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Stewart Lee on Trump

19 Sunday Aug 2018

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Barrel of Porn Actresses, Stewart Lee, Trump

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKV-ps1QQvE

 

We’re up in Brisvegas this weekend and the paper this morning had a headline shouting that Dutton was making a play for the Prime Minister’s job.  What a C-bomb !

On Monday I’m going to find out who to join up with to campaign against the steaming pile of shitty pond scum.

In the meantime, we can draw strength from Stewart Lee’s take on Trump.

Love and peace to all our Pig’s Arms contributors and friends.

Emmjay

 

Fin du Guerre Mondial – Reuben Brand

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Reuben Brand

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Kim Jong Un, Trump

http://www.reubenbrand.com

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Trumpwits

30 Monday Jan 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Trump, Trumpwit

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With every announcement of Trump’s latest malfeasance, I ask myself how does it come to be that the world’s richest and most powerful nation can contemplate – much less actually elect a complete and utter moronic rapacious self-interested boof-headed lying maniac toupee with attached clown..

I imagine that the main reason is that Trump’s simple message of “Making America Great Again” speaks to the massive underclass of Americans who enjoy no economic power, have sporadic employment in impossibly low-paying jobs – or no jobs at all – as do those inhabiting the rust belt states where manufacturing is a distant memory.  We have seen them on TV – toothless denizens living in ramshackle squalor with no prospect of ever having a decent life; generations of poverty, poor health with no access to social services, no access to quality education and NO WAY OUT.

Hillary called them the “deplorables” – and what a vote winner that quip proved not to be !

I guess that if everything is basically shit, what’s there to lose in electing somebody who promises to shift the disenfranchisement across international borders ?“  He’s gonna smash those fat cats in Washington.  He’s gonna whack Muslims and anybody else we have been trained to hate.  Great !  Damn the collateral damage – full steam ahead.  Nobody seems to demand an answer about for whom the new America WILL be great – or just how that greatness will pan out in hillbilly heaven.

How can anyone be so bone-headedly stupid to believe Trump – or even for that matter the local Hansonite loonies ?  Hispanics for Trump – is that an oxymoron or what !!

I’m betting that here we have a perfect storm of cause and effect.  America’s notoriously unsuccessful education mess (who would call it a system ?) leaves many people unequipped to understand simple facts and concepts,  or to be able and wanting to question lies – far less understanding complex issues like their own welfare.  The people who unquestioningly do what they’re told to do by the loudest redneck media for the reward of a fleetingly short illusion of being included – in anything – for the first time in their lives.

Does anyone with a scintilla of an education ever vote for arsehats like Trump ?  Certainly a large number of gummy hillbillies do !  And women who don’t think rampant misogyny is any big deal.  Not when pussy-grabbing has been, for them, a family sport for generations.

“I’s toothless because I cain’t afford no dentist”.  Same or worse for medical care.

This is something I just don’t get.  Why is it that the impoverished are so against Obamacare ?  Why is it that so much disease and ill health is caused by incredibly poor lifestyle choices like diets composed exclusively of fast food, hi carb fructose-laden  shit ?  Well, it’s because BIG FOOD is monstrously powerful politically and flogs junk food with impunity.  And probably also because a black man conceived their first shot at affordable health care.

And guns.  How difficult is it to join the dots between a lack of gun control and mass shootings ?   The USA – dumb and dumber.

I also struggle understanding why it is that such an allegedly God-fearing nation is so ignorant about ethics.  “I have built a fortune selling shit to masses of stupid people.  God has helped me do it.  So it must be OK.  God is not aginst anyone getting rich   … and since I don’t have a camel, I’ll be right getting into Heaven.”

I would like to believe that a decent education is a fair preventative – for stopping or reducing the compulsion for anyone to vote for a complete arsehat.  That may or may not be right however – I give you Scott Morrison, Peter Dutton, George Brandis, Adolph Abetz, Tony Abbott, Arthur Sinodinis and Barnaby Joyce.  Perhaps a fairly good education is a necessary but not sufficient pre-condition for preventing fuckwit voting.  I’ll grant you that in the US, it was a diabolically hard choice – between a very questionable Democrat and the ultra-right of the Republicans.

To explain the Trump win, perhaps we need to throw in plebeian susceptibility to swallowing a good media bashing.  Maybe a dash of herd mentality, a soupcon of casual indifference, a scattering of snickering malice and a penchant to resort to abuse in lieu of debate.

A Guardian article told a story about some of the heavy hitters from Silicon Valley already fuelling up their Lear jets in anticipation of the coming apocalypse.  The piece said that the dude who created PayPal – a Facebook board member has led the charge to a place as far away as you can get from Trump’s shitstorm – New Zealand.  When a NZ parliamentarian asked how was it that this chap could buy $4 million worth of lakeside land in the South Island without foreign investment review, the reply was that this chap had already taken the precaution of becoming a New Zealand / US dual citizen …. So, no problem….  Nice.  Nothing quite so fine as being in the upwardly mobile.

The education line of argument is a compelling one in my book.  How is it that fat cat western nations are ever going to secure peace in the world ?  Not by thinking “us and them”.

But by educating our populations to understand that no matter how hard the west bombs the crap out of belligerents, or raises walls against the poorest refugee, peace will be elusive until the west understands the source of belligerence, respects the fact that those folks have a genetically-held belief in their position, a right to fair humane treatment and that force and violence against them will work no better than their use of it against the west.  Otherwise we will remain stubbornly in the dark ages of Trump and his ilk. Complex problems are never going to yield to simplistic solutions.  We need the hoi-polloi as well as the elite to know stuff – and be able to apply logic to sort out the mess and to be able to fend off Trumpwits.  Locking the front and back door is no long-term solution when the hordes come over the barricades.

I read a quote in the Guardian a few days ago that said Trump is a good thing because he will take the US and possibly the rest of the western world to such a low place that the only future direction is up.  The way to a strong democracy is via a pernicious fascist dictatorship.

Wow.  Great !

 

Trump Releases Statement Distancing Himself From Cory Bernardi Endorsement

03 Thursday Nov 2016

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Bernardi, Trump

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Re-Blogged from the fantastic Shovel

Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved swiftly to remove the stench created by Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s endorsement, saying he had no prior knowledge of the South Australian’s backing.

“I have standards,” Mr Trump said in a carefully-worded statement today. “This is not the type of company I want to keep – I have an image to maintain here. People are free to make endorsements, but that doesn’t mean I have to accept them”.

The Trump camp is acutely aware that an association with someone as ridiculous as Cory Bernardi is not a good look. At this late stage in the campaign, image-management is everything.

Political commentator John Scotchmore said candidates were often judged by the people they associated with. “Trump supporters are willing to go along with some pretty crazy ideas, but there are limits,” he said, adding it was a ‘smart move’ by Trump HQ to move so decisively on the matter.

We are Defs NOT Amused

12 Monday Sep 2016

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Neville Cole, Politics in the Pig's Arms, Virgil's Aeneid

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Mad as Hell, Neville Cole, Trump

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The Pig’s Arms delights in the return of Neville Cole !

Queen Victoria once famously said “we are not amused” and for the first time in my life I can identify with that humorless old bitch. This past year has torn out my funny bone and stomped it to dust. I swear to god, Mad Max Fury Road is beginning to feel less and less apocalyptic and more and more like a best-case scenario for mankind.

A year ago, I’ll admit, there was still an aging anarchist inside me screaming: “Bring it on! How bad could Trump be? This shit is going to be hilarious!” But, like a lifelong atheist facing certain death, I’m starting to have second thoughts.

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I think my affliction began in earnest after I re-read Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves to Death. I’m here to say: that book is not fun. It’s just…not. In fact, it’s even more of punch to the kidneys today than it was 30 years ago when it was first published.

These days the things Postman says in Amusing Ourselves to Death don’t so much make you think as jump off the page, grab you by the throat, and beat you into submission.

Consider one of the book’s main themes…

Our politics, religion, news, athletics, education and commerce have been transformed into congenial adjuncts of show business, largely without protest or even much popular discourse.

If you have any doubt that this has happened. Well, let me introduce to you to a little thing we call “the internets.” Folks, we are living in the Golden Age of Show Business.

Some of Postman’s other concerns seem quaint in comparison to our brave new reality.

In AOTD for example, Postman reveals his horror that “the President of the United States is a former movie actor.” Damn! Who among us wouldn’t welcome Ol’ Ronnie back to the White House today with big old bag of jelly bellys* Honest Ronnie! We don’t care if you facilitate the sale of arms to the whole Middle East! Just come back and save us, please! We are begging you!

Hmm… Come to think of it. Seems like he had a point. Maybe we should have been more concerned back then.

After all, one of Postman’s big concerns was that Reagan was a celebrity. He felt that “the politician as celebrity has made political parties irrelevant.” Yeah, just ask the Republican Party about that one. Hey Fellas! You’re Fired!

By the way, does it not seem conceivable that elections could soon be broadcast reality show? Oh! I wonder who with get the Presidential Rose tonight! The way I see it, pretty soon ONLY celebrities will run for elected office. Who else is going to be able to compete?

I could go on and on about how much worse things have got since AOTD was published.

For example, at one point Postman notes bitterly that: public discourse has become dangerous nonsense.  Hoo boy! Do you think in his wildest dreams he ever imagined a Trump Policy Speech? Or the comments section of your local digital rag? Or Twitter, for christsakes!

But, you know, all this said, I can’t say I blame people for not being better informed. I’ve tried… and it’s damn, hard work.

Disinformation is the new norm and sorting truth from bullshit is damn near impossible; especially in a world where facts are irrelevant.

If you, like me, have tried to follow the press following Trump; it is obvious they have given up. There are so many distortions they start every report with a general disclaimer: Everything this guy says is a complete and utter lie. Then they try and pretend they are still reporting news. It is exhausting. For all of us. At a certain point you just have to get up and shut it off. And believe me, I’m not trying to pretend Hillary is all that different. It’s just that Trump has taken this whole dance into a different dimension. This is some historic crazy people.

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And you know what? We are mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore! I see it everywhere. People are turning off and tuning out. They are no longer amused.

Jon Stewart famously left The Daily Show because of what he termed “bullshit mountain”. He explained that he just had to leave because “Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression,” he said. “I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don’t get turd lung disease.”

You know, I think my whole point is… I know exactly how he feels and I am not amused. God help me, I am not amused.

*In case you weren’t aware, Jelly Bellys were Reagan’s all time favorite candy.

 

 

John Oliver Destroys Donald Trump

09 Wednesday Mar 2016

Posted by Mark in Algernon, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Trump, US Presidential Elections

Trump for President

Trump for President

 

A discovery by Algernon

I thought this a nice complement to Nev Cole’s excellent series on the US primaries. Its about 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGc2nN9OguQ

Super Tuesday 2016

02 Wednesday Mar 2016

Posted by nevillecole in Neville Cole, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Bernie Sanders, Cruz, Hilarious Clinton, Rubio, Trump

Super-Tuesday

From Our Emeritus North American Correspondent, Neville Cole

What a SUPER Tuesday we have in store today! There’s no time to waste so let’s leap head first in the muck!

The Republican Presidential Pissing Contest is getting down and really dirty this week with so many delegates up for grabs.


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Little Marco Rubio finally put two and two together (and got five, by the way). He came out with a bang this week by dropping the 2016 campaign’s very first dick joke (though I can guarantee you it won’t be the last).

After, suggesting that Drumpf-a-sore-ass wet himself during the last debate/wrestlemania show he wrapped up his (ah-hem) comments by asking the crowd if they’d ever seen how small The Donald’s hands were. “You know what they say” Little Marco chirped, “Small hands, small… “ Whatever he said after that was lost (under a tsunami of laughs, cheers and what can only be described as violent goat orgasms). The Rubio crowd loves it when Little Marco goes potty.

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Have you watched the people behind these Republican’s candidates? I can’t take my eyes off them. Mouths perpetually agape with joy. Sides bent double with laughter. Old men chest bumping each other after each insult. The crowd at the Apollo has never been this animated. The Romans watching the gladiators at the Coliseum were more sedate. What do they feed these people before the show? Deep-fried sugared crack snax?

Jesus Cruz has faded from view this week somewhat thanks to Little Marco’s Drumpf Roast Roadshow; but his (human) dad come out on radio to confirm that his son is here to “share the love of Jesus Christ with every person of every race, color and creed for the love of Christ and the love of this country.” So… there’s that.

Gentle Ben Carson is still around but no one, least of all him, knows why. He did however pledge this week that if elected he will end the non-existent ban against Christianity in America’s public schools. We don’t even know what planet this guy is from anymore. Please Gentle Ben, go back to hibernation…you seem like you could really use a nap.

Meanwhile Drumpf-a-sore-ass blasted a few big ones this week. None bigger than when he literally rolled out super-heavyweight endorser, Chris “Moby Dick” Christie. By some miracle the stage was able to hold the egos of both long enough for M. Dick to blurt: “Sure, I hate this son-of-a-bitch. Don’t we all? But, if America is going to vote for this golden-tuffed lunatic, then Chris Christie is going to be the first big fish who jumps in the boat with him!” The Donald then slapped his behemoth buddy on the back and responded: We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

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The Donald solidified the racist vote this week when he picked up the endorsement of former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, David Duke. With three Southern States on the line Tuesday, Drumpf-a-sore-ass was careful to dodge questions about Duke on CNN this week. Deciding clearly that misdirection was the better part of valor Trumpy played dumb and disinterested muttering random words such as: “Who? What? I don’t know this David Duke you speak of? KKK? What is this KKK? I’m going to have to look into that. White Supremacy? I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.” Eventually, the CNN interviewer poured gasoline over his head and set himself on fire to get out of having to ask any more questions.

Over on the Democratic side…
Well, folks… I hate to break it to you but for all Uncle Bern’s big talk this race could be all over but the red-faced shouting by Wednesday. If Uncle Bern can’t hold Vermont, Colorado, Minnesota, and put up a really good showing in Massachusetts… his dream of a socialist utopia from Des Moines to Del Mar, from Butte, Montana to Duck Hill, Mississippi, well, his campaign will be as dead as Marley’s doorknob.

Bernie’s putting on a brave face though I’ve noticed his step has lost a lot of its pep. He keeps pointing to New York (April 19) and California (June 7) as the touchstone. Sure, if this election were being voted on by the Academy, Uncle Bern would be a shoe in; but if the silver-crested Bernie can actually hang around till June 7th then I for one may become this modern day Don Quixote’s Sancho Panza. Hate to say it Bernie fans but I think it’s over.

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My SUPER TUESDAY PICKS

Republican Pissing Contest: Jesus Cruz just wins Texas, Drumpf-a-sore-ass wins…EVERYWHERE ELSE! Little Marco celebrates string of strong second places.

Democratic (soon to be) One-Horse Race: Uncle Bern wins Vermont, squeaks by in Colorado, Minnesota, and Oklahoma, loses Massachusetts by more than hoped, and is soundly beaten everywhere else. Both candidates see these results as “a good sign”

Good luck to all…just a few hours to go. Time to start drinking heavily.

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