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COG

11 Monday Jul 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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COG

The Pig’s Arms warmly welcomes the return of Lehan Winifred Ramsay

At first in my dreams I found all the people and all the moments that I had lost, and I felt despair. But they came back night after night, each plot new and yet connected to the others. I realized that all these people and moments were now mine forever, and were performing only for me. They can never do better or worse than they have already done, but they are forced to stay with me in these dreams. And I can move on.

Rosaria from Gozo (Chapter4)

10 Sunday Jul 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Azzopardi, Bunning, Halal, Lifestyle, Malta, Skype, Westfield

Azzopardi new bed

Hzanna Azzopardi in the meantime back in Rockdale was excited in anticipation of telling her sister Rosaria on Skype this coming morning about her latest home improvements. Before her husband’s departure to his own butcher shop in Rockdale’s Westfield’s Fantasiastic shopping Mall, she asked him to log on to Skype.

Her husband had started his butcher-shop some years ago and had recently changed its name from ‘Meat for YOU’, to ‘Azzopardi’s MEAT SOLUTIONS’. He thought that, due to the influx of many from the Middle East, an exotic name might add to many more commercial opportunities. He, very judicially, now also proudly displayed ‘Halal Compliant’ on his window. Law abiding, the Azzopardi family was indeed.

After the Skype was engaged Rosaria’s face appeared, looking all flushed and roseate from the family event at L-Ghadira beach. How are you? I am fine Hzanna replied, just as excited. We have just got some new furniture from Harvey Norman and next we will be looking for shelving at Bunning’s. After all the years of scrimping and saving for son and daughter, the Azzopardi couple thought it was time to splash out for themselves. A new lounge and King size bed, she explained. The bed was huge and had a stereo music unit built in the bed-head. Rosaria was somewhat rattled by all this good news from Australia.

 She was puzzled by Harvey Norman and Bunning. What were they and why a big bed? Was it to do with privacy or veneering? She understood that things were different in Rockdale. 

Why the stereo in the bed? Hzanna was a good singer. She remembered her sweet singing at the school in L-Ghadira before her leaving Gozo many years ago. Hzanna had take pictures of the new bed and also the furniture, e-mailed them all in colour. She was so proud of her new life and her husband with his own Meat Solution business. It would never have been possible in Malta. Besides, everyone in Malta was a butcher, and often a tailor as well or a barber.

Hzanna further enthused about Australia having many people who have a ‘lifestyle’. A lifestyle is what Bunning and Harvey Norman sell. That’s why many like Australia and want to live here. In Malta you just sit on wooden chairs and other crude hand-down heirlooms shared throughout all the families. Hzanna sounded a bit haughty now. Rosaria, smiled sweetly back but her forehead was showing a furrowed effort in getting to grips on Harvey Norman, King bed, Bunning’s and life-styling. It was a big task so soon after her family party on the beach. She could still hear Sophia’s singing and was not ready to comprehend ‘lifestyle’ as yet.

She understood that life is different elsewhere.

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Rosaria from Gozo (chapter3)

09 Saturday Jul 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Babylon, Loins, Methusela, Myrrh

There was going to be a getting together of Rosaria’s family at L-Ghadira. It was within walking distance of everyone. This little inlet always provided a cool breeze. Usually but not always, after enough wine, most would take a swim, frolic in the water or drink even more. Rosaria was excited. It would be a break for Joe. You can only do so much fishing. She had a goat killed and went to the market to get the largest green olives which she would stuff with her very famous and secret mixture. It would, as always be very spicy. Chilli certainly was one of the ingredients. The mixture of herbs and salty fish was another possibility. No one could outdo Rosaria when it came to stuffing olives. Whether it was the stuffed olives, the copious wine drinking or the grilled goat, everyone would end up enjoying a riotous getting together. The flute playing by Antonio, the singing voices of Maria and her mother Sophia would always bring out the tears as well as the impromptu dancing. 

On the day, a general sauntering towards this L-Ghadira inlet was seen to be taken place. Men with bundles of wood, women with baskets of food and the bloodied goat wrapped in hessian were descending towards the water’s edge which was surrounded by huge boulders as well as some small sandy beaches. Blankets and rugs were spread. The children were already swimming. Some arrived by small boats. As the day progressed, more and more arrived. A variety of tables were set up. Huge jars of Rosaria’s stuffed olives were displayed together with baskets of grapes, dates, lettuces, pickled onions, pickled fish, a variety of nuts and dozens of wine bottles. The wine was home- made, young and unlabelled, to be drunk with some urgency.  Then there were tables with the breads, stone ground flour dough bread, sour dough breads, black breads, olive breads. There were sweets, honey breads and stringy vermicelli baked sweets soaked for days in molasses. The children dipped into a large vessel of orange cordial and other soft drinks. Fires were lit. Kerosene lamps made ready for when evening would arrive. Musical notes and some singing were soon to be heard and cries of joy began to rent the balmy evening air. The women were dressed in flowing dresses, many showing sturdy calves with alluring hips and a generous softness higher-up. Their bodies were aglow with robust health which only generations living on diets of mainly fish could have brought about. Rosaria was starting to show her pregnancy adding to her sensuousness. A woman could not have been more alive.

L-Ghadira

The singing and flute playing had started and the goat had now been on the smouldering heat for several hours.  As the music got hold, the wind died and the sea becalmed. All of a sudden the lilt of Sophia’s voice was carried along Gozo’s shore of L-Ghadira. This was a voice as never heard before. Sounds of such ancient origin without words but redolent with roses and cinnamon. Those thrills of continuous notes could only have come, carried along the river reeds of the Euphrates and being of a Methuselah’s age. Or was it from Babylon sprinkled with Myrrh? Perhaps it was a lore born by deep oceans and of their sunken hidden myths. Singing and poetry with Sophia’s voice the lyre. This music Sophia could only have learnt from generations of women and mothers.

 Now the singing and music held laughter as well as their tears. The dancing became earnest. Rosaria and Joe with many other couples were seen dancing together with a closeness that held a promise of even closer beckoning loins later on but back in the village, with an urgency that satisfied and sated but would inexorably collapse in a deep and sweet slumber.

I’m Backing Britain

08 Friday Jul 2011

Posted by Mark in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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David Bowie, Dusty Springfield, Eric Burdon & The Animals, Gerry & The Pacemakers, Herman’s Hermits, Ian Hunter, Lulu, Matt Monro, Mott The Hoople, music, Peter & Gordon, Petula Clark, Sandy Shaw, Spencer Davis Group, The Beatles, The Hollies, The Marmalade, The Rolling Stones, The Small Faces, The Tremeloes, The Who, Warrigal, youtube

I’m Backing Britain by Warrigal Mirriyuula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgNCczbixc

David Bowie Friday On My Mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvNtAVZyOc

Mott The Hoople All The Young Dudes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKZoFRpZCI

The Small Faces Tin Soldier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FT4FprxDg

Eric Burdon & The Animals Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN0mMx-sJg&playnext=1&list=PL958D9643D4638A2F

Spencer Davis Group I’m A Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYX6eGvIGI&feature=fvst

The Tremeloes Silence Is Golden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbLNPwi_r0

Peter & Gordon World Without Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1KtScrqtbc

The Hollies He Ain’t Heavy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUNXgdf7e8A&feature=related

The Marmalade Reflections Of My Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8THouU576WY

The Beatles Here There And Everywhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gatIk3z9a7Y

Herman’s Hermits There’s A Kind Of Hush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juzm3BRksf0

Gerry & The Pacemakers Don’t Let The Sun Catch You Cryin’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBuja42rqw

Dusty Springfield Just A Little Lovin’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5otxLS3qc&feature=fvst

Sandy Shaw Always Something There To Remind Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrjxMg2IiGA

Lulu To Sir With Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjJPf-sc_Q

Petula Clark I Couldn’t Live Without Your Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzcWwmwChVE

The Rolling Stones Time Is On My Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzuIPCjsy9I

Ian Hunter Once Bitten Twice Shy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ8Ra1JdtI0

The Who Substitute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbS_-biZ_P4

Matt Monro Walk Away (Just for Mum 01)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQR5iDsuud8&feature=related

Matt Monro Softly As I Leave You (Just for Mum 02)

 

Keywords: David Bowie, Mott The Hoople, The Small Faces,  Eric Burdon & The Animals, Spencer Davis Group, The Tremeloes, Peter & Gordon, The Hollies, The Marmalade, The Beatles, Herman’s Hermits, Gerry & The Pacemakers, Dusty Springfield, Sandy Shaw, Lulu, Petula Clark, The Rolling Stones, Ian Hunter, The Who, Matt Monro

Rosaria from Gozo (Chapter 2)

08 Friday Jul 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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brick veneer., Gozo, Malta, Rockdale

Rockdale

Rosaria’s husband ‘Joe’ was somewhat philosophical in matter of life’s happiness versus seeking material improvements, and with his wife and another baby on the way, could not imagine it getting any better. He moved his small fishing business to Gozo from Valetta after his marriage but fished in the same waters as before. Fish is fish, no matter in what part of the world, he figured, and eating fish with his loving wife added even more to his enjoyment. Rosaria was born in Gozo and had a large extended family. They had welcomed him as one of their own. In fact, they more or less all fished from the same waters, drank from the same well, and pulled the same carts. It was agreed by all that Joe was bringing fresh blood to Gozo, a renewal of spirit as well as an extra boat.  It had Joe beat that there were some that apparently wanted something more and would leave for different shores. Some went so far away; they would never be seen again. In Rosaria sister’s departure, they had Skype. Joe figured that Skype was just another form of a depth finder. If a depth finder could find him schools of flounder, Skype was just another step up from that. Instead of flounder, Skype found Rosaria in Gozo all the way from the Azzopardi family in Australia’s Rockdale.

The name Rockdale found some joy at Rosaria’s and Joe’s family when translated from English. It sounded as if taken from a Gozon village. ‘A dale made of Rocks’, perhaps not unlike Gozo? Gozo was mainly rocks as well. Was Rockdale an even better and a lovelier place than Gozo, pondered Rosaria? Would Rockdale also have the people of their village come around? Hzanna Azzopardi from Rockdale did say they lived not far from the ocean but did not say if they also held watch for incoming fishing boats. They did eat fish which they had with fried strips of potato. It was called ‘fish and chips’. Rosaria was most curious if they ate on the outside near the water’s edge. Did they eat with many people?  Did they cook the fish on the beach? How many friends did they share the food with? How was the wine? Who did the most laughing? Did their neighbours grow their own wine in those Rockdale dales?

Hzanna said they made friends with some Sicilian people, the Mamone family who had been in Australia for nearly twenty years. They had bought a large house made from bricks and even had veneer. It had a nice garden. The husband grew own tomatoes. They knew some people who made their own wine too. Hzanna seemed happy on those Skype excursions and her two grown up children were certainly doing well. Thanks to her son studying IT, they had Skype and did see each other regularly on a computer.

 No matter what Joe saw on Skype, he didn’t see Rockdale as a tempting place to go to or that his life of fishing with his soft Rosaria and her yielding thighs (and baby on the way) could possibly ever be improved upon. No, going to another country wasn’t attractive nor in his sights. Joe’s life was just too busy and full. He was also somewhat mystified about the people from Rockdale and the brick veneers. The houses seemed far apart and neighbours couldn’t see each other. They did not want to be seen. They want ‘privacy’, Hzanna told Rosaria. That’s what people like here, living in brick veneers, she added. Joe and Rosaria certainly thought it different.

will be continued.

Cancer Can Kiss My Crease – the Waz Update

06 Wednesday Jul 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

≈ 31 Comments

Dogital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

A Letter to the Ed and Picture from Medicare Central….

Dear Mike,

The white coated kadaitcha men gathered at the bottom of my bed this morning, sagely conferring over my latest blood  and urine results. “Looks like we’re getting it.” one of them opined under his breath, though there was still a little uncertainty in his tone. “Mmm”, said  the other, not committing either way. One of the little nurse angels grips my hand quietly and Sche, who has been a tower of strength, an absolute brick, smiles indulgently and kisses me, whispering, “You’ve won a heart there.”

The kadaitcha men continue to confer. They are now looking over pathology results relating to some grotesque little section of tissue that was previously me, but is now the object of their arcane interest. Apparently they’re quite pleased with themselves, their results. I remind them, in a quick efficient display of charm, that I’m in the room, I can both see and hear them, and they can include me in the conversation if they like. The tiny nurse angel giggles under her hand.

My intrusion into their collogue seems to surprise them. “Yes, of course,” says the consulting oncologist, a small Greek chap with an odd fancy for tweed suits and velvet waistcoats. “Well look, it’s all good news. All your results are within expected parameters, some are very good. In fact we think we’ve got it. You’re not clear yet but these numbers are very encouraging.”

Of course I immediately turn to Sche and sing, “By George I think they’ve got it!” Sche laughs and replies’ “indeed they have.” All of which goes over the doctors’ heads because neither of them has probably ever seen “My Fair Lady”.

To cut to the chase, it turns out that my cancer was or is, as the kadaitcha men said at the beginning, tiny, early and entirely manageable. I probably could have shouted at it and it would have run away. However I still have to continue with the treatment they say, though it will get easier now, and there’s a possibility that they will be able to limit the course to a mere six weeks depending on next weeks’ results.

The treatment remains much worse than the disease, though it transpires that my extraordinarily uncomfortable passage through last week was “not normal” and resulted from a faulty catheter messing up a particular dose of the genetic wonder drug they’re using on me. I’m assured that there has been no lasting damage and indeed the higher dose may have helped bring on the results the kadaitcha men are so happy with. No harm no foul.

So, it’s all good, and as I said to the oncologist, “Cancer can kiss my crease!”

In a few weeks anyway.

(“Ommmmmmmm, every day in every way I am getting less and less cankerous, ommmmmmmmm”)

Fondest regards to the pork chops.
W

Rosaria from Gozo ( Chapter 1)

06 Wednesday Jul 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Gozo, Malta, Valetta

Self- opinionated doctors always know what’s best. “Walk”, they advice many of their patients, as they tilt back in their comfy and soft leathered chair with grotesque limbs spilling and splayed outwards. It is amazing how many doctors are over-weight. Mrs Azzopardi went to see Dr Raymond about a suspicious and persistent little rash on her elbow. Dr Raymond is also the owner of those large spilling limbs and does most of his work on diagnosing patients’ ills and itches on a computer.

He typed in ‘rash’ while also peering over the edge of his computer at the patient. Mrs Azzopardi was from Maltese background and 47 years of age. She had left Valetta as a young bride married to a butcher and had two lovely children, now grown up. The daughter was 23 and worked at a flower-shop doing arrangements for weddings and funerals. Arranging for funerals was preferred. No one complained because after the service the flowers were either thrown in the grave or just left to the elements. Marital flower pieces were a different kettle of fish, often difficult to get right, dealing with nervous and totally over the top brides and their fiercely dominating mothers. Mrs Azzopardi’s daughter hated it. At times, the flower pieces and all the other wedding paraphernalia that came with it seemed to overtake all. When the future husband took a peek in her shop, she often thought the wedding was doomed before it even had begun. With her bevy of hopeless boyfriends so far she had become somewhat despondent on ever finding a ‘good one’. By that she meant someone beyond the usual ‘football before anything”, and for which romance was something you tried to grope afterwards. Why did they all have to smell of beer and then try and stick their tongue in a mouth?

Mrs Azzopardi’s son was just 19 and he was studying IT. The world of IT was still a concept of awe and wonder for her, steeped in the unimaginable miracles of computers and Skype.  Her son had set up Skype and this is how she could still have contact with her Maltese family. Apparently, her side of the family had less trouble with the modern technology of App’s, Pods, and Pads in Malta than she had living in Australia’s Rockdale. This ‘Skype’ enabled her to not only talk to Rosaria, but see her too. Rosaria was her sister, married to a Maltese fisherman living in Gozo. He was one of those happy go lucky Maltese for which a change of country would be the end of his ‘happy and lucky’. If you had fish on your plate and a wine to wash it down with; what more could you want? He could never figure any one even living away from his island and thought it foolish the world wasn’t knocking on Gozo’s door wanting to live on the best country in the world. Mind you, most of his time was overlooking the vast expanse of the Mediterranean on his little boat. Just the one throw of his net would haul in enough to feed his little family. A second throw of the net, petrol for his boat, yet another one, to buy life’s necessities. He wasn’t and would never be rich but also didn’t want to steep down to a level of having to worry about keeping and adding to a pile of money.

Will be continued.

Ry Cooder – A Musical Career with Great Collaborations

02 Saturday Jul 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Entertainment Upstairs

≈ 11 Comments

Buena Vista Social Club – Chan Chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXwLBS3yUkA 

Ry Cooder and Bobby King – Chain Gang

Ry Cooder – Music for Wim Wender’s 1984 Film – Paris, Texas

Ry Cooder, David Lindley. Terry Evans, Bobby King, (Joachim Cooder on percussion) – Jesus on the Mainline  – New Orleans Jazz 1984

…. And Ry played with John Lee Hooker and the Rolling Stones (check the soundtrack to the early Jagger Movie “Performance” –

Here they are …

Ry and Taj – Corinna

….with VM Bhatt – Ganges Delta Blues.

… with Mali greatAli Farka Toure …..  Talking Timbuktu

… the Pahinui Brothers, David Lindley and Jim Keltner – Jealous Guy ..

…. and Flaco Jiminez… – Goodnight Irene

The Restless Booksearcher (Final)

01 Friday Jul 2011

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

≈ 8 Comments

Tags

Breasts, cattle road-train.Hohner.

 

After the swap to the maroon coloured book ‘Riders of the Chariot’ he took up her offer of the shower at the back but first went to the butchers for some bones for Bluey. This time it was a dishevelled male that served him. He was dressed in shorts and grimy singlet. Just some bones and lamb chops, he asked. There were no books or shelving. Carcases were dangling from hooks at the back wall and a compressor was busily trying to keep the room cool.  The book searcher asked where the nearest town was, somewhere with a market, he said. Oodnadatta, 180 miles from here, the butcher answered. Take plenty of water, but you might take a ride on the cattle road-train, he advised.  I have got some water and food from the shop up the road, the book searcher said. Taking a shower first? The butcher smiled back, with just a hint of something more, but left untold. 

He got back, gave the bones to Bluey who had patiently waited confidently that his boss would not forget. Our wanderer, now satisfied with yet another book but still unwashed went to the back of the shop for his shower. He got undressed, started to soap himself when the large breasted shop owner got through the door, offering him a towel as well as her-self. She was naked but held her hands modestly before her large pendulous breasts. I’ll soap your back, she said. She pushed him against the wall. There was limited space and the softness of her generous body pressed against his lean hardness was as good as any hot afternoon would ever get 180 miles from Oodnadatta, for him as well as her.

Afterwards, with the sun at four in the afternoon our happy book searcher bade his goodbye and wandered to just outside the settlement. He spotted a large and lonely ghost gum. He spread his swag and told the dog “sit’. He took out his P.White’s “Rider of the Chariot,” and started his first page of his unread book:

RIDERS OF THE CHARIOT.

“Who was that woman?” asked Mrs Colquhoun, a rich lady who had come recently to live at Sarsaparilla. “Ah,” Mrs Sugden said, and laughed, “That was Miss Hare.” “She appears an unusual sort of person.” Mrs Colquhoun ventured to hope.

The Restless Book Searcher had found his book, yet again.

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