Photograph of a slow moving, dim-witted lower order mammal – and a wombat
Late barking news from our Pig’s Arms cub reporter Carmen Gettit
It has been revealed to the PA reporter that the identity of the sexually inappropriately approached individual in the latest Barnaby Gate incident in WA – is none other than a bat – a wombat,
Cripes !
Later barking news from our Pig’s Arms cub reporter Yuri Tool
National Country Party Misses Golden Opportunity
In a stunning turnaround, the National Party of Counts has failed to replace a bombastic, bloated tomato-coloured, snaggle-toothed sexual deviant with a bombastic, bloated tomato-coloured gun deviant with sweaty under-arms, dressed by his mother.
Commentators were left wondering what this fat, bloated sunburnt brown land is coming to – and are awaiting with bated breath to see what kind of screw-up the deeply considered alternative candidate will inject into the body politic. Something other than sperm or lead – they hoped.
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
It is said that a wombat eats roots and leaves – the clear distinction with Barnaby is that he doesn’t leave – with any dignity.
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I believe they. Eat shoots as well.
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Any reason I have one here awaiting moderation
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Sorry Algy struggling with logging in off my phone – moderation triggered by the inclusion of a clickable URL.
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Malcolm has something to say on this.
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You’re not a farmer, Barnaby, you’re a fucking accountant, so get ridda the Akubra.
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When he ran for the 2016 election the Nats ran ads in rural papers. There was Barnyard describing himself as a Primary Producer ftom Barraba. Strange I thought him an Accountant from St George.
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I don’t think punching out kids by the dozen constitutes primary production – unless you mean primary school production.
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Well he could be servicing cows in his travels
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