In rapidly unfolding developments from Afga today, an Email traced by the APF (Another Pathetic Fuckwit) to Orrigalway, revealed an undeniable link and a possible Communist plot – between two characters of the moment:
The Email reads :
Mear JM
I hab fotaphic, fotogab, pruf of connextyon, lungk, ti up between Grech and Lennin. Ziz komi plod.
C attamens
Dizzy
The photographic evidence taken by the Greco-Sino papparazo Photos Hop is unassailable.
This is without a doubt the “smoking gun” to which “Smokin’ Joe Hockey has been referring
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Yes, I’ve heard this accusation before.
Is the relationship between Macartney and Hofner, also part of some plot???
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One wonders about all one’s former naiveté…and renounces the head under the covers approach can any longer counter the peril.
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Okay confess. You’ve been reading The Australian.
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Guitars. Lennon. Dizzy. The Arts pages. No getting away from it. You read The Australian.
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The Australian.
Huh.
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Rupert has some kind of pact with the devil for your soul. You’re aware of that? You only have to click once on the Arts Section and you’ve signed on.
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When you die, you’ll find yourself in a small room with two bunk beds. On the other will be Joe Hockey.
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Rupert’s got the contract for all the entertainment in hell, you know. It’s piped in. And no, actually, quite a selection of it is from the ABC.
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Mark Scott = MiniMurdoch.
ABC = MiniMoloch
Consume, be silent, die.
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Yes but then you’re in hell, you’re allowed to make as much noise as you like. Hell is really quite fun you know, if you don’t mind bad press.
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