I always knew that Merv had a good heart, he’s not the hardened type he pretends to be; there’s always a blow-up mattress under the pool table…
I gave him some old worn out sleeping bags last winter. Mustard ham in the morning, now that’s kind and caring…
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Yes,
I hope the blow-up mattrass might not be the only thing under the table.
He is probably very hard up and in need of some comfort and I pray some nice girl has crept under there as well.
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I hear the distant twang of balalaikas.
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Eeek. The place is swarming with Christmas elves.
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Do you mean Super Santas ?
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There, there. Have a candy cane. Cute little chap.
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Wow, for a homeless guy, this dude can sure play and sing, Mike.
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He certainly can, Mike, my man. Where do you think a homeless guy might score a Taylor guitar ?
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I suspect that Opie and Anthony lent it to him. Pity they didn’t also lend him a roof.
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Good call. But I’m pretty sure that Merv will let him sleep in the public bar under the pool table for the moment.
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Fair enough. Drink ?
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Don’t mind if I do. A pair of Trotters, thanks Manne. And one for Mustard. What a ham !
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I always knew that Merv had a good heart, he’s not the hardened type he pretends to be; there’s always a blow-up mattress under the pool table…
I gave him some old worn out sleeping bags last winter. Mustard ham in the morning, now that’s kind and caring…
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Oh yeh…A good heart is hard to find!
Fergal Sharkey.
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I can live without ham even at Christmas but i need to hang around people with good and kindly hearts all year long…
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And so you do !
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