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Story by the Pig’s Armaments Correspondent.
I’ve always thought of that large hardware chain as something of a family affair. Clearly this is a somewhat antiquated view.
Even if it isn’t an antiquated view, few volunteers sought to take the opportunity to point out to the wearer the dubious taste associated with wearing such a T-shirt.
On a different note, while we’re at the hardware mega chain, here’s a photograph of a hole in the ground. More to the point a pothole in their carpark that threw the Zephyr off line and caused me to back into a diminuitive car. I left an apologetic note to the owner with my details, expecting to get a rocket up my back door. The damage looked like a new plastic bumper bar to me.
Instead, later that evening I got a very pleasant SMS thanking me for being honest and saying that the owner would call his insurer (same one as mine) in a day or so. I was shocked.
And pleasantly surprised to have found a far more reasonable and civilised chap than our friend here of the short arms persuasion.
Winsome, loosum, I guess.
In case anyone is worried about the state of the Zephyr, worry not. Car made of steel versus plastic toy car ? Foregone conclusion.
Happy New Year to all the crowd at the Pig’s Armaments.
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I really rooly like the photograph of the pot-hole in the carpark. It is clear how the incident you describe happened. 😉
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Could be a career here, ‘Shoe. Holistic documentary maker. Happy New Year, by the way 🙂
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I thought it. Happy New Year.
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Yes, you dodged a bullet (excuse the pun) with that bingle.
I guess if you’re c^&* shooting, you may as well do it properly with a Glock!
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You struck it very lucky re that prang. Rare. I’ve been dudded twice (long time ago) and daughter once recently. Love the potholes in the carparks. We used to have one which suffered dreadfully then after a big rebuild thingy the whole parking area was under cover and the surface remains perfect as no rain falls on it.
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The red neck, the T-shirt and the pothole* 🙂
*USA
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That one looks small compared to some at out local supermarket duopoly. The were swallowing small cars they were that deep. One was just on the other side of one of their speed hump just to make things more difficult. The next on the way to the exit was as wide as a car. They were kind and patched them for Christmas. They were so well done some are opening up again.
At least this rooster looks like he knows what he’s wearing. Where we go, there are several that wear inappropriately worded t-shirts and don’t appear to understand what the t-shirts are saying.
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