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The King and Aye

14 Thursday Aug 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Australian political exiles, Boat-people, Refugees

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Story by Emmjay

So, as the sun rises on another balmy day in the kingdom of Burmalia, the king and his advisers sit, crossed-legged, on the veranda of the west wing of the palace. The early morning sun warms the pandanus palms in the garden nearby and the dew wafts gently from the leaves and vanishes like the hint of a good idea.

They sip tea. No-one speaks. The air is taught with anticipation. The king stands and concentrates on the massive teak door in the garden wall. The latch turns and a slim and short man in the uniform of the palace guard steps inside, noiselessly closes the door, turns and walks towards the group on the verandah. He approaches with the purposeful but cautious gait of a man bearing difficult news. Not bad news, but news likely to cause the king some concern.

He arrives at the steps, stops and bows deeply. Waits.

“Brandis” says the king, acknowledging him and inviting him to speak his news. The group are all standing now, silent.

“Majesty”, he replies “the honourable minister for the navy sends his greetings and wishes to inform you that another boat carrying Australian politicians is approaching our shore. He respectfully asks for your instructions”.

“Thank you, Brandis” says the king. “Please take tea with us for the moment while we confer. Gentlemen, be seated”.

“Be so kind as to call the minister for foreign affairs, please Mr Hoo-key” says the king.

“How many boats this time, Brandis?” asks the king.

“One, Majesty”.

“One” replies the king, unworried.

“How many refugee politicians ?”

“One hundred and seventy-two, majesty” says Brandis.

“I see” says the king. “Not so many”.

“No, Majesty”.

“Women and children ?” says the king.

“No, Majesty” says Brandis.

The minister for foreign affairs enters and bows deeply.

“The Australian boat politicians, minister. What is making these people seek refuge in Burmalia ?”

“Your majesty, since the revolution began, working families in Australia have turned on their former political masters and many have fled or remain in hiding.”

“I see. Why are they so objectionable ?”

“Majesty, it is said that they have scant regard for the needs of ordinary people. The popular blogsphere says that they feather their own nests, cheat on their travel expenses, look after their friends to the exclusion of everyone else. Worse, it appears, Majesty, they tax the poor and the sick, remove funding from education and speak ill of their indigenous neighbours”.

“I have heard that they are warriors” says the king.

“It is true, Majesty, they seem to enjoy fighting in other people’s wars” says the minister for foreign affairs. “They regard themselves as deputies to the Americans” she adds.

“And the Americans ?” says the king.

“Could scarcely care less so long as Australia continues to provide safe investment and harbour for American military” adds the minister.

“No women or children on the boat ?” asks the king.

“No, Majesty, Australians do not take female politicians seriously. No children because Australian male politicians don’t take any women seriously” says the foreign minister.

“What is the feeling of the people of Burmailia”? asks the king.

“The people of Burmalia are sad that Australian politicians are so despised by their own people. We understand that Australian politicians are a very low caste, are overwhelmingly ignorant and uncaring neo-conservatives, no doubt”, says the minister of the interior.

“But we should show them the care and courtesy we give to all our citizens, Majesty. With your assent, Majesty, we will feed, house and clothe them first. Then we will ask our monks to attend to their spiritual education.”

“Let it be so” says the king. “I will offer them the opportunity to work with the lepers” he says, smiling. “They may feel that they are amongst friends”.

“Are we finished ?” asks the king, which is to say that “We are finished”.

“Shall we meditate on loving kindness ?” says the king, closing his eyes and feeling the warmth of the sun rising above the pandanus.

 

 

 

This bullying Australia

26 Thursday Sep 2013

Posted by gerard oosterman in Uncategorized

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Manus Island, Quo Vadis, Refugees, Scott Morrison'Australia.Nauru

imagesScott Morrison

Bullying is what defines us as a nation.

For absolute proof of a bullying nation, surely you can’t get past on how we see and treat refugees coming by boat. Of course it would be better if no one made that journey. The fact is that refugees will undertake that trip. They have nothing to lose.
It is how we treat refugees after they have made it to Australian waters or land that we are getting close to behaving like a pre-war Germany. A blank-out on news was also imposed then.

Look at the sheer pleasure on politicians faces when they announce even harsher treatments.

The glint in Scott Morrison’s eye when he announced stopping ‘shipping news’. ” We will not announce any news on arrivals of illegal boats from Indonesia,” he announced with the mien of a Quo Vadis gladiator. Morrison must have repeated that statement over and over again while in bed the previous few weeks.

Oh the sheer joy on Morrison’s face all aglow into the camera: ” if they (notice the ‘they’ and not ‘refugees’) are fit enough to get on a boat ‘they’ are fit enough to be sent to Manus or Nauru island.”

As Morrison was warming up to the subject, he brought forth his dream of being seen as the man who stopped the boats. Triumphantly beaming at the prospect of having beaten back the armada of boats threatening Australia, our borders, our security. “There will be a 24 hour turnover” he chortled. This was his Waterloo moment.

Not once did Morrison even come close to mentioning ‘people’, let alone ‘refugees.’ The language of Morrison on boat people was brutalising us all.

How do you think all that comes over to our young, our children for whom we must be an example?

The bullying at schools is of course a natural reaction of what they, the young students, get fed almost daily on the TV or media. Why show respect for others when the lack of it by their peers is trumpeted on our TV almost nightly.

There is even a fair bit of sneering and belittling on this blog, isn’t there ?

Shadow Immigration Policy Tango (on Stopping the Boats)

29 Wednesday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

≈ 19 Comments

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asylum seekers, diseases, Opposition immigration policy, Refugees, tango

Deep Deep Shadow Minister for Immigration Scott Morrison - our thanks to the Monthly

– a new Coalition low – Inferring asylum seekers are riddled

with nasty diseases

Hideous Diseases Tango

Step off the leaky boat here and then we will scarya,
And accuse you of rampant malaria.
We’ll whisk you all off in our spotless new buses
As you cough up a lung with pertussis.

And if it’s your dickie that smarts and often tingles,
It’s probably syphilis or shingles.
So if you decide here and now you will threaten us,
We’ll know from your lockjaw – it’s tetanus!

Step off your overloaded barge with a nasty discharge –
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases Tango.

Well, look here, midst your underweighted babies
I could swear that I see some definite signs of rabies
But in the growing xenophobic hysteria
It could well be a case of dyptheria.

And those dribbly drops of pus
Gonorhhoea, it seems to us
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases tango.

Wasting away ? Another TB day !
Sc0tt M0rris0n’s here to say
“Take your Hepatitises away!”
And we’re sorry that we must leave ya
With just a touch of Chlamydia or Dengue fever
Dehydrate ?  Oh my, it’s important not to die
As you dance to the Hideous Diseases tango.

So take your partners and the underweighted kiddies
Cousins, nieces and hairy toothless biddies
To some sh1thole Malays1an hotel
You won’t notice the smell !
And you can dance to the Hideous Diseases tango!

As we fiddle the refugee Grand Total,
You can contemplate lice that are scrotal.
We’ll pretend to process your shonky application.
Feel grateful for the love of our great nation.
We might process your batch –
If you try not to scratch,
Just keep dancin’ the Hideous Diseases tango !

Ole !

The Cost of Obstinacy

21 Sunday Aug 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

≈ 54 Comments

Tags

Australia, boatpeople, Refugees, Treasury

The treasury informs us that 2.4 billion has been spent on detaining boat people since 2000. This has worked out at $100.000, — per boat people. I wonder how long this stupid waste of money will be allowed to continue. The tide in favour of off shore detention has now been shrinking, and ever so slowly there now appears the realisation, that, if not from an humanitarian point, but from a financial point of view, we might be better off to swallow our pride or blind obstinacy and simply do what the rest of the world has been doing for many years, dealing with a difficult problem that presents itself directly on most of their doorsteps on a never ending and daily basis.

After all, not many countries have the luxury of spare and submissive countries or excised islands close by where refugees can be send to and let to slowly languish into a trickle while getting their status processed.  In the meantime, as we get pointed out daily, concerns about their treatment, resulting in hundreds of cases of self harm and mental break-downs, riots and AFP involvements is ringing alarm bells worldwide especially amongst the UNHCR. No matter what we do to try and repel the boat people, they will undertake those dangerous voyages, no matter what we try to discourage them or brutalize them. They have nothing to lose.

So what is that fear that Australia has about dealing with boatpeople that, no matter what, will continue to arrive at our doorstep? Are they armed or pose threats? Do they come with murderous intent, rape and pillage? The most and not unreasonable assumption is, that many more will arrive, if we let our guard down. That might well be true. So what?  Australia happily takes in more than a hundred thousand migrants in a year. Suppose, if a thousand boatpeople a week arrive on our shores a week. What is the problem with that?

Surely, by reducing our normal intake of migrants by fifty thousand would still not increase the overall number. Consider that the reduction of fifty thousand migrants from ‘normal’ channels are those that are probably with much less urgent needs to come here, then why not kill 2 birds with one stone. Consider how our image would change overnight?

 Instead of being looked upon by many with the horrors piped out on TV’s world- wide, first with The Tampa and then the terrible sights of roof-top refugees, burning and self harming, those terrible drowning at Christmas Island. Sometimes, the footage resembles something close to the torture on Guantanamo Bay where hundreds are also still languishing after many years.

The advantage of age is the luxury of hindsight. I remember still a similar fear of refugees and new-comers in the late fifties and sixties. The ‘reffos’ and Italians and Greeks were knife pullers and worse, garlic eaters. They would catch trains or buses while speaking strange languages. That fear for Southern Europeans later changed into a fear for the boat-people from Vietnam. They would bring exotic diseases and wore funny hats.

All of those fears were unfounded. Can you imagine Australia without the huge benefits from all those brave enough to have had the guts to come here? We would all still be slurping milk-shakes, eating meat pies with lamingtons in hand, and thronging around the 6’o’clock ‘time-out gentlemen’ pubs. The Sundays, they were deadly quiet with just the stray dogs about, scratching their fleas at deserted suburban rail-stations.

We now again still seem to harbour those fears for the Afghans, Burmese or Iraqis, again based on fried air, nothing much more.

What is that fear and why do we allow fear to compete so sadly with compassion?

Come on Aussies. Open your hearts. Take the risk and deal with those unfortunate boat-people arrivals as best as we can. Deal with the problem with honesty and do it in the country where they wanted to come to, Australia. Show the world we care and have compassion. We are the largest and least densely population country in the world. Not just a country but a complete continent.  Let’s also have the largest hearts.

Woman Rape

22 Wednesday Jun 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

≈ 5 Comments

Tags

Refugees, Syria, Turkey, Woman Rape, Xenophobia.

There have been some strange News items today. One was about an Irish Lady being freed from jail after an alleged rape by her on a woman in a toilet. The mind boggles but here is the item: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/21/3249367.htm?section=justin

I was lucky to get the article about the hospitable Turks up and running on the Drum but, gee, it was gone in a flash together with MacCullum’s piece. Many of the answers seemed to draw comfort from the fact that Turkey and Syria are neighbours and as Australia hasn’t got that problem it is therefore not a good comparison. I thought my piece was more about how Turkey declared to accept all those fleeing violence. Their minister from immigration declared. “They are human being in distress; we will not turn them away”. I might be wrong but I have yet to hear any Australian minister declare any empathy, a warm welcome or understanding of the plight of refugees.

In the face of this refugee flow, Turkey has taken action without involving international institutions in the process. However, international cooperation will be inevitable if the number grows. Large camps, mobile hospitals and residential areas have been created in response to the fundamental needs of the refugees; thanks to preliminary preparations, Turkey is now able to host 800,000 refugees. International human rights organizations welcome Turkey’s generous attitude. Despite the fact its stance will further encourage others to flee and take refugee, Turkey’s preference not to close the border is extremely humane. At this point, the people of Güveççi village deserve particular credit and thanks; they have been mobilized to help out the refugees and given away everything they had to extend support for even those who stayed on the other side of the border, teaching humanity a lesson.

http://www.news.az/articles/turkey/38741

It seems amazing how the issue of so few numbers of refugees in Australia have excited so many. It still remains unanswered why Australia is getting so worked up about so few that end up on our shores. We are really slack and lacking in our humanity.  Perhaps it is due to our education. So many, despite many nationalities having settled here, seem ignorant of the world’s geography or different cultures.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/21/3249679.htm?section=justin

 

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