Quip by Emmjay

On the mean streets of Honolulu, there’s crime.  Crime and more crime.

Misdemeanours and felonies.  It’s tough to work out who are the worst crims – the crims or the cops.

But the baddest crime of all is playing horseshoes on Waikiki.  You can get fined, do time or both, so resist the urge.  Don’t take your horse to town, Bill.  Leave that horse at home, Jim.  Don’t take your horse to town.