Well, it goes to show that there IS a Santa Clause after all. And it also goes to show what a totally shithouse perceptor of the future is your humble correspondent. A few days ago I wrote that the Labor Party might be pragmatic, but it typically gives a leader a fair shot at failure before giving him the heave-ho. Remember Caldwell displaced by Whitlam, Hayden pushed out by Hawke – also just before an election, Hawke by Keating ….. and now Kevin by the Power Fox. Sorry, her Highness the Power Fox.
I don’t think Beazley by Latham and Latham by Crean (or was it the other way around) count. None of these fine gentlemen ever had a snowball’s chance of becoming PM.
But this time, the Labor party has shown that it has definitely moved into the 21st century by striking early and going hard – on Kevin – just because he had the whiff of failure about him – and because, let’s face it, we hate to be told what to do and how to think – especially by a smart arse churchie who’s often right. But there were quite a few not-rights, and nobody really wants to hear the PM reading the Apology-of-the-Day – day after day. I guess the buck really DID stop with him. And today he was well and truly bucked. I think he deserves a great deal of respect for not contesting a vote he was certain to lose – not by a slim margin but by more than 2 to 1. Now was not the time to take on the fat cat miners, but when Julia gets in, and has three years for electoral amnesia to weave its magic, they had better pull up their socks and take it on the fucking chin.
None-the-less it certainly highlights the difference between the ALP and rabble of the co-alition. Three leaders in three years (the last with a single vote majority in their caucus) and all they can come up with is a budgy-smuggling bike riding swim god. Pathetic. True, the Labor party had a choice – an excellent choice – and the discipline to make it and make it with surgical precision. And Labor has the luxury of not having coalition partners who are total drop-kicks. Or Wilson Tuckey. Or the notorious comment by Liberal Senator Bill Heffernan who once questioned Julia’s political ability because she does not have children. Senator Heffernan said Ms Gillard was unfit for leadership because she was “deliberately barren”.
I know Senator Heffernan apologised, but I’d personally love to see him eat a mountain of humble pie now. From the arse end of the opposition benches, of course.
So how will Julia play out ? I’m predicting a comfortable smashing of the Libs when women of Australia get to chose between a mysogynist papist and a talented woman of true grit. Does anyone remember Tony’s “sometimes I tell fibs speech” ? Is anyone really going to vote for that jerk ? Maybe the Kevin haters might have. But it’s hard to imagine now.
Another (always proven wrong) prediction…… unless the Libs really DO want to get smashed running Tony as their leader, we should expect a return from Malcolm and then we could really see the battle between equal intellects …. and between capital and labour.
I was really disappointed by Rudd and was contemplating supporting the Greens (no other choice in the NSW election – and even then, that’s a waste). Now I’m happy to go back to the spirit of the party of the old days and support the campaign of the local federal member – as if that mattered much at all. Maybe Maxine McKew or another marginal candidate needs the help more….
I really hope that I’ve read the tea leaves more correctly this time around – and that Julia hasn’t been given the hospital pass that Carmen Lawrence, Joan Kirner (Anna Bligh – almost….) and certainly Kristina Keneally have taken…..

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/politics/witch-prime-minister-comes-from-this-valley/story-e6frgczf-1225884482109
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OMG. In the puerile atmosphere of the House of Reps they’ll have a field day with that name. Miffpronunthiation and all. If it turns out to be true. I guess the press just couldn’t resist the coal miner’s daughter associations, and they weren’t stretching the truth THAT much.
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And when are we to be graced with a photograph of our new Prime Minister either in a swimming suit, on a pushbike or both simultaneously?
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…be patient, it’s too cold in Canberra right now…next summer most likely.
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Too cold? She’s just a big girl.
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So?
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It’s an expression Helvi.
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I wonder if her partner will do the customary spread in the Australian Womens Weekly.
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Perhaps he can smuggle a budgie?
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And give it a nice hairdo.
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I never knew she was Welsh. Definitely a touch of the Susan Merrell persona there. Coal miner father. Classic.
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Dad was not a coal miner. Village was a coal mining one
though. Four years in Wales does not really make you Welsh. I know a lot of Aussies who spent longer than that overseas
or working in London. Julia is a true Aussie.
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Maybe Bob Ellis started that rumour about coal mines.
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Really? That’s interesting. There’s quite a lot of references on the web to her father having been a coal miner. I suppose it will sort itself out eventually.
Four years in Wales certainly doesn’t make you Welsh, especially if they are the first four. But being brought up in a Welsh family does. You might have no interest in people’s cultural backgrounds Vivienne, but I find it has quite an influence. As far as I know the trueness of her Aussieness is not under question though.
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Julia’s father was a policeman and then worked in the railways. His brothers worked in the mines (I think). Yes, I agree the family’s Welsh cultural background would be relevant to a degree but would point out that Julia has never made any big deal about being Welsh.
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So?
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So …what…Voice? I thought you wanted more information.
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Julia will now join the list of other women PM’s.
There are a surprising number of females in the traditional Latin macho countries. Perhaps their macho isn’t all that muchos?
1.Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Sri Lanka
Prime Minister, 1960-1965, 1970-1977, 1994-2000.
2.Indira Gandhi, India
Prime Minister, 1966-77, 1980-1984.
3.Golda Meir, Israel
Prime Minister, 1969-1974.
4.Isabel Peron, Argentina
President, 1974-1976
5.Elisabeth Domitien, Central African Republic
Prime Minister, 1975-1976
6.Margaret Thatcher, Great Britain
Prime Minister, 1979-1990.
7.Maria da Lourdes Pintasilgo, Portugal
Prime Minister, 1979-1980.
8.Lidia Gueiler Tejada, Bolivia
Prime Minister, 1979-1980.
9.Dame Eugenia Charles, Dominica
Prime Minister, 1980-1995.
10.Vigdís Finnbogadóttír, Iceland
President, 1980-96.
11.Gro Harlem Brundtland, Norway
Prime Minister, 1981, 1986-1989, 1990-1996.
12.Soong Ching-Ling, Peoples’ Republic of China
Honorary President, 1981.
13.Milka Planinc, Yugoslavia
Federal Prime Minister, 1982-1986.
14.Agatha Barbara, Malta
President, 1982-1987.
15.Maria Liberia-Peters, Netherlands Antilles
Prime Minister, 1984-1986, 1988-1993.
16.Corazon Aquino, Philippines
President, 1986-92.
17.Benazir Bhutto, Pakistan
Prime Minister, 1988-1990, 1993-1996.
18.Kazimiera Danuta Prunskiena, Lithuania
Prime Minister, 1990-91.
19.Violeta Barrios de Chamorro, Nicaragua
Prime Minister, 1990-1996.
20.Mary Robinson, Ireland
President, 1990-1997.
21.Ertha Pascal Trouillot, Haiti
Interim President, 1990-1991.
22.Sabine Bergmann-Pohl, German Democratic Republic
President, 1990.
23.Aung San Suu Kyi, Myanmar (Burma)
Her party won 80% of the seats in a democratic election in 1990, but the military government refused to recognize the results. She was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1991.
24.Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh
Prime Minister, 1991-1996.
25.Edith Cresson, France
Prime Minister, 1991-1992.
26.Hanna Suchocka, Poland
Prime Minister, 1992-1993.
27.Kim Campbell, Canada
Prime Minister, 1993.
28.Sylvie Kinigi, Burundi
Prime Minister, 1993-1994.
29.Agathe Uwilingiyimana, Rwanda
Prime Minister, 1993-1994.
30.Susanne Camelia-Romer, Netherlands Antilles
Prime Minister, 1993, 1998-
31.Tansu Çiller, Turkey
Prime Minister, 1993-1995.
32.Chandrika Bandaranaike Kumaratunge, Sri Lanka
Prime Minister, 1994, President, 1994-
33.Reneta Indzhova, Bulgaria
Interim Prime Minister, 1994-1995.
34.Claudette Werleigh, Haiti
Prime Minister, 1995-1996.
35.Sheikh Hasina Wajed, Bangladesh
Prime Minister, 1996-.
36.Mary McAleese, Ireland
President, 1997-.
37.Pamela Gordon, Bermuda
Premier, 1997-1998.
38.Janet Jagan, Guyana
Prime Minister, 1997, President, 1997-1999.
39.Jenny Shipley, New Zealand
Prime Minister, 1997-1999.
40.Ruth Dreifuss, Switzerland
President, 1999-2000.
41.Jennifer Smith, Bermuda
Prime Minister, 1998-.
42.Nyam-Osoriyn Tuyaa, Mongolia
Acting Prime Minister, July 1999.
43.Helen Clark, New Zealand
Prime Minister, 1999-.
44.Mireya Elisa Moscoso de Arias, Panama
President, 1999-.
45.Vaira Vike-Freiberga, Latvia
President, 1999-.
46.Tarja Kaarina Halonen, Finland
President, 2000-.
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Mr Oosterman, Factotum Extraordinaire. You never fail to come through!
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Question time is going to be so boring now, the slow deliberate personal jibes followed by rhetorical “if it’s bad under us it’ll be worse under the Libs” answers to anything but the question asked. I honestly don’t think there will be much headway in the electorate until the election is actually called, and then by god the red dog better jump through a few hoops and perform a few fancy tricks if she wants to win back the disillusioned.
And don’t forget that whilst she does all that she still has to appease the unions and the factions who will want their pound of flesh, remember Swan is playing the same game she did, one slip red dog and the arrogant swan is in, and he’s probably dripping all over the tiles already.
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No, mate, I reckon Julia’s a beaut sheila, who’s gunna whip the bloody opposition into shape just in time for a coupla swift schooies at lunch time…
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Question Time will not be boring. It is going to be fabulous from now on. Unfortunately it is off the agenda for some time so we will all just have to wait and see.
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I can’t wait to see her hair.
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Julian, you really ARE awful sometimes – but we like you anyway 🙂
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Frankie Howard???
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Dick Emery!
😉
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Oh, cheers.
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Muriel’s Wedding.
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You’re turning up everywhere DG.
Welcome by the way. Julian’ll be glad to see you dropping in, helping him hold up the non ALP flag. As you can see the rest of us are lay about lefties, “don’t know, don’t cares” or just plain mad. You’ll fit right in.
Come back often, stay as long as you can. Bartender, a Trotters Ale for our new friend.
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She is very strong – just what we need however I also admire Kevin and the fact he sat on the back bench today and took it all with dignity – pretty hard way to end your dream
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Being Prime Minister is Rudd’s dream? No way. UN. That’s where the big lifestyle/perks is.
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If Julia gives him ‘foreign affairs’ he’ll be as happy as a piglet in poo…
Always thought Julia would make a better PM than Rudd… Atomou will be so pleased!
🙂
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The Mou will be beside himself and if Mrs Mou is absent all over himself!
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sally, as I said before to you: we often agree, and I certainly agree with you about both Kevin and Julia.
I was all teary-eyed when Kevin gave his speech. Welcome to Pigs Arms…
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Hi Sally,
Welcome to the Pigs Arms and may you win the meat tray raffle this Friday and all end up in your car boot.
The end of Kev was sad but hopefully Julia will make up for lost ground and move the ALP into a better future, mince Abbott for the knackery.
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Yeah, Sally, win the meat-tray, you’ll live like a king for the week!
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What if Sally happens to be a vegetarian, Big m?
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She can win the vegetarian tray, made of meat from slaughtered tofubeasts.
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That’s better Big M, the M must be upper case, hate to be a pedant
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Don’t have a stroke, HOO.
I’ve had one, therefore can’t feel the keys so well with my left hand fingers, so, often fail to hold down shift key properly.
It would help if I hadn’t been to the ‘hunt ‘n’ peck whilst not looking at the screen’ School of Touch Typing and Haberdashery!
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A CVA?
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Just a small infarction, secondary to a PFO.
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I am a very big Julia Gillard fan and yesterday was one wonderful day. It had to happen and as much as I admire Kevin he really did need a kick up the bum.
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Ho hum! you’re a big fan. Big M’s a Big, big fan…Yawn.
Is there no end to this blind sycophantic ‘Big’ adulation.
How about poor old Abbott the battler, with his big mortgage and his honey sweet daughters? Give hoim a bit of love too.
He might turn out to be “The Leader We Had To Have”.
He could certainly go 14 rounds with Clive ‘Bunter’ Palmer–and maybe end up with bit more lucre!!
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Julian, saying Ho hum is just so bloody Ho hum. Bit like ‘yawn’
and LOL – meaningless really. As for Abbott – I wouldn’t cross
the road to piss on him if he was on fire.
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I knew that. Yawn.
You have made it plain Viv. Time after time after time after time after time.
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Yes Julian – but you are a bit of a time after time after time kinda
guy yourself.
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I’m sorry that I sound like a sycophant. I haven’t voted for either major party for 20 years, and have to restrain myself from violence towards the ‘how to vote card’ distributors on polling day. I do like Julia, and am looking forward to some decent verbal jousting at question time!
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Well said Viv but what’s her cup size?
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Not sure Hung but I think a bit bigger than mine! Remember, I didn’t say I had great big tits, just great tits (and perky while I am at it).
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LOL. Good answer
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Mumbles is back over at The Bludger and in fine form. He’s cheered me up no end.
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Wot’s the bludger?
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Jules – I got the Rudi Stikoff comment up on Mark Brahnish’s blog 🙂 And I liked your full moon work. (_!_)
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Thanks for that news, Warrigal; will have to check it out… the ‘Daily Bludge’ is a satirical political website, Julian.
😉
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WM. I didn’t think you would be in Mumbles racist diatribe?
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I’d be fascinated to know why you think Mumbles is racist HOO. He’s certainly deeply anti Zionist, but I’ve always looked upon Zionism as a kind of racism in itself, masquerading as politico-cultural posture.
I’m not trying to be offensive or confronting here, just interested.
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Hope he was pushed but fear he jumped ship. These days the captain leaves before the other rats. Whenever a key member of an organisation leaves, be afraid. Of course, he may just have had a better offer.
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That must be what you meant by ‘hospital pass’. Sounds like we’re thinking along the same lines and we won’t be the only ones.
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I think that regardless of whether he was pushed or jumped, he deserves a little credit for having gone more or less gracefully, although the self-pity evident in his ‘I’m proud of…’ list, though understandable, made him look petty, which I feel he sometimes is…
By ‘hospital pass’ do you refer to the manner in which he has thus apparently ‘escaped’ having to deal with the hospitals issue?
🙂
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The expression “to get a hospital pass” is a colloquialism from soccer originally but can be applied to any ball game where the play is advanced by progressing the ball from player to player. Specifically it is usually applied to those passes where a member of your own team sends you the ball when you’re surrounded by opposing players and therfore likely to go down pretty quickly and indeed may be injured in the tackle.
The reference here is to the idea that women in the Labor Party only get put in the top job when the party’s in the polling toilet and about to be set upon by the opposition, being politically damaged in the process. It’s considered a way of keeping the woman in the political kitchen. (See Kerner, Lawrence, Bligh et al)
The expression in the current circumstances appeared early in the initial response to events and was kited by the right wing media sewer, (tick, Mumbles), in an attempt to continue the anti Rudd/anti Labor rhetoric that had characterised the Moloch, Howard’s ABC and unFairfax up to that point.
That Rudd has behaved with dignity and Gillard seems to have gotten on with the job puts the lie to its use in this context.
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Yes W, except for a quibble with that final paragraph. The question is, do they know something we don’t, something that makes it a hospital pass? Let’s hope not.
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We’ll all have to wait and see Voice. I wouldn’t put it past the Moloch to open up on her, all its filthy misogynistic guns blazing away. There is no low to which they will not stoop, no narrative they will not twist to their evil purpose, or more specifically that of His Grace, The Duke Of News ably egged on and assisted by his court jester Mark “Clott” Scott from Howard’s ABC! (Let’s just call him Clott for the time being.)
Its obvious from there unbridled support of Antoninus Pius, The Abbott Liberal and Grand Inquisitor in waiting that they are all committed to a kind of neo-medievalism.
Sorry I need to go away and spit!
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I have been saying that if you are unhappy with Kevin, there are Julia and Wayne and/or Lindsay…
I still feel sorry for Kevin, but think that Julia is made of sterner stuff, she can give as much as she gets. She had good replies today for Julie, Hockey and the rest of the hyanas.
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This afternoon in parliament Julia acted as if having been at the top job for some time. The opposition coalition was shafted at every opportunity and smirking Tony might well have to share the soothing Anusol tube with others before donning his lycra shorts and jump on his bike again.
Did any of you gloat over Bronwyn being sent off? I suppose she will just have to chew on the brisket bone for the time being.
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Julia always strikes me as the real deal, straight talking, capable of handling everything from the media, to dickheads like the abbott. In short, she’s a beaut sheila!
Kevin always looks like the nerd trying to fit in with real men, or, an academic trying to rub shoulders with the common man, unsuccessfully.
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I think that just about sums it up, Big. I do feel sorry for Kevin, but he struggled to project “Labor Man” as opposed to “Energetic but Neutered Administrator”. Mining company executive lunch.
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Yeah, I can’t see ‘Big Red’ demanding an ‘f*&^ing vegetarian meal.’
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H Says:
June 25, 2010 at 11:28 am edit
Are you assuming that she is a carnivore; she might just ask for her vegetarian meal nicely, and leave ‘the demanding’ of the Meaty Bites to you blokes…
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I think that she eats glass and little boys for brekkie.
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Julian, and when someone says that Julia is a strong woman, many of you blokes think she’s no good…
When referring to someone as ‘a strong man’, you boys understand it meaning he’s good ,he’s physically strong…
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That’s my point. I can’t see her berating the ‘little people’ for failing to anticipate her foibles, like a certain nerdy little fellow. “Where’s my f*&^ing hairdrier?” Where’s my vegetarian lunch?” “This is another f%^&ing shit-storm.”
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