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Quick Six

31 Monday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Billy Bragg, Bjork, Debbie Harry, Nouvelle Vague, Shorley Brown, the Beards, White Shoes & the Couples Company

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

quick six

 

Short Playlist by Algernon

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xDd-BvClH8

 

No one knows nothing anymore – Billy Bragg

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7kR-Z8HUI0

 

Who is Betty – Shirley Brown

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

 

If Your Dad Doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got to mums – The Beards

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOxwO9WMWi0

 

Kisa Dari Selatan Jakarta – White Shoes & the Couples Company

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3x1PSYcm8

 

Making plans for Nigel – Nouvelle Vague

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26sP2WsA5cY

 

Hyperballad – Bjork

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0mJDzTbyo

 

Ghost Riders in the Sky – Debbie Harry

 

The Castle – Episode 6: Drinking Tea in a Cafe.

25 Tuesday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Sandshoe

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busker, Christina Binning Wilson, park

Claude Debussy’s Prelude to The Afternoon of a Faun.

 

Park

The Park

Story and Illustration by ‘Shoe.

The Busker threw open a door he called it. His eyes had darted side to side.

“You’ll lose your job. Everybody will. The end will come. It’ll all fall down. I’ve got a room for you where I live. It’s next to mine. Let me know.” He leaned his head half sideways and peered at her. His eyes were pin point darts in a flood of light from passing traffic.

“Capitalism.” He made an intense yukking noise that was guttural laughter and rocked from side to side on his stiffly extended legs. His folded arms hugged his chest.

They met when she still worked at the newspaper. They were workers. She knew him sight unseen  first. She heard the powerful sound of a raucous guitar and then his voice. He was playing an intersection. Night street lights flicked on. Street lighting was minimal. Some shop fronts showed no light. She stopped to drop a coin into his opened guitar case.

“Mark,” he said over the music. Yukk yukk.

“See you at 7,” he said the day his eyes darting they finally agreed they could meet and have coffee and cake if she wanted. He confided the address as if it was a front to a clandestine organisation. A haunt of down-and up-beats, a group of regular students playing Dungeons and Dragons, stayers commingling with models of insolence, young men or young women in single pairs or as alone and still as sculpture.

The Busker waved her over. He stood up from a bench seat at a long table. He was rocking and bounced towards her. He might off walls. Hair sprang free from between his fingers like wire as he grabbed and ran the length of his beard through his right hand. She was ushered.

“This one. Isobella Celente. Warren. We call him Hood. Isobella. Peter. We call him Peach. This Rita. Isobella. Georges.”

He was tapping his feet methodically. He introduced her to each of the customers at the table. The least hesitation he demanded response.

“She’s new here. Look after her.”

“Sure”. That was Georges in a grubby leather vest over a black t-shirt full of holes and his jeans legs folded into cuffs. He returned a few minutes later with a cup of tea sans milk he put down in front of where she sat next to him. “Gnome,” he said, “Call me Gnome. It’s ordinary the tea. Not fancy. Milk costs more.” His hands were soft and dirt under his fingernails was evident. The Busker made the yukking sound that was laughter meaning he was pleased. He thanked Gnome for his care.

“Does anybody want a tea,” he added. A murmur in the negative went the table length. He showed Isabella she could buy a slice of toast with a cup of tea. A well dressed man in a shining silver-grey suit came in and spoke to The Busker over their shoulders. He departed in a chorus of protest.

“That’s Reuben. He’s a bounce. He’s our friend.”

People came and left The Busker said were friends. When the others who were in that close company left that night, Isabella stayed to while time away. She was expected at midnight in her new office on Symonds only a quick climb up a grassed terrace and an adjacent park. Queen is the arterial heart of the city of Auckland from the wharf and its Harbour to K’ Road at its upper end. Symonds on its ridge that butts K’road and runs to the west through an older section was a literal High Street above it and a financial district of its own was consolidating in competition. A deregulated system was acting out a local land grab and assets battle. A nouveau riche risked money and these streets like careless fire.

A young man reading at one of the tables put down his book and came over. He offered to buy her a cup of tea. She agreed. They talked and drank tea with lemon slices they squeezed juice from no milk. He draped a satchel over his shoulder, hooking it with a grasp of fingers and gathered newspaper he handed to one remaining patron at another table. He announced he was going her way. Safer the two of us if you trust me and am I safe myself. The park was not lit. He was Hugh. She introduced herself. He had expected friends. They’re not coming. Isobella walked with him happy for the company. They crossed the exterior paving and street between the café and the dark city Art Gallery to access the edge of the park. He expected his friends to have come that night to play Dungeons and Dragons. Will we be safe walking up through this park he asked her did she think as they walked into its enclosure of sweet calm and only black shaping. The moon had no purchase on the park that night.

Sitting Alone on an Autumn Night

24 Monday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Wang Wei

Misty-Mountains-Great-Photography-nature-awesomeness

Photo borrowed from meemes.com

I sit alone sad at my whitening hair

Waiting for ten o’clock in my empty house

In the rain the hill fruits fall

Under the lamp grasshoppers sound

White hairs will never be transformed

That elixir is beyond creation

To eliminate decrepitude

Study the absolute.

Wang Wei (?701-761)

TR. G.W. Robinson

in Zen Poems, Selected and Edited by Peter Harris, Longman, P53.

Spaghetti Westerns

24 Monday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Ennio Morricone, For a Few Guitars More, Spaghetti Westerns

spag westerns

A rare find from Algernon

The album, For a Few guitars More, is a modern interpretation of the soundtracks composed by Ennio Morricone. The album was produced in 2002. Unfortunately not all tracks on that album are available on Youtube, so I’ve mostly listed soundtracks from the movies.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBC39006DE4AE2782

For a Few Guitars More

This should open to a youtube channel, click on the large icon next “For a Few Guitars more” and it will play continuously or click on each individual listing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VjN73Xj4ns

The Great Silence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIgNCD3nzOg

Once upon a time in the West

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th-r8rwW3EU

Farewell to Cheyenne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS2-CktchfM

As a Judgement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpZjvbSC9_M

For a Fistful of Dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtmdorQG-U

Sixty seconds of what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6IJKSsJVds

The Big Gundown

 

 

 

Sinister Demons

20 Thursday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Arturo Sinister Demons, Assistant Treasurer, Eddie O'Bad, Federal Senator, ICAC, IPECAC

sino

Story by a Hairy Dog that lives at Emmjay’s Place

The too-familiar sound of a large black limo crushing the gravel in the Pig’s Arms carpark rang through the front bar and sent a chill up the spines of the assembled bludgers watching a re-run of Roman Polanski’s Chinatown (starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway).

There was the otherwise reassuring thunk-thunk of german steel as two of the behemoth’s doors slammed shut and a short, stout balding man in a dark grey suit strode across the forecourt and through the main door of the pub.

“All right” he announced to the punters – who were reluctant to accept a disruption at that crucial point when Polanski, doing a cameo of some minor punk, inserts his shiv into Jake Gittoes’ left nostril and does a little freelance plastic surgery.

“ALL RIGHT” the grey man repeated,”Where the fuck is Eddie ?”

Merv and the punters had been startled, not by the try-harding grand standing short, fat grey man, but by the geyser of claret that had sprung from Jack Nicholson’s nose when the stiletto did its worst.  They were all taking a sympathy sip to calm their nerves and nobody had paid much attention to the short, fat, and (did I mention ?) grey man.

“I SAID …..”

“Yeah, we know what you said” said Hung, in his best DILLIGAF[1] impression.

“Do you know who I am ?” inquired the short, fat, balding grey man (SFBGM)

“Reuben F Scarf ?” guessed Hung.

“WHAT ?” said the SFBGM. “I said, Reuben F Scarf” said Hung. “The name on the inside pocket of your suit”.

A round of horse laughing circled the front bar, but the SFBGM wasn’t amongst the punters enjoying the leg pull.

“Look, mate, nobody gives a stuff who you are, but you’re still welcome in the Pig’s Arms” said Merv.

“This is Arturo Sinister Demons” said a swarthy chap redolent of dolmades and aged falafels, who had suddenly appeared and taken the SBFGM’s back.

“Will you guys save it for the commercial break?” said Hung. “Jack Nicholson’s just fished another one out of the reservoir”.

“Well, how about that !” said Voice.  “Mr Sinister Demons knows a thing or two about the water game too”

“And he knows what it’s like to have a taste of IPECAC” added Merv, who had finally joined the dots.

“Unusual for Federal Senators to front IPECAC” added Voice.  “And Assistant Treasurers”, said Hung.  “Even more unusual to have a family tree that grows in the shade of Johnny the Rodent and has roots right across to Eddie O’Bad on the other side !”

Sinister Demons was not well pleased.  He smashed his silver-handled cane on the bar and said “For the last time, where the fuck is Eddie ?”

“He’s moved in across the road next to Rosie’s Tattoo Emporium and House of Pain” said Merv.  But before Sinister Demons could turn on his heel and bust through the front door, Merv added “But you won’t find him there”.

Demons stood about an inch and a half away from Merv and said through gnashing teeth “Well, WHERE will I find him ?”

“One of the Cook’s River Sea Scouts found him floating in the drink, face up this morning.  That is, what was left of his face was up” Said Hung”.

“Make mine a pint” said Demons and shot a look around the bar like the cat that had just scored all the cream. “And a pink drink for Ian when he gets here”.


[1] DILLIGAF – do I look like I give a fuck

McManus

15 Saturday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Bruce Springsteen, David Grohl, David Sexsmith, Diana Krall, Elvis Costello, James Taylor, Kris Kristofferson, Lou Reed, Mumford & Sons, Rosanne Cash, Steve van Zandt, Willie Nelson

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Playlist by Algernon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5BnCEPr7cU

Crazy – Diana Krall, Elvis Costello and Willie Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxtQqcW60A

Watching the Detectives, Walking on the Moon, Sunshine of your love – Elvis Costello & The Police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QldW82xzQ

London Calling  – Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, David Grohl & Steve Van Zandt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cldEvQP_igA

April 5th – Elvis Costello, Rosanne Cash, Kris Kristofferson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-erIxtryF3w

Crying in the Rain – Elvis Costello and James Taylor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH5TTnUh9oc

You Really got a hold on me – Elvis Costello and Smoke Robinson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfYU_xNAvNg

Makin Whoopee – Diana Krall, Elton John and Elvis Costello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrCtc6DJ-EY

I’ve Got the World on a String – Diana Krall and Tony Bennett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sxK8ghb9PU

Walk on By -Diana Krall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4hPii_RVHE

Cry me a River –Diana Krall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usH4nVyy9A4

Boy from Ipanema – Diana Krall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrVOuMVvGM

You don’t know me – Diana Krall and Ray Charles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxKIOiISis

Sorry seems to be the hardest word – Diana Krall and Elton John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA2BjakmejM

Perfect Day –Elvis Costello and Lou Reed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgYO3Se-VHk

Every Day I write the Book – Elvis Costello and David Sexsmith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr8xDSPjII8

The Look of Love – Diana Krall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCykaPjrCWE

I’ll never fall in love again – Elvis Costello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Idt8wqSSeE

The Ghost of Tom Joad – Elvis Costello and Mumford & Sons

Garage

09 Sunday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Paul Revere and the Raiders, Question Mark and the Mysterians, Starfire, the Astronauts, The Atlantics, the Brogues, the Heard, the Pleasure Seekers, The Shag, the Spiders, the Trashmen, the Troggs, The Velvet Underground, Tommy James and the Shondells

Bardwell Park Garage

Bardwell Park Garage

Playlist by Algernon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izglMClMNPk

The Shag – Stop and Listen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-RoSd4pLc

The Starfire – I never loved her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-FzlxZdJU

The Brogues – Ain’t no miracle worker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cm3solF6K4

The Atlantics  – Come On

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03qCXUMFI

The Heard –Stop it baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb0GTvxOlL8

The Spiders – Boom Boom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHbcU5ArqBQ

The Astronauts – Baja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4FvOi-N18

The Sandals – The theme from The Endless summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hAXfmnImjg

The Velvet Underground – I love you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8G4clUJBY

Paul Revere and the Raiders – Kicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kVFfKezVo

The Electric Prunes – I had too much to dream last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

The Trashmen – Surfin bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3JtWgtats

The Pleasure seekers – What a way to die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMFLUXTEwM

Tommy James and the Shondells- I think we’re alone now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

The Troggs – Wild Thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns

Question Mark and the Mysterians – 96 tears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNTSk8EsoAM

The Choir – It’s cold outside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLvBpnaVHE8

Them – Gloria

The Men’s Shed

03 Monday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Gerard Oosterman

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Aldi bargains, Mens'Sed, Phillips heads

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAStory by Gerard Oosterman*.

“Why don’t you go and visit the men’s shed? You seem to be taking naps all the time. Each time I come down you are asleep. Have you taken your thyroid tablet? I hear that men’s sheds are taking off everywhere. It might help with your gloomy moods. You might meet a nice man.”

This à propos a conversation last week with H when the rain would not stop. The sky was grey. A perfect match for my mood. Yet the day before when the sky was just as grey, I felt ready to tackle the world, I even undertook a trip to Woolies to take advantage of a wine offer. Two bottles for the price of one. It is odd when I know that those sort of offers are just so much scam. Why do I still fall for that? Considering I pride myself on having some business acumen? No wonder their profit was up yet another 16% with mugs like me lurking around.

Shops now sell goods in multiples. Two loaves of bread cheaper than one. Six scissors for the price of two. Even two scissors for one is silly. I can only cut with one pair or eat only one loaf of bread at the time. Alas, consuming has to be sped up, faster, faster and more of it. All of it in vacuum sealed packages that are so hard to open you need secateurs. No worry, three of them for the price of one. We now have two jars of scissors on the kitchen bench with three secateurs.

Aldi’s sells the most mouth-watering packets of tools and tool accessories. I bought a box of Phillip screwdriver heads, not Phillip screwdrivers, no just the heads. Show me a Phillips screw, and boy am I prepared. I have a head for every conceivable Phillips screw. It is nice to be so secure in the world of Phillips screws. I noticed in their latest catalogue there is a special on a box of allen keys as well. Must rush out and get one. One can never have enough allen keys.

I did look up the local men’s shed. It has a kind of spiritual aura about it with the land and shed donated by the help of the local church. The past meetings all recorded on the internet does mention The Lord and other hints of a higher being ready to offer salvation. I am not sure if I haven’t left salvation a bit late but am happy to go to an even better place with even more boxes of exotic screw heads, allen keys, and extra loaves of bread. I suppose for many men heaven could not be much better than a gigantic type of Bunnings Hardware with a Lions club tent of barbecued sausages (with mustard, tom/barbecue sauce) available at any time of the day and night.

I’ll think about joining the men’s club. Their web-side has photos of blokes (the men are called blokes in this shed) busy with making things of wood or metal. There is a smaller shed for blokes with internet problems. I could do with some help with the torture that Windows 8.1 has involved me in. It is so complicated with the screen changing as soon as I move the mouse off-screen. Everything is so much Internet/electric torture and difficult now-a-days.

I feel I need a shed just for my own blokey self. That’s what it has now come to. It would have a divan, a bookshelf and a coffee grinder machine. Perhaps with a bit of ply-wood and my Aldi tools I could fashion a nice little wooden box, paint it an egg-shell beige. I could than think about what I would put in the box.

Perhaps my collection of Phillips screw heads?

Things are looking up!

*  Catch Gez at       http://oosterman.wordpress.com/2014/03/02/the-mens-shed/

Boat Arrivals and Paedophiles – Australian Government at its Abetz

01 Saturday Mar 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Bands at the Pig's Arms

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boat arrivals, cretinous moron, Eric Abetz, paedophiles, pedophiles, Shaun Micallef

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