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Monthly Archives: June 2012

Father O’Way Saves Julian

08 Friday Jun 2012

Posted by Mark in Mark

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Eurozone, Father O'Way, Julian Assange, Schapelle

Excellent

Story by Hung One On,  Cartoonery Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Hi. Sandy here. You now Father O’Way from the parish of St Generic Brand. I have just got Shappy out of jail and rescued Greece from the Eurozone  and now the Bish, you know Bishop Bishop, wants me to do the same for Julian Arse Sarge, from Wikileaks, whatever the zark that is.

“Get Julian out of trouble or you are fired” arcs up the Bish.

“But hey Bish, leeks are something you put in soup?” I ask  knowing I will get hammered.

“No you ninny, leaks as is letting things slip” retorts the Bish rather viscously.

“So he is incontinent?” I reply is my most nonchalant parish priest voice.

“Look, I don’t care what continent he is on Sandy, just find him and save him or else” barks the Bish.

Oh for zark sake. Is the Bish a full time wanker, I think so.

Anyway, I do a bit of homework and I find out that Julian is living on the Bold Coast, which is in Australia some where. Julian is pretending to be a conservative business man running a business and whingeing at every opportunity to bag the government. I have been told that he has an alias called Feat Slipper.

I travel to this Bold Coast to try and find this Julian character. I enter the bordello called “The Slip Inn” and am ushered into a room to meet the owner. A man is sitting at computer and is listening to some old Yes albums. Drugged out hippy no doubt.

“So Julian, the CIA are after you along with the FBI, MI5, AISO and the AFP, but which is the best Yes album?” I cut to the chase.

“Fragile Sandy” Julian replies “but could you have potato soup without leeks?” asks Julian.

“No. Not on mate, but I was told it was leaks as in you are incontinent?” I ask rather innocently.

“Piss off, gerrit!!!!”  Julian asserts.

“No, not really. But Julian you are leaking all over the place, surely you have some sort of plan?” I ask.

“Zarking oaf Sandy. My aim is to take over the Pigsarms. Total world domination follows. Control the Pigsarms and you control the world.”

Sad, but true.

Faceless Pig’s Arms Numbers Man Bootlegs Malcolm Fraser

07 Thursday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Australian politics, China, defence, Gough Whitlam Oration, land rights, Malcolm Fraser, multi-culturalism, USA

The Pig’s Arms own faceless (and also nameless) numbers man was at the Gough Whitlam Oration with his trusty recorder wide open in his bootleg.

The rustling is the sound of leg hair on leather – which some patrons may find particularly attractive.

Here’s the entire event.

Starting with the University of Western Sydney Chancellor Shergold, Aunty Sandra’s welcome to country, John Faulkner’s Introduction (at 06:25), Gough for a minute (recorded video at 11:29) and Malcolm (at 12:30).

It goes for about 1 hour 25 minutes all up including thank yous and closing remarks by the VC – and will chew about 40MB of your bandwidth.  But it’s well worth it.

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Here’s the Transcript

My first Movie Show

06 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Rin Tin Tin, The Hague, Warner Bros

My First Picture Show

June 6, 2012

It would have been in the very early fifties. I was either in the first year of high-school or the last of primary. In any case, the school was giving film evenings in a hall that would hold perhaps sixty or seventy children. I remember that it wasn’t a big hall like many schools have now. A few years later me and mates would break into this hall and try and make pancakes on a fire made by burning old newspapers. I had taken some flour from the kitchen and someone else brought milk and a sauce-pan.  I have forgotten if golden syrup was involved.

The roof had a sky-light which we lifted and used to lower ourselves onto the floor below. The open sky-light acted as a primitive chimney letting out some of the smoke from the pan-cake fire. They were the years of so many discoveries including my first movie. Those pre-teen years were possibly the most dangerous. We were reckless and without fear, daring to do anything.

The coastal dune areas of The Hague where we lived still had very long underground tunnels buried in the sand of the dunes which linked the large concrete bunkers. Some of the bunkers still had enormous cannons which were aimed across the sea towards England to ward off any attempts to regain the Dutch territory from the German occupiers. I was so lucky to have as my playground those dunes, the sea and those underground tunnels.

They were pitch dark and we used small bottles filled with kerosene with a burning wick floating on top to give  light and guide us through them. No adventure land could have been designed better. We spent many hours and days crawling inside those underground tunnels and bunkers with the kerosene lights. I had four brothers and we all lived in a walk up apartment on the second floor.

Yet, my parents and perhaps most parents of these times did not seem to have been consumed by worry. Perhaps having gone through the terrors of war, bombing and famine, surviving parents took a well earned break from worry afterwards.

I often wonder about the different parental attitudes now and those of many years ago. Just witness all those modern anxious parents of today, scared stiff to even let the kids walk home by themselves. All activities now-a-days are strictly supervised and nothing left to chance or for kids to find their own adventures.

Perhaps the fact those families were bigger played a role. It was simply impossible to check on every child for every minute of the day. In any case, we were free. I felt that we never exceeded danger levels but as an eleven year old, perceptions of danger were somewhat arbitrary. When I jumped between frozen slippery timber beams at an open canal- lock letting boats through the different water levels, I fell down but managed to hold on to a beam. The lock-master saw it and pulled me up, gave me a belting and I never ever went back to that area again.

It could well be that adventure needs some danger. Perhaps adventure is the possibility of danger. Exclude all risk and danger and you stand risking inviting torpor with creative growth stunted. The one light on today’s horizon on bringing back adventure are the provision by so many councils of skate board ramps. If you are looking for kids on the street, forget it. They are all at home being locked up and looked after by parents flat out keeping danger at bay. But, for those that are not quite so protective of their broods, many are released from oppressive parental control and are found skate boarding.  There is still hope for kids risking bruising and breaking bones. At least it is something.

As for my first movie. It was in black and white and called Rin Tin Tin. From memory it involved a large German shepherd saving people from danger. We used to go wild afterwards, terrorizing the neighbourhood pretending we were all heroes, part of the Rin Tin Tin movie. I believe Rin Tin Tin saved the Warner movie industry in the thirties and forties. Twenty three Rin Tin Tin movies were made and countless radio plays based on this dog kept millions enthralled for decades.

Could it be true that Spiderman and Batman have replaced RinTinTin?

Tags: the Hague, Germany, Bunkers, Cannons, Rin Tin Tin, Warner Films, Batman, Spiderman

The Eternal Optimist ?

06 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Neville Cole

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living in the now, optimism, psssimism

Relaxing in the new Pig’s Arms Platinum Lounge

Story and Photograph by Neville Cole

Did you ever have a really bad feeling about something that turned out to be completely misplaced? No, me neither. 90% of the time my bad feelings are eerily accurate. The other 10% of the time they are only slightly exaggerated. Never have I been so far off base that I later wondered: “What the hell were you worried about?” The funny thing is the statistics for my good feelings going bad are about the same. 90% of the stuff I feel good about on any given day goes horribly wrong.

How is it my bad radar is so accurate and my good radar so out of whack? Does that make me a pessimist because I can recognize oncoming misery so well? Or am I an optimist because I so constantly believe that things are going to turn out fine when time and time again they don’t.

My friend Russell and I talked a few months back about a film idea. It was about a man constantly besieged with troubles that he somehow only just manages to survive. He ends up homeless, broken, and utterly friendless but calls himself lucky because “by rights I should be dead a hundred times over.” I (the eternal optimist?) felt like we needed an ending where our poor Job tells his story to a reporter at the homeless shelter and gets a cut of the movie deal; but Russell nixed it saying it was unrealistic

I have a lot of very positive acquaintances. I can’t call them friends because I do seem to actually prefer the company of cynics; but these people do fascinate me because they have the ability to turn any bad situation into an opportunity for growth. These acquaintances are the type of people who will walk up to you at a funeral and say “God doesn’t give you anything you can’t handle, you know” and “he’s in a far better place.” These people will tell you that trials are proof of God’s care. You see, God’s plan is to give you heaping tons of shit to deal with so that you can talk yourself into believing that something good has actually happened every single time and that you are – in reality – one of the lucky ones. Hmmm…maybe there is a movie in this, after all.

Movie storylines aside, the fact remains that I woke up with a bad feeling today and all I have to hang my hat on is that there is a slim chance that I will eventually recognize that it wasn’t quite as bad as I first thought. I probably should have reacted to this feeling by getting some exercise or cleaning the house or doing some yard work; you know, getting my affairs in order…but my immediate reaction was to make some coffee and fire up the laptop.

I would like to note that, at this particular paragraph, I have no idea where this piece is headed. Will I write myself to a convenient conclusion? Will I lose my way? Will I go for a cheap gag and leave my meaning up in the air? Who knows? But I’ll probably work something out eventually. That’s one of the great things about writing – the chance to make edits. We can’t do that in life, can we? There is no delete key for the stupid shit you do to your life. We don’t get to rewrite the ending or to suddenly introduce a deus ex machina. We just get the opportunity to try and make sense of and then make up for all the insanely bad decisions we made during some previous day’s existence.

That said, I think most of us can deal with that fact. Most of us know that if we make mistakes we are going to have to try and fix them some day. Most adults will accept the responsibly for their actions. The gray area becomes how much we are willing to take responsibility for the actions of others. How much are we willing to suffer for the actions of our families, our children, our ex-wives and ex-husbands, our friends, our co-workers, our communities, our world leaders? When and where to we draw the line?

You see, here is where I go astray. It is clear from just these few passages that my mind is apt to casually leap from my own personal struggles to the fate of the world as we know it. My initial reaction to any trial is pretty much to go the full Chicken Little. But I usually find that as the immediate panic begins to fade I will begin to instruct myself to focus on the issue at hand, to take baby steps… one day at a time. In fact, I will usually offer myself a hundred other platitudes until, in the end, I can once again resolve to keep on going, keep on trying, to fix what I can and let those things I can’t control work themselves out.

Maybe, after all is said and done, life is nothing more than a series of actions and reactions to real and imagined events both of our own making and others that eventually lead to disappointment. Then again, maybe life is a series of major disappointments that eventually lead to redemption. I guess it is quite possible, especially to a Hindu, that both options are true.

But I can’t worry about all this, right now. Right now, I just have to remember that all in all I’ve always been a pretty lucky guy… the other important thing to note about all this is that I wrote this several months ago and this morning as I sit here re-reading it I can’t for the life of me remember the bad thing I was so worried about. Maybe, in the end the real truth we have to accept is that life is indeed transitory and time really does heal all wounds.

Good luck to all of you out there dealing with the daily shit of existence.

Neville

Such Stuff as Dreams are Made On

05 Tuesday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Major Tom, Moon Landing, Rocket Man

Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

I remember a night, when I was a kid. Sitting in the very back of a white station wagon, in the dark, driving through the night on the way home from my Aunt’s house. And we were listening to a radio play, everyone quiet. All in the dark, only the radio play and the car lights playing over the road.

There was a man, and he was an astronaut. He was in a rocket, in space, and that rocket had lost it’s way. He was on his way to death, when the fuel finally burned out, and there was nothing anyone could do. Except talk to him, on the radio, while he waited for the end. I think it was a long time, that we listened. I think the conversation got further and further away, until, in the end, there was silence. I still remember driving through that silence on my way home.

I remember going home from school because we were going to watch the first man on the moon, on the television. Though I don’t remember going home, and I don’t remember watching it, I only know that I did do that, and I remember it because it was so important, even at the time, even for a five year old. I remember that, and I remember all the excitement about space. The Jetsons, Elton John’s Rocket Man, David Bowie’s Ground Control to Major Tom.

I remember it today because I was sitting in a restaurant, and old fashioned kind of a place, lots of dark wood and dark upholstery, with a dark booth and a dark table, and Rocket Man came on on the stereo. I’ve been looking at all that stuff about the Moon; the big money-making dreams, the hotel schemes, thinking it was all some macho techno-gamble. But then I heard Rocket Man again, and I remembered. There was a time, not so long ago, when it was the stuff of dreams. And we were the dreamers.

Avoid getting “Face-booked”

05 Tuesday Jun 2012

Posted by gerard oosterman in Gerard Oosterman

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Avoid getting Face-Booked

June 4, 2012

Don’t get ‘Face-Booked’.

‘One is often lost for words’.

It is a nice expression but apart from the dumb being lost for words and perhaps the catatonically depressed, it is not true for most of us. Surely those that can speak have words to say? I know that in the world of IT and SMS many words are now at risk of disappearing. Scores are lining up and join the club of text and twitter (TnT). A  new language has been born, almost overnight. We now do ‘lol and Rolf’ with the best of them. We are anxious and forever on our qui vive,  not to be seen as total IT oafs and risk being left behind.

My new mobile has a most irritating habit of giving complete words when texting a message in letters. Boy, did I get close disemboweling myself while Rolfing on the floor with this predictive texting. How do people know all those ways of setting the technical boundaries on their equipment? With the new mobile which I thought was about the simplest one can buy, there are still too many features. It would lock when not in use. The instructions to unlock were mysterious because it would abbreviate without explaining what the abbreviations stood for. This is another source for hurling the cat around. Why is so much now abbreviated? Is there something wrong with a word that is complete?

The irony of texting giving complete words when one just wants to write a single letter gets completely lost on the TnT (text ‘n twitter) aficionados when they  go and twitter using single letters almost exclusively or, at best abbreviated abbreviations. I must confess though, I too have become entangled betwixt text and twitter. Yet, I am not bored, just old and short tempered with abbreviations; it doesn’t help anyone with looming Alzheimer  to try and deal with de-ciphering ‘http, cred, FSG Cdis and F.offs including 2finger etc. We all know that Twitter only accepts 140 characters including punctuation, dicritals and periodos. To say the most with the least is the Art of tweeting. Some tweets have been so succinct they have made their writers instant millionaires.

Not so lucky are those that piled into Face-book shares. With the price on day of listing at $38US they are now trading at $26.72, that’s  down 30%. Right now we are witnessing the birth of a new verb and it is ‘to face-book’. Many claim to have fallen victim and have been fatally ‘face-booked’. It means to have been lulled into something by mass hysteria.

The fanfare surrounding Face-Book listing was the culprit. The reality was so obvious and so clear, to stay away from the public listing, but many could not resist the hoopla and wanted but wasted a lot of money. Face-book’s clientele of 900 million spend about a $ 1.70 a day per person. Now compared with Amazon which clocks in at $ 32.50 per person, it makes the Face book share not much more worth than $ 7.50 per share. The market is betting that Face Book (FB) is going down with put options outpacing call options. A put option is an option whereby you sell at the present price but don’t settle till a later date hoping the price has gone down so your settlement amount is less than when you sold them for the higher price.  A call option is the opposite and bullish in nature.

I don’t know why I went off at a tangent into the share market but there you are, take it or leave it.

At least I still have words and so far have avoided having been ‘Face-Booked.’

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Warrigal is Grass Too

04 Monday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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blogs, dingo, grass, Warrigal

Last night ABC 2 broadcast a wonderful documentary on the evolution of life on Earth, developed on the old aphorism of “all that lives is grass”.

The first notable thing about the doco was that it was narrated (or if you prefer) presented by a (now mandatory) Scot whose name eludes me.  The narrative line was brilliant and the use of computer animation was superb.  Yes, we did see the occasional dinosaur that moved like it had Parkinson’s disease, but by and large it was spectacular and represented rather arcane and complex (but crucial) scientific descriptions of processes like photosynthesis with stunning clarity for lay people and science-trained alike.

I was particularly impressed by the illustration of how photons split water into hydrogen (to be made into simple carbohydrate sugars) and oxygen (for we animalia to breathe) – and how the chloroplasts in plant cells migrate towards flashes of light – extending the notion that chloroplasts inside plant cells behave like free-floating algae.  Join your own dots, creationists !

Which brings me to our dear friend Warrigal.

I “met” Warrigal over at the ABC when “the Drum” was called “Unleashed”.  He was a vigorous participant – and may still be – although I think it highly unlikely.  I remember that he forgave me for calling him “Waz” – possibly on the grounds that I meant no harm and that I do tend to shorten nicknames (Gez, for example).  Waz went on to answer in careful detail my question about how could we tell whether the changing temperature of the Earth (whether it was impacted by man-induced effects like burning fossil fuels or not) was not merely the onset or end of an ice age – the likes of which have occurred throughout long periods in the Earth’s history before the rise of industrial man.

If I recall correctly, since it was some few years ago now, Warrigal has detailed knowledge of the critical differences in the rates of change and sound evidence that placed a great weight on the likelihood of anthropogenic climate change.

Moreover, I was struck by the clarity of his prose, his encyclopaedic knowledge and his generosity in taking the trouble to respond in the first place amidst a plethora of redneck rage and just plain bone-headedness of the many commenters that my piece equating climate change denialists with creationists, flushed out.  Ah, those were the days when the articles were open for long enough to let hundreds of comments pass through.  Moderating nightmare, I reckon.  But I digress – which essentially sums up all my pieces – I digress.

I am deeply grateful for all the brilliant contributions Waz has made to the Pig’s Arms.

I love the way he has of seeing the world of Molong on four legs from about 18 inches or so from the ground.  I love his mysterious lives – his appreciation and passion for indigenous art and his eclectic tastes in music.  And I love his humour, wit and skill with Photoshop.  “Digital Mischief” indeed – and Waz’s collaborations with Hung One On are legendary in my book.

In recent time’s we’ve seen less of our Waz and I know that we are aware of his battle with the big C – if not some of the other travails he and I have shared privately across the interweb tubes.  And it is true that while I have met many of our Pig’s Arms patrons, friends, contributors, ratbags, artists, poets, writers, foodies, musos, historians, car nuts, trainspotters and casual observers of the human condition, I have never met Waz face to face.  Or rather if I HAVE met Waz, I was completely (if not exactly blissfully) unaware.

Nor do I remember sniffing his bottom when I was playing in the park or hanging at the back of some random pack in the Inner West.  Which, I suppose is just as well.  I mean, there are limits to a friendship, are there not ?

Anyway, there come times in the lives of men, women, and indeed canine spirits when it is right to take an extended walkabout and explore further afield.  Recently Warrigal wrote to me with a long discussion about changing priorities and the downside of blogging and I know from close hand experience that there are touchpoints in a person’s life that change us profoundly and cause us to evaluate our fundamental positions and even revisit things that we usually hold so constant that we take them for granted.   I know that a lot of extremely challenging and difficult events have prompted Waz to take a critical look at blogging as an activity and make some changes.

He was saying in effect that he was going to be absent from the pub and that while it has been a good idea and we’ve had some terrific times, the recent shitfighting and personal attacks amongst patrons is not conducive to sticking around and is a signal that it is time for change.  I know that Waz and others have misgivings about my (over)reaction to Hung’s troubles and I can’t blame anyone for feeling uncomfortable about that

Waz’s position reminded me of a well-worn aphorism from my profession (if it’s not puffery to think of consulting as a profession).  It’s called the Law of Dill Pickles and it goes like this: “The cucumber becomes more like the brine, than the brine becomes like the cucumber”.  Put another way, like Woody Allen’s Zelig, we soon become alarmingly like the company we keep and the environment in which we spend our days.

To my mind this is a two way street.  We also contribute to – and – absorb the goodness as well as the less wonderful things.  But we are all free, as friends always are – to come and go.  To be kind to each other.  To be selfish and unkind as we may from time to time be – sometimes without intent – to be misunderstood and to misunderstand.  Is human.  And so is forgiveness.

In recent times I have been pressed and unable to make the kind of contribution to the Pig’s Arms that I made in the first couple of years.  Work is a real problem at present – finding it and making a quid are very high priorities for FM and I – otherwise we cannot afford to keep the roof over our heads.  There is also the possibility of ~ and the need to beat burn-out.  I have been consulting (which is really a series of shortish well-paid jobs interspersed with no pay at all) for over 23 years now.  If you can imagine what it’s like going for three to six job interviews per year – every effing year – with all the preparation, anxiety and disappointment for those that do not pan out – regardless of how well you could have done, you can see why it becomes hard to write funny pieces all the time and moderate hundreds of comments on a blog.

And it’s hard to keep the black dog at bay.  Thank goodness for FM.  I for one have been rather short-tempered and cursory in my visits to the pub of late, and for this I apologise without reservation.

But I value our community, warts and all, and I treasure the hundreds (more than a thousand) of contributions made with no thought of personal gain.

I miss the wonderful works of Neville Cole and Atomou for example and I will very much miss Warrigal Mirriyuula.  I wish you all the best, dear friends.

I am very pleased that Waz’s departure has been delayed a little with his participation in Hung’s rehabilitation – re-creating new digital mischief for the O’Way Empire.

May the force be with you; may the grass be green here too.

“May you grow sweet and lush and may you not be cut or trampled for we are all grass.”[1]

Kind regards,

Emm


[1] Silage Marner.   No, he didn’t really say this, I was just making a fodder joke.

The Songs of Bilitis (Continued)

03 Sunday Jun 2012

Posted by astyages in Astyages

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Bilitis, lesbos, mnasidika, pamphylia, pittakos, sapphic poetry, sappho, the bucolic life in pamphylia, the songs of bilitis

Louÿs claimed that the erotic poems he fabricated were the work of “Bilitis,” one of Sappho’s lovers; he even invented a biography of the woman, citing a fictional archaeologist named Herr G. Heim with discovering her tomb. (“Herr G. Heim” translates roughly to “Lord S. Ecret”). Despite the hoax, many critics consider it a work of literary merit, and it’s become something of a cult book among queer theory enthusiasts.

The Songs of Bilitis  by  Pierre Louys

Translated by David L Rowlands

The Bucolic Life in Pamphylia (Part 2)

23 – SONG: SHADOW OF THE WOODS

“Shadow of the woods where she must come”, said I,

Where has my mistress gone?”

“She has gone down to the plain.”

“Plain, where has my mistress gone?”

“She followed the banks of the river.”

“Beautiful river who saw her pass, tell me,

Is she near here?”

“She left me for the path.”

“Path, can you still see her?”

“She left me for the road.”

“Oh, white road, road to the town, tell me,

Where did you take her?”

“To the golden street which enters Sardis.”

“Oh street of light, can you feel her naked feet?”

“She has entered the palace of the king.”

“Oh palace, splendour of the world, give her to me!”

“Look, she has necklaces on her breast and

hoops in her hair, a hundred pearls the length of her legs,

And two arms around her shapely body.”

24 – LYKAS

Come, we shall go into the fields, under the

juniper bushes; we shall eat

honey in the rushes, we shall make traps

for grasshoppers with stalks of asphodel.

Come, we shall go to see Lykas, who guards

his father’s flocks on the peaks of the

shadowy Taurus range. Surely he will give us

some milk.

I can already hear the sound of his flute. He is a

very skilful player. Here are the dogs and the

lambs, and himself, standing under a tree.

Isn’t he as handsome as Adonis!

Oh, Lykas, give us some milk. Here are some

figs from our fig-trees. We are going to stay

with you. Bearded billy-goats, don’t leap about, for

fear of exciting the restless nanny-goats.

25 – THE OFFERING TO THE GODDESS

It is not for Artemis that one adores

Pergamus, this garland woven by my hands,

although Artemis is a good goddess who

keeps me safe in difficult times.

It is not for Athena that one adores

Sidon, although she is of ivory and gold and

she carries in her hand a pomegranate

which tempts the birds.

No, it is for Aphrodite whom I worship

in my breast, because she alone gives me

that which my lips miss, if I hang

my garland of tender roses from her

sacred tree.

But I shall not speak too loudly of that which I

beseech her to grant me. I shall stretch myself up on

the tips of my toes and through a cleft in

the bark I shall confide my secret.

26 – THE AGREEABLE FRIEND

The storm lasted all night. Selenis, of the

beautiful hair, had come to spin with me. She

stayed from fear of the mud. We had

heard the prayers and were squeezed one against

the other… we filled my little bed.

When girls sleep in pairs, sleep

stays at the door. “Bilitis, tell me,

tell me who you love.” She slid

her arm against mine to caress me

softly.

And she said, in front of my mouth: “I know,

Bilitis, who you love. Close your eyes, I

am Lykas.” I replied as I touched her: “Do

I not see very well that you are a girl? Your

joke is pointless.

But she replied: “In truth, I am Lykas,

if you close your eyelids. Here are his arms,

there are his hands…” And tenderly, in the

silence, she enchanted my dreams with a

singular illusion.

27 – PRAYER TO PERSEPHONE

Purified by the ritual ablutions, and

clothed in violet tunics, we have

kissed the earth our hands full of

olive branches.

“Oh, Subterranean Persephone, or whatever name

you desire, if the name agrees with you,

listen to us oh Hair of Darkness. Barren,

Unsmiling Queen.

“Kokhlis, daughter of Thrasymachos, is ill,

and dangerously. Do not call her back

yet. You know she cannot escape you:

One day, later, you will take her.

“But don’t drag her away so quickly, O Invisible

tyrant, because she mourns the loss of her virginity.

She beseeches you through our prayers, and we

give three black unshorn ewes to save her.”

28 – THE KNUCKLEBONES PARTY

As we both loved to do, we

played knucklebones. And this was

a memorable game. Lots of young girls

assisted.

Her first throw gained her the Cyclops, and

I won Solon. But she won

Kallibolos, and, feeling myself lost, I

prayed to the goddess.

I played. I had Epiphenon, she the terrible

Chios, I, the Antiteukhos, she the

Trikhias, and I Aphrodite which won

this lover’s dispute.

But seeing her pale, I took her by the neck

and I spoke very close to her ear (so that only she could hear),

“Don’t worry my little friend.

We shall let them choose between the two of us”

29 – THE DISTAFF

For the whole day my mother had shut me up in

the girls’ school, with my sisters, who I don’t like and

who speak amongst themselves in low voices.

In a little corner, I spun my distaff.

Distaff, as I am alone with you,

it is to you that I shall speak. With your

wig of white wool you are like an

old woman. Listen to me.

If I could, I would not be here,

sitting in the shadow of the wall spinning with

boredom: I would be lying among the violets

on the slopes of the Taurus mountains.

As he is poorer than I am, my mother

does not want him to marry me. And nevertheless, I

shall tell you: or I will not see the wedding-day

where it will be he who carries me across the

threshold.

30 – PAN’S FLUTE

For Hyacinthus Day, he gave me

a flute made of tall reeds,

held together with white wax which is sweet to

my lips, like millet.

He is teaching me to play, sitting on his knees;

but I am trembling a little. He plays it

after me, so softly that I can hardly hear.

We have nothing to say to each other, so close

are we to each other; but our songs

want to respond, and turn and turn about our

mouths unite on the flute.

It is late, here is the song of the green frogs

which starts with the onset of night. My mother

will never believe that I stayed so long

to look for my lost girdle…

31 – THE HAIRSTYLE

He said to me: “Last night I had a dream.

I had your hair around my neck.

I had your hair like a black necklace around

the nape of my neck and on my chest.

I caressed it, and it was mine; and

we were thus tied together forever, by the

same hair, mouth on mouth, in the manner of

two laurels which often have but one root.

And bit by bit, it seemed to me, our

limbs were so entangled, that I was becoming

you or that you were entering into me like my

soul.

When he had finished, he gently put his

hands on my shoulders, and he looked at me

with a look so tender, that I kissed his eyes

with a shiver.

32 – THE CUP

Lykas saw me coming, clad only in a

brief shift, because the days were

stifling; he wanted to mould my breast which

was still uncovered.

He took some fine potter’s clay, kneaded in cold water

and light. When he had pressed it onto

my skin, I thought I would faint, so cold

was this clay.

From the mould of my breast, he made a cup,

rounded and stemmed. He put it to dry

in the sun and painted it purple and

ochre, pressing flowers into it all around.

Then we went up to the spring

that was sacred to the nymphs, and we

threw the cup into the current, with

stalks of gillyflowers.

33 – ROSES IN THE NIGHT

As night mounted the sky, the world

was ours and the Gods’. We’re going to the

fields at the spring, the dark woods with

clearings where we guided our naked feet.

The brilliant little stars enough for the

little shadows which are us. Sometimes,

under the low branches, we find

sleeping deer.

But the most charming part of the night above all

else was a place known to us alone and

which drew us across the forest: a thicket

of mysterious roses.

Because nothing on earth is so divine as

the perfume of roses in the night. How

was it that at times when I was alone I

felt no intoxication?

34 – REMORSE

At first I didn’t answer, and I had a

blush on my cheeks, and the beating of

my heart hurt within my breast.

Then I resisted, I said: “No! No!” I

turned my head away and the kiss did not

broach my lips, nor love my

clenched knees.

Then he asked my forgiveness, he caressed

my hair, I felt his burning breath,

and he was gone… Now I am alone.

I looked at the empty place, the deserted woods, the

trodden earth. And I bit my knuckles until they

bled and muffled my cries in the grass.

35 — THE BROKEN DREAM

All alone I was sleeping, like a

partridge in the heather. The light breeze,

The sound of the waters, the sweetness of the night

kept me there.

I was sleeping, an imprudent thing to do,

and I awoke with a cry. I struggled, and

I wept; but already it was too late.

What can the arms of a woman do?

He didn’t leave me. On the contrary,

More tenderly in his arms he clasped me to

Him and I saw nothing more in the world, neither earth nor

The trees but only the gleam of his eyes…

To you, victorious Kypris, I dedicate these

Offerings still moist, still pink; the traces

Of the sorrows of the virgin, the end of my

Dream and of my resistance.

36 – TO THE WASHERWOMEN

Washerwomen, do not say that you have seen me!

I trust myself to you; do not repeat it!

Between my tunic and my breast I brought you

Something.

I am like a frightened little chicken…

I don’t know if I dare to tell you… My

Heart beats like I shall die… it is a

Veil that I brought you.

A veil and the ribbons from my legs. You

See; there is blood. By Apollo it was

In spite of me! I was well defended; but

A man who loves is stronger than us.

Wash them well; spare neither salt nor

Chalk. I shall put four obols for you

At the feet of Aphrodite; and even

A silver drachma.

37 – SONG

When he returned, I hid my

Face with both hands. He said to me:

“Fear nothing. Who saw us embrace?” “Who

Saw us? The night and the moon.

“And the stars and the first light of dawn. The moon

Was admiring itself in the lake and told the water under

The willows. The water of the lake told the pole.

“And the pole told the boat and the boat

Told the fisherman. Alas! Alas! If that were

All! But the fisherman told a woman.

“The fisherman told a woman: my father and

my mother and my sisters, and

all of Hellas will know.”

38 – BILITIS

One woman envelopes herself in white wool.

Another clothes herself in silk and gold. Another

covers herself with flowers, with green leaves and

grapes.

I know only to live naked. My lover,

take me as I am: without robes nor jewels

nor sandals; here is Bilitis alone.

But my hair is black with its own blackness and my

lips red with their own redness. My curls

float around me, free and round

like feathers.

Take me just as my mother made me in

A night of love long ago, and if I please you

Then don’t forget to tell me.

39 — THE LITTLE HOUSE

The little house where his bed is, is the most

beautiful on earth. It is made with the

branches of trees, four walls of dry earth

and a garland of thatch.

I love it, because we lie there since the nights grew

cold; and the colder the night, the longer it is.

At the rise of day I feel myself finally weary.

The mattress is in the sun; two blankets

of black wool enclose our bodies which

are warming up again. His chest compresses my breasts.

My heart beats…

He enters me so hard that I thought he would break me, poor

little girl that I am; but while he is

in me I no longer know anything of the world, and

you could have cut off my four limbs without

waking me from my joy.

40 – JOY (not translated)

41 — THE LOST LETTER

Alas for me! I have lost his letter. I

had put it between my skin and my breast-band,

in the warmth of my breast. I ran; it fell.

I’m going to retrace my steps: if someone

found it, he would tell my mother and I

shall be whipped in front of my mocking sisters.

If it is a man who finds it, he will give it

back to me; or even, if he wanted to talk to me in

secret I know the means to charm him.

If it is a woman, who puts it up for sale, O Zeus

the Protector, protect me! Because she would tell

everybody, or she would take my lover.

42 – SONG

The night is so deep that it enters through

my eyes. – You could not see the way. You could

lose yourself in the forest.

The noise of the waterfalls fills my

ears. – You would not hear the voice of

your lover even if he was only twenty feet away.

The odour of the flowers is so strong that I

swoon and am about to fall. – You would not feel

them if they carpeted your path.

Ah! It is good, far from here, on the other

side of the mountain, but I see it and I

hear it and I feel it as if it were touching me.

43 – THE OATH

“When the water of the stream flows back up

to the snow-covered summits;

when we sow barley and wheat in

the moving furrows of the sea;

“when the pines sprout in the lakes and the

water-lilies on rocks, when the sun

becomes black, when the moon falls onto the grass.

“Then, but only then, will I take

another wife and forget you Bilitis,

soul of my life, heart of my heart.”

He said that to me! He said that to me! What matters

the rest of the world to me! Where are you, insane happiness

which can compare with my happiness!

44 — NIGHT

It is me now, looking for him again.

each night, very softly, I leave the

house, and I go by a long road,

to his meadow, to watch him sleep.

Sometimes I stay a long time without speaking,

happy just to see him, and I put my lips close

to his, to kiss only

his breath.

Then suddenly, I spread myself over him. He

wakes in my arms, and he can no longer

get back up because I wrestle with him! He submits, and laughs and

pleads with me. And so we played through the night.

… First dawn, Oh mischievous clarity, you already!

In what forever-nocturnal cavern, on

which subterranean meadow could we

love for so long, that we lose even your

memory…

45 – LULLABY (BERCEUSE: lit: ‘She who rocks the cradle’)

Sleep! I asked in Sardis for your toys, and

your clothes in Babylon. Sleep, you are the daughter

of Bilitis and of a king of the rising sun.

The woods, they are the palace in which we fought for

you alone and which I give you. The trunks

of the pines, these are its columns; the high

branches, these are its vaulted roof.

Sleep. So that he doesn’t wake you, I would sell

the sun to the sea. The wind from the wings of

a dove is not as light as your breath.

Daughter of mine, flesh of my flesh, you will tell me

when you open your eyes, if you want the

plain or the town, or the mountain or the

moon, or the white procession of the gods.

46 – THE TOMB OF THE NYADS

The length of the rime-covered woods, I

walked; the hair in front of my mouth was

blossoming with little icicles, and my

sandals were heavy with piled-up slush.

He said to me: “What are you looking for?” “I’m

on the tracks of a satyr. His cloven little footsteps

alternate like the holes in a white

shawl.” He said to me: “The Satyrs are dead.

“The satyrs and the nymphs too. In

thirty years we have not had a winter so

terrible. The footprint which you see is that of

a goat. But let us stay here, where their tomb is.”

And with the iron of his hoe he broke the ice

on the spring where once laughed the Nyads.

He took large cold pieces, and,

lifting them to the pale sky, looked through them.

***** ******* *****

Songs from the States Part 3

02 Saturday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms, Entertainment Upstairs

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Music from USA, US States

Playlist by Algernon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6irfBMm48g&feature=fvst

Ohio – Crosby Stills Nash & Young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDVzbeDzRk

Oklahoma – Hugh Jackman (Rogers and Hammerstein)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC_l3ymXhM

Portland Oregon- Loretta Lynn and Jack White

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_muFwwTSMs

Pennsylvania 6-5000 – Glenn Miller

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAmhRBuMyRc

Rhode Island is good for you – Erin McKeown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXmgkvIgc0w

Carolina on Mind – James Taylor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RblQu0va9iE

South Dakota Morning –Bee Gees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7oNS-bDZqc&feature=fvst

Tennessee Jack – Grateful Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2xmScmG1Rw

Deep in the heart of Texas – with the ranch party gang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQFWIeTv6VY

Utah –Emarosa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NGbRXKg6Kg

Moonlight in Vermont – Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2436anrIg

Blue Virginia blues – Larry Sparks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUAwqhnqSAc

Washington Square – The Village Stompers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07zFCP1anO4

Wheeling West Virginia  -Neil Sedaka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIomLMfAli8

Cadillac Ranch – Bruce Springsteen (Winsconsin in lyrics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGahh8JQFCk&feature=fvst

Song of Wyoming – John Denver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5E-qgtij4

Born in Puerto Rico – Paul Simon

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