Pig-Tel is proud to announce that we will now be carrying the luxury range of adult products from Mo Far Kor.
This month’s special for the young at heat and not so young at heat – dried monkey glands. Yours for a snip at just $19.99. Send us anmarked $20 and we’ll send you a garishly labelled embarrassment that’s sure to amuse your postman and set tongues wagging up your alley.
To reserve your free sample of Mo Far Kor monkey glands, just leave your name, address and telephone number in the comments section below.
…and remember, discretion is our buy-word, Pig-Tel won’t tell !
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Mo’s! Take 3! We guarantee 3!
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I’ll have ten thanks. Put them on my pigpal account.
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I can’t believe that I missed that opportunity, Big ! Good one !
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Has Merv gone all fancy and started serving cocktails.
From wikipedia: The Monkey Gland is a cocktail of gin, orange juice, grenadine and absinthe named after a surgical technique of grafting monkey testicle tissue into humans
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Bit of an eye-waterer for both parties, I’d wager, Algy !
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I draw the line at that. Bull’s balls is the limit.
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Pretty sure Pig-Tel will need bigger bags for those, Viv !
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