Taureans are known for their tenacity and ability to concentrate.  More so than lesser signs – those are known more for their eight-acity – or nine-acity.  This week will be a big one for Taureans – which is lucky for the bigger bulls out there.

As the moon enters your house, you will more than likely need to close the blinds to get a decent sleep.

Taureans are also known for sleeping through their lunchbreaks and missing out on tucker – which makes you really cranky all afternoon until your hapless Piscean partner cooks dinner and you wash it down with something sangrian.

Your lucky numbers are 0-9 and a-f (hex) or 0 and 1 if you fall into a binary loop.

Taureans will continue to enjoy a fulsome love life – particularly when their partners come into heat, roughly around September 2014.

Fortune will smile on Taureans and all the other signs as the stars rise over your stable relationship and a distant relative will relinquish the leadership of a major political party in an apparently bloodless chicken coup.

This week’s favourable colour is red and you should expect another good run in Pamplona next year.

Your long-range ‘scope suggests that you will meat a tall handsome chap in a blue and white striped apron hanging around the block, amidst sawdust.  More than that is uncertain, but if I was you, I’d steel myself for some cutting remarks.

Astral Wally

Cosmic Seer