“I said to Vlad, ‘I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours and it was a dead heat – they were both this big !”*
Manne Overboard at the G20.
Pig’s Arms correspondenty waxes lyrical at the well-dressed-only gig in Brisvegas.
Well, it was a careering highlight for the Abbottmeister – hosting the G20. It was AAA listers only including the Zimbabwean Deputy Assistant to the Third Under Secretary for Forest and Mine. He was quoted as saying “I was very impressed when Mr Abort took out his banjo and played “Black Mountain Breakdown”. I think that was before he took out his wedding photograph – with his lovely sister wife Jebeen. And what a talent – donkey breeding, cooking’ chitlins and grits, cussin’ and spitting’ – all at the one time. He had a still photograph too”.
German Chancellor (and patron of the Pig’s Arms resident bikie gang) Angle Murky warmed the hearts of local Brisvegans with her down home humour, sensible tracky dacks and funny stories about former East German weight lifters and invading Poland.
British PM David Cameroon… no, wait, that’s a country …. oh, confusion ! Silly me, expressed relief at not having to put on “one of those fucking ridiculous batik shirts AGAIN and retired to his suite to entertain Muffy – a beagle sniffer dog with whom he had struck a special relationship at the airport – and her well-connected handler, Des R.M. Phetamines.
US Pres. Borat Obama hailed his meeting with the Australian PM as a grate success although he felt that the chewin’ tobacco spitting’, crawdad eating and hog wrastlin’ triathlon was probably better understood by his predecessor.
“Most of the steamed guests were hurriedly packing up when I got there” said a thin, pale and spotty version of the Australian Treasurer, “I think they were saying they had to get to somewhere important in a hurry”.
* Clarification – Mr Abort was talking diameter, not length….
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Abbott’s introductory talk to the Retreat. Oh My Gawd. Unbelievably fracking awful and wrong. Urging them to keep it all brief or to about 5 minutes while he wasted 8-9 minutes with a load rambling garbage. Let’s use first names and pretend we love each other. Gawd I’m so good at this – no one would guess I’d never done it before.
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The village idiot didn’t disappoint did it. I saw the body language of them whilst he delivered this tosh. What must they have been thinking, we have real issues here and he wants to whinge about street corner politics. Seriously the more this hill billy brain farts the more he looks and sounds like Billy McMahon.
Obama shirt fronts him on his own soil on climate change, Others shirt front Putin whilst he hides behind a koala. How long before the tories tap him on the shoulder and tell him this isn’t working might be time to see if someone else can do any better.
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I had a look at his Facebook page. Fracking unbelievable – again. Full of congratulations to him and we are so proud of you Tony. On the Guardian the comments on the retreat speech are 1255 and counting. Warms the heart to read some of them. Apart from two brave paid trolls everyone has heaped appropriate scorn on the wanker, the cognitively impaired one.
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A few hours on the ABC yesterday realised about 120 comments which I suspect didn’t include the side comments. Even some Liberals were horrified. The usual numbskulls were proudly defending him well having a go at anything opposition, there were the odd staffer trying to divert as well.
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It’s a wonder most of them didn’t die with their leg in the air.
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Interesting that Obama and Merkel went straight out to meet the folks of Brisvegas, whilst TA whined about us stupid Orstrayans not liking his budget.
We should send TA on a crocodile ‘training’ weekend.
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The G20 wasn’t about all these fancy pants in town. It was all about Buffoon Joes second budget.
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Of course they’re up to cuddling furry creatures that lay carpet beetles now.
I see Abort strong on words weak on action, fails to follow through leaving the shirt lifting to others.
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Oh, the whole world has had a good laugh now!
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Clown status for all Australians abroad now ! Cringe Cringe Cringe.
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As long as we use first names Therese.
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Yvonne, Can we reblog one of your delightful pieces at the Pig’s Arms ?
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I would be honoured! I get chuckles, guffaws and boisterous laughter from the Pig’s Arms, so fair is fair.
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