Pig-Tel is proud to announce that we will now be carrying the luxury range of adult products from Mo Far Kor.
This month’s special for the young at heat and not so young at heat – dried monkey glands. Yours for a snip at just $19.99. Send us anmarked $20 and we’ll send you a garishly labelled embarrassment that’s sure to amuse your postman and set tongues wagging up your alley.
To reserve your free sample of Mo Far Kor monkey glands, just leave your name, address and telephone number in the comments section below.
…and remember, discretion is our buy-word, Pig-Tel won’t tell !