little Girls from Gigi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akGziOmgEvs

Hello Dolly from Hello Dolly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

Flash Bang Wallop from Half A Sixpence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaY4OeSbN30

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire from High Society

Australia Day

26 Wednesday Jan 2011

Posted by Mark in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Tags

Australia, cricket, Warrigal

Warning Emmjay has fixed the crappy spelling in this Warrigal Meisterpiece

Australia Day. It’s all GOOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKDvx61q2s

Richard Clapton The Best Years Of Our Lives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk

Icehouse Great Southern Land

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HImcaPDmfBY

Russell Morris The Real Thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VdrjORe7kw

Goanna Every Passing Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrDSh7WWdZs

Cold Chisel Star Hotel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avw1ddNHKmE

Australian Crawl The Boys Light Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbcAQ9SqmM

Ronnie Burns Smiley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-UAtW8f0wA

Healing Force Golden Miles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWOJ6c9JUrA

Axiom Little Ray Of Sunshine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUmtSpGhMEs

The Dingoes Way Out West

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9LGIbXpeGE

Spectrum I’ll Be Gone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IftzPmA3zE

The Easybeats Friday On My Mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgisVaSagt8&feature=fvst

Do Re Mi Man Overboard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtGUt703oA

The Porkers Swingin’ Like Tiger Woods

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpNAX0LGdCo

The Reels Love Will Find A Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQOlwMKpmvQ

Crowded House Better Be Home Soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvzzgk_jEY&feature=related

Matt Taylor & Chain I Remember When I Was Young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9iOk8PqkKs

AC/DC It’s A Long Way To The Shop If Ya Wanna Sausage Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgkfrKhnEiQ&feature=fvst

Billy Thorpe Most People I Know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYzQb6cc5E

The Divynils Pleasure And Pain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2D84Ma-CxI&feature=related

The Sunnyboys Alone With You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFrPdTw_ik&feature=related

Jo Jo Zep & The Falcons Hit & Run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I01s45kPS6I

Renee Geyer It Only Happens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxZjEw0ZcDo&feature=related

Wendy Matthews The Day You Went Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADlAc-NsDng

The Waifs Lighthouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK-hMz_OXA&feature=related

Bertie Blackman In The Air Tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoEa50-lMWk

The Sunpilots Metric System

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H11hii4za7g

Blue King Brown  Water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-qGjF02_E

Nabarlek Brown Bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8-YMpYbRqY&feature=related

Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu Wiyathul

Warrigal’s Friday Music – The Human Condition

21 Friday Jan 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Jackson Browne Running On Empty

Paul Young Everything Must Change

Simply Red  Holding Back The Years

Daryl & John Oates Do What You Want, Be What You Are

Linda Ronstadt Desperado

Judy Collins Both Sides Now

Sandy Denny Who Knows Where The Time Goes

Goanna Livin’ On The Razors Edge

Harry Chapin Cats In The Cradle

Dianna Krall Lets Face The Music And Dance

Elvis Costello & The Attractions Shipbuilding

XTC Making Plans For Nigel

Blood Sweat and Tears Alone

Glen Campbell Wichita Lineman

Harry Nilsson Everybody’s Talking At Me

Prince Sign Of The Times

Jimmi Hendrix All Along The Watchtower

Lou Reed Take A Walk On The Wild Side

Marvin Gaye What’s Goin’ On

Johnny Cash Hurt

Jackson Brown The Pretender

Wired World of Warrigal

14 Friday Jan 2011

Posted by Mark in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Tags

Friday, music, Nimmow, Warrigal

by Warrigal

Picture by Warrigal

Friday night will never be the same folks, enjoy. PS: One of my favourite Warrigal pictures, the Nimmow surfing the wave, beautiful.

 

The Stone Poneys featuring Linda Ronstadt Different Drum

Emmylou Harris The Ballad of Pancho and Lefty

Phoebe Snow Poetry Man

Joni Mitchell Down To You

Sandie Shaw Always Something There To Remind Me

Rotary Connection featuring Minnie Ripperton Teach Me How To Fly

Donna Summer State Of Independence

Dionne Warwick Don’t Make Me Over

Mary Wells My Guy

Diana Ross Chain Reaction

Kylie Minogue & Nick Cave Where The Wild Roses Grow

Annie Lennox Why

Chrissy Hynde & The Pretenders Don’ Get Me Wrong

Bjork It’s Oh So Quiet

Julie London Two Sleepy People

Helen Shapiro It Might As Well Rain Until September

Aretha Franklin Say A Little Prayer

Janis Joplin Piece Of My Heart

Astrid Gilberto The Girl From Ipanema

Dusty Springfield Nothing Has Been Proved

Ella Fitzgerald Anything Goes

This week it’s all women. There has been no attempt to be definitive with this assemblage. As usual they were chosen as they occurred to me for no better reason than I’m particularly fond of all these tracks for one reason or another.

Happy listening.

WM

15 Mongrel & The Runt – The Dogs Of Christmas Part 02

06 Thursday Jan 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Dogs, Molong

The ridge and trough country to the west of Molong where "The Battle of Noonan's Field" took place

By Warrigal Mirriyuula

The Runt was awake before sunrise and he and Owain had had some sport with the rabbits that infested the rough ground between the cypresses. Owain had been a little nonplussed by the notion of eating the rabbits they’d killed, but his hunger was sharper than his uncertainty about the furry food. Watching the Runt devour a kitten he soon caught on and they’d both eaten their fill. There were several limp bloodied carcasses for the other dogs.

As the morning sun split the eastern horizon the big dogs breakfasted on the rabbits, then the pack went off to find a drink.

A short while later the dogs were gathered around a pool of muddy water lying in a rocky depression in an outcrop that erupted from the sparse soil over the spine of the ridge. The sun was now blazing over the eastern horizon and a stiff breeze was blowing from the west. The dogs slopped up all the water they could. It was going to be a hot day.

As soon as the pack was watered Mongrel gave a commanding bark and set off to pick up the spore again. The other dogs set off after him, falling into battle order as they chased after Mongrel. Loccy, Ronnie and Chester out on the left flank behind, Mongrel and The Runt running centre on the main spore while King and Owain held a tight right flank ahead.

This arrangement of forces served them well as they pursued their quarry. The spread allowed them to identify a number of spores that seemed to be weaving together as the Molong pack followed the scent through the scrub. The main spore was strong and recent and Mongrel kept his nose to the dirt all of the morning and into the afternoon.

During that long hot day the Molong pack had traversed a wide circle on the trail of the weaving ribbons of scent and their pursuit had brought them back to the paddock below their bivouac on the ridge above Paddy Noonan’s place. As the late afternoon sun beat down Mongrel sensed the spore strengthening and he knew their quarry couldn’t be far away.

The Runt was out in front scouting the scent when he stopped dead in his tracks, his one good ear pricked and his little nose twitching. Through the sparse scrub along the fence line the Runt had finally sighted their quarry, a pack of feral dogs, little more than thirty yards away, resting in the shade of a copse of manna gums. They were more numerous than the Molong pack but they didn’t carry the weight at the top end. A few of the smaller members were scrapping amongst themselves, honing their fighting skills. It appeared that there were only three big dogs plus their leader. A really big tan coloured hound.

The Runt made his way back to Mongrel and the Molong pack and passed the message that they had at last come upon their target, the focus of their peripatetic peregrinations over the last two days. Here at last was the source of the scent that Mongrel had first smelled weeks ago when a grazier from out this way had come into town with dead sheep in the back of his ute. Mongrel had smelled it again a few days later when another bloke turned up in town with some dead lambs.

It was the smell of a foreign dog pack; a wild smell, a deadly smell, and the men of Molong became deeply concerned over the matter. There’d been a meeting in the town hall, a lot of shouting and waving of fists. The town was alarmed and uncertainty contaminated the usually equable tenor of the people.

Mongrel by now had felt his blood rising. This was his town too, these upset farmers were his people, his pack and these interlopers could not to be tolerated.

His resolve to get rid of these strange dogs had not wavered since the town hall meeting, and now here they were come upon the enemy at last.

The ferals’ copse was adjacent to the bottom fence of a large elongated paddock that ran between two high ridges of limestone. At the upper end of the paddock about fifty sheep were grazing peacefully. The ferals had obviously chosen the flock for tonight’s menu. Also at the top end of the paddock the Molong pack had drawn up in the low scrub just inside the paddock fence line a few hundred yards from the feral pack.

At a command from the big tan hound the ferals began to move stealthily up the fence towards to the top of the paddock and the sheep. The Molong pack crawled forward to the edge of the scrub and lurked in the long grass waiting on the feral advance. It was important that the sheep be gotten away from any fight that may ensue so Owain and his wingman King crawled out to the very edge of the cover, both twitching at the prospect of the imminent clash and their respective roles. The rest of the Molong pack divided into two units; Mongel and Loccy in one, Ronnie and Chester the other. As lookout The Runt had made his way to a rock a little higher up the ridge and was belly down looking over the edge as the two forces inched closer to one another. The ferals were still completely unaware of the presence of the Molong pack.

The ferals, now only fifty or so yards from the sheep and still able to maintain good cover until they’d have been almost amongst their grazing prey, foolishly chose that moment to begin their charge.

There was simply no more time for further organisation. The Molong pack sprang into action.

Owain burst from the scrub with King on his wing. Both dogs were now between the sheep and the attacking ferals. The corgi made straight for the sheep while King ran protection between Owain and the sheep and the feral pack. The ferals had obviously planned to drive the sheep further into the corner of the paddock where they could contain them and pick them off as they chose. It was a good plan as far as feral dogs were concerned. It had one major flaw. The ferals would be exposed as soon as they began the drive across the open paddock. The sheep would scatter and the dogs would have had to chase down the sheep one by one, but now having exposed themselves the ferals were completely committed to the attack and found themselves out in the open paddock confused by the sudden appearance of these other two dogs

While Owain pushed, then turned the sheep from their corner of the paddock and drove them down the fence line King turned to confront the ferals. The ferals made their first mistake in assuming that it was just the little dog and the shepherd.

Then almost immediately they made their next mistake in assuming that their numbers would take the day. There were about a dozen dogs in the feral pack, all lean and hungry mongrels, yellow eyed curs the lot of them, ranging in size from a couple of small to medium terrier crosses to the alpha, a mighty Ridgeback cross with a huge scarred head and a broken upper right canine. The alpha pulled up short and looked at King, growling ominously. King stood his ground and responded in kind. His blood was up and he was fit for the fight.

The rest of the ferals stopped too, the sheep for the moment forgotten. Owain had them half way down the paddock anyway and was driving the tight mob like the consummate little professional he was. This was Owain’s thing. His reason for being; and the little corgi felt like he was at home again, driving his welsh black sheep across the craggy redoubts of his old mountain home

The ferals turned and tightened into a narrow fan behind the alpha. Snarling and barking at King they began to move in to back up their boss. Their hackles were up, their heads were down, these dogs meant business. King would be an easy mark for the whole pack. A soft town dog not accustomed to fighting for his life.

It was the last mistake some of the feral pack would make.

In the frenzied blur of the first few seconds of the feral attack King took a serious licking. It was almost enough to do for him but he gave almost as good as he got, snapping the neck of one mongrel, tearing the ear off another, crunching the paw of a third; and in those few seconds the rest of the Molong pack exploded from the high grass and woody weeds along the fence line. They joined the fray in a classic pincer movement, attacking the ferals from behind.

It was Loccy’s moment to shine. Like some demented dog crane the powerful wolfhound just tore dogs out of the tight snarling, roiling mass of dog flesh piled on top of King and tossed them aside with a mighty shake and flip, breaking the neck of another small feral, and seriously discouraging others of greater size. Mongrel had a collie cross by the throat while Ronnie and Chester took to the alpha and had him by a leg and the neck, but this big dog hadn’t survived this long without buckets of courage and wiles that had made him a feral alpha. He tore a chunk out of the flap of skin at Chester’s elbow and the cattle dog yelped and dropped off the alpha’s leg. Ronnie tightened his grip on the alpha’s neck but now the alpha’s legs were free he swung his bulk under Ronnie and toppled the Rottie off to the side.

Ronnie rolled and recovered, turning immediately to rejoin the melee. Now Mongrel had the big alpha by the cheek and the alpha, enraged, was trying to get free without tearing half his face off; but then, while Loccy bounded down a lesser member of the feral pack and did the dog prodigious damage, Ronnie, Chester and even King, now a little recovered and ready to have at it again, had the big alpha fixed in their combined sights.

While the rest of the Molong pack fought their way through the few remaining feral dogs to support Mongrel and get at the boss feral, Mongrel and the alpha turned in a tense, terrible, bloody dance to the grizzly accompaniment of their mutually ferocious growling.

With the Chester and Ronnie making short work of the other ferals and Loccy bounding back up the paddock to take another victim, the alpha knew it was now or never. With a howl that echoed of the rocks of the ridge the alpha, pumped to bursting with adrenalin, tore away from Mongrel, his face streaming with blood.

Mongrel, unanchored, tumbled over and the alpha had just enough time to turn and run before he would have been taken again by the reorganising Molong pack. He was a powerful dog with a long stride and despite his many injuries he soon outran Chester and Ronnie who had given committed chase.

Mongrel, his snout covered in gore, barked exultantly then howled at the rising moon, a righteous celebration of their combined success. Chester and Ronnie drew up their pursuit and turned to rejoin Mongrel, howling too as they trotted triumphant across the now darkening field. Owain even joined in from the far end of the paddock.

Deserting the sheep, which had come quite happily under his expert guidance to the safest corner of the paddock, far away from the fury of the dog fight, the little corgi ran as fast as he could, barking all the way to join in the pack song with Mongrel. King and Loccy were there too, Loccy contributing his own unusual howl to the canine chorale, while the weakened King mustered a croaky bark now and then.

The Molong pack rampant was something to behold and when the Runt finally joined the rejoicing pack from the deepening moon shadows in the direction the alpha had just escaped, their circle was complete.

The magnificent seven from Molong howled and barked until it was full dark

With the Molong pack celebrating between them and their retreating leader, the broken mongrels of the feral pack slunk away into the shadows to lick their wounds. Defeated and leaderless they were worse than useless. Of the eight feral survivors of the pack fight, all were injured in some way, a few mortally. Their bodies would rot where they dropped in some defile, some deathly retreat, and the world would neither know nor care. As for the survivors, again no one would care? They might make it alone, they might join a new pack, or they might just disappear into the great bush of western New South Wales; a perennial pest, out of place and out of time, just waiting on the graziers gun.

With the moon now riding high in the night sky the Molong pack wearily climbed back up to their bivouac on top of the ridge. The fight had cost them too and they had their own wounds to lick.

That night they all slept up close, a tight pack of dogs having been welded to one another by mutual adversity. The only real difference between them and the surviving ferals now dispersing through the moonlit bush was Molong, the town and its people, which even now that the job was done was calling them back with a song of home and hearth.

At first light the dogs awoke to find Mongrel and Loccy had gone. The Runt ran a quick scout and determined that the two dogs had gone after the escaping ridgeback. The Runt was in two minds as to whether to follow and ran along the scent for a few yards and back again, but he could have had no role if Loccy and Mongrel finally caught up with the alpha feral. He was too small.

Besides the other dogs weren’t as familiar as he was with this country to the southwest of town and King needed company as he convalesced.

Reluctantly the Runt went back to the other dogs and organised them for the slow trip home.

All that hot day Mongrel and Loccy pursued the big ridgeback across the paddocks, around hills and over dry creek lines. They lost the spore at one point and circled aimlessly in long grass until they picked it up again. The ridgeback was injured and the dropped blood had made him initially easy to follow but as the day wore on and they still hadn’t spotted the alpha feral the blood had stopped and the dogs were left to pick up the dissipating complex molecules of dogscent the ridgeback left in the grass and at every foot fall. It was hard work concentrating on that one scent to the exclusion of the distractions of all the others and Loccy and Mongrel, now many miles from Molong and still following the alpha south, had almost given up when at last they sighted him taking a drink from a drying pool in an intermittent creek bed. Mongrel and Loccy had been scrupulously careful to remain downwind of the spore all day and now it had paid off. There was their quarry. The breeze blew his scent to them strong and definite.

As the ridgeback turned from the pool to rest in the shade of a nearby gully Mongrel and Loccy could clearly see he was limping. That had been Chester’s work. Leave alone the gammy leg, the feral leader was in a bad way. He was dog tired and his head was a gruesome mess of dried black flyblown blood and his neck, body and legs were covered in deep lacerations, having paid the price yet again for the wild life he’d led.

Mongrel and Loccy went down on their bellies and began to inch forward towards the drop off into the gully in which the ridgeback was resting. Mongrel was an old hand at this manoeuvre, having won many a tasty titbit from the amused drunks outside Jimmy’s with just this trick. It was astonishing how small a profile Loccy could fit for a dog that stood nearly four feet high and weighed nearly ten stone; though given his long spindly legs, his crawl was somewhat more awkward than Mongrel’s.

They maintained cover downwind until they were almost on top of the ridgeback. Stopping in the long grass the two Molong dogs exchanged a complex semaphore of facial expressions and body and tail postures. They briefly, gently licked one another’s snouts for courage, just to let each other know they were in this together. It was death or glory.

The two dogs slid and tumbled into the open mouth of the gully cutting of the ridgebacks escape to open ground. They took up aggressive postures, growling and snarling at the ridgeback, ready for the final attack.

The ridgeback was almost all in. His left rear pastern was crushed and matted with blood, he was covered in cuts and lacerations and his head was a horror of gelatinous scabbing and exposed flesh. During the heat of the day’s pursuit flies had done their work and the injury was alive with hatching maggots. The ridgeback had the stench of death on him.

The once proud leader didn’t respond to the Molong dogs’ snarling. He whimpered a little and tried to retreat further into the wall of the gully. He was dribbling from the pizzle and entirely submissive.

Without an aggressive response Loccy and Mongrel didn’t quite know what to do. Mongrel barked at the ridgeback but he only whimpered back. He was a broken dog.

Mongrel and Loccy sauntered off to take a drink from the pool where they’d first sighted the ridgeback. This was odd. Not what they’d been prepared for and once again it was Loccy that resolved the situation. He finished his drink and went and sat down near the ridgeback, giving the feral dog a good deep growl just to be sure he didn’t get the wrong idea.

Mongrel joined Loccy and the quiet presence of the two other dogs seemed to calm the feral. He continued licking his wounds as best he could but his head injury was slowly sapping what little vitality he had left. He was dying. It was just a matter of time.

Loccy and Mongrel took to licking their own wounds, sleeping fitfully from time to time.

The sun went down and the moon rose through the trees to begin its nightly journey across the sky. The big ridgeback was now unconscious and his breathing was shallow.

Some time later Mongrel and Loccy noticed that the big dog had gone quiet. They got up and gave his stiff cooling carcase a sniff. He was gone. Loccy gave the body a shove with his snout. No response.

It was over. The job was done. They left the dead ridgeback in the gully and the two weary dogs turned for home. It was going to be a long walk through the night.

By the time the two bone tired dogs arrived back at the rectory it had gone past two in the morning. The waning moon was high in the night sky and the dogs sat together on the moonlit verandah for a while. If they had been men they might have fallen into desultory conversation about their exploits and those of their fellows, as weary heroes will. But they were dogs and all they were feeling was a strong bond between them and the sense of security that being home elicited in every tired fibre of their being. For dogs aren’t philosophers. They’re practical pragmatic beings of enormous empathy. All it takes for them to be happy is for those around them to be happy.

Mongrel and Loccy were simply happy to be home.

In time Loccy got up and gave Mongrel a lick on the head. Mongrel yawned and got up too. Loccy went over to the door and standing up on his hind legs rang the doorbell. Mongrel joined him by the darkened doorway. Presently the verandah light went on and the sleepy eyed gardening father opened the door in his night shirt. He did a double take, thinking at first that there was no one there, then seeing the dogs.

Half asleep he opened the flyscreen door and allowed the tall hound in.

“Loccy….”, half statement, half question, was all he managed, yawning at the same time. He began to close the door. Mongrel barked and Loccy stopped in the hall and barked back. The father closed the door and turned out the verandah light.

“Quieten down Loccy. You’ll have the whole house up.” The father looked at Loccy in the hallway light. The dog was a mess. His wiry coat was full of grass seeds and burrs, bits of him were covered in matted mud and was that blood all over his side? “Where have you been these last few nights anyway?” Loccy just nuzzled the father. “And who was that other dog I saw you with? You’ve certainly got some explaining to do mister.” the father all the while stroking Loccy’s head as they made their way through the darkened rectory. The place hadn’t been the same without Loccy.

Mongrel was alone now, making his way back to the house in Shields Lane. He was dog tired and had some healing to do but he began to trot and then the trot turned to a run and then Mongrel spent the last of himself getting home as quickly as he could.

The sound of Mongrels claws scratching the bitumen and kicking away the gravel as he bolted down the last bit of Shields Lane awakened the Runt who was asleep on the blankets on the verandah. The little dog ran to meet his mate and they greeted one another like it had been weeks rather than just a day. The Runt was jumping up and nipping Mongrel and licking him but all Mongrel wanted was a quick drink and then the oblivion of the blankets.

The dogs lay down together, the Runt snuggled under Mongrel’s back leg as was their custom, and soon they were asleep.

When the sun came up again it would be Christmas Eve but the dogs had already given the town their gift.

14 Mongrel & the Runt – The Dogs of Christmas Part 01

01 Saturday Jan 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Mongrel, Runt

The Dog Posse

Story and Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

It was Christmas Week in Molong and the town was buzzing with seasonal activity. There was shopping to do and Christmas preparations for the mothers; gardening, clean up and repair work for the fathers. For the kids it was Christmas holidays and from this end they might as well go on forever. All over town kids were out. They were kicking balls and riding bikes and running wild all over Molong. They were swimming at the baths and hunting for adventure along the creek. There were several impromptu junior test matches on any area of open grass. They were making bows and arrows and going through caps in their little silver guns as if “the West” had never been won; and all the family dogs were out too, joining in all the running, tumbling, boisterous fun.

Any dog owner worth their salt will tell you they enjoy a special kind of relationship with their canine companion. Some invest their friend with wisdom beyond their species and spend their time in conversation with the dog as if it were the font of all wisdom. Still others form a conspiracy with their dog and over time they come to do things with each other that would be impossible for either alone; others just enjoy the fun, the unconditional affection and friendship that is the dog’s stock in trade. Indeed there are as many kinds of relationships as there are dogs and humans to form them. That’s the wonder of dogs.

However not all dogs are lucky enough to form this bond. They have no human companion to care about them and look to their wellbeing. Some are abandoned as pups, or mature dogs, and are forced to survive how they can. Others are cruelly treated and simply run away.

Some find new homes but many of these dogs die. Some of starvation, others of disease; and many die in dog fights, either with more powerful domestic pets, though more likely in the rough and tumble of living the feral life where the rules are completely different to those soft enforcements that characterise the human companion’s life.

However, there are commonalities to all dogs no matter their circumstances. They are pack animals best suited to a hierarchically structured life within that pack. They are highly territorial and will often fight to protect their turf. They are intelligent, cooperative problem solvers not unlike humans and they display courage, compassion and a confounding insight on occasion.

So it was that in the week before Christmas Mongrel was to be found looking out for the big Rottweiler that protected the back yard of Perk’s Motor Garage. He’d been let out of his protection duties because it was Christmas and the Molong kids all loved him; often taking him down to Hunter Caldwell Park for hours of fetch and chasies. The big black and tan hound would belt along until he just couldn’t go any more and then he’d trot off to collapse and cool off in the willow shaded gravel shallows of the creek.

That was where Mongrel found the Rottweiler. Mucking about in the creek with a bunch of kids. They were hunting frogs and the big black dog was very excited, barking and jumping at every sighting.

Mongrel had heard the Rottie as he approached the drop off to the creek terraces behind the baths. Pushing aside some willow fronds, he barked just once and the Rottie turned and responded likewise, before leaving the children to the frog hunt and joining Mongrel up on the bank. They gave one another a quick sniff, more for form really, and then set off back towards town.

The Rottweiler was called “Ronnie”, sometimes “Rotten” and even “Ronnie Rotten” and while his growl and bark could strike fear into any burglar or petty thief, he was essentially a good natured dog with a sense of fun at odds with his threatening bulk. Ronnie also loved children and the kids all loved him.

Ronnie had a good mate called Chester, a red cattle dog who lived with a parcel delivery driver in the caravan park. Chester like most cattle dogs was powerful through the shoulders and body. He had the classic block like cattle dog’s head and a bite on him that could crush bones. His “Duty” was to sit on the open back of the lorry to protect the load when his owner was making a delivery. Chester was also quiet by nature and enjoyed nothing more than snoozing in the sun; unless someone came too near to the open tray. Then Chester was transformed into a slathering foam mouthed zombie dog from hell. He’d bark, bare his fangs and growl; he’d feint towards the trespasser as if to attack, only to pull up just short of the edge of the tray where he’d bark even louder and more ferociously. No one had ever gotten onto the back of the lorry since the day Chester took up his post.

Chester’s human was taking his Christmas break and was down at the Freemasons having a few clean and cleansing ales with his mates, so when Mongrel and Ronnie turned up outside Chester’s caravan there was nothing more to it. Chester joined the posse and the three dogs went in search of number four.

Lorcán Ua Tuathail Cúchulain it said on his pedigree papers but that was too much of a mouthful so even the Gaelic-speaking fathers at St Laurence’s just called the wolfhound Loccy. Like most domestic pedigree pets his conformity to his breed was more a novelty than a necessary utility. It would never have occurred to the good fathers that this tallest of dogs, this noble paragon of graceful speed, breeding and bearing, was a war dog. His kind had once struck mortal fear in the hearts of toughened Roman Legionaries and he was precisely this shape because this was best for chasing down and killing wolves in the eighteenth century wooded fastnesses of western Ireland. It was from there that Loccy’s pedigree could be traced.

But this wasn’t the eighteenth century and this wasn’t Ireland. Loccy was in the garden of the rectory with one of the fathers. The man was gardening in his cassock and a broad straw hat. He was down on his knees getting his hands dirty and Loccy kept close to enjoy all the new smells the turned earth threw up. He could also smell Mrs. Delahunty’s kitchen, which was alive with action and a host of seasonal smells.

There was a lot going on for Loccy at the rectory. Which made it all the more odd when a few minutes later the gardening father looked up to see Loccy sloping off down the drive, apparently to meet up with three other dogs that were just standing in the shadow of the gateway awaiting his approach. The father watched as the wolfhound joined the other dogs. It upset his delicate sensibilities that dogs always had to do that when they greeted one another, and it seemed to go on for altogether too long this time. Strangely though, the priest was pleased to see that Loccy was the biggest dog in the small pack.

As he watched them go he thought, “What can go wrong? He can enjoy himself with his dog mates” He sang out, “See ya Loccy.”

 

The big dog barked from somewhere down the road.

The butcher shop was officially closed for Christmas and New Year and Porky and Harry were at home wrapping presents. Algernon had gone in to Orange to see Gruber for his final check and all clear. It wasn’t really necessary, the injury had healed completely leaving only the lightning strike scar that seemed always to be threatening Algy’s left eye. The headaches had passed, his vision was again 20/20; but Gruber and the young history scholar had got to know one another and discovered they shared an interest in medieval European history and the poetry of Schiller. The medical appointment gave them a chance for a natter. Algernon would catch the Broken Hill train at East Fork in Orange and be home in time for tea.

The Runt had been hanging around with Porky all morning but then suddenly The Runt stopped dead in his tracks and pricked his ears. Porky couldn’t hear anything and went back to wrapping his present for little Bill, a handsomely featured starter kit of Meccano. Porky was tempted to open the wrapping and get out the colourful metal parts, the chromed machine screws and tools, and make something. He’d never had such things as he grew up at Fairbridge.

When Porky put the wrapped box down and looked around the room The Runt had disappeared. Porky thought nothing of it. Probably just gone looking for Mongrel who’d vanished soon after Algy left for Orange. He’d be back later. Porky went to make himself and Harry a cuppa.

Down town there were now five dogs. King, the big German Shepherd from the Council Depot, had escaped his chain link enclosure and joined the pack. It wasn’t hard. He’d just slipped his collar over his head and climbed up onto the cabin of a conveniently parked truck. From there he leapt over the barbed wire that topped the chain link fence. He came down hard from that height but recovered well and went over to greet the other four dogs. Familiarity restored throughout the growing pack they all headed up Gidley Street, eventually making there way out of town along the Manildra Road.

Along the way the five big dogs were joined by The Runt and a Corgi called Owain. His sweet looks were deceiving. Owain was a made dog and had won prizes back in Wales. When he’d arrived in Molong with his now retired master the locals just laughed at the idea of a Corgi winning “Herd Dog Champion of Champions”. They’d stopped laughing when he’d romped second in the local Sheep Dog Trials. Owain was no foolish lap dog. He wore Glyndwr’s name with pride; this little tricolour Pembroke Corgi was a fighter too.

Now there were seven.

Some time around mid afternoon Paddy Noonan saw an improbable collection of dogs moving through the scrub at the side of the Manildra Road. They appeared to be making their way up to the top of the big limestone ridge to the west of Molong.

Paddy thought no more of it. He was rushing into Molong. He had to see the bloke at the Pastures Protection Board about some sheep he’d lost. He thought they might have been attacked by Dingoes or maybe feral dogs. The carcasses in the back of his ute showed that whatever had attacked these sheep had been intent of doing them damage but the carcasses showed that very little of the animals had been consumed. Paddy thought it was more likely feral dogs. He hadn’t seen a Dingo round here for years and Dingoes were generally better organised with their kills. His sheep looked like they’d been the victims of a frenzied and disorganised attack, then left for dead. It occurred to him that maybe it was the pack he’d seen climbing the ridge but he dismissed that thought almost immediately. It was the sight of Owain and The Runt that put the innocence to their purpose. Small dogs simply couldn’t have inflicted this damage on his sheep. But then Paddy had only seen Owain, The Runt and Chester clearly. The others, the big four, had been spread out following a spore, moving ahead through the scrub.

When Mongrel and The Runt failed to show for tucker at dusk, Harry, Porky and Algy assumed they must be off on one of their adventures. Though both dogs had begun to spend a great deal of time with the men at the house in Shields Lane, it was not unusual for them to come home late and sleep on the verandah where Porky had left a couple of old blankets for them to lie on. Some nights they didn’t come back to Shields Lane at all.

Down at the caravan park Chester’s owner, having come home and found Chester gone, had spent a great deal of time wandering around down town, whistling along the creek and around the railway station, looking for his mate. He’d gone into Jimmy Hang Sing’s place just to ask the customers waiting on their takeaways whether they’d seen Chester. No one had.

Still, Chester was a one-man dog. Nobody would try to take him, not without a whole lot of serious trouble, so his owner wasn’t really concerned. Chester would turn up when he was good and ready. It was just that the man missed his mate. Having a cold beer as the sun went down over the ridge just wasn’t the same without Chester by his side.

King wasn’t missed at all. Most of the blokes from the Council Depot were on “Christmas Time”, skiving off, getting a few drinks in with mates, Christmas shopping, the rest had taken annual leave for the festive season. None of them even noticed King had slipped his collar.

Loccy and Owain however were missed and Constable Molloy took a call from the rectory, and from Owain’s master, who’d told Molloy in his thick Welsh accent, “I tell you boyo, Owain is one of a kind.”

Molloy could hear the querulous uncertainty in the old man’s voice, even through the thick accent. He needed his dog back. It didn’t cross Molloy’s mind that the biggest dog in town and one of the smallest could be missing, together.

Molloy told the father’s and Owain’s master the same thing. Dogs are dogs and often suit themselves. He was sure they’d turn up and in the meantime there was little more that Molloy could do but keep a look out as he did his rounds.

After closing the garage Terry Perks dropped into the Telegraph for a beer. He asked Clarrie if he’d seen Ronnie. The publican said he hadn’t seen the dog, which only increased Terry’s discomfort.

With a look of deep concern Terry told Clarrie that Ronnie had been gone most of the day. He’d taken off with a bunch of kids this morning and Terry hadn’t seen him since.

“He’ll turn up mate.” Clarrie assured Terry. “He’s a big bloke, he can take care of ‘imself. Most likely he’s gone home with one of the kids. He’ll prob’ly come scratchin’ on ya door later.”

Terry’s unformed fears for his dog were somewhat assuaged by Clarrie’s sanguine attitude; but he still asked every bloke in the bar if they’d seen Ronnie. No one had.

Terry went back to the garage to make a few phone calls. Clarrie was probably right. He’d contact the families of the kids he’d seen Ronnie go off with this morning.

When Clarrie later went upstairs for a short break he found Porky and little Bill helping Beryl dress the Christmas tree. Jenny was visiting an aunt in Bathurst.

Just for something to say, Clarrie offered, “Apparently Ronnie Rotten’s gone walkabout. Terry’s a bit upset.” Clarrie made a sucking sound with the corner of his mouth for a little emphasis.

“Oh, he’s such a beautiful dog. He’s so big but so gentle with the kids.” Said Beryl as she dropped her head to one side and got a sort of dreamy look on. Beryl loved Christmas and at this time of the year everything was special.

“Yeah, The Runt shot through th’smornin’ too.” Said Porky. “Haven’t seen “im since.” He laid some fine silver tinsel across the needles of the fresh smelling pine.

Little Bill was remembering a day some time in his brief past when he’d been introduced to Ronnie. The big hound had given Bill a great big sloppy lick all over the face. Little Bill had been only an inch or two taller than the dog at the time. It was one of the memories he would keep his whole life.

“He’s a very licky dog, Ronnie is.” Said little Bill with all the sage seriousness a five year old could muster.

Clarrie joined the others at the tree and pitched in. Still no one thought that the two missing canines might be missing together.

In a small clearing in the cypress scrub that scrabbled a poor living from the impoverished limestone soils of the ridge the dogs had drawn up for the day and as the dusk deepened the dogs engaged in an all important display of obeisance and submission to finally decide the ranking and structure of this new pack.

The first to make the move had been Loccy. Wolfhounds are perhaps one of the most empathically gifted of dogs and Loccy had been uneasy about the apparent lack of structure in the pack. Though Locyy was the biggest dog in the pack he felt uncertain in himself. The only dog that didn’t seem uncertain was Mongrel. Pedigree was worthless here. In fact pedigree is meaningless when dogs get together. The only things that matter are ability and resolve. Loccy had ability but Mongrel had the resolve. Loccy stooped and licked Mongrel’s snout.  He whined a little. Mongrel gave him a quick nip on the neck and the wolfhound rolled over and showed Mongrel his belly, all the while panting, his red tongue lolling out of his mouth. Mongrel barked and the wolfhound jumped up, now panting happily.

For a big dog Loccy was surprisingly agile and while he had yet to show the others, he was also one of the fastest things on four legs in the district.

Ronnie was next, though he was more direct. He walked up to Mongrel and barked at him. Mongrel simply barked back and Ronnie went and sat down next to Chester, his mate. Chester then barked at Mongrel who growled viciously back, exposing his teeth and feinting toward Chester. Ronnie nipped Chester on the elbow and growled a low threatening growl. Mongrel lunged at Chester and bit him on the snout leaving a small line of red blood. Chester got the message, his ears went down and his tail tucked under him, he began to pant happily too. This was better. He was happy to be his old mate’s lieutenant and if Ronnie would work to Mongrel’s leadership, so would Chester.

King was the last of the big dogs to sign up. Normally aloof by nature, King was the only other natural leader among the dogs. He gave Mongrel some noisy growling and barking argy bargy but the numbers were against him. When Ronnie and Chester came in to enforce Mongrel’s legitimacy the shepherd gave in and licked Mongrel’s snout before dropping at the front and panting, his tail wagging like a flag on a windy day.

That was settled. It hadn’t taken long and it had to be done. The dogs moved away from Mongrel who began to wander around the small clearing in the gathering gloom, stopping here and there to turn a few circles and then move on. At last he came to a place where a log was lying across a shallow wash away below a small cropping of rock. The location offered security and a good view to west where the sun had dropped below the horizon leaving the few clouds in the western sky on fire with oranges and reds. Mongrel peed on the rock, turned a few circles scratching here and there and then settled down below the outcrop. As the boss dog it was his choice of the best nest site.

The other dogs then followed the same ritual. All circling occasionally, scratching, until all had found places.

Owain and The Runt had watched all this from a safe distance. The Runt knew who the boss dog was round here and Owain, though he was all pluck, wasn’t going to mix it with any of the big dogs. He knew what he could do and come the time he’d do it.

The two small dogs joined the main pack; the Runt as always snuggling up with Mongrel while Owain joined Loccy. The wolfhound was glad of the company. It was his first time in the bush. The Bubuk owls hooting in the dark unsettled him. He whimpered from time to time.

That first night they went to sleep footsore and hungry but now, having resolved the leadership issue, they were also more confident, more focussed on their pack. There was no telling when this new pack might be tested and the dogs, both individually and collectively, would not allow themselves to be found wanting.

To an outsider, having observed the packs formation and come upon the dog’s bivouac in the cypress scrub, the dogs would have appeared out of place, at odds with their surroundings. Here were five valuable pedigree dogs and two mongrels. They all showed the condition and coat characteristic of the domestic pet. They were for the most part healthy, clean and free of the infestations of fleas and ticks, gut parasites and most signally the scarring that feral dogs display after a life competing for food and position in the wild.

Yet here was the pride of the dogs of Molong, having apparently abandoned their secure lives, their hearths and homes and come instead to form a pack in a rough clearing in the bush a few miles from anywhere. No one could have known their purpose but it would have been clear that they definitely had one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. Mongrel and The Runt – Hearth Fires (Cont.)

20 Monday Dec 2010

Posted by Mark in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Porky always had a way with animals.

 

 

In the kitchen at the back of The Telegraph Beryl and Alice heard the siren too.  Alice looked at Beryl, “What can have happened?”

Young Molloy, having slept through the day, was now up and waiting for his tea to brew while he read The Express again. He heard the siren too, fading in and out along the highway. Forgetting his tea, he dropped the paper and ran out into the yard to his bike. He kicked the “Matchless” into life. Chook would almost certainly end up at the station and obviously something was going on. Molloy had never heard the siren on the Police ute before.

Round at Harry’s place the three men heard it too as Harry and Porky sorted out sleeping arrangements and Algernon took a quiet stroll around the garden.

Mongrel hadn’t left Algy’s side since the drive from the hospital but now Mongrel’s ears pricked at the sound. He became agitated, barking loudly and running up and down the fence. Then he took to howling. A deep chested howl that started big and low and ended in a strangled “woooorrrrrrr”, his head high and extended, jaws almost shut and his front legs stiff and forward.

Not to be left out, The Runt abandoned Porky who was making the beds, and raced down the hall, pushed his way through the fly screen door and joined the bigger dog. Together they made for a distinctly dissonant performance. Soon other dogs from all over town had joined in and by the time Harry and Porky had come out into the garden dogs could be heard all over Molong joining in the pack song.

Then Algy and Porky had joined in too, getting down on all fours and egging the dogs on, much to Harry’s amusement. Unfortunately the antics started Algy’s head aching again and he went and sat on the edge of the verandah. That worried Mongrel so the dog stopped howling and went to sit by Algy.

Without Mongrel as the canine choirmaster all the other dogs soon fell silent too, turning Harry’s amusement to astonishment. He looked at Mongrel and the dog barked a happy bark as if to say, “What did you expect? I am the big dog around here!”

“Somethin’ mus’ be goin’ on.” Harry said. “Praps they’re comin’ for you two, ya mad buggers.” Harry laughed as Porky picked himself up, still barking, and they all went back inside.

Some time earlier across town Mrs Bell had been tucking the knitted woollen tea cosy over the pot. She put it on the tray next to the platter of butterfly cakes. Young George Cassimatty had apparently been struck dumb the moment he crossed the threshold. After brightening up the fire box in the stove in the kitchen and lighting the fire in the parlour he just sat there fidgeting, his eyes occasionally darting around the room as if looking for an avenue of escape. When Mrs. Bell came in with the afternoon tea tray he jumped as if shocked.

“Now George, exactly what is it that seems to be troubling you? Asked Mrs Bell as she poured their tea. “Milk and sugar?”

“Yes thank you Mrs. Bell; two please.” George was grateful for this small ritual. It staved off the inevitable for a moment longer. He sipped his tea and diffidently took a butterfly cake. He picked the wings off and ate them.

“Well, ya know when Tinker was sick and ya had ta take ‘im t’ the vet?” George didn’t wait for a response. He just kept going, thinking that if he faltered now he might not go through with it. “Well it was me who made ‘im sick.” He blurted. “I give ‘im some o’ me lunch. I didn’t mean t’ make ‘im sick. Tinker’s a great moggy, the best cat I know.”

It was obvious that Tinker liked George too. The big cat was purring like a diesel in George’s lap.

“Well George…..,” Mrs Bell started, uncertainly, “You’re a very honest young man. Not like some of those children, I can say!”

Mrs Bell remembered all the Springs and all the nectarine thieves. Had George been one of them? She thought he had but she wasn’t sure. Anyway, children and fresh spring fruits right off the tree; of course they were going to swipe a few. She just wished they’d ask first.

“But honesty really is the best policy George and you’ve shown yourself to be a young man of good and honest character. Besides Tinker has forgiven you and so I will too.”

George was thrown right off balance. He hadn’t expected this at all and the butterfly cakes were really good, and maybe Mrs Bell wasn’t such a bad old stick after all.

George looked across the mantel as Mrs Bell sipped her tea. There were several of those spotty old brown and white photographs in darkened silver frames; people standing stiffly together, looking down the years from the timelessness of their sepia past. In one there was a young girl in a long white summer frock and broad straw hat. She was standing by a man in uniform. He had a big moustache and sorta fluffy feather stuck in his slouch hat. They looked very happy.

“That’s my husband Athol and me on the day we got engaged.” the old woman offered wistfully with a smile, noticing George’ interest in the photos, “and those are my sons Bernard and John, and my daughter Mary and her husband Eric. They’re all of family.”

It occurred to George that Mrs Bell must miss her family. He didn’t want to ask but he knew Mr Bell had died and it was well known around town that Mrs Bell led a solitary kind of life. George’s mum had often said how she kept herself to herself, even at CWA meetings.

George thought of his own boisterous family, the fun and the fights with his brother Paul, the talk and arguments, planning and work; the sense of security and home. Mrs Bell’s house was full of ghosts, happy ghosts maybe, but she must still be lonely.

“They’ve all gone away now, got their own lives to lead.” Mrs Bell put her teacup down, straightened her back and laid her hands in her lap as she looked across the framed photos. “Bernard’s up north on a cattle station. He’s doing very well for himself.” She brightened and added, “He’s trying to get down for Christmas but they’ve had some heavy flooding and he may not be able to get away.” She gently bit at one side of her lower lip. “It would be marvellous to see him and Ronnie, well Veronica, his wife, and the kids. It’s been years since we were all together.”

George was thinking of last Christmas at home; the extended family all talking at once in Greek and English, the mountains of food and the endless homemade wine, and Ouzo for the men. The dancing and singing and the gifts, always opened after lunch.

“I could come and cut ya grass or chop the firewood.” George blurted. He had no idea where that came from. “ya know, ta make up f’ Tinker.”

Mrs Bell gave George a beautiful smile that completely dispelled the years and the lines and the shadows on her face. Suddenly George recognised the young girl in the photo and he smiled too.

After that it was easy and they talked for a while and got to know one another.  It was odd to think of an old lady as beautiful, but that was how George was thinking of Mrs Bell as he later slowly made his way home.

Funny how things change. George was now actually looking forward to coming back on the weekend and cutting Mrs Bell’s grass. Maybe they’d have tea again, and some of those yummy butterfly cakes. With his tongue George retrieved a lime green icing escapee from his top lip and began to skip along, swinging his satchel and singing in time,

“It’s just a brown slouch hat, with its brim turned up, but it means the world to me.”

George liked the look of Mr Bell in his uniform with his big moustache and his feathered slouch hat. He might even work up the courage to ask Mrs. Bell about him. George was sure she’d be happy to tell him.

His skipping reverie was interrupted by the distant sound of a siren; and then, stone the crows, if every dog in town didn’t take to howling. George got a great big smile on his face and joined the dogs, howling fit to burst and running as fast as he could. When the siren ended and the dogs fell quiet one by one George just laughed, swung his satchel over his shoulder and thought to run all the way home. Maybe his dad would let him have a dog.

Down at Harry’s there was a change in the air too. Harry had been doing some serious thinking over the last few days. About himself, his son and Dotty, the butchery and life in Molong. He thought about these two young lads; good, straight boys, both of them. It struck Harry that while they probably wouldn’t have acknowledged it, they were very similar; both loners with baggage, both quick, confident in their individual ways.

It’d all started at the butchery on Saturday morning. The day had begun like every Saturday for years. In to the butchery early, get breakfast for Mongrel and The Runt, prepare and make the sausages, the mince, then start on butchering the carcasses. He’d been feeling twinges of pain “down there” for a day or two and it’d been getting worse.

He’d hardly had any sleep the night before but then, as the sausage machine pushed out Harry’s famous fat sausages, a stab of pain like a spear in the groin just dropped Harry to the tiled floor, the cleaver clattering out of his hand.

“Jesus H Christ!” Harry swore. “Bloody stones!”

He knew what it was straight away. He’d been having trouble with his waterworks for a year or two now and it didn’t seem to be getting any better. All Doc could suggest was that Harry eat less meat and change the tea he drank. Eat less meat! Harry was a butcher! What’s more, he just couldn’t see how tea could make kidney stones and so he’d continued to slurp down buckets of dark black Indian Char; but the pain this time…. Harry admitted to himself that maybe it was time to take Doc’s advice.

When the pain subsided to the point where it was merely excruciating, Harry dragged himself to the phone and called the ambulance. It was all he could do and it exhausted him.

The trip to the hospital was a bit of a blur, the pain being intense, and Harry was now feeling nauseous too.

He was grateful for the shot of morphia and the pain seemed to just drift away, and soon after Harry drifted off too. When he awoke he was in bed up at the Hospital, alone in the general ward. He had a drip connected to his arm and a tube running into his John Thomas. It was all a little embarrassing and somewhat uncomfortable but at least the pain had gone.

With nothing to do but lie down and watch the drip empty into his arm Harry had begun to reflect on the incident. For the first time in his long life Harry faced the simple, palpably obvious fact that he wasn’t a young man anymore. In a brief, fleeting moment of terror he even wondered what might have happened had he had a heart attack or some other equally serious and immobilising condition. He may have died, alone, with the sausage machine churning out snags till the meat hopper was empty or the gut ran out. He’d’ve gone to meet his maker in a bloodied blue and white striped apron.

“I’m MacCafferty from Molong. I’ve brought the big bloke’s breakfast snowlers.” Harry had joked to the empty ward.

“Yes, of course Mr. MacCafferty.” Harry now playing St. Peters part, “Come right in, he’s been looking forward to them.”

Harry chuckled, but this was quite serious really. He was seventy five, well beyond most bloke’s retirement, and while he was fit for his age and had led a healthy active life, there in the hospital it occurred to Harry, like a weight landing with a leaden thump, that these were his autumn years and winter wasn’t very far away.

Harry’s mood flattened, but soon the old optimistic Harry reasserted himself. He wasn’t going to go quietly. While he was still alive Harry had things to do. He was still able to make a difference and he was going to start the moment he got out of hospital.

He’d already decided that he’d ask Porky to join him at the butchery, a kind of late apprentice. Porky could already slaughter and butcher lamb and beef; he’d learned that at Fairbridge. Harry could teach him everything else he needed to know.

That was how it had started; but then the young bloke had been brought in with his battered bonce and they’d got to know one another and now it was a few days later and Harry’s plan had “growed” like Topsy. He was as excited as a schoolboy with his secret plan. A plan he would keep secret until he saw how things turned out between Porky and Algy.

It wasn’t only the three men at Harry’s that were in for some change. Mongrel and The Runt had things on their dog minds too, though how anyone might have figured out what was an open question.

To Mongrel and The Runt, their own company had always been enough. They were their own little pack of two and between The Runt’s cunning and Mongrel’s strength, and with occasional help from well meaning townsfolk, they’d lived a good life for two strays. They were fit and fly, well fed even, they were well liked, even cared for in a way and they had all the adventure two dogs could stand.

But for all this there was still stress in their relationships; to each other, to the people of Molong. Apart from Porky The Runt trusted no human, except maybe old MacCafferty, while Mongrel wanted to be everyone’s friend. This simple difference in the dogs’ personalities meant that their little pack of two had simply never become the ordered hierarchy that dogs feel best fitted in. Sometimes Mongrel was the boss dog, sometimes it was The Runt. Sometimes it worked well and sometimes it didn’t. To the dogs this was just a dog’s life. It didn’t occur to them, it couldn’t have occurred to them that it might be different, somehow better.

So it was that this evening round at Harry’s, the dogs had begun to feel different about each other, about Harry and Algy and Porky, about life in Molong. The dogs were about to discover the greatest truth a dog can know. That a dog’s life is almost always better with a human companion.

Even this late in Spring it had turned cool, so earlier Porky had lit a fire in the cast iron grate and the men had eaten their dinner, sausages, eggs and chips, from their laps as the house warmed up and lost that damp mustiness that old houses get when they’ve been closed up for a few rainy days.

The dogs had enjoyed a special treat of beef and bones with a couple of dried pigs ears for dessert.

As the dogs watched with uncomprehending but close interest the three men set to talking at length. It was Harry that started. His tone at first was serious. The dogs became alert. At length Harry became enthusiastic and he used his hands a lot as he talked. The younger men just listened, with a hint of apprehension at first but eventually responding to Harry with a like enthusiasm. The dogs became more relaxed. This felt better.

In the middle of it all Porky had unexpectedly scooped The Runt into the crook of his arm and gone to brighten the fire. Held there against Porky’s chest in the glowing warmth of the fire The Runt could hear and feel the man’s heart beating in his chest and smelled the sweet smell of Porky’s sweat. This was a man a dog could feel proud of. It felt right with Porky.

When Algy had entered into the talk his tone had lifted from uncertainty and apprehension to a more relaxed and confident one. He had become very animated, using his hands a lot. Mongrel had sat up, his tail wagging, he was panting happily; but then Algy had become a little sad, reflective. Mongrel drew in close and rested his head on Algy’s seated thigh. He wanted things to be better for Algy. Algy needed a friend.

As the evening wore on and the men continued talking, their voices slowly becoming quieter, more intimate, it was obvious to the dogs that the men had something planned and when the dogs had gone together to get a drink from the bowl in the laundry, with the men’s voices still babbling in the lounge, they found themselves with their heads down to drink but looking at one another.

Neither dog could know what the men had planned. They’d taken their cues from the men’s tone, how they related to one another; and it was obvious the men were forming a pack of their own. In that moment both dogs had unconsciously decided they wanted to be part of that bigger, better pack. They’d still be together and the men might give their pack a prestige even beyond that which they now enjoyed.

Satisfied that all was right at Harry’s house the dogs had taken a drink, gone back into the lounge and taken up their respective positions, Mongrel with Algy and The Runt on Porky’s lap. Soon both dogs were asleep while the men talked on.

Outside the moon was bright, the night remained clear and cool and as the hours slipped by, one by one across town lights were going out.

Harry was dreaming by the fire, occasionally grunting quietly and shifting in his overstuffed armchair; the clock on the mantel slowly ticking its way towards midnight.

Algernon was asleep too, on the couch, propped up on cushions; his bandaged head apparently giving him no problems. There was just the hint of a smile on his face and the darting of his good eye under the closed lid showed him to be deep in a dream too; dreaming of a girl with a fragrance like vanilla, they were walking their dog across sunlit green fields.

Lying on the floor next to the couch, Mongrel had come to rest so that Algernon’s left hand, having fallen from the couch as Algernon slept, rested gently on the thick ruff of blue fur around Mongrel’s neck. From time to time Mongrel woke, checked Algernon and reassured by his steady breathing, went back to sleep.

Porky had enjoyed a few beers while the men had been talking and was now fast asleep too, opposite Harry in front of the fire. His spare frame hardly touching the sides of the fat armchair; one hand holding his sleeping head, his other arm resting in his lap, his legs were spread before him on the hearthrug. The Runt was curled up in Porky’s lap dreaming of being curled up in Porky’s lap. Every now and then one or the other of them would let go a little fart. Beer always gave Porky gas and the Runt, though small, could “fart for Australia”.

The fire had now burned down to a few dull red embers among the ash and charcoal. The cast iron of the grate “ticking” as it cooled and contracted set a random rhythm against the steady regularity of the clock ticking into the future.

Out at “the scene” Young Molloy, pulling his slicker tighter around him with one hand and thankful the rain had held off, was stoking his little campfire with his free hand and thinking of making another billy of tea. The light from the campfire threw a dull yellow flicker across the blackened ruin and Molloy began to wonder again just what had gone on here. The boss had been emphatic. No-one was to go near the building until the D’s from Orange turned up in the morning.

Molloy had seen enough when he was rigging the tarps. That weird “smile” on the blackened head.

Every now and then the breeze would flap one of the tarps and Molloy would start at the sound. The young constable thought he’d heard someone a few times but it had turned out to be nothing. It occurred to him that he was expecting something to happen, he had no idea what. It was an eerie feeling and the blue silver light from the almost full moon gave the entire scene an otherworldly feeling.

 

11 The Adventures of Mongrel & The Runt – Hearth Fires

17 Friday Dec 2010

Posted by Mark in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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By Warrigal Mirriyuula

After school young George Cassimatty dragged his sorry self around to Mrs Bell’s house. The rain had stopped and the sky was clearing. It had been a big day in young George’s mind and he was thinking that he’d better get this apology in before his father found out that it was him that made Tinker sick. And he would find out, George was sure of that. Mrs. Bell always dropped in to the Pantheon Café for a cup of tea and a sticky bun when she did her shopping. She’d tell George’s father for sure.

George hesitated outside Mrs. Bell’s gate. He knew he was in for it, but he felt he had an obligation and so he opened the gate and marched down the path, up the few steps to the verandah and knocked on the door.

As Mrs. Bell opened the door Tinker ran out and began rubbing himself on Georges legs, purring loudly. The salami sandwiches may not have done Tinker any good but the fat moggy obviously remembered George as a source of snacks.

George just blurted out his apology right there on the doorstep. He admitted the sandwiches were his and how sorry he was, because he liked Tinker, but the policeman had said it was wrong and Tinker might die, and he really was very sorry, and he didn’t want to get into trouble with the police, and was there anything he could do for Mrs. Bell that would make it up. He hung his head in contrition, waiting for what he imagined would be a severe rebuke. Maybe Mrs. Bell would chase him off with a broom the way she had before.

Mrs Bell however had been unable to follow George’s rushing, incoherent apology. She’d been snoozing in a chair before he arrived and was woken by the knocking. Frankly she wasn’t quite awake enough to work out what young George was saying. He seemed awfully agitated; something about his lunch and the Police, and Tinker being sick. Mrs. Bell looked at her cat. He had been sick a few weeks ago but he seemed fit and hearty now. Mrs Bell shook her head a little as if hoping to clear her mind.

It was perplexing, and while the rain had stopped and the sun had come out, it was also getting a little cooler and Mrs. Bell thought it best if they continue their conversation inside. She’d get George to light the lounge room fire for her and she’d make some tea and George could have one of her Butterfly cupcakes with her famous lime icing. Children always liked her lime iced butterfly cakes.

“Young George,” she said pulling her old cardigan tighter around her ample breast, “I haven’t understood a single word you’ve said but it must be important so why don’t you come in. You can liven up the firebox in the stove for me and we’ll have some afternoon tea and you can explain it all again to me slowly.

“Yes Mrs. Bell.” Said George with a little trepidation as he stepped over the threshold, Tinker still making a great fuss over him.

Down at the Telegraph Beryl and Alice had spent the afternoon dealing with the “Doc” problem. Alice had explained that her tears earlier had not been over her awkward feelings for Doc, but rather for her dear late father. They’d talked about Alice’s dread that she might turn out the same kind of wife as her mother, which she now considered no kind of wife at all. Beryl had dismissed this as highly unlikely given Alice’s passion for caring for people. Indeed Beryl had said that the very fact that Alice was so disconcerted by her feelings for Doc was proof of an emotional honesty not common in matters of the heart.

Clarry had come in right in the middle of this particularly intense moment hoping for a cuppa with his missus. He took one look at Beryl and Alice deep in collogue and backed out of the room on tip toes hoping he hadn’t disturbed them. When women got together like this, talking feelings and romance, Clarry felt like a cork in a storm. He went back down to the bar and had a squash instead. As he sipped the sour refreshment and chewed absently on the pulp he considered the days goings on.

The game was certainly afoot here at The Telegraph. Alice and Beryl had been holed up all afternoon in the small kitchen of Clarry and Beryl’s flat at the back of the hotel. They’d drunk enough tea to float a battleship. Meanwhile, having started out in the dining room, Doc and Gruber had now finished their lunch and decided a few frames of billiards might be therapeutic. They’d moved into the billiard parlour where Doc had quickly lit the fire and then joined Gruber in several Pilseners as the wet afternoon wore on.

As professional men will, their conversation had turned to politics and they’d worn down the afternoon discussing whether or not Menzies and this new fangled Liberal Party were any good.

Doc had said that he was with Labor and Evett and had voted John Breen for Calare at the election last May. He was unhappy that the Liberal Howse had got in. Doc considered Howse a lightweight who’d only been preselected on the back of his father’s reputation. Howse senior, Major General Sir Neville Reginald Howse VC, KCB, KCMG, KStJ, had been a real hero and held the seat from 1922 until 1929 Howse junior had always relied on his father’s reputation to get him over the line.

Gruber didn’t think much of Howse either. In fact he had little time for politics or politicians in general. He’d voted for Madge Roberts, the independent. He admitted to Doc that it was her “independence” that had convinced him. Gruber knew nothing else about Madge and she’d got less than 500 votes in the end.

Gruber was building up a run of nursery cannons, deftly shepherding the balls down the baize stopping now and then for a sip on his beer. When his skill ran out he racked up his score and slumped in one of the club chairs by the fire.

“Democracy is all things to all people, Berty. Look at this last election here. The current government won neither the popular vote or the two party preferred. Hardly sounds like a democratic mandate does it? Gruber asked rhetorically.

“Menzies is a mendacious, manipulative ersatz patrician, as the French so beautifully put it, an “arriviste”.” pronounced Gruber in perfect Parisienne.

Becoming terrifically animated and sitting on the edge of his chair, his hands, fingers spread before him as if to encompass the entirety of his argument, he dived in.

“You know Jimmy, Jimmy Hang Seng?”

Doc nodded but was somewhat surprised that Gruber knew Jimmy, and he was entirely uncertain as to what Jimmy had to do with the new Menzies government.

“You probably don’t know that Jimmy’s family have been here in Australia since the 1840’s.”

“Is that right? I didn’t know that.”

“That makes him more “Australian” than most Australians!” Gruber added with some gravity.

“His ancestor arrived on a whaler from San Francisco and somehow ended up working with explosives at the Copper Hill mine. When the Hill End rush was on he went there and made a modest pile from the gold, but more importantly, he ran a kitchen for the miners. When Hill End ran out he came back to Molong. He could have gone back to China a relatively rich man but he came back here. Why did he do that?”

Doc, having taken his shot and assuming this question was also rhetorical, sat down opposite Gruber and prepared for one of his friend’s enormously entertaining and occasionally bizarre analyses.

Doc entered into the spirit of the question as he topped up their beers, “I have no idea Karl. Why did Jimmy’s ancestor choose to stay?”

Doc sat back into the smooth brown leather of the club chair and took a sip of his own beer, waiting on the answer.

Gruber, his cue abandoned against the mantel, took a long pull on the amber fluid then putting his glass down on the chair-side table, he sat once again on the edge of his chair; leaning forward, his elbows on his thighs while his hands engaged in a kind of sorcery, somehow drawing the narrative of Jimmy’s family from the thin air between his knees. It was as if Gruber could actually see the story there, filled with characters and action, in front of him.

Doc loved this aspect of Karl; his enthusiasm for people and their stories.

“When Jimmy’s great, great grandfather landed in Sydney Town his accent must have confused the customs officer’s ear. Having landed with a crew of Americans, the single Chinese member of that cohort went completely unnoticed; a small Chinaman lost amongst the hulking blue pea coats of the American crewmembers. When finally confronted with authority in the form of a huge ticket of leave man who asked his name, he had been careful to pronounce it properly, but to no avail. Chinese phonemics was beyond the customs officer’s ear and he wrote the name down as Jimmy Hanson.

From that day forward he was known as Chinese Jimmy, presumably so that no one he met could be in any doubt that the man with the oriental face and English sounding name was actually Chinese.

His real name, his Chinese name, was Jie Meng and in honour of that industrious ancestor the name has been given to the first born male of Jimmy’s family ever since. It’s Jimmy’s true name, the name he thinks of himself as. It means “one who rises above the rest, energetically.” Gruber said nodding, as if to confirm Jimmy’s successful rise.

“And I think that’s why he stayed Berty; why I’m here, and you too in your way. This is a place for rising above the rest, for energy and innovation.”

Gruber paused again, then added, as if further confirmation of the success of the Hang Seng family were required, “Jimmy’s brother’s a surgeon in Adelaide. His sister’s a librarian in Orange. There are Hang Seng restaurants all over the Central West and you know why? Well I’ll tell you why. It’s because that original Jimmy understood a thing or two about the potential of this place, a place that might be big enough for a young man’s dreams.”

In his minds eye Doc saw a caricature Jimmy, coolie’s hat, queue and all, setting charges at Copper Hill; before the town, before the highway, before the railway; blasting away at the native rock to get at the first payable copper in the colony. As a figmentary explosion filled Doc’s daydream with dust, Gruber waded back into his exposition.

“When he came back to Molong he wrote to his family in China. He needed a wife. They sent one, a hardworking young woman from his home village. Her name was Mingmei which means intelligent and beautiful. Too apt to be true apparently but there you have it.  In time they grew into a deep love and depended entirely on one another. He had a big family, ancestor Jimmy, and while his wife never managed English all that well, their children all learned it and, what was considerably more difficult, they all learned to read and write Chinese. As the family grew they worked a market garden they ran on the flats along Molong Creek. As each son reached his majority he was staked in a small restaurant or grocery business. Those restaurants and grocers were guaranteed supply from the home gardens. Over the years some of the younger generations married local girls and boys but the first born son has always married a Chinese girl.”

Ancestor Jimmy’s English was good, he was amiable and hardworking. He and his family prospered, but more importantly he made a part of this country at a time when being Chinese wasn’t all that easy. In fact you might say that it was his early arrival that assured his place. Later, after all the anti Chinese rioting and murders that took place on virtually every goldfield, he wouldn’t have been allowed off the boat. And do you know why the Anglo-Celts didn’t like the Chinese?”

Doc just shook his head. This was no time to interrupt the flow. Karl was rolling now and he couldn’t stop until he came to the end. Gruber’s face took on that serious look that Doc always associated with Gruber having found something in human nature that assaulted his rationality and which Gruber recognised served only to brutalise those that had given in to its baser drives.

“The Chinese miners were what we’d now call “socialists” and tended to work in large organised groups. They exploited the entire resource; the gravel in the creek beds and the veins in the rock. If there was any gold there, the Chinese miners usually found it. They lived communally and frugally, and could get by on a much lower return than the other miners.

The agrarian background of most of the Chinese diggers suited them well to the hard physical life of being goldminers: they were used to long hours of heavy outdoor work. They saw themselves as parts of a greater whole, individually satisfied with a much smaller share of gold than the Europeans who tended, when they weren’t too drunk, to work alone or in small groups, always looking for a mother lode that would make them rich. Often times moving on when there was still gold for the taking, always staking their future on the next big rumour.

It was a cultural difference to be sure, and one the Anglo Celtic miners should have learned from. Instead they demonised the Chinese miners for their success, blaming them for a host of ills, none of which could have been proven, and set in train a kind of murderously ugly culturally ingrained racism that’s still with us today. You’ll recall Caldwell’s deathless line about “two Wongs not making a white.” Gruber’s mouth made an ugly grimace as he quoted the line. “So you see it’s not just the conservatives whipping this dog, we have bipartisan hateful stupidity”

“Fear of  “the other”, pure and simple.” Gruber face went motionless as he considered the ugly face of racism. Presently it turned to a more speculative aspect.

“It’s just possible that the reason ancestor Jimmy came back to Molong is because he read the writing on the wall at Hill End. Even though there were relatively few Chinese at the diggings on the Turon, anti Chinese sentiment arrived with the miners from previous fields. As the riches of the Hill End field declined, ancestor Jimmy decided to move on. Shortly after his return to Molong he purchased the deep rich loamy creek flats and started in the family vegetable business. He fed the locals, he added value to the town. He was a genuine pioneer and he did it all by the sweat of his own brow and his commitment to his family and his new country.” Gruber paused to let that sink in. “We’re all immigrant stock here except the aborigines.”

“Yes but what’s that got to do with Menzies?” Doc was openly puzzled but genuinely excited to hear his friend’s thesis come to its somewhat convoluted end.

“Well Menzies family were crofters, little better than ill educated agricultural serfs. They came here from Scotland at about the same time, maybe a little later. They’d been forced off their land by enclosure and had decided to join the exodus to the new world. Australia was a cheaper destination. They were in much the same straightened circumstances as Jimmy’s family and they too came for the riches the gold promised.”

“I won’t bore you with Menzies’ family history. It’s little better than the usual scrabble for prosperity and social position. They worked hard, put a little by, so that when our Menzies arrives his parents have a small shop in the Wimmera and for the rest of his life he is imbued with the small concerns and constrained view of a rural shopkeeper. Christ, have you read “The Forgotten People”, Berty?”

Gruber looked like his beer had suddenly gone sour.

“Turgid, tiny minded piece of nonsense masquerading as political homily. Boiled down it essentially says we should all be small shopkeepers and that the family so focussed, far from being a hotbed of neurotic psychopathology, an oven in which sociopaths are baked, is actually the basis of our society. I suppose from a terminally middle class shopkeeper’s viewpoint that may look like the truth. So why does he support the White Australia Policy? Possibly the single most antifamily policy ever devised in a country of immigrants! If you’re not quite white that is.”

Gruber paused and sipped his beer before ploughing in again. “Menzies, ever the great classicist, at least in his mind, sees himself as some kind of antipodean Greek hero. The Liberal Party is little more than his chorus, tasked to constantly sing his praises and provide the unquestioning support the “leader” requires. It’d be laughable except that the mistrust between the warring factions of the Labor party looks like crippling any meaningful opposition for some years to come. Looks to me like this so-called “coalition” may be Menzies answer to the possibility of a series of ineffective hung parliaments. The DLP obviously now has more in common with the Liberals that Labor. Whether we love him or would like to lacerate him, we’ve got Menzies pro tem. I only hope Evatt can hang on. Labor under Caldwell would involve a frying pan and a fire.”

Doc could see Karl mentally testing the cables of his argument, trying to pick up the strong line again.

“Where was I? Oh, yes. So here is where Jimmy and Menzies tie up. Jimmy and Menzies are more alike than they are dissimilar. Both families were immigrants from harsh circumstances, both used to struggling and both families find a future here. And yet, in a “Yellow Peril” climate of fear and loathing Jimmy’s family have worked hard, prospered, paid their taxes and contributed to the town and the country. In essence the family’s life has been entirely about family and the business that supports them. Perfect Liberal fit! You see Jimmy is Menzies constituency.”

Gruber shrugged as if to reinforce the obvious fit.

“Only problem is Jimmy’s Chinese ancestry. For purely ideological reasons Menzies continues to shamelessly manipulate the electorate’s long established historical fear of Asian immigration for his own base political advantage. In effect saying that the entirety of Jimmy’s family’s time here in Australia, a spectacular example of the triumph of hard work, dedication and commitment, are as nothing. Other “Chinese Jimmy’s” from the mainland of China cannot come simply because they are Chinese. Oh, and communist of course. Let’s not forget Menzies’ other great political theme, strident anticommunism, which has him shamelessly manipulating the electorate’s fear of a bogeyman totalitarian oppression. You must have followed the Petrov business. Low farce dressed up to look like international intrigue. I mean, really, can you see an Australian communist state Berty, regardless of what Santamaria says?” Gruber chuckled. “It’s ludicrous. The man’s a political cur barking as loud as he can for fear that anyone recognise he has nothing worthwhile to protect. Frankly Menzies is no better.”

Once again Doc had to admit to himself that his friend was truly a one of a kind. Only in the country a few years and yet he could hold forth not only on the individual life story of one of the locals but his understanding of local politics and the Byzantine intrigues of the parties was simply remarkable.

“You really are a one of a kind Karl…..” Doc began to say, and then stopped.

Off in the distance a siren could be heard. The Doctors both looked at one another and then after the sound. Maybe there’d been a smash on the highway.

10 Mongrel and the Runt – Fire and Rain

15 Wednesday Dec 2010

Posted by Mark in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Story by  Warrigal Mirriyuula.

Pat Hennessey the Fire Warden was walking over as Chook pulled off the highway up through the road gate in the Police Ute. The building had been almost entirely destroyed by the fire and a plume of grey and black smoke was drifting into the sky. The rain had stopped and the clouds that had hung low over the district all day were now beginning to slowly clear. Chook got out and dragged his Wellingtons from the back of the ute. As he undid his bootlaces Pat filled him in.

“Thanks for comin’ out Chook. I would’na ordinarily bothered ya ‘cep’ this isn’ what it first seems. Now that we’ve got the thing pretty much out we’ve found some things about this one that aren’t right.” The warden paused. “For a start we’ve got a body.”

That got Chook’s attention. He quickly looked straight at the warden as he pulled the left Wellington on. “A body?”

“At first it just looked like an outbuilding fire with a few dead sheep but, yeah, then we found the body. Ya better come an’ ‘ave a look.”

The warden turned to walk up the muddy path to the remains of the burned outbuilding. Chook didn’t like the sound of this and the sight of Bagley standing off to the side, his hat dripping and his driz-a-bone glistening in the rain, his arms crossed and a foul look on his face didn’t auger well. Chook pulled on the other boot and followed after Pat.

As Chook caught up to the warden the building was still just alight in spots, tiny flames leaping like dancers across the charred timber. Most of the ruin was smoking and steaming as the firemen played water over the blackened mess. There was the distinct sickly stench of burned wool, sheep flesh and diesel.

The smoking pile had been used to store feed and hay, odd tools, discarded machinery and obviously fuel for the tractor. The foundations, floor and gabled end walls of the building were constructed from local rubble blocks mortared with lime cement made from Molong limestone. The front and back had been timbered with thick axe cut slabs. An iron roof had replaced the original Sheoak shingles over the rough timber trusses. It had survived for well over a hundred years, an iconic piece of bush architecture, a practical and pragmatic building from the very earliest days of white occupation. The stone and heavy timber walls providing some security for early shepherds worried about aboriginal attacks as the white man’s mutton invasion continued inexorably into the Wiradjuri lands beyond the early colony’s Limit of Settlement.

The roof iron had collapsed into the building and lay, twisted, still hot, amongst the ash and charred wall slabs, roof beams and trusses. The carcasses of the dead sheep lay in a deep bed of ash, all in one corner where they had no doubt retreated from the flames only to be trapped and burned alive. Chook noted they had been rams, the blackened bony cores of their horns clearly visible. Chook felt a shiver run up his spine. Were these the prize Merino rams that Bagley claimed had been interfered with? No wonder Bagley looked dark. This could put a whole different complexion on the day.

As Chook followed the warden around to the rear of the building the smell changed and then there where the wall had partially collapsed out, Chook saw inside, the body; only the head and shoulders were visible, all tangled in charred timber and bent iron, the head reduced to a leering skull with adhesions of cartilage, charred flesh and burnt hair. The eyes had cooked in their sockets. The lips, shrunken back revealing blackened gums; the teeth, big, strong and dazzling white against the black, gave the appearance that the skull was laughing hysterically. Chook gagged and shivered again. It was unsettling, gruesome to look at. This burnt offering had once been a human being.

The warden stood back as Chook tried to get a better look at the corpse. He leaned inside the wall line. The whole business was still smoking and the smoke was getting in Chook’s eyes. He pulled his head away, his eyes watering. He reached out to get his balance and leaned on the rubble-stone wall. The stone was still uncomfortably hot and Chook pulled his hand away too quickly, loosing his balance and falling on his bum in the mud.

“Bloody fantastic!” said Chook, getting up to wipe the mud of his uniform serge.

“Yeah, we’ll have to wait until the whole thing’s cooled down before we can get the body out.” the warden offered a little too late for Chook’s griddled hand and muddy bum.

“Yeah, let’s do that.” Chook said sourly, but enjoying the soothing relief the mud was providing his hand. He waved it around a bit.

“Listen, has Bagley offered anything on the cause or nature of the fire? Bagley was still pacing some way off, his face a mask of dark animus.

“Hasn’t said a word mate” pulling his head to one side, chin in, and looking at the ground. “Not a dicky bird.”

Chook’s eyes narrowed and he looked over at Bagley. “That’s not like him.” His gaze stayed on Bagley.

“No mate it’s not.” The air between the men thickened with suspicion as they both kept Bagley in their gaze. “Once ‘ed arrived I expected to get chapter and verse on fire fighting delivered in the usual style.” The warden paused and looked at Chook. “’e ‘asn’t said a word, to anyone. Not a word. He’s just stood there were ‘e is. Highly unusual I’d say.”

“So he wasn’t here when you arrived. Who reported the fire?”

“Miss Hynde at “The Pines” over on the other side of the valley.” The warden pointed to a cottage about two miles away on the opposite side of Molong Creek, nestled in a corner where two tall stands of old Monterey Pines met. The little white house was magically aglow in the deep dark green of the pines, at that moment illuminated, picked out in a beam of sunlight breaking through the dispersing rain clouds. “You can see the whole valley from her place.”

Chook was momentarily transfixed by the uncanny scene. He shook his head and deliberately looked at Pat.

“Does Bagley know about the body?” Chook looked back at Bagley.

“Well the men got pretty excited when they first saw it. There was some shouting and hoying but I don’t know whether Bagley knows or not. Like I said, ‘e hasn’ come any closer than “e is now since ‘e arrived.”

The fire was out and the rest of the fire crew had begun to rake out the embers to spread the heat and hasten the cooling. They were about to start pulling off the crumpled iron when Chook shouted for them to stop. The firemen stopped and turned looking to the warden for direction.

“What’s on ya mind Chook? The warden asked while the men waited.

“Something about this doesn’t sit right.” Chook said with classic understatement. He took a good long slow look around the area. “Look it could be anything at this stage. Misadventure, suicide, manslaughter, or it might be murder. I’m gonna have to call it a crime scene anyway, so no one touches anything until I can get the Inspector out from Orange. How much water have you got left in the tanker? Have ya got enough to just keep damping the hot spots?”

“Yeah, sure; we’ve prob’ly got a couple a hundred gallons left. If we run low we can call the other tanker but I don’t think that’ll be necessary. Why, whata ya thinkin’?”

Chook didn’t feel like explaining himself. He wasn’t sure he could anyway, but there was a growing feeling that the thing better be done by the book. Whatever had gone on here, it wasn’t simple. There was a whole lot more that Chook didn’t know. This was MacGuire’s land, his building; those were probably his rams; which meant Bagley was going to be a fixture of the investigation.

Chook wasn’t certain about what he was thinking and decided that a simple cover story would hold the warden. “Have you met Inspector Beuzeville from Orange? He’s a stickler for the regs. We’ve got a body therefore this is a crime scene until it’s released by the Inspector.”

“Whatever you say Chook.” The warden was happy to be shot of the responsibility of being boss of the fire. It’d save him from having to deal with Bagley. If the police said this was a crime scene then a crime scene it was. Someone else could do the worrying.

“I want your men to pace out 50 yards in all directions from the fire. Then they’re to stay outside that perimeter except for the bloke on the hose and he should try and move around as little as possible. As soon as there’s no more smoke or steam, he has to move outside the perimeter.” Chook looked over at Bagley again. He’d have to talk with him. “I’m gonna have a yack with Bagley then I’ve got some calls to make. I’ll get someone out here as soon as I can, just make sure that there’s someone here all the time until he gets here. I’ve got a feeling in me water about this one.”

“Whatever you say Chook.” the warden said again, taking his cue from Chook’s serious tone. He turned and shouted at the firemen, “Righto, disconnect the pumps, pack it up. Bob you hook up to the tanker and run the little pump. Set ya nozzle to spray and just keep it playing over the hot spots. Mick, you pace out and mark a fifty-yard perimeter; and remember, all of you, don’t move anything, don’t disturb anything. This is now a crime scene, the cops are in charge.” The half dozen young volunteer firemen got to it. Mick was pacing out the perimeter and flagging it with tagged stakes, the others were emptying and rolling the hoses. The one called Bob had reconnected to the tanker and started the little petrol pump. He took up a position on the high side of the blackened ruin and commenced damping down.

Chook walked over to Bagley who had stopped pacing and was looking blackly at Fowler.

“You took ya bloody time Fowler.” Bagley always started every encounter with an insult or criticism. “If you’d been here first thing like I said maybe this wouldna happened.” Bagley let that sink in. “Those bloody rams were worth a small fortune. Every one of ‘em’s a ribbon winner.” His anger and frustration were plain.

Chook wasn’t in the mood for Bagley. He had no patience for the man’s abrasive and insulting way.

“Ya can’t go up there Bagley. It’s a crime scene for the next few days. I’m gonna have ta call in the D’s from Orange.”

“What, can’t handle a little fire Fowler” Bagley smirked.

That was it. Chook had about as much from Bagley as he was gonna take. The man was unfit for civilised congress.

“Look Bagley, there’s a dead body in the back corner. This “little fire” is much more important than the loss of some bloodstock no matter how valuable they mighta been. Bloody hell man, the rams are insured aren’t they?”

Fowler was just hitting his straps. “A man’s dead Bagley. Burned liked a forgotten Sunday roast.” Bagley didn’t react and didn’t seem to care. Just like the bastard, thought Chook.

“You don’t go closer than fifty yards and if I find out you have, then I’ll arrest you for interfering in a police investigation.” Chook looked Bagley straight in the eye “Have ya got that?”

“Ya wanna watch ya self Fowler. I’m not without influence round here.” Bagley threatened, inflated with pride, “While ever I’m manager here I’ll go where I damn well please and do what I need to.”

The fact that a dead man had been found on the property he managed didn’t appear to be figuring in his calculations at this point. To Bagley it was obviously a bloody inconvenience but essentially someone else’s problem. “What about my bloody rams?”

“MacGuire’s rams Bagley. Remember? You’re just the help.” Chook was really getting on Bagley’s tits now, he could see it, and saw no reason to back off. “I’ve had enough of you Bagley. You may think you’re a big wheel round here but to me ya just a bully; a loud mouthed common thug. Those you can’t thump ya threaten. You push ya luck on this and you’ll find out just what the NSW Police are capable of. Have I made myself clear enough now?”

Chook always felt a slow surge of blood when he invoked the brotherhood of the force.

“You’ll regret this Fowler. I’m not a man to make an enemy of.” Bagley was fuming. He spat into the mud, turned and walked back to his Land Rover.

“I’ll need to talk to you later. Make sure you’re somewhere where I can find you.” Chook shouted at Bagley’s retreating back.

“You can go to buggery Fowler. I’m sure you know the way.” Bagley got in the Land Rover and took off down the valley towards the main homestead, on his way to report to MacGuire.

Chook wondered what made a man like Bagley. Even a dead body didn’t move him. He had no friends so far as the Policeman knew; and though he was married, he and his wife had no children. All he had was his job at MacGuire’s, his own high opinion of himself and an indefatigable drive to get what he wanted no matter the cost to those around him.

He was a brutal boss known for violence against casual hands. He’d blinded a young rouseabout in a fistfight when Chook was a teenager. He’d been charged with grievous bodily harm but the charges were dropped when the complainant failed to show for court. There was talk he’d been paid off.

Over the years there had been many stories of Bagley’s cruelty and he reserved a specially callous contempt for the Fairbridge boys he took on, treating them little better than the animals themselves and reminding them all the time that they were the waste and detritus of the empire and they should be bloody grateful he employed them at all. In short he was a shit of a man in Chook’s opinion, and this investigation was going to be all the more difficult with him involved.

Fowler got on the radio in the ute and contacted the station in Orange. He made a quick report to Inspector Beuzeville who agreed it was suspicious and that it should be looked into more thoroughly. He couldn’t come right away; he’d be out at 6AM tomorrow morning. Best to get the body out before the heat of the day. In the mean time the Inspector told the Sergeant to secure the scene, cover the body as best you can and no one to touch anything, he’d bring the Coroner’s Pathologist and a police photographer with him, “Over and out.”

Chook got out of the ute and walked back up to the burnt out building. He told the young fiery that he had to go into town but that there’d someone back in an hour to relieve him. The young bloke just nodded as he distractedly continued to hose the sodden remains of the building.

Chook got in the ute and took off back into town. The sky was now clearing rapidly and the road was steaming as the afternoon sun came out from behind the clouds. There were still several hours of light yet and there was a lot Chook wanted to get done before Beuzeville came out in the morning. He’d get young Molloy to sit the night watch at the scene, Chook wanted to talk with Miss Hynde and he’d have to beard Bagley at home; and just to be sure he’d talk to MacGuire too, if he wasn’t down in the smoke.

This was more like it, Chook thought. Real Police work, hopefully with a real outcome. This wasn’t dealing with drunks or scolding kiddies, or another turn in the eternal dance with Jack. This was meat and potatoes Police work.

There weren’t that many bodies turn up in Molong in suspicious circumstances and Chook always took these cases very seriously. People needed to know what happened and the dead man, lying in the cooling ruin, that horrible skull silently screaming for justice, he would have one last mate and Chook wasn’t about to let a mate down.

Chook realised at that moment that though procedure required an open mind, the gut feeling that was developing deep inside him was insistently shouting “foul play”. Chook had learnt young not to deny his gut feelings, but what had exactly gone on here was still a mystery waiting to be deciphered.

Chook put his foot down and for the first time in months turned on the siren.

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