.... You know that thing you did with the loaves and fishes ....

In a dramatic turnaround, the Chief of the IMF, Serge Pants has agreed to call for divine intervention in the Greek debt crisis.  Scott Free, the Pig’s Arms Boozecasting (PABC) correspondent in the Haig chocolate shop in the Strand Arcade reported this afternoon that the IMF has decided to opt for a three-pronged solution:

• Throw the foreign exchange and future derivative traders out with the tampon of the temple.
• Turn the other cheque.
• Feed the 15 million while cheeseburgers are only a buck each at Maccas.

Sauces close to the barbecue were feeling the heat and they said it would take a miracle to get out of this mess but something had to be done souvlaki or later.

** Fundamentalists, please don’t crack a fatwah over this, it’s just a joke, OK ?